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The muck of the internet is my classroom. I'll show you how to stay clean. RIP Fluo Inquiries: nudecelebsforfree@gmail.com https://t.co/h68clwf8Cn

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@apatheticAkane If you neg your heartbreak it'll start to like youPidgeon Peet and Uncle Dave, best in the game. DO YOUR RESEARCH https://t.co/A14BxW5G7Z
10/23
2020
@Lmorgan24 Wuh oh. Can you send me a screenshot? I can't seem to replicate that issue, but I've seen folks saying tā€¦ https://t.co/Uq22ezNjxv @t0chas I don't listen to EDM @THammerfist I laughedAll for one fucking script https://t.co/vq7FYLUSDz
10/22
2020
Gonna stream myself playing this on election night https://t.co/2UP64PyZ1K @hotterdadPop Quiz: What does Quibi and my liver have in common?
10/21
2020
@danirat Insult yourself while you're insulting them so they don't know whether to feel bad for themselves or you
10/18
2020
Hey @oculus the terms of service doesn't include what kind of VR porn is allowed on your big brother security camerā€¦ https://t.co/2WDbAMifZ7
10/17
2020
FEAR THE CLOUD PEOPLE POSTER back in stock!! 50% for 24 hours only! #CloudPeople https://t.co/sGVoPSOLMu
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10/16
2020
I dunno if any of my students are on the fence about buying that new oculus thing, but here you go save your moneyā€¦ https://t.co/mNI8pwY52n
10/15
2020
If anyone knows who made this, please let him know he accidentally turned his comment section off https://t.co/Tum7CNv2ZT @HORSE_GOD @foodwishes skeletonChef John's recipe: https://t.co/9EKvYItwbGScoured the @foodwishes vault to find the perfect steak topping. Blended a ghost pepper in with it too because I amā€¦ https://t.co/i1CLWJFDSl
10/13
2020
Just caught a second sighting of Teacher Erik @commentiquette in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Legal Advice wiā€¦ https://t.co/xAKIWk1J5V
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10/11
2020
@ratseidudi Halloween episode.Halloween episode?https://t.co/dav3zaoUaU https://t.co/xc9gH7j3C1
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10/10
2020
WHAT'S THE YOUTUBE LINK HOTDAD https://t.co/A8crByio0n @DallasBloom Hey thanks Dallas! Parties... haven't heard that word in a long long time. @NovaSivartHale Small price to save the world
10/9
2020
@commentiquette Sorry to spoil the party Eric, but I posted this yesterday as a troll on the trump sub. Even forgotā€¦ https://t.co/EuYW3qrzKq
Retweeted by Comment Etiquette @bennyshapiro2 Yeah Uncle Dave pointed out the watermark after I retweeted, but consolation joke is the comment section. Nice work!https://t.co/sM351mkZN5Hesitant to retweet because it'll get the submission nuked... but fuck that's funny https://t.co/UI2xtU5OtBDonā€™t be afraid of Covid? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeā€¦ https://t.co/MBzb4owmSo
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10/6
2020
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10/4
2020
See everything's totally normal! https://t.co/VSOePhkFaT
10/3
2020
This is the thing where I upload the first 30 seconds of the video to twitter so you think you're watching the realā€¦ https://t.co/Sf3D9blj5O @WFart69 My crew is just that goodhttps://t.co/c25BNYyjQt @commentiquette https://t.co/vcGFEy3o68
Retweeted by Comment Etiquette @TheUniBaller This photos gonna get us hired on that new battlestar galactica showVery honored to be in this lesson! Please enjoy šŸ¤˜šŸ» https://t.co/4IO69OGRph https://t.co/ClfGTeQOs4
Retweeted by Comment Etiquette @ash3erlock OystersDon't worry guys, future me's got this whole "civil war" thing under control https://t.co/ZYe03tVG3dOh yawwwn oh good morning students hey what's this, only two hours until class starts? Damn you better go back to sleep that's so far away @CrabsAndScience Yo how come you never let me red pill youI figured I'd pick a slow news day to upload the new lesson, see you all in the morning!
