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Weekly Thursday contest, 9am EDT, closes at midnight Friday. Magical AF. Themes. Open to all size accounts. Contest artwork by @linkindrinkin

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11/21
2020
Thats 🏆🏆 for @pantless_papple! One for each hand! You are @ChicksRule's pick in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! https://t.co/KjCxCEEtNAWell @erichwithach looks like you aren't the only one who thinks people should deal with their shit!… https://t.co/tdROpUCkdgPeople might be googling you soon @Shinikage221. You won @erichwithach's 🏆 in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! https://t.co/sgs6GxmUztNo auditions required for you @ThatSwampWitch1. You won @capnwatsisname's 🏆 in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! https://t.co/n2Qlxi5IuNYou won't need to fix this in post @erichwithach. @Chhapiness awarded you his 🏆 in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! https://t.co/3Rh30kp973Well @pantless_papple. You must be living @SvnSxty's dream cause you won his 🏆 in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! C… https://t.co/NzirfKjLLNThere's already 🏆🏆 buzz around you @tea_n_cake89! Your tweet was picked by @ByrdMan0914 for this week's HOLLYWOOD… https://t.co/G6HCKqdjSwYou'll fit right in in LA @maxoupial. That's why @i_mthestorm wants to put you on a flight to come pick up your 🏆… https://t.co/shsQAVHk29Well make a left at Holywood and come on down to get your 🏆 @withanewname. You are @TheWinegasm's pick in this wee… https://t.co/Zue3d6jf1lYou should pitch that to a producer @tea_n_cake89. And @English_Channel will back you up! You won his 🏆 in this w… https://t.co/lbczGPViZqSome people lust for greatness, @geekysteven, other's have 🏆s thrust upon them. Congrats! You are @RiotGrlErin's… https://t.co/IAmjqiMrGpName your kid whatever you want @The_Albinoshrek. You won @skittle624's 🏆 in this week's HOLLYWOOD contest! https://t.co/Gbr6EZnHX9You won't have to wait for the Oscars to win a 🏆 this year @EllaZee5. @urmumsausername picked you in this week's H… https://t.co/pD0VCl9BlcI like my sexual encounters like I like my Hollywood movies... SNLV
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestHey boy... let’s remortgage our house for movie snacks and make out in the theatre.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @scot7a https://t.co/ZvS3keUb9kSONG WRITER, writing "Hooray for Hollywood": Screwy, screwy, screwy... hey, I need a rhyme for the word "screwy."… https://t.co/o3j6Gdt870
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestLike Alfred Hitchcock did with his movies I sometimes make a cameo appearance in my tweets. Did you notice me in th… https://t.co/I0msHqHHn6
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestLike Alfred Hitchcock did with his movies I sometimes make a cameo appearance in my tweets. Did you notice me in th… https://t.co/mluzLJqQ08
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Mardigroan 2020 is like Cloverfield.Life doesn't always have a Hollywood ending especially in 2020.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestYou know you made it in Hollywood when people Google for your nudes
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestRed carpets at movie theatres, 2020: where the fuck is everyone
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11/20
2020
What's amazing about actor names is how they seem to fit the person perfectly. Google image search Clark Gable. You… https://t.co/V2sLNBhWqJ
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @expectnotmuch https://t.co/JQLepoozP6Mohel Hollywood On day 8 Director 🤝 "CUT!!!"
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @RantingMom4 Interviewer: I guess I did say dream job...Interviewer: So what's your dream job? Me: Eating baked goods and staring into Paul Hollywood's eyes while he silently stares people down
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Invisichad https://t.co/sooHg4HK9yNow that we’ve discovered that random people making videos on their phones is about as enjoyable as professionally-… https://t.co/0ooT9vgUDq
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestAlien minion: Master, the culling of Hollywood is near complete. Alien warlord: W-what?! NO! I said annihilate DOL… https://t.co/vZLfT5RvoV
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @sergebomba https://t.co/9aR6xd3cPJEvery so often there are movies that come out which do not feature any actors of filmmakers who have any discernibl… https://t.co/YyE1YjnNG9
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Theropologist https://t.co/BipNzaTA0TMy Hollywood dreams finally came true and now the Spencer Tracy Octopus is stalking me through Griffith Park drivin… https://t.co/rvCjVoDdH4
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestHugh Hefner paid to have the Hollywood sign fixed a couple times, it was past its prime but he was determined to keep the old thing up
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @ouroboroughs https://t.co/jWWwF7AhzxGenie: Your first wish is? Me: Barbara Eden circa 1967.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @pantless_papple Give an inch and they take a penis.I moved to LA to try my hand in the porn industry but they said I have to use my dick too
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @capnwatsisname MORE STAR TOURS[tour of the star's homes] me: our next stop is Mr. Clooney's college apartment, when-- tour member: I'm begging… https://t.co/E5QpH4ymZC
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @sofarrsogud I’m down. Totally down.With Covid pretty much shutting down the film industry this year, they should rename it Hollywon't.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @fearandhell https://t.co/S2gJKKYaojMe: Did you know I was in the movie 'Pretty Woman'? Friend: Really! How cool is that. Me: Yeah I was the mural th… https://t.co/7a5Xt5Xu8X
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @SvnSxty Too Serious Elliot. Too Serious.Just Kidding Simmons: I'm having trouble finding serious acting roles T.S. Elliot: I have an idea
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest[1976] DIRECTOR: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want... NEESON: but, I have a particular set of s… https://t.co/B1wiqtUZdr
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestAnother Hollywood actor thinks he has what it takes to be a politician. Well, if he can act with integrity, account… https://t.co/6ooNzS7sh3
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @dubiousgenius https://t.co/n0TCOGesVbI like to think the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame are censoring a lot of very bad language.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @thumbhook https://t.co/jiCeFLxhddMe [giving a tour of Hollywood]: These stars are famous peoples gravestones, they are buried here because they have… https://t.co/VGRNhX8U7C
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @AmandaRNH 😶Friend: Hollywood be crazy. Me: I dunno. She seems pretty sane to me. Friend:
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @withanewname They’re all idiots I say!Why is called the Vatican and not Holywood?
