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Together forever. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/GL3fcPiJV6
1/19
2020
You can't hide anything from your grandma. Awkwafina is @NoraFromQueens premieres January 22. https://t.co/MlrIfrieyNIs @falloutboy emo? @anthonypadilla and the rest of the #AgreeToDisagree crew are getting emotional just talking ab… https://t.co/NC7bMi3YJ2
Retweeted by Comedy CentralA deaf man is suing PornHub for lack of captions and we know someone that can help. #MiniMocks @hansdickie https://t.co/Tpjf4OZz9G
Retweeted by Comedy CentralIt’s hard to care about a sex ed assembly when the presenter is hot AF. @KiryShabazz https://t.co/XfjbG0ZLw2
Retweeted by Comedy CentralHungry? #ParksAndRec is on now. https://t.co/l5LSGZQZ1V
1/18
2020
It's possible to call home too much -- even from prison. Catch @KiryShabazz's full set on @billburr Presents: The R… https://t.co/OZytHzKxhTOur latest collab with @ComedyCentral is out! #comedy #sketch #toomanyalmonds https://t.co/jQqmtHQLYU
Retweeted by Comedy Central.@Awkwafina: ✔️Rapper ✔️Actor ✔️Author ✔️Train announcer? https://t.co/l8tB9M0cx6
Retweeted by Comedy Centralheyy ok this is Eva vs. Anxiety episode 2: making small talk in an elevator https://t.co/XQRloLES8g
Retweeted by Comedy CentralAmeezing how time flies. https://t.co/K6Jp9zsNeU
Retweeted by Comedy Central @nickkroll https://t.co/BfNzkhOB98Same energy. https://t.co/g2MTjLecgqComedian @jordypizza talks TikToks as a career, getting absolutely wrecked on shrooms, and lying to your parents https://t.co/Wm00iwi4e3
Retweeted by Comedy CentralAnxiety, meet elevator. It’s a match made in hell. #EvaVsAnxiety @evaandheriud https://t.co/xgzAuhq0s6At work, meeting the kid that’s going to replace you. https://t.co/5EcoRLuZGrHere's to the moments we'll never remember and the friends we'll also never remember @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/GY6AYsJeml
Retweeted by Comedy Central“Cool,” says Meghan Markle. https://t.co/0nYZHZtJGuEvery happy couple has one moment that defines their relationship. Sometimes it’s bacon grease to the face. Watch t… https://t.co/SVleXnC2F9
Retweeted by Comedy CentralPartying at Mike’s house may not be your first choice, but it IS your only choice. @TheSecondCity https://t.co/fadsTmNIYm.@RickIngraham is just grateful he's not from Mississippi. Catch Rick on an all-new episode of The Ringers, tonight… https://t.co/cVOolV4Iom
Retweeted by Comedy CentralBut will he pay child support? https://t.co/nnAt5Z4RE1There’s a reason sexual slang exists. @mondaypunday https://t.co/6D3CC14R82
Retweeted by Comedy CentralShe can still dish it out. Happy birthday, Betty White. https://t.co/oJ71KLxgP9Royal Correspondent @ChrisFranjola calls @DavidSpade, @joelmchale, @guybranum and @lizzycooperman with his insight… https://t.co/W39TqriVPT
Retweeted by Comedy CentralA deaf man is suing PornHub for lack of captions and we know someone that can help. #MiniMocks @hansdickie https://t.co/Tpjf4OZz9GTomorrow night! The Ringers airs on Comedy Central at 11pm https://t.co/EyD52xpAbh
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1/17
2020
Hear about @goodygrace 's first acid experience w/ @ComedyCentral Tales From The Trip 🛸🛸: https://t.co/WcO5VdBp7bhttps://t.co/3iyuQ7ukaD
Retweeted by Comedy CentralWhen the Comcast lady tells me to calm down: https://t.co/fnKLj7gI4D @kerrywashington @awkwafina @MTA People might actually take their AirPods out once in a while. #NorafromQueensSee you on the 7! https://t.co/lU2jKCmsYK
