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@PrincessMissDee @RufusHound @Scientits I had a lengthy email thread going with Bev from my insurance company today… https://t.co/ZyMqAo0jfI
1/22
2020
@laurendown YEP. (No, I love it!)Still angry at R Kelly for his admittedly less heinous crimes: https://t.co/jRkIjXAu7v🔎 We’ve teamed up with location app @what3words to help you try to guess who’s playing #EOTR2020 ahead of Tuesday’s… https://t.co/vZM4oxqIkd
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1/19
2020
Mr Bloomberg and I don’t agree on much, even after that time I took a picture of him posing on a fancy exercise bik… https://t.co/a7enVTD4GuI just realized today is my 21st anniversary at @nytimes, so here are five things I've learned from the NYT Stylebook: 1/
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1/15
2020
POTENTIAL COUNTS FOR NOTHING UNTIL IT'S REALIZED
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1/14
2020
Just this afternoon someone deeply charming said to me, “What is your perfume? You are smelling very well, always.” https://t.co/oDn1bhDwcg
1/11
2020
Once, when I lived on Micheltorena, someone in our building put on Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” very loudly for 17 h… https://t.co/nithnwC3dT
1/10
2020
@nwalks Oystermen in Covent Garden is v good for food: https://t.co/pyV5zYeHpCArmageddon will be properly punctuated.
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-Carr @snappergirlsnz @jenny_stevens In uni one of my housemates briefly had a shower radio and I turned it one one day a… https://t.co/XffTFVanj0
1/8
2020
What a dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. This is my professional master's-degree-in-writing holding opinion.
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrHappy new year from Newcastle https://t.co/pzdtKo709S
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1/2
2020
01/01/2020, Hampstead Heath https://t.co/ohqsNkpFIU https://t.co/HNRUsNI9UiHI LONDON, HI LOS ANGELES, HI IN BETWEEN. We’re at home, I have iced coffee, there are skeletons on the Christmas t… https://t.co/S3cgEbBIgC
1/1
2019
In this week's @NewYorker, I have a story about the Mayan language interpreters working with the many Guatemalan mi… https://t.co/vre2iY5d8N
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12/31
2019
@AllOnMedicare Yes. I lived there for seven years when I was young and considered myself impervious to illness and… https://t.co/P4Q7QizEXj @helsix https://t.co/ffRgCwo4Nu
12/28
2019
@chris_of_arc https://t.co/K08JuXLufj @christt What if it REALLY looks like him?! @christt Wedding on Friday surprised the guests with a George Michael impersonator. Evil geniuses.The only song we need today #punchitintochristmasmode https://t.co/9ArOyTXpq8
12/24
2019
Three year old ran up to this bus stop in the street to point out “Mamá y papá”. #notmad https://t.co/xJJejiShRMBelatedly showed my three year old the Cats trailer, and she cried and said, “No want gatitos!” and then “Mamá, I scared!”
12/23
2019
I wear silver during the day, because I’m a brunette. https://t.co/QMg4QhwatZ
12/16
2019
Has this been on #excellentcoatsonirritatedwomen yet? Cc @SaraJBenincasa https://t.co/JmV1c0IVNi @erinhartigan I’m similarly obsessed. My favourite is the one who just picks it up.
12/15
2019
Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Get Bronchiolitis (six days in hospital, but home now) https://t.co/696uyTAh69LOOK AT THIS BATHROOM https://t.co/TyWhGQjSDo
12/14
2019
WORRYING CAN HELP YOU PREPARE
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12/13
2019
Left the hospital for the first time since Monday. One more vote for @TulipSiddiq, who I once stood behind in the q… https://t.co/6n1eTNghGCHi from an amazing hospital where amazing people are taking care of my tiny sick baby and no one’s making me pay an… https://t.co/5tHcr0QSDw @christt @gralefrit Just logged in specifically to post this!Pre-voting brunch cocktails, anyone? [BANTS, OBVS. I’m still in the hospital with the babe. #SaveOurNHS] https://t.co/AKop31D5j8JUST BELIEVING SOMETHING CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
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12/12
2019
Tall, this year, for May. https://t.co/osB1bzZIvcI am “categorically not hiding” in this NHS paediatric ward but will “categorically be popping out to vote tomorrow… https://t.co/GPKrHTAcpHI have hidden the prime minister that is in the icebox and which you were probably hoping to interview Forgive me… https://t.co/91ZK6XB0zV
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-Carr @christt Totally choosing to consider myself in that category. (Not actually at all in that category. But showing up!)“Conservative sources subsequently insisted that Johnson was “categorically not hiding” in the fridge, from which J… https://t.co/mbJeZlnPemWait, the “hiding in a fridge” headline I keep seeing and ignoring isn’t a joke?!This election is about the NHS. pass it on.
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12/11
2019
Today in me catching up with Succession: I just had to pause it and walk away to do dishes because I’m not sure I c… https://t.co/Dq2cEHKE4hWatching His Dark Materials at four in the morning with a sick newborn on my lap wishing I were retaking A Level me… https://t.co/cOy6deHF11
12/9
2019
That sort of perfect writing on LA that sounds like parody but isn’t. https://t.co/td8BcnibL7Definitely getting the sense that sans serif fonts are doing a lot of covering up for darkness in this new world of… https://t.co/7kAEsMuRKG
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12/6
2019
MOTHERS SHOULDN'T MAKE TOO MANY SACRIFICES
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrIt is arguably a massive mistake NOT to waste ages 18-28, at a minimum. Confusion, hedonism, laziness, second-guess… https://t.co/rytcZDGUlx
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12/3
2019
America, 2019 https://t.co/TVDL1Szf4Fmy sweet, sweet non-media friends were genuinely SHOCKED to learn recently that publications actually publish your… https://t.co/3oZkblguZg
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrListening to Weyes Blood, bound for the US Embassy. #badmagic
12/2
2019
@3smallapples Your people 👍🏻 https://t.co/1I9HMgLlkJ
12/1
2019
We may be a nationally distributed print magazine, but we're also a small business independently owned by our husba… https://t.co/TWeVZfe301
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11/30
2019
That fortnight when you can no longer wear your “BABY ON BOARD!” badge but really wish you had a “OMG VAGINA STITCHES!” badge.
