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It's important to keep up with traditions. Happy Mother's Day. @SchittsCreekPop https://t.co/UfdTgBSYEBHappy birthday, moms! 😂 #MothersDay @SchittsCreekPop https://t.co/KyJIy3Sfw3
Retweeted by comedycentral10/10 of doctors recommend #Ziwe, premiering tonight at 11p/10c on @Showtime. @ziwe https://t.co/pm9A6xMwt8Don't underestimate your mother. #MothersDay https://t.co/eBiCAGwEY3Happy #MothersDay to our favorite mother. https://t.co/v5Gdljm6jn
Retweeted by comedycentralHappy Mother's Day! https://t.co/mWiOMpgodf
Retweeted by comedycentralbrunch today. https://t.co/DDP6YCN97k
Retweeted by comedycentralWhat do moms REALLY want for Mother’s Day? To be left the f**k alone. https://t.co/1MvHdSKHfb
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Retweeted by comedycentralHappy Mother's Day, you're special. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/dsRUEWMBAx
5/9
2021
The chemistry is undeniable. #Anchorman2 is on now. https://t.co/Xaxt9OJZIRDo your thing. #ParksAndRec is on now. https://t.co/O0c3Zf8XdU
5/8
2021
.@dulcesloan and I throw some axes and shoot arrows on tonight’s SEASON FINALE of #DoingTheMostWithPhoebe!!! 11/10c… https://t.co/PFTOkutg6H
Retweeted by comedycentralMary Beth Barone is a comedian to know in 2021. Here, she talks new @ComedyCentral show "Drag His Ass" and stand-up… https://t.co/OQ5Sug4lYG
Retweeted by comedycentral.@dulcesloan offers good advice that some people apparently need to hear. See the season finale of… https://t.co/ot7MmO2WiZHow rich people go camping https://t.co/CJj2qMP1za
5/7
2021
Help us raise AAPI voices. Go to https://t.co/rvZ8UzWhPU to learn how. https://t.co/8xiW91M5HWI know moms know best, but @ericnamofficial please don't tone down the sexy! Don't worry guys, we break out the bod… https://t.co/ePADuxHtBN
Retweeted by comedycentralI’m on Phoebe’s show on Comedy Central this Friday at 11/10 central! This episode is a riot 🤣, a must see. https://t.co/gJKR1TOEe0
Retweeted by comedycentralComedian Mary Beth Barone has *all* the answers when it comes to the perils of Tinder-era dating: https://t.co/TwbMwYcntl
Retweeted by comedycentralWe heard Twitter was finally ready for this large suit. https://t.co/nczzoRcxoK.@Jokoy, Tien Tran, @shengwangtime, @harikondabolu and @ihatejoelkim break down what it was like growing up Asian A… https://t.co/dmKSUjCLv5
Retweeted by comedycentralSubscribe to Comedy Central's YouTube channel for more videos with @HannahStocking: https://t.co/OHV8p1mTrW https://t.co/zP0pTI4F1BWhere there’s smoke, there’s white women looking for true crime. @HannahStocking is addicted to true crime.… https://t.co/BDcINn3ZqFNYPD doing sketch comedy now 🙄 https://t.co/PQP4pHoNljReady for some peace and quiet? Watch the final #AQuietPlace Part II trailer now, and experience it only in theater… https://t.co/Hg0gaJSyWaThis t-shirt says it all. #ComedyTBT #Detroiters https://t.co/UvwxXV2IlE
5/6
2021
"It takes a crew to run a train" 💀 https://t.co/zViKxHI8ck
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Retweeted by comedycentralAll aboard. @desusnice & @THEKIDMERO are on #CrankYankers, tonight at 10:30/9:30c. https://t.co/YjWBuyfS1pPowerful reminder from @jonstewart - Tucker continues to suck and the puppets are still making prank calls! A new… https://t.co/Y3Idscyran
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Retweeted by comedycentral.@hasanminhaj shared his very normal way to eat cereal over a little afternoon tea with @dopequeenpheebs Season f… https://t.co/xDaCkzbmJrWatch me and all my characters on the new season of #CrankYankers! It’s back tonight on @comedycentral at 10:30/9:… https://t.co/Rn8mUL755I
Retweeted by comedycentralDrag His Ass Episode 1: The Flirt is now available it’s pretty good I think https://t.co/w4nscOQyKI https://t.co/qhFvYWkrIn
Retweeted by comedycentralDo it for Casa Bonita. #CincoDeMayo https://t.co/YMO0Yl5wOM
5/5
2021
These guys show up in your DMs. Who do you hit up first? https://t.co/A6s0O7R4BKThe Chewbacca Defense. https://t.co/oVb9QuPC9I
Retweeted by comedycentralPetey DeAbreu fucks with baths. https://t.co/kqkxHw3zwO https://t.co/RorWNY62SW
Retweeted by comedycentralNever meet your fans. #MayThe4thBeWithYou https://t.co/qYWaBJCNl6Trevor and @anthonyanderson are about to have a very candid conversation about mental health. WHEN: Today at 1PM E… https://t.co/oZEhat4BCE
Retweeted by comedycentralThis is gonna be good. https://t.co/FRsZDdC9IuHappy #AAPIHeritageMonth! We're kicking off the month that celebrates the achievements and contributions of Asian A… https://t.co/Ig9apm40ID
Retweeted by comedycentralConfirming #YourWorstFears with @natashavaynblat 😂 Check it out and support your mental health! 💛… https://t.co/T9HSqVeOof
