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You're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail.

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Joined Twitter 2/25/09


@beckymbarrow It was delightful. Next up: A Christmas Carol at the Old Vic. Hope you’re well! @RoyaNikkhah 😉 Hope you’re well, Roya.Set detail, @jamiemusical. It’s so much fun! @ Apollo Theatre https://t.co/CsNbakUlgJHow lovely to be spending Saturday night watching a West End musical – using theatre tokens I received as a leaving… https://t.co/6ZJBY735pT @matthew0connor It just feels wrong. I don’t like it.The to-do about Taylor Swift, TFL renegade – plus the bus I’m currently on – remind me that every north Londoner I… https://t.co/PMuQiOKMfZWeird. Trying to put broccoli in my online shop and @sainsburys just doesn’t have any. None.Billy Elliot’s family took the up escalator at Canary Wharf and emerged in Covent Garden. Not over it. https://t.co/ilbsJyW5Pn
8/24
2019
@joshglancy Like he needs the help. How’s tricks, Josh?I’ve only been back in the country for three hours and Geoffrey Boycott is already riling me. Do England actually p… https://t.co/3VUlXv6zLR
8/23
2019
Breakfast of kings. #gioiosamarea https://t.co/e7w9IkDwjf
8/22
2019
Book swap boxes all about the town. Such a lovely idea. Plus palm trees. #gioiosamarea https://t.co/OhQyRHiYFOThis, 10 times over. “Paper straws put the lie to the belief that we can consume our way out of the problems create… https://t.co/YAWAtWPQOs
8/21
2019
Berries for _helensinsta, who took the photo; tangerine for me. Lush. #gioiosamarea @ Divino lounge bar https://t.co/5VPbCMwSvr
8/20
2019
Who’s coming to this with me? https://t.co/HquaaS1Ph0Etna hiking 2. Moderate fitness, they said. But they lied. #nofilter #sicilia https://t.co/3dGXN0J2gMEtna hiking part 1 (I’m so tired I could cry) #nofilter #sicilia https://t.co/UxEvzYqjD6Just completed a 90-minute hike on Etna. Me!
8/19
2019
A morning coffee on the balcony. Literally. @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/oWrU1HuwmJ @daffodilsoup I’ll take it! Am melting here...Astonishingly, the first ice cream brioche of the holiday. Fragola e limone. _helensinsta went pure pistacchio. (So… https://t.co/F3WHV03U9GBreakfast is served #cannoli #gioiosamarea @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/HbBAQ4JFYZEruption o’clock at Stromboli. There were bigger ones too that I missed, too busy oohing and ahing... #nofilter @ S… https://t.co/vtvuniCeHt
8/18
2019
I mean, just look at this top holiday trolling... #Repost _helensinsta ・・・ Beer and volcano views 😍🌋 https://t.co/6f8TQFBbTMStromboli, part 1 of many. #nofilter @ Stromboli https://t.co/lluOOKwRzrPanarea, have a word with yourself, you’re ridiculously picturesque. #nofilter https://t.co/2g5NrsrSCgOn the road to Panarea... #nofilter @ Panarea https://t.co/md96UzTkUUI’ll see your Gioiosa sunset and I’ll raise you the sun setting from a boat that has just left Stromboli...… https://t.co/1FQNMqyoRLThis is a great Ingrid Bergman week for me. Monday was Notorious, today I’m on a boat heading to Stromboli...
8/17
2019
Going, going, gone... Sunset in the space of a minute in Gioiosa Marea #nofilter @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/iGvx9y4j7cSunset in Gioiosa Marea #nofilter @ Bar Canapè Nuova Gestione https://t.co/na2C9u7vVR
8/16
2019
Happy Ferragosto, my dudes. #gioiosamarea #fireworks #ferragosto @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/Fn4ISYCn63Holiday reading #ferragosto #markets @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/ecIzDC27IF
8/15
2019
Pizza alla norma, roughly the size of a hub cap but far better tasting... @ Gioiosa Marea https://t.co/DhiWv3ZePaHow’s this for a solution to the plastic straws issue: Aperol spritz with pasta tubes! As modelled by Jessica, who… https://t.co/ZpkEqSejYVExclusive footage from Black Panther 2: T’Challa pops to Argos, as you do. #marvel #blackpanther https://t.co/yyW62q8Jpf
8/14
2019
Haven’t been to Sicily for four years. Fixing that first thing tomorrow! 😎
8/13
2019
Chased away pre/post-seaside ennui by going to see Notorious. Just gonna sit here and think about Ingrid Bergman’s face for a bit.
8/12
2019
@WhitlockAndPope That’s not a bad idea. Obviously at the time I was shaking with rage.Excellently, he was carrying a copy of The Sunday Times, the newspaper where I worked at the time. Not that he’d have believed it.Smug Brits at Palermo are driving my sis up the wall. Reminds me of the time I was making conversation with a coupl… https://t.co/vTzyjboQ5q @BlakeBacklash Oooh, I’ve just seen that Notorious is on tomorrow at my local. So much for packing! @BlakeBacklash It’s so cool. The Cary Grant season at BFI is going to get a lot of my attention when I’m back from holiday... @BlakeBacklash Haven’t seen Notorious for years. Lovely. @BlakeBacklash Agree. Kids whooping and laughing at Spider-Man is much less annoying than someone whipping their ph… https://t.co/80tnvK2l9qMy furry Margate housemates... #catsoftwitter #catsofinstagram https://t.co/DQLrr2J4lbGoddammit Richard Armitage’s voice on the @itsthewolverine stories. Could listen to it all day...
8/11
2019
The tide is high but I’m holding on... @ Walpole Tidal Pool https://t.co/QjKlP0C5jtOh sure - plot twists in my books are unrealistic.
