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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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Good morning is it still apocalypsing outside?What in the actual fuck https://t.co/HooiG1qpO7 @PeezyTX Noooo
4/8
2020
@PeezyTX 10 votes in and NO one said midnight tokers. I think we’re gonna be ok. 🇺🇸✊🏻line break go <br>
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilThe American elite’s ideology — in 3 images https://t.co/4Y81n8tbOU
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilProposal: we start "dressing for dinner" like we're in Downtown Abbey. In our finest evening wear and jewels, we ma… https://t.co/xGf3VEzA22
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @reborn_vlad https://t.co/zJQiTc5b5PThis is RAD. https://t.co/C7tPSQRbjt
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilthis newsroom scene is really problematic :( https://t.co/DvMp1I1hsb
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @SarahMRiddle Same. 🙁 @SarahMRiddle I swear, we may never get to collectively experience anything like this again. I am so glad I saw this on opening night. @DVNT_Pinkie That’s dope af. I dig it! ❤️the yodel boys are returning to their natural habitat. nature is healing, we are the virus https://t.co/JX1xyBBigz
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @DVNT_Pinkie They’re stupid and don’t understand comedy @DVNT_Pinkie This shit slapsWhen I saw @TwoPaddocks in Thor: Ragnarok https://t.co/EldcrOeQE0.@thatbilloakley When you see the aurora borealis coming from the kitchen. https://t.co/VGJL42MMKg
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @shrimpbinch They are so pretty 😍🥰 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/2wm5VKXGV4
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilThis whole thread giving me the feels 😭 https://t.co/1NFox50P36 @castleofgems @think_ethereal Omg yes I needed this so bad 😍🥺🚨 Acting Navy Secretary resigns 🚨https://t.co/SlM9gKZTDG
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @TheAmitie @BonusEruptus Transformers: The Last Knight (it was good enough for Anthony Hopkins dammit)💖14K custom pipe giveaway💖 💫design your own 6” or 10” pipe💫 🌻to enter: follow me (@jupiterdreamco), RT this🌻 🍃se… https://t.co/rMfR82oLRf
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilSome future sticker designs. #ACNH https://t.co/4B0UOQcfpg
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilMy sister and I aren’t close. Sometimes I feel bad about that and think maybe I should make more of an effort. And… https://t.co/L45u91bfVv @JupiterDreamCo 4! I neeeeed it @barrybongss2 Coming out there to cut a bitch https://t.co/MGBi06mfoG @barrybongss2 Gotta go sign House 2 so I can bully Rob Schneider into quoting The Hot Chick for the next few monthsJust a tad derivative https://t.co/sLXNm17dN3Roll a d20 permanent HP damage if this surprised you. https://t.co/nKhOyiSeho
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @GaultJohan @GovAbbott @teainfo Reported for spreading harmful information. You’re going to get people killed. Do t… https://t.co/Ks0fwVJmeQhttps://t.co/CkUDZFosTZ
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Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @LifeNugg @Sekenneri This is my favorite thing I’ve seen on this siteThe View is just Fox & Friends for liberals. https://t.co/6hLNelGg4C
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @jacobisanadult He won’t die telling anyone anything because he’ll be choking and drowning in his own bloody sputum… https://t.co/GVKyKqst5SWell that’s not a unifying statement lol https://t.co/c2aRK3OAIU @jacobisanadult #SimpingForBJAlyssa Milano hijacked the #MeToo movement from a black woman and then abandoned it to support a segregationist. 🤔
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilMy husband and son work in grocery-retail. I have many good friends in grocery retail. To say this is a bad take is… https://t.co/Hf0EBTT3nH @bassplyr5150 @pamelafessler @NPRKelly Peace and love to you as well! We’ll get through this, one way or another. ❤️ Stay safe out there!The defense is, fuck you, we win. https://t.co/GqGgRPtuwJ
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @bassplyr5150 @pamelafessler @NPRKelly I gotta disagree with you on this one, Tom. It’s no more inspiring than our… https://t.co/qlxBudrosi @EmLikesBaseball I’m just so done.if bernie sanders was accused by multiple women of sexual assault, yes, I’d take it very seriously, and yes, I’d no… https://t.co/5gA8xktHDV
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @allahliker while i admire her strategy of barreling into twitter with no context, a lot of personality, and a dece… https://t.co/MzJmHx29qS
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilWhen your shithole nation elects a low-rent Hitler, this is the type of headlines you get. https://t.co/UtYkkK17IV
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilIf Bernie doesn't drop out and endorse Biden soon he runs the real chance of turning the Democratic party establishment against him.
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilEllen really is the worst. https://t.co/T4EUSo4Irk
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilReal pokémon fans know this is true https://t.co/rUGC1lZHWu
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @pamelafessler @NPRKelly Nope. That’s not the take. Don’t frame it that way. This isn’t inspiring. This is bipartisan horse shit.Today's #Royale comes with a message for POTUS. @briankoppelman https://t.co/O3cMm5ogmM
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilThe next week is projected to be the United States peak of COVID-19 deaths. While other parts of the world look on… https://t.co/64bcZID9c0
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilFolks are arguing over Kamala Harris vs Stacey Abrams for VP to a man who threw Anita Hill under the bus.