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Swan_Corleone2 https://t.co/AFc80QtHuwStar Wars films My wives 🤝 We don't talk about the first 3
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @RedactedDutta https://t.co/KxAgzOYtyOnobody said anything about writing a peer-reviewed paper on fight club ❗𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Trisarahjtops https://t.co/goSt8cwjsiTried to be a movie star but fell asleep under the bright lights, everyone's mad now
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @neat_hot Badumtish.The center of the duck filmmaking industry is Fowlywood.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @golubeerji Meet me at the Casting Couch.*At movie ideation session* Story writer: The protagonist uses their Voodoo doll as a blowup doll & has sex with i… https://t.co/mvqxSCqfRq
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @JodingersCat https://t.co/GZIaMEabDXScreenwriter: A silent movie where all the action takes place on the characters' faces Producer: And the name of t… https://t.co/erRNbevDvI
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @maxoupial Catch that charge boi.I love girls as much as the next guy, that's why I'm stabbing him, I hate competition.
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @maxoupial https://t.co/tRJbPnYTHGMom: Stop acting like a fool all the time Me: I'm just practicing for my play
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Mardigroan https://t.co/DnSBgUlfMEA Hollywood plot about a reality tv host getting elected and then holding on to power through an unconstitutional,… https://t.co/GRAq4GfwGK
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestQuentin Tarantino's wife: honey, can you tell the baby a bedtime story Quentin Tarantino: sure ok so, 'Once upon a… https://t.co/fADqkUwBJT
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium ContestCritic: People aren’t going to want to waste their time and money in person, much less sitting in front of a moving… https://t.co/Wjs4zNOcrh
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @i_mthestorm I hope it involved spaghetti.Call Hollywood, I had another weird dream
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @suburbanified Lock him up.Psychiatrist to Will Hunting: It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. (Turns to Ben Affleck) Daredevil is your f… https://t.co/I0sejTjDGd
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @MomPhilosophies https://t.co/IbDeZOMJwWMe: [sniffles] Sorry, I get emotional when I watch the greatest love story of all time. He was with her until her l… https://t.co/Qvho53LZoI
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @withanewname Bc the gods hate us.Why can't reality be like it is in the movies?
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @muffathukka That’s a neverending story.I'm watching some disaster movie on TV. You know, the one that features big-breasted women in heels running?
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Swan_Corleone2 https://t.co/1oQ0nnf6GDWriter:... and the audience finds out it was him all along! Hollywood exec: No. Anything else? Writer: A reimagin… https://t.co/Q6UdyDGH38
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @Swan_Corleone2 Someone doesn’t get math.Me: Did you know the Hollywood blockbuster where Tom Hanks plays a child in a man's body grossed over £151m worldwi… https://t.co/YeuWsJK4M6
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @The_Albinoshrek That it do.Weird how no one names their kids Corky anymore. Oh well, I guess life goes on
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @StillNotCool2 But the dancing.. https://t.co/XbwUlsQkJALa La Land: What would have been a mediocre MGM musical during the golden age is now a fresh, entertaining homage t… https://t.co/7bLnsDl7NH
Retweeted by Trash Pandamonium Contest @erichwithach https://t.co/TxklfkoSz1Paul Hollywood: The flavor is good but it's over baked. And it's a bit plain on the decorations. We wanted a show… https://t.co/S5yp6RcZbf
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11/19
2020

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