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@JorCru My best guess is that it’s simply SILLY to call WandaVision “culture” but he picked a hell of an article to shit on.FYI obv I ordered one and Jack loves his “roobitts cube” so so much. He hasn’t put it down all day. https://t.co/0P9rIJhsmOOh yeah another reason that fanfic thread lady can fuck off https://t.co/4DBRsvhkumDo you solemnly swear to be a good dog https://t.co/4emNFFzbxz
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @skrishna Still @karenyhan’s magnum opus https://t.co/zROmGhiTn0 @mikikf Jules has started handwriting and drawing MLP fanfic!Give me a million low stakes schitt’s creek b stories please White supremacists tried to kill Mike Pence for not b… https://t.co/c9gjOPP2SO
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowBut it’s PERFECT. See also Coupling’s Jeff “they called me Scary Jeff” Murdock.Look we can all agree that Spooky Mulder is just a really lazy nickname.Ah fuck, I have something in common with the QAnon Congress lady https://t.co/etDmQyZrMc
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowLike I know my daughter. She is gonna be deeply online. And good. It’s where she’ll find her people like I did.Can you engineer a vehicle to explode at a specific exact moment of impact and angle based on weight? MY 5YO CAN. Thanks Bad Piggies.LET MY BABIES HAVE THEIR ROBLOX AND ANGRY BIRDS, THE WORLD HAS TAKEN SO MUCH https://t.co/lO1eLjtQ97 @carlylane @JorCru *extreme drunk Moira Kelly voice* Doug. Douglas.When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People… https://t.co/skoE72C82K
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @carlylane @JorCru DOUGIE!Thankfully Google didn't scare me away, @DouglasEmhoff. https://t.co/B0ud4Ir5XL
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWanda's like Jean in that everyone always recommends the stories in which they have the least autonomy as their gre… https://t.co/cJb5tbJ8mJ
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1/18
2021
@sarahkcarlson The article is actually great! I’m talking about the dismissive screenshot with the caption “culture.” @MaraWilson My best friend used to talk about her grandma’s brownie recipe which was called that but I thought it w… https://t.co/RYYp9TtVpOLike Jo March before me my eyebrows are my one beauty and they were done so dirty on that day. @alonechark My next marriage will last because I WILL HAVE GOOD WEDDING BROWS.oh no, are you stuck in a cabinet https://t.co/C12NcWAd3k
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWe get along well, have two fancy children, AND I wore a pretty dress. Who can complain? (Me, I still don’t like my wedding day eyebrows.)Wow........ https://t.co/sJz9QjlWZs
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHey the marriage didn’t make it but damn the dress was good. https://t.co/8fx1uxqKx4 https://t.co/RpkURhEKj9There are lots of wild, terrible Phil Spector stories but the one that sticks in my mind is that one Christmas, whe… https://t.co/pVQ7GYzuOr
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowOne was named Petty and her belly dragged the floor. My great-aunt Susie had Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome and every tim… https://t.co/eCM7X2Z5WSThe only thing I know about dachshunds is that my great-grandma had a bunch and they are now forever associated wit… https://t.co/DO3FZtY1yG @sfchronicle @TonyBravoSF So, serious question, was it him or his editor who said “it needs a girl one, who’s a gir… https://t.co/FA5f6cTzA6Oops I said it into a mirror three times and one appeared behind me.*whispers the words “wandavision has a lynchian quality”* Film twitter bros: https://t.co/r02eKWeyjzI'm probably so aggressively protective of WandaVision because I'm quick to defend the artistic merits of superhero… https://t.co/eqBZqvCygJ
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @brettwhite It feels like a show made for me but DEFINITELY a show made for you specifically.It’s wild that these people live-streamed themselves committing crimes and are shocked that they are being arrested… https://t.co/Zrx90mYKn3
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowElizabeth Olsen’s sad beautiful eyes are CULTURE.Wow this human is a lot. Let people have their bodegas and superheroes. https://t.co/yZyneuTJI7It’s...that’s what culture is. Art and music and movies and books and TV shows about grief and gum stuck up in your guts. Smug asshole.🎶 Cheer up, sleepy Jean... For @TheAtlantic, my thoughts on #WandaVision's first few episodes, a satisfying study… https://t.co/69SwHPiyqu
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowGod men are being EXHAUSTING about this show. https://t.co/vQjX0hmyGwHey everyone Dan had a weird day. And NO it wasn’t me making him watch Beer Bad, he agrees it’s great. But plz send… https://t.co/owfUlrDIi4Hey, I wanna see something: RT this if you're a published author or other publishing professional who has, at some… https://t.co/zTRFQcs8qp
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHow I brag: “You know VF senior writer @jowrotethis really liked when I called Riley a clownshoe.” @wtflanksteak Holy shit he’s so good.Also saying out to a human who has sex with you “oh Joss definitely did those overhead projector drawings, they loo… https://t.co/RC4kgm7MyGBeing a nerd means being like “of course that Gentleman is Doug Jones, look at his fingers” like a real fuckin creep. #BuffyTheVampireSlayer @DestinyDreadful @AlishaGrauso It made me think he would have been a really good Doctor. @pHeNoM106 This whole cast is just SO GOOD. https://t.co/Myd2aFg3nHJust thinking about unexpected master of slapstick physical comedy Paul Bettany. #WandaVision https://t.co/Kx5gjfJ8Bb @jules_su I both trust you’re right and also do not believe you. @sadydoyle This is the only fanfic take worth reading on this eve. @KristySwansonXO I mean ok, you have zero lines in one of them, your part could have been played by a festive chair.