11/28
2019
I know I’m super late to this but OMG every single “business” thing Kendall Roy says sounds like so many people I’v… https://t.co/e343sOIEr8
11/26
2019
Hi everybody, I watch Succession now.
11/25
2019
Being the best at school and then losing your mind = YES https://t.co/CL9qwkqirdWhen I started reporting a piece on two new fascinating women in Congress, I wondered if they would make the place… https://t.co/V6TTVFN0lC
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrMy interests, according to Twitter: https://t.co/PBSZDB3KW8 https://t.co/tYPhg9l3xi
11/24
2019
Beatrice Cold and the Self-Harming Eye Cream? https://t.co/XZ0SbkeUeh
11/23
2019
For four years, ⁦@EllenBarryNYT⁩ ventured into a Delhi jungle to meet a mysterious prince. She came back with a riv… https://t.co/0LB0JusffI
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrIt's Girl Ray release day! Hell yes. Go buy Girl by @G1RLRAY from the shops. It's too good. Bonus fun... I did some… https://t.co/kHkObqGcHY
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11/22
2019
I don’t know why it took me so long to pick up Ilya Kaminsky’s DEAF REPUBLIC, but it’s tremendous. (You don’t have… https://t.co/gM0kcknEci
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrTiming my maternity leave to coincide with impeachment hearings was a great move.
11/20
2019
@SherriffCentre Monday will be brilliant; thank you. Planning a visit with some friends and don't want a gaggle of… https://t.co/SjwjUya3do @SherriffCentre Do you know yet if there are any closures on December 7th?“Thank god no one is getting anything for free,” I gasp, running through a forest as billionaires hunt me for amusement
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrI have been staring at this for ages and it still does not make any sense. https://t.co/RMDMbgoLGQ
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11/16
2019
"The truth of the matter is, men just don't WANT the top paid jobs. They prefer laundry, cleaning and childcare. Le… https://t.co/NpB1aJgZkx
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrI haven’t done a classic American living in London tweet in a while, so here goes: The NHS is very good.
Retweeted by Rachel Juarez-CarrI’m always down on myself after every shoot, no matter how great it was (and this one was extra great). I always fo… https://t.co/MZVRlpAofW @AllOnMedicare I’m from the UK, but used to live in the US and have an American husband. We would’ve liked to retur… https://t.co/bdGAneHx26
11/14
2019
@erinhartigan Totally going to drink lots of rum cocktails this thanksgiving, and say it’s a tradition I learned from you. @chris_of_arc https://t.co/32A6ye4UJa
11/13
2019
Hospital life https://t.co/PooyQBUCAFHospital life https://t.co/mcxpsOrPBK
11/11
2019
🌱 The Woods Stage looking resplendent at this year's festival, captured by @countessian. We know it's a way off yet… https://t.co/4PGiKVQKx1
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11/8
2019
@christt VERY catholic school #raisedbynuns @christt I grew up calling it Guy Fawkes Night in the depths of darkest Essex! I was also taught all about how it w… https://t.co/a315ExqNGo
11/5
2019
Me on this day, a decade ago: "Stereogum have a news item on Vampire Weekend where the words 'dressed as Jon Gossel… https://t.co/8x6ClZFFq8
11/4
2019
@chris_of_arc I don’t dislike baseball as much in Dutch. https://t.co/csUfdPdfWuInsomnia = starting to relax at 5.42am because the night is almost over and being awake is no longer a failure.
11/3
2019
@SaraJBenincasa YESPLANNING FOR THE FUTURE IS ESCAPISM
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11/2
2019
In uni, a housemate — as a zombie mermaid — had an argument with her boyfriend dressed as “a basketball player” IN… https://t.co/0A8JXuQUzz
11/1
2019
@chris_of_arc https://t.co/YTvi7Jd2Y5
10/28
2019
Definitely adopting “my poor dearest American dilemma” for personal use. https://t.co/JKyaWHXKF7
10/22
2019
Hi, hi https://t.co/WfeXmq8Fow https://t.co/fAUcnR064g @chris_of_arc https://t.co/WdNPSuTwDQ
10/19
2019
🌱 Now that we're surrounded by settled dust (and colder days) our collective attention begins to turn to #EOTR2020.… https://t.co/zWecSypaAx
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10/17
2019
The Apocalypse Now episode of Hey Duggee will never not delight me. https://t.co/ifHzoufTam
10/16
2019
@chris_of_arc https://t.co/pDxubm9WJi @3smallapples Your people https://t.co/gR9tWGkkeW
10/12
2019
@helsix Joe’s dream? https://t.co/9DPirs7KMG @chris_of_arc @helsix 🤣 https://t.co/ljsfYqssSb
10/11
2019
Millennial buys own home by cutting out luxuries and being the Duchess of Southwark “My story shows that, with a b… https://t.co/EST5ZwcINc
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10/9
2019
My Twitter feed tonight is 50 per cent the struggle to maintain a career while also a mother and 50 per cent the st… https://t.co/FYabbijXUCThe men debating how pregnant women were and are treated are such a depressing reminder of how impossible it is for… https://t.co/roXOAUbIfT
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10/8
2019

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