Sign in with Twitter

Username:

You're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail.

587 Following   331 Followers   18,764 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/25/09


@woodscolt79 A totally unnecessary detail, added purely so he can swank a little bit more. @woodscolt79 The killer line for me is how the boy he envied at school came round to do some plastering. Oh, there’s a lot going on there.God knows it needs to hear one. I’m hoping #ita go far in this tournament so that disgusting bigot Salvini gets ask… https://t.co/udSWD6kDktOff to the @bfi for a “History of the Bitch” screen talk. I wonder if any of the protesters will be there...Yes! Everyone will talk about Romeo and Juliet and the other Shakespeares and the opera, but this is the Zeffirelli… https://t.co/O3bJmX7t1W
6/15
2019
Both my teams have qualified for the knock-outs tonight. Pleasure doing business with you, #WWC2019 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇹Yes! #eng 💪🏻Hot damn, this goalkeeper! Could be 3-0 #engGah! #engCinque stelle! Only in a good way! Oh dear, both halves of my nationality pie chart are sticking it to Jamaica toda… https://t.co/BlInEqMJdpSupersub! That’s a cracking goal. #itaThere were five of the little fluffies, in fact. New River, N8 #cygnets https://t.co/liuBnyVFr1Wowser! Girelli needs a better goal celebration, though. #itaRidiculously relieved that it’s good. Don’t think I could’ve taken it otherwise. https://t.co/1pm13JK630🇮🇹🇮🇹Manifestly not ugly ducklings. New River, N8. @ Hornsey https://t.co/HR3t9aVyu1This is a remarkable interview – alcohol, suicidal thoughts, recovery. https://t.co/86Me0WMeCM
6/14
2019
@matthew0connor You know they were talking about you, right?Rex Harrison! Linda Darnell! Rudy Vallee! In a Preston Sturges production! (How dreamy is this poster?) @ BFI https://t.co/nFHF9fb7GmAnd presumably because he’d quite like to win a Grand Slam doubles title, what with Serena having armfuls of those… https://t.co/AAUY3D267jEven at the @BFI now, you get people checking their phones multiple times during a screening and lighting up the wo… https://t.co/6olgI7Jo1cFor Boris Johnson to claim he took London through the 2011 riots is revisionism at its most perverse. He was on hol… https://t.co/tGVfxFFpcP
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti🤢 https://t.co/DteK7sCwozThis is a great (drizzly) day for a double bill at @BFI. So, it’s Max Ophüls, followed by Preston Sturges. Classy.A most Instagrammable brunch and catch-up with the lovely @sanyaburgess at @thetablecafe https://t.co/4BcnJIL2IiEvery time I wear your Walpole Bay perfume, @haeckels_, I get compliments. I’m told it reminds people of home! 🌊New York’s finest. https://t.co/itGAE6h1UwThe other thing, of course, is people using it to attack the legitimacy of the whole tournament, as though shellack… https://t.co/Iy7yVnAQFLFascinated by the idea I keep seeing on here that the US team were bad sports or indecorous in putting 13 past Thai… https://t.co/vRr25vuGu9
6/12
2019
E L E V E N !💪🏻 https://t.co/fXRH0PDE5JPoor Thailand. Poor GK is just shredded. As I type this, it’s 7-0. https://t.co/3IYyx8dQJRCan't decide if I'm surprised or not that The Telegraph haven't taken this down https://t.co/RnGQccQb8z https://t.co/9R6NPcZc57
Retweeted by Concetta Sidotiokay, new rule: EITHER everything belongs in the past in which case you all have to stop talking about the Second W… https://t.co/H9IVKoDS32
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiNow it makes sense. He was just after the £2.6m mews house. https://t.co/6GEoERV2uy @robnitm Just bought it!*Gulps. Does happy dance. Reads lines. Repeat!* https://t.co/KpUXX5UWkw
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiWhen even your business federation says, in public and on the record: “Jesus, lads, it’s getting a bit fascist in h… https://t.co/PCev7qUT2kI mean, if all the matches get rained off it becomes fairer... 🙄 https://t.co/WaWYPQBLNzI was thinking yesterday that I don’t know a single thing about Mark Harper. Turns out I do know one thing... https://t.co/UiNErgkvdj
6/11
2019
@ScanlanWithAnA @BFI It was completely unruly. I’d never seen anything like it.I remember seeing this as a kid and it having a big impact (nice TV policing, parents!). Would be really interested… https://t.co/vkhK8OXVHrWindies have been done out of a point here. And if they miss out on a spot in the semis by a point... https://t.co/S9Inpi1jrP @WillWiles Cool. I’ll email you.Will Wiles (friend and all-round class act) has written an excellent book about London and journalism and alcohol a… https://t.co/7ngZ3ti3nx @WillWiles Not too bad. Still adjusting to the new reality! Lunch soon? @WillWiles Just finished the book, Will – and really enjoyed and admired it. It’s fizzing with ideas and funny and… https://t.co/a162TuP2XR @robnitm Wonderful – thanks.😍 Where can I get a copy? https://t.co/vkfTFC9apithrowing your popcorn everywhere from jumping at a movie is such an unrealistic stock footage trait, imagine not ea… https://t.co/IHlwRT34Dr
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti