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiOn this day in 1950: Sunset Boulevard premiered On this day in 1960: Psycho premiered Good job, August 10 https://t.co/6oBRU5U2WI
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiNo, honestly, officer... https://t.co/tGH142gboJ @Sophie__Mason__ Where has that gif been all my life?! 😍Totally adult drink, this. @ Roost Restaurant & Café https://t.co/JYZoWLSQu1Kent Fire & Rescue have just led out #MargatePride. Something for everyone there.Radio 5 talking about how Kean to Everton is the deal of the transfer window. Might well be, but speculating about… https://t.co/KATcYpCzrD
8/10
2019
These are lessons I’ve really struggled to learn. So important. https://t.co/Sz9e37btZCMeant to buy headache tablets today. Funnily enough, a long coastal walk on a sunny day has got rid of my headache...Sicilian fishermen risk prison to rescue migrants: ‘No human would turn away’ https://t.co/aivTZMGKFn
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiI didn’t know this. Damn. https://t.co/mzEjBtJQ3g
8/6
2019
This is glorious. https://t.co/BNZcTxFfsSRIP D A Pennebaker, wonderful filmmaker who always seemed to be there when important stuff was going down. https://t.co/V49a0tCt5b
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiThere’s “Mind the gap” and then there’s the Southeastern trains at Margate, where a short person could fall down th… https://t.co/sQWJXlBF7s
8/4
2019
Good read, this. https://t.co/SmzYXzFs4r
8/3
2019
Left house at 99-4 to go to beach. Phone at home. And somehow I just bloody knew Steve Smith would still be in when I got back!Yes!Hollywood. https://t.co/06YTISigge
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti @ManOnThe100 That said, I checked out halfway through last year. Missed my usual LFF fortnight and never went back... @ManOnThe100 Ah yes, it’s not autumn unless you’re weeping at the American smooth of someone who used to play a bar… https://t.co/jAJ8sHdbwhGutted I can’t go to this. Sounds intriguing... https://t.co/17Ls0Wf1D1One day I’ll be mature enough to not grin at the phrase “That’s a big toss” when it comes up in @bbctms. But that day is not today.
8/1
2019
Check it out – my first ever gaming console. Loved it. I hadn’t realised my sister had this at her house. Wonder if… https://t.co/7s3TSFx856Finally got to see Small Island last night in an @NTLive repeat screening. Oh, it’s properly great. Funny and sad a… https://t.co/ZyXl1ITLK9 @ScanlanWithAnA @UofGLaw That’s a lovely thing. Congratulations.
7/31
2019
Sunny Walpole Bay. #margate https://t.co/ofOMnuY4fK
7/29
2019
@daffodilsoup @DreamlandMarg Worth it for the giggles and the freebies! Though I still want to go on the Scenic Railway at some point...Rainbow-coloured’ sugary day of loveliness at @DreamlandMarg – even though we had to be evacuated from the Scenic R… https://t.co/Acyi7Ynjsc
7/28
2019
@beckymbarrow Did I never show you how to turn off those pesky rules? From memory, Ctrl+Shift+J but I might be wrong. Back to my movie!A cabinet of all the Graylings. https://t.co/lG6uI6sAV9
7/27
2019
Yup. https://t.co/yLWeMLnxfA
7/26
2019
Teletubbies baby, what happened to you, man?! https://t.co/rqCxyBrLEw @Sophie__Mason__ Lager lolly?!Hottest day of the year business @ Kingsgate Bay https://t.co/RyhbAIU0HCNow, more than ever, the leadership we need... https://t.co/bk9l53lPzkI can’t argue that Boris Johnson hasn’t done a tremendous amount to promote minorities. Indeed, privately educated… https://t.co/YdnlVR7cNZ
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiAnd the home sec will bring back hanging for the non-believers?! https://t.co/L6pVCgFwi2Hmm, seems like some other people might’ve had the idea to go to the seaside on the hottest day of the year. Weird.Doing a spot of editorial consulting in the autumn. My first recommendation, as discussed with the editor this morn… https://t.co/piR87YGcZd
7/25
2019
Bad day/good cause. https://t.co/84ebG5dyx5Only if someone helps him with directions, presumably. https://t.co/2p6vtUMlTWAnd who wanted to starve Ireland into submission. What a class act she is. https://t.co/h8OX0hpQDOAll those moments. Rutger Hauer, 1944-2019. https://t.co/oBY6mDwOD4
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiBoris Johnson is conflating his government and the country. I have boundless faith in this country but none whats… https://t.co/9cQlRNIWEI
Retweeted by Concetta Sidoti @melsil Where is this film? I’d love to see it. https://t.co/q7p9U7lY7TDismissed before lunch. 😬This is a troubling, dispiriting day – and there have been too many of those lately. So this episode of… https://t.co/jKKloKCi0R
7/24
2019
Just found On Dangerous Ground is on @BBCiPlayer. Ida Lupino, Nicholas Ray – bring it on!This is a very cool thread. https://t.co/H5HYoB7Bna
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiBrilliant. Good on him for uniting Kingston in the way Ali G totally failed in Staines. https://t.co/iXkEWVpfuT
Retweeted by Concetta SidotiLet’s look at some flowers for a bit... https://t.co/AL42xhNOyYHe’s had weeks to write that speech. Why’s it so drab? I know the bumbling is on-brand, but it’s pitiful stuff. Why do people fall for it?!
7/23
2019

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