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Cortana, but ur dad calls me Katya @CortanaV Seattle, Duwamish Territory

“A goth slut!” -@trixiemattel. Game UX/UI Designer. Prev @Bungie. @PAX Enforcer. @GeekGirlCon Agent. NOT A SUPPORT ACCOUNT. She/Her.

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