10/2
2020
Got something different planned for this next lesson https://t.co/AcFQXKJ7U6vote for kanye and stop recycling
10/1
2020
IM HOOOOORNY #DESPACITOI find it important to keep up with what my students are saying about my lessons https://t.co/gvpWSxT8KrIf you're looking for a palate cleanser tonight, may I suggest a brand new lesson? https://t.co/QApcH1hwY4What's everybody watchin tonight
9/30
2020
Thanks @neongrizzlyshop I'm sick as shit and now so is my outfit https://t.co/5w9ycQs0wm
Retweeted by Comment EtiquetteMy album is on Spotify now and you should listen to it: https://t.co/Wt1q1Biav9 https://t.co/jOFolySqDh
Retweeted by Comment Etiquettefound a fun place to practice etiquette! NSFW though, contains weiner https://t.co/7a7QpIKFrM
9/29
2020
Aaaaaaand selfie! https://t.co/izJYPSZMGm https://t.co/kIODW6a8uH
Retweeted by Comment EtiquetteHappy Monday bitches, let's start this week casual style https://t.co/k9btyRWElf @TheUniBaller https://t.co/VvumeMOekc @EricIdle @NotTheTimCurry Classic Erik with a C, replying to a fake twitter account @Kr1spness @MrTooDamnChris @KaiserNeko Cease your motherfucking investigations @NickelAssault Fantastic design hey @sexyuncledave let's bootleg this @DJHellvis GOOD TWEET THANKS ASSHOLE @TVeratrix I beg to differ, your etiquette is impeccable. If you truly werenā€™t paying attention in my class, considā€¦ https://t.co/0yFunla3vq @andreasxirtus I donā€™t know how you got this footage but it was from a PRIVATE video I sent to @elonmusk and in retā€¦ https://t.co/SCfOwoOg5M @Greasecuck Hey you should watch every episode of ā€œThis is Usā€ youā€™re welcomeNope everybodyā€™s wrong, worst youtube video of all time is right here: https://t.co/yTOmrlKHEx
9/28
2020
What's the worst youtube video of all time?Hope you guys like lessons. Tune in Monday! Then tune in Tuesday. Then tune in fucking Wednesday. Then LEAVE ME ALONE.
9/27
2020
#DoYourResearch https://t.co/PwCDdapwpP
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9/25
2020
I want so badly to post the wrap selfie from today, but itā€™s gotta wait for now. Just know @commentiquette & I shoā€¦ https://t.co/nH9uIl4gHG
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9/24
2020
wtf i love flags now https://t.co/xuQTu2TTxA @neongrizzlyshop This is the first Internet Comment Etiquette shirt design old Uncle Dave made back in the day befoā€¦ https://t.co/rmtS4vao4N
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Retweeted by Comment EtiquetteMy worst Ellen story was when she kicked my wife in the neck so hard it put her in a wheelchair for 12 years whileā€¦ https://t.co/pslgYJABOO @Fly5252_ That personal garbage can's name was Gerald. He was my boss. She paid nine thousand dollars to bury him alive in the desert.
9/22
2020
When I was working on the Ellen show, I witnessed her not once, but TWICE steal a gun from a police officer and shoā€¦ https://t.co/nxy1Oa3gmEI also saw her backhand slap an assistant for not chewing her favorite mints, which she AND I QUOTE said "kept youā€¦ https://t.co/EDM4gRibO6Ellen euthanised my dog because it was ugly, then sent me a bill for "cleaning up the neighborhood" @hisoandso It was eight hoursJust took a shit and watched everything on quibi @accursedfarms May he watch over your editing with a sterile gaze @accursedfarms We don't want to see it until it's perfect
9/21
2020
@h3h3productions Hey Ethan check out my new merch https://t.co/E5ZIkmYYPi
9/20
2020
@tweetoftheBeast NokiaIs it too late to rebrand myself as a tech channel
9/19
2020
@chrissteinplays I love my little baby clones @BillOReilly Bill why don't you call me anymore with a vibrator up your ass?
9/18
2020
I thought it'd be interesting to join a subreddit for people who own the same breed of dog as me, but it's mostly jā€¦ https://t.co/VDDlSfBIZk
9/17
2020
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9/16
2020
@PotatoMarxist https://t.co/p8W2TjAsjk
9/15
2020
All criticisms of my beard are like weakly fired arrows that land so far away I would have never assumed I was undeā€¦ https://t.co/5qxH9WNSLp @Kolology Hope you don't live in Australianice https://t.co/54XgujLmxP
Retweeted by Comment EtiquetteHey guys no tangents in today's Tweets From the Class! https://t.co/lpWOlRluV0https://t.co/iGcdM6GM5Z
Retweeted by Comment Etiquette @thecooseisloose Ah here's footage of a GoPro inside MY dishwasher https://t.co/p8LciB4WTN @linkusminkus @neongrizzlyshop ...smelted and hammered, continuously added to by countless generations of comment eā€¦ https://t.co/clkgSCM245 @linkusminkus @neongrizzlyshop I revel in this haircut. I believe it protects us now during our most vulnerable houā€¦ https://t.co/4jn4VaeBlJ @swishfilet I had a dream @TedCruz got marvel-movie-jacked and made a sex tape w/ Elmo and everyone loved it bc heā€¦ https://t.co/nUY48W3MFE @reddoodlesart Got an idea for the third painting, itā€™s me wearing a diaper while bare-fist brawling with Mark Zuckā€¦ https://t.co/7oUVKawXsW @No1dontmindme He looks fine to me! https://t.co/9pB6CQDOO0Whoever made https://t.co/7Rf7DAUg5Y, thank you.
9/11
2020
@piratepilots It'll increase in shamefulness
9/9
2020

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