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@neoliberal_dad Oh my GodThe coming four years promise to reveal a wondrous array of new Types of GuyPete and Karlo are joined by Illimani Ferreira to talk about his book Terminal 3, immigration woes and how the Fren… https://t.co/VNMGJEzzTM
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @darkandfriendly Lmao @ConnorSouthard Oh god is Trump gonna become an assistant offensive quality control consultant at Bama?
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @normie_rockwell @paulimeth I got one of those too @normie_rockwell @paulimeth They do a great job!madison cawthorn signs his name like a nine-year old learning how to write in cursive https://t.co/GTRoS4x9m8
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @yungsantaclaus @Marianna_Tor Let’s be nice lol @Marianna_Tor I actually didn’t watch it and am just cracking wise. Glad you enjoyed itA rambling, cliched speech about unity and imminent success after a tumultuous few years? Folks are we inaugurating… https://t.co/rylO0QHtgBhttps://t.co/WuU32WdbxG
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @hantelmenothing Lolll that’s one of the meaner things I can say about my own proseIf you want a break from politics, check out this silly little ditty I wrote for my newsletter this week. And then… https://t.co/q62dclCkAg @theblucasthe LmaoI couldn't believe that any of you who weren't paid to do so watched a single Trump speech all the way through--I n… https://t.co/Axo1Q4Ir8NThe President's opening remarks today are the first step toward healing a fractured nation. Thank you, Sir https://t.co/giLE3ui6hH
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @jacob__posts Are you who I think you are*America beats team that will go 4-8 in 3OT* America is BACK! **America loses to Texas Tech the following week**
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @kp40128 @ThiccStauskas I think there’s still a lot of time to work on 2022 guys BUT this may not even be an issue… https://t.co/yGzlrBNxNX @paulimeth Black Coffee, so whoever bakes theirs @ThiccStauskas I’m glad that our long nightmare is over (we finally have a DBs coach who’s an elite recruiter) @IdahoBones Counterpoint: People with tattoos will be the ones driving up the price of your Bitcoin investmentI will also genuinely miss having the White House decorated like a dungeon you’d crawl through to recover an enchan… https://t.co/WAf7gVF3Yv @saywhatagain These ruled so muchAnother early banger, a sensible oil of this should be his white house portrait https://t.co/WC8KgWdpnf
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡Four years ago I was in DC marching with a bunch of strangers. Now I’m in Montana eating an almond croissant. Life… https://t.co/eQJgmJZPL0 @CorkusBucksuth 😎At this point I look at KHive like I look at Alabama fans. I ain’t even mad. I just wanna win and know what that feels like 😢
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @cindynorth1 Thank you <3 @cindynorth1 Thanks! Always great to hearBeing based is about to become illegal. Under the new regime, only cringe and Reddit posts will be allowed @erikhane Tech and finance are sitting right thereToday's newsletter is a rich vein of writing advice from yours truly. Not really, but I had fun with it. Read it an… https://t.co/KZDlMbWkczSissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar… https://t.co/fGYIk94hJU
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡Part of me was really hoping Trump would hold a one-man sit-in protest in the White House. There’s no way they’d ac… https://t.co/Y9mDvl9j5B @erikhane Lets keep workshopping this oneToday is the day that Donald Trump truly became presidenthttps://t.co/FoF6gBWcNw
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡Preheating the oven to 375°F and keeping it on while I sleep so it will be warm when I bake some croissants in the morning. 🥰🥐🥐🥐
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡Dudes Who Are Down Bad https://t.co/MLpEcMKPRfAncient prophet: Heed my words! Ancient poster: I ain’t heeding all that. I’m happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened @pronitpicker @armando_rojas I’ll try to do better in the futureStephen Miller retire bitchThis writing is all classic Skeletor Giving A Graduation Speech shit, which is Miller's normal register, but "prese… https://t.co/WIKj8t5X5p
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡God the fact that Acie Law is now “some old guy from back in the day” makes me feel like some old guy from back in the dayIf Acie actually was a "damn good player", all of his highlights wouldn't be from his college days. https://t.co/4LX9ndvLAB
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @DavidLee_Goth @crumbbutler Hopefully Michigan hits in the transfer portal as well @RichardStock A privilege. Enjoy it @colintj If the CA Dems didn’t get to swallow up all the political energy in the state by default, yes, I think rep… https://t.co/DPzioPtpoNMy uninformed intuition about cryptocurrency is that a lot of it must be dependent on parasitic resource use. Like… https://t.co/XOjmNPjXrg