1/17
2021
I would read 10,000 words on the differences in cinematography and acting styles between episode 1 and episode 2 of… https://t.co/QGEUArQU6y
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWandaVision is perfect because it combines my love of pastiche + my love of the sitcom form + my love of Kathryn Ha… https://t.co/eTNfEhHA2y
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @HimymCraig https://t.co/4ehruvmwwJAs Kayleigh McEnany tries to slither out in quiet shame, let's remember one of her early hits, in which she uses… https://t.co/mrSltFXSJm
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @NerdyMcHoodlum “What gives it away?” “Lookin’ at it.” @theladygreer So good AND guested on Pete & Pete? Iconic.This episode has Luscious Jackson “Ladyfingers” in it, you’re all INGRATES.Oz: She’s so hypnotic. Me: She sounds like a dying whale.Lol VERUCA’S VOICE. Every time. https://t.co/v8SYnbuOt9Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest… https://t.co/kQsaNwakGe
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowDamn, Graduation did the trick fast. God I love our sweet money bunny girl.not now, magicians https://t.co/Zg8a6DjUx6
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWhat’s a good Anya episode I can show Dan so he can love our girl and see why I screamed when she shows up in Wanda… https://t.co/lm8u1wMQm5 @Kjerstieb The whole time I’ve been like ISNT JOY THE BEST like a real troll.(Also I did v well on Dan’s shirt yay Dan’s shirt)So far THRIVING https://t.co/2221a21cj3The only flaw of Passion is it opens on Xander in a silk button-down which is the opposite of Passion.
1/16
2021
@iMakeArtifacts OK I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD. This is an introduction to his new favorite show and I’m of the rare belie… https://t.co/neu9itJIIsThis feels like a Kimmy Schmidt storyline that was discarded because it would've been too ludicrous. https://t.co/oatxQuwga4
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @brettwhite Oh FOR SURE. Mine is Restless but I can’t introduce that to the unindoctrinated. @Nickgb See? We all have bad ideas! @Nickgb https://t.co/VE9XVb4ysNMy mission this weekend was to curate a perfect top 10 for us to watch and I succeeded. https://t.co/2ejPjF9bQQ @midwestspitfire Third viewing took me from loving it to heaving sobs of appreciation.These GOP lawmakers trying to backtrack like “I was NOT voting to overturn the election with a lie I fed my white s… https://t.co/5d11hpHYDZ
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @DanaSchwartzzz DEFUCKINGLIGHTFUL! @ThePsion How dare. @BradyInAZ Even Stacey must appreciate Parker Abrams getting the shit kicked out of him, that’s universal.Look you’re all just lucky I dialed it back this time. https://t.co/yZCawVePQbFOAMYLook the world is chaos and it is only in that chaos I feel comfortable telling you that you’re all wrong actually… https://t.co/HQwGhjz72v“the my pillow guy is advising president donald trump on how to stage a coup” is a statement that doesn’t even phas… https://t.co/IT10M5f2D2
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHey guys! As you know I’ve spent the last 4 years of my life dedicated to finding justice for #AbbyandLibby and I a… https://t.co/BWZDJu0E6Q
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @JesseThorn Also ❤️ @JesseThorn Jesse’s enemies, please just tell yourselves to fuck off, Jesse can’t come to the phone right now.Wait I’m sorry literally what? https://t.co/4pkRZYOfdfFirefighters, moms, dads, young and old coming from all reaches of this country. And that crowd is representative o… https://t.co/4ZWqQeYK8V
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWhen POC discuss racism with people who carry important roles in this country people have ignored or invalidated ou… https://t.co/OajZ1385lc
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @iSmashFizzle The C is for courage. @BrendanInBoston I picked up the Vision series and another book that some theorize is where this story is headed!Explains a lot honestly. https://t.co/mAwn3MsUicHi I love #WandaVision it’s weird and good and the dark moments make me as happy as everything elseme, scrolling by terrible, non-harmful opinions on this hellsite and not stopping: https://t.co/PthfOB8EX2
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @iSmashFizzle It’s such a good song I’ll be listening to on repeat now. @SuperYakiStuff Esther Policeman, she gave us all the clues.Listen, I mean it There’s nothing that he’s worthy of He’s just an orange traitor Bri’s hating in the name of Trum… https://t.co/fUKlajmeaN @golden_daylight THIS IS NOT ON YOU LIZZIENot since Maxine Waters killed that TYT dude has there been such violence.
1/15
2021

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