Retweeted by comedycentralShow some respect. It's National Teachers' Day. https://t.co/oBjQu511V5
5/4
2021
Thank you @TelevisionAcad! https://t.co/xm8lgZC6RA
Retweeted by comedycentralKicking off Mental Health Awareness Month with a throwback to our piece on therapy in the Black community: stigma,… https://t.co/LvmQfplQMW
Retweeted by comedycentralSometimes the only solution is to ctrl-alt-delete your marriage. https://t.co/y1CFSuir7ONo one with a phone is safe! Crank Yankers season 6 premieres Wednesday, May 5 at 10:30 p.m. ET on Comedy Central. https://t.co/L9rh6bffcG
Retweeted by comedycentralSee @TrixieMattel's doll parts as a real puppet in our exclusive #CrankYankers first look images. https://t.co/zI3PsmuYFi
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5/3
2021
Hate the player, not the referees. #KrollShow https://t.co/o1mrXNKtVZThis summer is going to be wild. #MiniMocks @NotAlexis https://t.co/NN2ZEYd3pqWatch closely. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/Svt79YPJso
5/2
2021
Keep your priorities straight. #BackToTheFuture is on now. https://t.co/EhtPD0cCfeWait your turn, and then keep waiting. https://t.co/hfmlPx5j6JListen carefully. #ParksAndRec is on now. https://t.co/YpL4Dh8XiW
5/1
2021
@hulu Here for this. 🔥9 new networks including MTV, Nickelodeon, BET are now on Hulu + Live TV! Watch favorites like: 🍍 SpongeBob Square… https://t.co/BcP1kiKP8S
Retweeted by comedycentral.@hasanminhaj and @dopequeenpheebs talking babies (and then holding babies!) is too cute to handle.… https://t.co/Fepn7rgvK4She's the perfect woman for the job. @nikkiglaser is hosting the @MTVAwards: Unscripted. https://t.co/6i6n0cb8jdAnd the host for the FIRST-EVER #MTVAwards: UNSCRIPTED is... @NikkiGlaser!!! 👏 Love jaw-dropping reality TV? WE'VE… https://t.co/0E6y0gf13e
Retweeted by comedycentralvery excited for this show (my pride and joy,,, drag his ass) to come out next week on @ComedyCentral digital 😍 https://t.co/vxfG68QxqZ
Retweeted by comedycentralYou wanna know why I look like a model here? Because @ashleygraham is the one that took this pic 😏… https://t.co/5igZNZ01ph
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4/30
2021
Showing up at the apology dinner like https://t.co/XWvMSSE6vL @HannahStocking 💩🔥THE DUMP DOULA IS ON HER WAY 🚗💩 https://t.co/m3ajqyBZG2 https://t.co/c8cnQseS9m
Retweeted by comedycentralThe Worst President In History That We Can Remember: Joe Biden a.k.a Plant-ifa a.k.a President Hamburglar https://t.co/gwfVzk0zsT
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Retweeted by comedycentralJOE BIDEN: I think we can all agree: Puppies are delightful. REPUBLICANS: [arms crossed, shaking heads in disbelief]
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Retweeted by comedycentralNot sure I'd be using the words "fleeing" and "Texas" in the same sentence, Senator Cancun https://t.co/hgRsrN11vQ
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4/29
2021
Don’t know how to quit your crummy job? Try the @tanfrance method. https://t.co/z5YSUejQB5When do you have to wear a mask? Decipher the CDC’s new chart to find out! https://t.co/GncpaagD7h
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4/28
2021
Your balls need a haircut. Here's where to get it. #MiniMocks @whodougsmith https://t.co/OONTvLHN05Glad the CDC finally clarified this. https://t.co/jtfSREPL1ZJames Bond should be a woman. @AlisonLeiby https://t.co/DWxvsvEtfw https://t.co/mQWLVF4MaW
Retweeted by comedycentralAbruptly leaving that first post-vax party without saying goodbye to anyone. https://t.co/lQBMNFFZm0India is facing a “tsunami” of COVID infections and Modi’s response is to stop the spread…of mean tweets. https://t.co/iAOUSPCnGx
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4/27
2021
Pretzel Day brings us all together. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/gwH3Awlc52Mads Mikkelsen, Sads Mikkelsen, Glads Mikkelsen and Rads Mikkelsen. https://t.co/0fY3RZdjYSIf you’ve ever wondered what I’m like in real life. Buckle up. Watch full video on @ComedyCentral's @YouTube https://t.co/fTMqhjaMNo
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Retweeted by comedycentralExcited to be watching Lil Nas X do bad thangs to Satan with an ice cold plant-based beer. Thanks Joe Biden. https://t.co/OoQhIjcStJCongratulations to @Travon—former Daily Show writer and NOW OSCAR WINNER!!! Also you still have some yogurt in the fridge
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4/26
2021
Don't harsh the mellow. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/e6m7Wxvxn6
4/25
2021

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