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@patrickcotnoir @connorratliff @GriffLightning Harold teams start performing at 9AMThis is one of the most embarrassing things Iโ€™ve ever seen @WhoaMorgan Any chance I could ensure my role involves intense manual labor? I wanna make sure Iโ€™m really sweaty whโ€ฆ
All the LA DCM shows from 1pm to 1am are ticketed and $15 per 2 hour slot The pass is $20 and only lets you see biโ€ฆ Fatherโ€™s Day!! #็ˆถใฎๆ—ฅ #FathersDay #messagecard #Champagne
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I think itโ€™s incredibly cool that every wine bottle is designed to drip down the side and stain your counter afterโ€ฆ
Must be nice getting that fancy brand name Mountain Dew #MountainLightningSquad of Ages NBA finals has come and gone and still my favorite video to ever come out of one is this
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Michael Jordan didnโ€™t pick up a basketball until he was 25. Beyoncรฉ didnโ€™t release her first album until she was 33โ€ฆ
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this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen @rysimmons Literally asking for one single solitary funny game person who can resist being an absolute fuckhead @jamesbdwyer
@markvigeant 25 for the set? @youranalogbuddy @vanexel31 I am so proud of nick van exel!Vine comps walked so TikTok comps could run in a circle spraying diarrhea all over the brand new carpetExcited to announce one of my favorite Christian Rock bands from 2003 has reunited and will play shows in their native SwedenSoft
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@DomManzolillo @F1 Drag them king @DanSpenser Cook a bunch of orzo Spread it on my torso Put me in the oven Casserole dโ€™husband @DanSpenser Jumbo Tortellini Eggplant Rollatini If itโ€™s stuffed and cheesy Itโ€™s sure gonna please meWhat was the first old west film/tv show that somehow established a universal standard that every cowboys had a sixโ€ฆ people are better at tracking and saving their money, that is a fact. This shit is poisonous. Hey if you canโ€™tโ€ฆ
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I canโ€™t fucking believe Jai Paul is back
@devin_ Is Walters gone? @seanporeilly On the other hand I had a place where the laminate wore off the hardwood and big chunks of the floorโ€ฆ @seanporeilly My lease says I canโ€™t put anything bigger than a โ€œpin-sized holeโ€ in the wall like Iโ€™m supposed to haโ€ฆ landlord yelled at me for owning a drill you ask me we need a few less โ€œMars is moonsโ€ and a few more โ€œempty tombsโ€ Happy Easter yโ€™all @rysimmons @seanporeilly Wow, a โ€œsmart telephoneโ€ that seemingly enables box employees to compose a near-infinite nโ€ฆ @seanporeilly @rysimmons Ryan why didnโ€™t you edit on a bible like a good american
@TheMatthewCohen hell ya fuck emif a financial contract has an option to opt out of an arbitration clause is there any reason whatsoever to not do that, i am not smart :) @sophiefairplay wait a sec holy shit have I been Fundamentally Misled about that banput this in a museum @taylordotbiz bowl of treeJust out of curiosity, is biting onto an incredibly hard foreign object in a salad and hurting your tooth insanelyโ€ฆ
See? Amazon DID come to Queens after all.
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Went fishing last week and Iโ€™m still fully enveloped in envy of the life of this big turtle that twice came up to tโ€ฆ
ok this is weird!
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@bradyocallahan Iโ€™m not sure what you mean by โ€œcriminalโ€ - if youโ€™re referring to the enemy, theyโ€™re too busy setting trapsFound this shit on the wall of a family member who shall not be named @Joe_DiBella As always, wish u was here
@HannahAWright โ™ซ I need you to kill me โ™ซA pro-life dog just wished I was aborted. What a world.
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@bradyocallahan @mikescollins @thecascott @nicolemtherese If Iโ€™m gonna pay 12 dollars for a wrap I better be wearing a leiIโ€™ve never been at a pond and not seen dragonflies fucking, these are Godโ€™s Horniest Creatures @eliyudin I made drinks like this in college and it was for sure a cry for help Or a Mahalo, for short @youranalogbuddy If you ask me we need a little less โ€œSpotify premiumโ€ and a lot more โ€œGOD is my king, amenโ€
@KeatonPatti @youranalogbuddy This is a good point @itoen1966_jp I humbly suggest that instead of Dan you put Zapdoโ€ฆ @youranalogbuddy I think my good friends at @itoen1966_jp would agree that America Loves Spectacle, and whatโ€™s moreโ€ฆ @youranalogbuddy Dan tell em youโ€™ll do a fear factor and put a bunch of worms in the tea @HardDriveMag Target Gozer 2014 @Strickbomb If you donโ€™t make this your Git โ€˜Er Done we riot @kadyrabbit What
Too fast an Amtrak to North Carolina and at least 3 people are conducting illegal activity on the phone in this car alone