6/10
2019
Let’s be clear about what this change would mean - it would force women whose babies have a foetal abnormality dete… https://t.co/6fcMTE1xdX
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiNever mind your third-place playoffs or your Australia innings, I’m off to @BFI to see Joan Crawford in Harriet Cra… https://t.co/5YWB7nBB4Q🥳 https://t.co/VYrLA0c0j6🇮🇹 https://t.co/4e3AYC4yR5I fully expect the Azzurre to sort this out in the second half, but these VAR-assisted offside-by-millimetres rulin… https://t.co/OUF66BmF8bForza #Azzurre 💪🏻🇮🇹 You wouldn’t mess with this lot. https://t.co/BzUWWulygq9 out of 10 abortions in Britain are carried out under 13 weeks. But reducing the limit would force women to carry… https://t.co/nloiFYZec6
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti
6/9
2019
Think I’ve got it now. Throwing a milkshake at someone is outrageous but twatting someone from behind is fine. Drin… https://t.co/JJnaUfRd7k
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiThose arrested for the homophobic, lesbiphobic and misogynist brutality and hate crime on the bus in May are 15-18… https://t.co/LB7G4oDVKN
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti
6/8
2019
Anyone else getting sound problems – the commentary echoing – on @BBCOne @BBCSport? Cos otherwise my TV is haunted.This is fab. Newspaper production all very different now. Ahem. Yes. https://t.co/lMAD0dBzfALook at that crowd in Paris! Quite moved. #WWC2019 @CeladonBooks Hi. Quick thing on your fun list. You write: “Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam ... are preparing for the Aut… https://t.co/9d0csa58Q2 @BFI Thanks for the speedy answer. Pity it’s not a larger venue. @BFI Hi, is the Toy Story Q&A you’ve just announced via email really in NFT3? Thanks!The Guardian will no longer use the phrase “fetal heartbeat” to describe six-week abortion bans because the languag… https://t.co/kEE3nSvGZR
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti @rebeccacmyers @wikimediauk @adidasUK @Wikipedia Great stuff, Rebecca. Have a wonderful time in France. @haringeycouncil are very keen to hear from residents around Turnpike Lane. Businesses have been very vocal and org… https://t.co/3B6jJkQmuC
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiGosh – end of an era. https://t.co/61Yvtpm7FiDear me... https://t.co/SEyIiMM8rZ
6/7
2019
“Walking Circus Peanut” might just be my new favourite epithet for YKW... https://t.co/nu3hy0VUUl @WillWiles Oh God, that’s right! I’m 100 pages in or so, and it’s really intriguing...Tomorrow’s scheduling of the women’s semi finals @rolandgarros is a disgrace ! https://t.co/NJds8Oqcz8
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti💔 https://t.co/GjIHRoM1UYOn way home after a night out listening to TMS pod SMDH about the Windies. Oh, were England playing? La la la, I can’t hear you... @ScanlanWithAnA I fear you’re right. @ScanlanWithAnA Ooh, really? Passed me by. But, yeah, total jinx. @ScanlanWithAnA Glorious, even on TMS. Loving Chris Gayle’s reprieves. Hope he gets 150 now...Who’s having a better day at work than him? Nobody. https://t.co/UfmWmhVojkWhen you see people in wetsuits heading towards the lido you just swam in a frou-frou halterneck... @RosamundUrwin @forster_k “Much maligned” 🙄
6/6
2019
So glad Ear Hustle is back. No one else tells these stories. https://t.co/6STZK81Ezm @WillWiles Just started reading the book. 1) The meeting is perfect/horrendous 2) Such flashbacks to watching 9/11… https://t.co/j3En1FcUTB @daffodilsoup Oh, I expect I can squeeze you in. 😜Text me your dates, busy lady...North London chums – go to this! https://t.co/Lv8u6o92Bc @sanyaburgess Hear hear! These stories are enraging.
6/5
2019
@daffodilsoup Oh that does sound fun! Think I’m at the BFI, annoyingly. Send my best to Will – I started reading Pl… https://t.co/PWfAh16NRnI love the way Palin - the nicest funny genius in the world - just follows Cleese around muttering gentle correctio… https://t.co/S63RXYfbSK
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti
6/4
2019
What a thriller! Well played, Pakistan. #cwc19 @sanyaburgess Good luck!Mate, the Pakistan anthem is a TUNE. #cwc19 #ENGvsPAKNothing screams "we took back control" like rolling out the red carpet for a sexist homophobe so dim, racist and ke… https://t.co/fBCp0jSfHl
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti
6/3
2019
There are many excellent broadcasters on TMS. And then there’s Alec Stewart.
6/2
2019
Sigh. Still, at least we won’t have to endure extra time.God, this is drab. So, what’s anyone reading at the moment? New podcast recommendations?Oh, is there a Tyson Fury fight coming up? I had no idea. #pipedownbtsport
6/1
2019
Bye #margate. You were lovely again @ Margate, Kent https://t.co/JXrd7pBZ40Great photography exhibition at @TCMargate. Definitely worth a visit... #margate @ Margate, Kent https://t.co/cYIom8RNilHigh tide #margate @ Margate Beach https://t.co/XCcR1tLK8H
5/31
2019
Margate Main Sands #nofilter #margate @ Great British Pizza https://t.co/B1oHYMtzCF
5/30
2019

0