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You can't hide anything from your grandma. Awkwafina is @NoraFromQueens premieres January 22. @falloutboy emo? @anthonypadilla and the rest of the #AgreeToDisagree crew are getting emotional just talking ab…
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Retweeted by Comedy CentralPretty excited for this all-female reboot. @falloutboy @anthonypadilla Attn: @petewentzIs @falloutboy emo? @anthonypadilla and the rest of the #AgreeToDisagree crew are getting emotional just talking ab… last week’s WWIII near miss, you might have forgotten about impeachment. Here’s the latest:
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My Grandma sees me. She sees ALL of me.
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A girl from Queens... featured in the NY Times?? GENTLY SLAP ME, I’m dreaming!
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Retweeted by Comedy CentralVaping is blowing up. So will you. #YouDidntWannaKnow @jordypizza Markle didn’t attend a royal summit, but the biggest news is that the Queen is 93 years old and drives herse…
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Dirty talk just got easier. Thanks, Fuckaoke. #ThatsAnApp @anthonypadilla
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It's hard to be sexy with bad knees, as @JoshAdamMeyers knows. goes deep with @rosebudbaker, @JordyPloy and @JoshAdamMeyers in their extended interviews for The Ringer…
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If your grandpa was Secretary of State under George Bush Sr., you’d have a lot to say about it too. @rosebudbaker
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In this week’s video from #TheBonfire @attell joins @bigjayoakerson & @DanSoder as the gang views an impromptu perf…
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