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@thomaswdinsmore Live shot of minions @ComfortablySmug https://t.co/dN2tFik9QZ
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug the coronavirus reached his brain https://t.co/gycbjqARah
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugTwo years ago today, some Washington politicians promised you that the Internet would slow down. What's happened si… https://t.co/3xIcejJN3n
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugHow to guide to murder https://t.co/cOEDOc2l5MI love the minions so so much. There is no force on earth more powerful.This poor fellow tells journalists he doesn't have coronavirus, and then... https://t.co/pxn3EGlZbc
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Retweeted by Comfortably SmugIT BEGINS https://t.co/BbksnZAnzXPost screenshots of your replies in the livestreamMinions... THE LIVESTREAM IS LETTING ANYONE COMMENT https://t.co/QEjhhUVWpM
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@ComfortablySmug 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/mwaFMPqHeG
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugWhen Biden was VP https://t.co/mbhUEViJwlBlowout numbers for FNC last night... Entire block from 5-10 pm topped 3M viewers -- The Five: 3.421M Special Repo… https://t.co/7sz80XLYDD
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Retweeted by Comfortably Smughttps://t.co/bCz1GUkfmG.@ComfortablySmug we must send the journos over to Wuhan to get to the bottom of this story. We cannot count on the… https://t.co/lFYwjo6FNB
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugBiden gave the pope the wuhan virushttps://t.co/l23y5krsRr
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugMy God https://t.co/HGpWqUU4Q2Bloomberg says he will run 'right to the bitter end,' to convention if nomination not locked up ⁦@MeetThePress⁩ https://t.co/DRoKkhXaN7
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @BrittMcHenry 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏I was trying to keep this relatively private. But as usual, things are being said without my consent. I have a br… https://t.co/Q79d8Y3fIe
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Retweeted by Comfortably SmugCocaine Mitch coming through!!! https://t.co/Zf3RB4zUg6Ahahaha https://t.co/IBes0ztnZv.@ComfortablySmug Emergency Powers!! It's Happening!! https://t.co/r5108BmSAP https://t.co/TtZSIjTxxW
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug30 minutes left https://t.co/mhXNx5btO3INBOX: https://t.co/cVGXcmw8IlLET'S GOOOOOOO https://t.co/WBgrnB7poo https://t.co/ouDExVV7iwAmazing https://t.co/BI9yOAbf0K @RealGitmoTrump Please God make this happenDonate to Keep The Faith Donate to Hold The Line Donate to Own The Libs! https://t.co/fFzU2Jv5fk
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug’s new look. Stop by our booth. #222. #CPAC2020 #TheyActWeWin #WinRedTeamPageshttps://t.co/6RKGfGvgZt
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugAmazing An inscribed coal boulder From the miners union for saving them Thank you, Cocaine Mitch https://t.co/4O4nJs0Qb3Lock n load https://t.co/On3nYWjcx8I just rolled up and asked if they'd ship these to the top 5 people who gave to the Committee to Own the Libs by 5p… https://t.co/hVus0lKdcQAll the daily caller crew said to roll up to the WinRed booth for swag so that's where I'm goingJust rolled up to cpac what's going on @LoganDobson 🙏🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲🙏 @IMissRWReagan 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @ComfortablySmug Done https://t.co/72WrXQiDIU
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Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @MarkSalter55 @stuartpstevens Calling grassroots conservatives poor and ugly doesn't strike me as the smartest move… https://t.co/PwuI5YdxGtDavid Roback, the composer and guitarist for Mazzy Star, a soft-spoken, influential alternative rock group whose 19… https://t.co/0RpcUTOYic
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Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @stuartpstevens You should delete this tweet @dunkonlibs 🙏🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲🙏 @ComfortablySmug Keep the faith. Hold the line. Own the libs. https://t.co/HhAjgHQGHc
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Retweeted by Comfortably SmugIs this a joke? Someone held a planning meeting and said yes, “War on Idling,” that’s it. Print it. https://t.co/zCF2tBGt2E
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugLET'S GOOOOOO https://t.co/WBgrnB7poo @hyperion5182 I will be later today!I'm setting up a team page now Right now, when Dems watch maddow and she goes bonkers about Trump or a republican… https://t.co/3VvO769Nwp @ComfortablySmug *opening page right now to counter lib twitter accounts*
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugThis is HUGE What a great idea. Now the GOP finally has a way to counter Dems online fundraising and Bloomberg's b… https://t.co/I9Tmye4MxuIt's time to stop minimizing coronavirus President Trump must cancel the election, the Democrat convention, and qu… https://t.co/4o6k94B2lfThose aren't the Air WINREDs tho https://t.co/1CEU4xBCXQ @CheriJacobus I will gladly die if the only thing that was guaranteed was owning the godless libs
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugLMAO. beyond parody https://t.co/rlstCs2wcw
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @CheriJacobus @ebeth360 Cry more, Lib @CheriJacobus https://t.co/N3dAp6yOrXHahahaahahah https://t.co/pQ2OSEKNJJSources close to Mike Bloomberg’s campaign acknowledge his polls are not looking good. TODAY’S TOP READ, via… https://t.co/ilUjXtEqaj
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugTwice as many moons as we had under Obama. https://t.co/12trfOj8pq
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugGod wasn’t sending plagues when Benedict was pope.INBOX: https://t.co/SPboJZK8csIt's still amazing to see how a failed creative writing major scammed his way into running American foreign policy… https://t.co/W7MYzshjPS
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugIt sucks that Neera Tanden blocked me so I can't witness her descent into madness as Bernie takes over the partyBaby falcons are flying cotton candy https://t.co/aOQuVoSCr8
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug They’re activating poultry!
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugWow does the Pope have the Wuhan virus??!?! https://t.co/ImP0rNx73E🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/zOqGd5tiN4Hell yeah https://t.co/BoIb7yTVCvGreat find by @IAFieldReport exposing the filthy money @GreenfieldIowa took from convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein’… https://t.co/oZ0CFt5nVp
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugCollins’ kamikaze mission is being guided by a bunch of has beens and never will bes on a quixotic adventure fueled… https://t.co/x1VcbVHaTd
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugI have now been erased by two 2020 #DemPrez candidates. @ewarren once said there has never been a female Governor… https://t.co/rcK2WJkjF0
Retweeted by Comfortably SmugIt’s 6:39 am and I’ve had enough Internet for the day. “The Russian Models Instagramming From China’s Coronaviru… https://t.co/muWGIZUkO4
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug @INGFirebrand YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHGotta hear both sides https://t.co/Ft0gR8cu7mBloomberg’s steadfast commitment to not calling Xi Jinping a dictator is extremely weird https://t.co/tqrXhrzIVb
Retweeted by Comfortably Smug250 DAYS until Election Day.
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