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilShit like this is going to keep us quarantined until fucking October. Way to go, GOP. https://t.co/lsmOCZ7W1fokay orchid mantis’ irl LOOK HOW ADORABLE !!! 🌸♡ https://t.co/MDnsjo9zIV
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilIf your significant other is an essential employee still working, PLEASE remember to be patient with them. I haven’… https://t.co/rzgITSFF9h
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilbe the Mark Melton you wish to see in the world 🌈 #RENTSTRIKE https://t.co/05wVIwXJl1
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilWisconsin will hold its election Despite overwhelming objection. The GOP sadly Wants power so badly It’s partnering with the infection.
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilit’s a Texas thang 🤠 https://t.co/Sjxg47mwLi
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oila lot of y'all seem to somehow be under the impression that the plutocracy who don't care if millions of poor peopl… https://t.co/dhL9pll3Oz
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @plscallmekimi I very clearly remember one from years ago, I was telling dream @zachbraff “But you’re not here! Thi… https://t.co/P9nc8W0RRJ
4/7
2020
This @BernieSanders ad is so good and relevant right now https://t.co/GJaTsTsTZm
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilWe're celebrating Paul Rudd's birthday by looking back at the first "Mac and Me" prank on "Late Night."… https://t.co/mrWYZhDiDG
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil#acnh https://t.co/1NVmVSe9Wj
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilOh I’m supposed to give up watching Ducktales because the breeders don’t want to entertain their own shitty kids lo… https://t.co/14HQ3s5QiV😍🥺 https://t.co/bvFZPNP9JLwe got you HOOKED on us 😉🧶 part 2 https://t.co/DOAl5CzyaU
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilSetting my alarm for this update 😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/Yz6aQsUl0b @kittynouveau Anger blep https://t.co/FSfJJapJKt @superego_idolo @AntonioSlamsci @joeIjoeIjoel @jacobisanadult @JosephMortimer9 @kenklippenstein WOTBoris Johnson called for a batshit plan that sought to let people get sick and could've killed millions; he bragged… https://t.co/XXLi1ajQ7Q
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilHow come their version of Trump gets it but ours didn’t https://t.co/NfxTe5uSDEhttps://t.co/U28uoLkhbJ
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilYou are disgusting. https://t.co/SReK2zNb5l @Alyssa_Milano METOO WAS JUST A BRAND FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING SHILL https://t.co/289S3smWl4
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilBREAKING: Wisconsin @GovEvers halts in-person voting tomorrow and moves election date to June 9. Absentee ballots… https://t.co/h9yjQOt73j
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @Alyssa_Milano @Andy Alyssa Milano be like https://t.co/H3jUwLSTRK
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilShe went full rape apologist. Never go full rape apologist. https://t.co/AZejI0F3F1 @mslindsayy 😂Literally exactly 10 days https://t.co/uo6KXHopHN
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @mslindsayy She help 🥺😂 @JupiterDreamCo Omg I need this but for regular Switch 🥺💕💕 https://t.co/gNjPlIKWks @mslindsayy The clothes aren’t truly clean without a little cat hair lol 🥰 @shrimpbinch I’m just going to listen to this instead of the in-game music at 5 pm @shrimpbinch Omg this shit slaps frAnother instance of @GovAbbott ignoring the medical experts like the AMA & College of Ob/Gyns in favor of a politic… https://t.co/wXBfcczkrq
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilThis is proven false because there’s no way Boris Johnson eats pussy. https://t.co/CbiZygC8ER
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilAnd no one seems to have the balls to remove him from office. They’re all standing around waiting for this to be ov… https://t.co/pt1aN4t3JZDevo https://t.co/TnXr6YsZTihttps://t.co/DhkzqAHiWQ
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil @TeganG_ Happy Gotcha Day, Larry! 🥰🥰🥰 @LifeNugg Good morning! ☀️ 🥰You know who makes #Hydroxycloroquine ? Novartis. Remember when Novartis paid Cohen for a hook up?? Seems that was… https://t.co/VnJYnPfbE9
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oilTwitter: Y’all didn’t know Flyleaf was a Christian band? Me: https://t.co/ql5vHTjmNpJurassic Park, Infinity War, Empire. https://t.co/z6PW9WPIrHLike I’m not gonna post this. Members of the Pittsburgh Symphony Brass section perform John Williams’s SUPERMAN the… https://t.co/Qpw879byiF
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil
4/6
2020
this is why workers go on strike https://t.co/ptyBjqHnvB
Retweeted by 🌹 Heather needs 500 gallons of sardine oil
4/5
2020

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