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @mamossman @colintj That would be a great example, yesLol come on, this is so unserious https://t.co/VQtYJGv4Lf @colintj Point being, if we had more than two parties, replacing her with someone more representative would likely be an easier lift @colintj My Californian friends—admittedly not the median—have much deeper and longer-standing complaints. In gener… https://t.co/ItY5qhXGsP @Andrew_B_Bader @dwayne_media Go Jags @colintj Because she’s far to the right of her median constituent, has been for a while, and is now dangerously sen… https://t.co/qW7coK29VE @pearkes I love this idea that China now controls the global economy because we manufacture iPhones there. If only… https://t.co/9fT5blsa5UDianne Feinstein’s career is probably the most succinct and complete possible indictment of the two-party duopoly https://t.co/eT06QuSG5W @dwayne_media Four GatorsEnough already. It’s been almost 20 years. It’s time for a fish out of water comedy about the 9/11 hijackers living… https://t.co/hNOm4FClQL
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @erikhane A novel is something you can sell to a publisher that doesn’t need fact-checking and which carries no risk of a libel suit @IdahoBones In fairness, American work culture is legendary for the way it respects time offDudes rock https://t.co/Zkd9FHgQil

@dwayne_media I'll be generous and say campus paperStarting to worry you guys don't know what a novel is
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @LaxCoachGuy That’s my feeling as wellHarbaugh is bringing in two young NFL guys, at least one of whom (Linguist) is a proven recruiter from his recent t… https://t.co/tDKOyiAXFI @XxiBorza Yeah that's fair. I just hate it when my television looks me in the eye and tries to tell me thingsMy latest newsletter is about Giri/Haji, a good show that tries too hard to be smart. Check it out and sign up to g… https://t.co/FDoqJq6o7X
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @normcharlatan That’s right @HESCHL_A Eh @ThiccStauskas SpartanDawg2013: They really think Gill Jackson is there KJ Hill. I herd USC didn’t recroot him MGo… https://t.co/Yz5bSGeNFeI hate it when the duke sends a rider to summon me and he arrives fainting from exhaustion on a horse that collapse… https://t.co/qJkHqhpr65 @ThiccStauskas RCMB Poster: MGoBlowhord [sic] bored [sic] thinks their [sic] getting Mitch [sic] Campbell as they’r… https://t.co/esZSPx0TwVRCMB: Page 234 of thread titled ‘MGGOBLOG BULLSH1T!!1!!’ “These f@#!ing scUM Walverines think they’re new DC is th… https://t.co/TlEZuEC0Im
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @bombsfall I’m sure others have said this but in a few months there’s gonna be a ton of vaccine floating around. So… https://t.co/LrgTLmW4xp @ThiccStauskas You wouldn’t be saying this if you hooped. You use that dumper to shove fools off you in the postMy top 5 characters of the trump era are: 1. The 2. Woman 3. Reading 4. This 5. :)
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡It reminds me of Caitlin Flanagan, which is one of the worst things I can say about proseDetails aside, this is wretchedly bad writing https://t.co/kjG2Oryk2UOrganizing my friends to guard brunch spots around Missoula tomorrow, in anticipation of their long-awaited reopening at 12:01pm @notbinIaden Wind’s howling @notbenfish I... What? @Bradorado1 @ThiccStauskas Yeah that’s how you do it. Duke hoops is the same way, I believe @ThiccStauskas @normie_macdonal Alabama: Hires professional escorts for recruiting visits Tennessee: Tells you wh… https://t.co/1ol6EF9rTnAlabama: Intricate system of money laundering and leveraging of local politics to provide players with both direct… https://t.co/9ML7GFopLY
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @GarbageApe No, no, yesThe national vaccination effort should try using a plannerWelcome to the newest member of the @DiscontentsNews gang: @libbycwatson. Also this week work from me… https://t.co/WSueI7mvHd
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @shack_diesel It’s a trap! The Chapos don’t even follow Hollywood Loach 😳Let’s see how many likes this hard working, blue-collared veteran can get! https://t.co/RW2w9NWEPF
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡 @PodsidePete Maybe let's keep workshopping the nameThere are two kinds of people in this world: People who feel threatened and get upset when you use a word they don'… https://t.co/Yd8JpzQP8f @buffalocialism I think it's the latter. Steal the glory for yourself"Art" is cringe and Reddit, whereas content is based @BarrelJumpist REPORT: President Trump to announce that the surge in Browns fandom is "cringe and Reddit," and that… https://t.co/IgSINNz9ar @jakebrodes Any art that I think is good is an imminent threat to the CIA. That's why the CIA created uh Netflix (except for the good shows)just so we’re clear stuff I think is stupid and or cringe is CIA. Stuff I like is rogue, independent content.
Retweeted by Connor Wroe Southard ❄️🦡Kansas City Chiefs backup quarterback Chad Henne, who came in to win Sunday's game for a concussed Patrick Mahomes,… https://t.co/LpL4KOZsAd
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