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Joined Twitter 10/22/11


just realized when i get married someday my wife probably won’t be happy with me buying incredibly expensive guitars https://t.co/RSaHHV65v8
4/11
2021
me to anyone that gets in my car for the next two months https://t.co/cJQsDe8TL7
Retweeted by connortoday i am thankful to be single because i can enjoy fearless the way it was meant to be enjoyed @ebernn me explaining how joe broke up with her through a 27 second phone call and mr. perfectly fine says mr. 27 t… https://t.co/DMJIV314lT @ebernn my students had to listen to me talk about the genius of taylor swift for like 10 minutes this morning
4/9
2021
@HarveyHubcap fantastic song!for ONE NIGHT AND ONE NIGHT ONLY, DONNA AND THE DYNAMOS https://t.co/5qTMyhT7nN @EricSatre @Connor for being a teacher idk broeveryone venmo me $3 @Connor-VanDyke- to buy me a celebratory drink
4/8
2021
pls dm me if you can, i will be eternally grateful and will bring you candycan someone pick up a package for me at cap later? i don’t get back to campus until after the mailroom closesme and all my besties: https://t.co/9XJFG83Fjf
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4/6
2021
@Carles2499 simpPassed the EdTPA who want me https://t.co/5Wiv9gacTti feel so bad whenever my friends check up on me like baby im not good but don’t you worry bout that
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4/5
2021
the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend
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4/4
2021
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4/3
2021
i am so close to being finished with my EdTPA, i can feel it in my bones
4/2
2021
“i’m a pisces” no bestie you’re the prettiest bitch here
Retweeted by connorto my friends that play guitar/bass/drums if anyone wants to jam sometime pls hmu i need to make music or i will simply perish
4/1
2021
https://t.co/3wNNhD6lKmtook my concerta today im unstoppable
3/31
2021
happy birthday golden hour!!!! i love u https://t.co/62BqXVNy4R
3/30
2021
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3/29
2021
@Carles2499 @MissMillner if religion supposed to be good why capitalism so bad? why capitalism oiled with the blood of the workers? @Carles2499 @MissMillner no more writingbasmati is the thinking mans ricei am a: man looking for: someone to tell about my sick guitar tonemaking ceramics is my next story arc https://t.co/8lpDvuhSEi
3/28
2021
i got a crush on all my mutuals, especially the same 4-5 people that like every single one of my tweets https://t.co/6LdE3RhjJo
3/26
2021
i need them https://t.co/5qe8WCwXcSme when i get a gift card from students https://t.co/0ov15peQwD
3/24
2021
@allie_wonderly once the lieder gets in you it never leaves
3/23
2021
im in love https://t.co/6f6s0nhfgr
3/22
2021
me when my cooperating teacher wants me to accompany on a piece for the concert that’s 182 bpm and i’ll have to act… https://t.co/95zsKETaYz
3/17
2021
this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade
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3/15
2021
me watching the grammys and not knowing a single current artist https://t.co/VicIuptZasme rn https://t.co/71h5sKDMrj
3/14
2021
two birthdays!!! 21 and 22!!!me seeing people crawling knowing that i lost my 21st birthday (on Saint Patrick’s day) to COVID and will never get… https://t.co/CrPQ96cZ8fthe way i would open a pack of Pokémon cards right now
3/13
2021
@Carles2499 i want some, my mom just bought a book about crystals @Carles2499 share some @jacobdigeronimo this is so messed up but also its kind of hilarious im sorry @BrookayTay saying a prayer 4 ur next victim @BrookayTay bro now that you’re playing guitar you can play all the classical heart break hits @BrookayTay them making someone else a playlist with that song
3/12
2021
@_MariahWitz @threesabovehigh this is library bar slander
3/11
2021
joe dart on the joe dart bassit. HURTS. https://t.co/MoJPfmi2Lt
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3/10
2021
@Carles2499 probably when i my spring break from teaching in 2 weeksplease sir it’s all i have https://t.co/ryttYUA4xa
3/9
2021
@HarveyHubcap https://t.co/QIWj8UyN6H @Carles2499 let’s go next weekend @Carles2499 buy connor moldavite challengeim literally about to buy crystals because i guess they can’t make things WORSE
3/8
2021
going bowling is so embarrassingI really hate the “no person who works a full time job should live in poverty” discourse because it should simply b… https://t.co/Iiywi24E3w
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3/7
2021
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3/6
2021
I’d put blankets up on the side and make it a cozy lil boxi wish I had bunk beds
3/5
2021
I can’t remember the last time I felt peace https://t.co/2P4AGV7puTant eater look silly :) https://t.co/LlgNi2bbsj
3/3
2021
1 march 2020 1 march 2021 https://t.co/kDgQ0RsimK
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3/2
2021
I just had to bring this to y’all attention https://t.co/YAYN3TBo8z
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2/28
2021
i am so incredibly isolated sos https://t.co/45U2v8ISnWI think about this at least once a day https://t.co/DUWbuvHzBo
Retweeted by connor @Carles2499 get some good street tacos and tell me you don’t like themif you don’t like corn tortillas you need to grow up @allie_wonderly it depends, sometimes if it’s cool music I keep it on so they know im cool @Gamma_Tony type 7, dry bones because i like turtlesall i know is play Viking game @Carles2499 :c
2/27
2021
when time traveling is invented first thing we do is send @KaceyMusgraves back to 1977 to film an episode of the muppets show
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2/26
2021
@Carles2499 @christos_ioa wanna watch it this weekend
2/25
2021
@Gamma_Tony being jaded
2/23
2021
@MeganEmeline sleep on the floor stomped and hollered on my heart @MeganEmeline lumineers is categorized as “stomp and holler” on spotfy and i think we all need more of it
2/22
2021
if i were a race car I would simply just press the pedal down as hard as I could and i would wingod imagine how obnoxious a Tesla would be in the car universe
2/21
2021
https://t.co/6Vti1Fipvp @CapriSweetCorn isn’t she beautiful https://t.co/nSghSKjapjbought a cool guitar who want me
2/20
2021
the key to every group chat is mutually assured destruction. if you're the only one dropping tea, you're at risk. i… https://t.co/tp3XYk2w3Y
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2/19
2021
@katiecat324 i was going to send this to you then i realized you made it
2/18
2021
help the boys are down bad https://t.co/YH9lUtmk9a
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2/16
2021
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2/15
2021
@degreatdelph i’m ready to start chess training with youBro..... imagine if we were frogs.... and it was valentines day......and we were sitting on a heart-shaped lilypad… https://t.co/p2nGaonEce
Retweeted by connoreveryone has 23 minutes to dm me and ask me to be their valentine before they miss out
2/14
2021
my credit score went up, i don’t really know what a credit score is and i know it’s made up but im happy my imaginary points are happy :) @MissMillner @Carles2499 wait nvm they’re just being nice im with ali/syd @Carles2499 @MissMillner idk the context but i’ll take your side to even things out @Carles2499 @MissMillner is this about maroon 5vulfpeck gf vulfpeck bf
2/13
2021

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