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSeven years ago, we invited the many characters of @nickkroll into our lives. https://t.co/6jH3y4TLhbAwkwafina's voice will take over stops on the 7 train in Queens https://t.co/OzmzAfg3EF
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSpeak of the devil. Tosh.0 is streaming for free on our new Tosh.0 Pluto TV channel: https://t.co/i8K9Jd4PYq https://t.co/CsmJEhp5GZ"I also love a classic New York hot dog: no frank, double guac." https://t.co/WgqodDly0JBurger King offers Prince Harry a new role after he and Meghan Markle announced they would be stepping back from th… https://t.co/zUrlISmxev
Retweeted by Comedy CentralPretty excited for this all-female reboot. https://t.co/Dt48ppgDNC @falloutboy @anthonypadilla Attn: @petewentzIs @falloutboy emo? @anthonypadilla and the rest of the #AgreeToDisagree crew are getting emotional just talking ab… https://t.co/NC7bMi3YJ2With last week’s WWIII near miss, you might have forgotten about impeachment. Here’s the latest: https://t.co/BulnN1QEy1
Retweeted by Comedy Centralhttps://t.co/Hv4tuCISNnAwkwafina’s recorded voice will take over conductor announcements on the No. 7 train over the next week. The rapper… https://t.co/hGk9aNXe7H
Retweeted by Comedy CentralLove makes people do strange things. #ComedyTBT https://t.co/h2MM0yIDc7No debate invite? No problem. @ronnychieng plays hardball live on Instagram with presidential candidate @AndrewYanghttps://t.co/jXYHK9GuLm
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1/16
2020
My Grandma sees me. She sees ALL of me. https://t.co/UHBTpUcAhT
Retweeted by Comedy CentralComedy Central has handed out a massive four-season, 80-episode renewal for 'Tosh.0' and signed @danieltosh to a sw… https://t.co/7zFSLeINnT
Retweeted by Comedy CentralGet ready! #68WhiskeyTV premieres TONIGHT 10/9c on @paramountnet. @_SamKeeley @jeremy_tardy @NicholasCoombehttps://t.co/jOkDOLSAZu
Retweeted by Comedy CentralPlease don’t hurt @TheJFHarris. https://t.co/ptJ4YEwj3b
Retweeted by Comedy CentralVaping is blowing up. So will you. #YouDidntWannaKnow @jordypizza https://t.co/bBGI8vciV6
Retweeted by Comedy CentralHere’s a simple way to turn meat eaters into vegetarians. @ihatejoelkim https://t.co/Yl3fDvZCht
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSo THIS is how #CrankYankers records its prank calls. https://t.co/BRoxtPNe1A.@JordanKlepper fingers Iowa’s pulse on being the first state to vote in presidential primaries. Full piece:… https://t.co/y3PZtOzkc2
Retweeted by Comedy CentralCan you have sex with a cupcake? @NickAntonyan did. #SexFails https://t.co/UXT66LMkqbWhen you know your coworker didn’t wash his hands. https://t.co/KGlbPEUyd3The big incident on The Bachelor this week might seem like true champagne problems, but @whitneycummings finds Hann… https://t.co/TWZUPghJOM
Retweeted by Comedy CentralTrevor’s LIVE coverage of tonight’s Democratic debate in Iowa. #Votegasm2020 #DemDebate https://t.co/2QyXdeFjhV
Retweeted by Comedy CentralWe're LIVE at 11/10c on Comedy Central with a recap of tonight's #DemDebate, reaction from @TheRickWilson, and a fi… https://t.co/tkOE5JGPfR
Retweeted by Comedy CentralFingers the Pulse, Iowa caucus edition, coming up on tonight’s @TheDailyShow LIVE. Iowa is first, which begs the qu… https://t.co/A1Pfy4tHMQ
Retweeted by Comedy CentralWOLF: Mr. Steyer, what are your foreign policy credentials? TOM STEYER: Well, Wolf, as a Delta Diamond Medallion® Member,
Retweeted by Comedy CentralWe're LIVE over on Instagram with @AndrewYang. Go check it out!
