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Weekly Thursday contest, 9am EDT, closes at midnight Friday. Magical AF. Themes. Open to all size accounts. Contest artwork by @RiotGrlErin.

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Her: It’s such a beautiful day outside. We should go on a hike Me: Replace hike with sitting on a patio drinking m… https://t.co/b5giUY1Kq1
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Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestOfficer: We have a potentially dangerous situation here. Dispatcher: Do you need assistance? Officer: Well we've… https://t.co/6yge6MePeY
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestI don’t trust that maple tree in the backyard it seems a little shady to me
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestMy 3yo has no indoor voice, he only has an outdoor voice, louder outdoor voice, and the loudest one that he reserve… https://t.co/sjsNvMcc7N
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestMe: I need to get outside for runs; these pandemic pounds aren’t gonna lose themselves Also me: https://t.co/uolAk5aQfP
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @MirrorAdvice THIS IS WAY TOO TRUEThe curiosity when a toddler sees a bug outside the house is equal in measure to the sheer terror when they see a bug inside the house.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contestinside implies the existence of outside — a 2021 lockdown tweet
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @deloisivete What else is there to life, really?Maybe* this is the year I finally learn** how to garden*** *Definitely **keep drinking wine ***on the porch
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contestme: *locks self outside* lock: me: ok so i know communication is key.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestMe *puttering around*: I'm restless Wife: you should go for a walk Me: okay ... Wife: I meant outside!
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest13: it would be so messy if the insides of your body were suddenly on the outsides Me: do you want the rest of my breakfast?
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestAh outside.. It's like inside...but out I think
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @notgeoffiep I get you, man https://t.co/tEmmfx0gtrstaind: 🎵 I'm on the outside, I'm lookin' in🎵 me: *listens while mournfully looking at a bag of Doritos from across the room*
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest*sending my friend a pic of the moon on the horizon* Me: That yellow spot on the right hand side, that’s the moon… https://t.co/GKbKz6wUwJ
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @MirrorAdvice I'm giggling at the image of a bunch of dads sitting around the fire on a men's camping retreat.*The light of the fire licks my face as everyone gathered around leans in intently listening to ever word* Me: ..a… https://t.co/eJTTVq5uAe
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @seancehat The classic GenX vs Millennial argument no one talks about...[breaking into a house] partner: the door’s locked let me borrow your credit card me: will venmo work
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestOutdoor heaters, because some people like to do their global warming directly.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestI have 3 types of leggings. The sit on the couch kind full of holes, the less holey, check the mail, take the trash… https://t.co/k5bMAgrEPZ
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestDo you keep others outside, form gossipy cliques, exclude certain folks, bad mouth strangers and take pleasure in d… https://t.co/GpzcvcUUXd
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @i_mthestorm You would probably LEAD a gangI would probably be in a gang right now, if I ever went outside
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contestme: ready for our first camping trip of 2021? her: to the blanket fort! me: no I mean outside her: what’s “outside”?
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest[During Lockdown] Me, to my house: I want to be outside of you.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Lisacossey1 https://t.co/UjZ5R2S6sZCat: I want to go outside Schrodinger: No your an inside cat Cat: I don't wanna be an inside cat Schrodinger: Th… https://t.co/5eiB4hnJ3o
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestTo the outside world they are just lovers, but in their little world, they are eternal flames forever bound and burning brighter every day.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @colleen_eileen Key word: almostIt's been so nice outside the last few days I almost forgot about my crippling anxiety
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestTrails winding through wooded slopes, gentle mist over the beaver pond, green moss slowly soundproofing trees, a ru… https://t.co/KSCEY3H8nP
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @coral_dew HANG UP![introvert horror movie] 'the call is coming from outside the house'
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @mastrap84 Hashtag RelatableMe [during the COVID Apocalypse]: maybe I could go outside today it seems safe ... haha never mind not worth it Al… https://t.co/nhbF8isR3j
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Tryptofantastic I love when a tweet gives me strong Cormac McCarthy vibes...as far as places to have an existential crisis go, outside this rural abandoned gas station is working pretty well so far
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestBeen working in my basement so long, the garage feels like a national park
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Anniewritess The raccoons are enjoying this pandemic, TYVMI'm so looking forward to being allowed to go out again. I don't actually want to go outside, but it'll be a nice change when it's my choice
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Tryptofantastic Hint: it's not in the box, per seinside, outside, and upside down are among the many places i’ve searched unsuccessfully for the elusive clit
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Tryptofantastic Once I camped for 3 days and only took ONE shower!if by outdoorsy you mean have i watched Planet Earth then yeah i’m outdoorsy
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @katieshrugs I'm still stuck on the fact you had a TALKING KIWI...I once lived with a kiwi who thought skunks were a myth until she saw one outside and she fuckin lost it and said “… https://t.co/6Bht7QVTTJ
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestThat nazi zombie movie was terrifying but I still can't get over the scene where that dumb chick hops on the dick throne in the outhouse.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Girl15Gone I complained after 2 weeks. I could not be where you are!Fifty shades of grey is my favourite movie about English weather.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @ravenswng_ Oh I hope there wasn't a Japanese Maple involved...I pruned the trees in our yard and you can read about it in my new book “Do Yard Work, Make Your Wife Cry”.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestDoes anyone else think that "somewhere over the rainbow" is hopelessly vague? Bitch, just give me the damn GPS coor… https://t.co/1Y8RjZKrXH
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @RodLacroix This generation on future dates: https://t.co/CAz7nSb2dfThe weather is warming up so now the kids can finally go outside and get some fresh air while they play on their phones.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @TheFaceOfDave https://t.co/5xSwRkpgvVI accidentally looked outside and now I need aloe + vitamin e.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestSee instructions: https://t.co/e8oooIIgZq🏆 THURSDAY Contest 🏆 Today's theme: OUTSIDE Tweets must be 🏞️NEW🏞️(written today)! Max 3 entries per person. To… https://t.co/aWm26tZqn4
2/25
2021
🏆 @JodingersCat @BigJDubz @adamgreattweet @ChristineComedy @Greg_1_Leg @Anniewritess @scot7a @CarbonatedCBhttps://t.co/KNnWUIIDU5What a week! To not give a crap, we sure had a lot of double winners. 🏆🏆 @dancingchimera @paminski @writedenhttps://t.co/oqZAphOQjCHey hey hey, @paminski. Looks like a 2 on a scale of 1-2 for you, grabbing this second win from @The_Albinoshrek th… https://t.co/9PjEowYpHRHold the presses, @JodingersCat! Someone slept in and finally got around to picking your tweet for a trophy. (It wa… https://t.co/Ri4kwpwyVBIt turns out @MsJadeDreamer, the person behind you was @toomanycommas3 and she was honking to give you this 🏆! Con… https://t.co/yCXGomF9HrWell @toomanycommas3, you can also add "Fired: @erichwithach for laughing too loudly at this at work!" He awarded… https://t.co/xHPox3vUt3Forbes might not get it @SvnSxty, but you're number 1 to @Tobi_Is_Fab! She awarded you her 🏆 in this week's UNINSP… https://t.co/fomyG5H1xtZip up and come on down @geekysteven! @awkwardenabled awarded you her 🏆 in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/GxuK5DftDeWake up that bored child @AmandaRNH and bring her down to pick up your 🏆! @i_mthestorm picked your tweet in this w… https://t.co/zcqbi6vIw5Seems you've uninspired two people @dancingchimera! @RiotGrlErin also awarded you 🏆🏆 in this week's UNINSPIRED con… https://t.co/wt9heq8jvOBring those tiger print leggings on down @CarbonatedCB! @SvnSxty wants to present you with his 🏆 for your tweet in… https://t.co/mn6I8i5IhQMaybe you can get 🏆🏆 tattooed on your eyelids also @writeden! @heyitsJudeD also picked your tweet in this week's U… https://t.co/d9uokzYbr7Make that two pillows and 🏆🏆 @capnwatsisname! @cellapaz also picked your tweet in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/7xtyD3DntSYou'll have to make space for another tattoo @writeden. "WINNER" @English_Channel awarded you his 🏆 in this week's… https://t.co/8U6QqUcU7tLooks like you were able to U.N. inspire someone @erichwithach! @PrincesaBallena awarded your fashion statement her… https://t.co/ZsTmz9M22FReplace that apathy with excitement @paminski! You won @ByrdMan0914's 🏆 in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/zgCPjeA3IWUninspired is the theme of 2021 and you nailed it @dancingchimera! @JodingersCat awarded you her 🏆 in this week's… https://t.co/ZhvsrxwzJqIt doesn't need to be 5:00 to win this 🏆 @capnwatsisname! @dad_chips picked you in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/7xtyD3DntSThere was no tie here @scot7a! One 🏆 for you! @capnwatsisname picked your tweet in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/HHBpyGaVjrUse this 🏆 to show 3 what winners get @Anniewritess! @CarbonatedCB picked you as her winner in this week's UNINSPI… https://t.co/OpxY6ZV74FTake down that help wanted poster @erichwithach! @writeden wants the job! She awarded you her 🏆 in this week's UN… https://t.co/Jk4xA5TPTOWell this'll have to do @Greg_1_Leg! @callmeEvian awarded you her 🏆 in this week's UNINSPIRED contest! https://t.co/27vGBarBurNo irony in this tweet @ChristineComedy. @JustMeTurtle picked your tweet for his 🏆 in this week's UNINSPIRED conte… https://t.co/T0T5RJYAgVKeep your expectations up @adamgreattweet. You won't find any demotivation from @skittle624! She awarded you her… https://t.co/Nf3CRSWzeBIf you could just quit kissing frogs for one second @BigJDubz, @urmumsausername has this 🏆 to present to you! Congr… https://t.co/DU0uFUDxhy @EllaZee5 Go for it. You're perfect no matter what. @EllaZee5 Oh girl I feel this[removes make up before bed one time] 'I am a 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒖 now.'
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Eithercryingor Sure!I've given it the middle finger yet my To-Do list is still mocking me for all the things I still have to do.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @scot7a I'm too drink to know if this fits so... RTed!SUPERMAN, counting ballots: *sigh* And once again we are tied, with 1 vote for "The Super Friends," 1 vote for "Th… https://t.co/uNthNG8qg9
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2/19
2021
@VinceSideJokes There's vomit on his sweater already.Got really sweaty about not being prepared to inspire today's youth. Uninprespired.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Mardigroan That's the dream my manI wouldn't say that some days I feel uninspired. Although some days the inspiration is to take a nap.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @geekysteven https://t.co/GhrFcdiiOFCaptain Cook was bad at naming places. Landed on an Island on Christmas? Christmas Island. Where he accused Toby o… https://t.co/UGuTC1C4cV
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2/18
2021

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