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1/15
2020
A girl from Queens... featured in the NY Times?? GENTLY SLAP ME, I’m dreaming! https://t.co/k6q245zo2R
Retweeted by Comedy CentralVince Vaughn and Trump talk True Detective season 2. https://t.co/2wqyTuz8mBhere’s the vid https://t.co/1R7wJahfCR
Retweeted by Comedy CentralNo strings. LOTS of wigs. https://t.co/OUC9CeiXdsAwkwafina (@awkwafina)'s big January just got bigger. The newly minted Golden Globe-winning star of #TheFarewell's… https://t.co/bKiSQplbHr
Retweeted by Comedy CentralCrazy to reboot Wild Hogs without William H. Macy, but here we are. https://t.co/SghC6ceZaW.@jennyzigrino watched a bunch of rich people get squirted on. https://t.co/nndSgSRMyb
Retweeted by Comedy CentralVaping is blowing up. So will you. #YouDidntWannaKnow @jordypizza https://t.co/bBGI8vciV6Meghan Markle didn’t attend a royal summit, but the biggest news is that the Queen is 93 years old and drives herse… https://t.co/jyiKU0Qmkq
Retweeted by Comedy CentralWarren Bernie https://t.co/RSli7RARfmThis year’s Oscar nominations snubbed a lot of fan-favorites, but none stung quite as much as friend-of-the-show Ad… https://t.co/mMuyZiGQRU
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSmash that ❤ right there to get a reminder to watch the series premiere of Awkwafina is #NorafromQueens, January 22… https://t.co/SnvYYrVF1q
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1/14
2020
Dirty talk just got easier. Thanks, Fuckaoke. #ThatsAnApp @anthonypadilla https://t.co/vleu1jvoQR
Retweeted by Comedy Central.@KiryShabazz can’t come to the phone right now. https://t.co/DRGzwTXOw1
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSee the @NikkiGlaser set that blew @ABFalecbaldwin away: https://t.co/ZjLRITIQ6B https://t.co/3snoQJycz0Imagine complaining to Oprah about your grandma. https://t.co/8FyVXwAcA3Sorry for being sincere or whatever for once, nvm. https://t.co/1XhByPKikZ
Retweeted by Comedy CentralThe #OscarNoms for Freakiest Humanoids · Cats · The Irishman · Genie Will Smith · The CGI penises in the Lion King https://t.co/Rcd8Br8km4.@nickthune got kicked out of school for drinking and ended up in drug school. Here’s your Morning Routine. https://t.co/hFkhHszrWvIntroducing The Daily Show Podcast Universe. Every podcast you've ever heard, now in one five-episode miniseries:… https://t.co/x8S0fB7cV3
Retweeted by Comedy Central“member” “liquid guilt” “growing bulge” “quiver” “cavern” just a few choice words used in this erotic fan fiction… https://t.co/US87CUwBKa
Retweeted by Comedy CentralIntroducing The Daily Show Podcast Universe! It’s every podcast you’ve ever heard in one five-episode miniseries.… https://t.co/XifDm8yevv
Retweeted by Comedy CentralSay goodbye. #TheHangover is on now. https://t.co/yJhFdanFUS
1/13
2020
It's hard to be sexy with bad knees, as @JoshAdamMeyers knows. https://t.co/M6a9uKsPCt.@billburr goes deep with @rosebudbaker, @JordyPloy and @JoshAdamMeyers in their extended interviews for The Ringer… https://t.co/YVQFhWXirf
Retweeted by Comedy Central.@anthonypadilla reads some fan-written filth. And it's pretty damn hot. Watch the full video here:… https://t.co/MRufXuJgpWLive your truth. #TheOffice is on now. https://t.co/pminN9UEA9
1/12
2020
If your grandpa was Secretary of State under George Bush Sr., you’d have a lot to say about it too. @rosebudbaker https://t.co/SUGf7KzHH8
Retweeted by Comedy Centrali’m honored @ComedyCentral had me star in some raunchy comedy i could never personally get past youtube’s censors https://t.co/OThfiqVHjZ
Retweeted by Comedy CentralStay young. Awkwafina is @NoraFromQueens premieres January 22. https://t.co/sBdW90RTUsDirty talk just got easier. Thanks, Fuckaoke. #ThatsAnApp @anthonypadilla https://t.co/vleu1jvoQRCheck your filter. #ParksAndRec is on now. https://t.co/JsKluTQxPN
1/11
2020
In this week’s video from #TheBonfire @attell joins @bigjayoakerson & @DanSoder as the gang views an impromptu perf… https://t.co/NcwAJTc0XK
Retweeted by Comedy CentralDon’t you dare say Awkwafina is anything but real... But also keep everything you see in this video on the DL. Thx… https://t.co/gtU745Sodq
Retweeted by Comedy CentralThere are just too many cool words at @jordyploy's disposal. @billburr Presents: The Ringers premieres tonight at 1… https://t.co/aj1GQOVWDXMarianne Ed Sheeran Williamson in Game of Thrones "nobody knows… https://t.co/ZHIWCvoyBk
Retweeted by Comedy CentralIs Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s choice to leave the Royal Family and move to North America, a ploy to become L.… https://t.co/2JzlGrCfN9
Retweeted by Comedy CentralBill Burr presents The Ringers. Tonight at 11pm on @ComedyCentral @rosebudbaker @allthingscomedy https://t.co/JNcuqJa8mh
Retweeted by Comedy CentralYou won’t hear Trump say “Supreme Leader of Iran” anytime soon. Count on th-- https://t.co/pEz7l46Xlz
Retweeted by Comedy CentralAre you the future of comedy? Prove it. Apply now to join Comedy Central’s Digital Creators Program:… https://t.co/zAywe77B9M
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1/10
2020

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