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associate editor @SYFYFANGRRLS | co-host @TrendsLikeThese @syfyfangrrlspod | also seen @pajiba @VanityFair @bustle @glamourmag @huffpost | she/her

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Bury me in this piece. https://t.co/4ZkaSDIZvr
2/21
2020
@courtenlow https://t.co/RWjnH4O93g
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowIf you’ve ever heard no then “convinced” a woman to let you fuck her, prided yourself on this successful seduction,… https://t.co/T4a2iA4dO9I don’t know who needs to hear this. But I believe you. You did nothing wrong. I believe you.And the rare times we are brave enough to call it what it is, they are shocked. And we gaslight ourselves the rest… https://t.co/m0RwjpchmFSo many men are socialized to believe any no can turn into a yes if he keeps at it. And when they take what they wa… https://t.co/Xami22S3M7Watching someone I love go through it, I think it’s less a matter of “some rape accusations are false” and more “he… https://t.co/7o5dg0Pj9OI get on a plane and everyone is talking about whether or not Titanic made Leo a star AS THOUGH THIS IS UP FOR DEBA… https://t.co/8gKqSlJeV3Celebrating my favorite evil evil white boys, @KITHOnline’s own Simon and Hecubus (aaaaaaand Satan!) https://t.co/UIIsSpC3wI @rileyjsilverman I also filled you with alcohol so hopefully both helped. @rileyjsilverman I love love love you.Honestly I feel betrayed by Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek.I was today years old when I learned there's not actually papaya *on* Grey's Papaya/Papaya King hot dogs.FRIENDSHIP! I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrr. https://t.co/LcP4JH8i0dOh literally yes. https://t.co/Tki5AJcJE6SEE? https://t.co/Ar8sHE1okT @JRubinBlogger This take: https://t.co/Mo2gBeAidoShe called Pete’s plan a PowerPoint and Amy’s plan a post it note and I am undone. 😂 https://t.co/ekj4fLvYJ2
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowBloomberg arriving at the debate https://t.co/LtHLSspeyF
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowLOL this desperate take. https://t.co/F2M8xV3RM0Honestly you can’t look at tonight and tell me @ewarren isn’t the best prepared to debate Trump. I’ll debate pretty… https://t.co/0erUAYhyiv
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI don’t know why you guys are surprised. Elizabeth Warren has been taking down rich guys trying to run a grift on y… https://t.co/TQB4mNSSGB
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowIf this was a burning building and I had to choose the person who would get me out of it, I'm going w Warren.
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowMedia: Elizabeth Warren is done. No need to mention her anymore. Elizabeth Warren: https://t.co/edkUSRGV55
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowThis show just came out yesterday. It’s about a 15 year old Latina who got her PhD early and is now working for NAS… https://t.co/kCRRbDrFtG
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @imattmypants MATTHEW IS THIS MY FAULTTTTT @BrendanInBoston FRIED CAPERSSSSSI used to think the lyrics of Tiny Dancer were “lay me down in sheets of lettuce” and please lay me to rest in thes… https://t.co/ZxeKxtVuQSI wore heels so you know WHATEVER I was doing in NYC today was a big deal. https://t.co/3T6Jzk4TlF
2/20
2020
Tell me again how accusations destroy men's careers. https://t.co/if6i9FJB7o
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowThis trash sack of dicks. https://t.co/ASMtmMcomz @kristinnoeline hey it’s me off over here to the side real quick Haywire has strong queer energy you need in your life ok byeI wish the Bernie people who rage about his media blackout cared that they are doing it to Warren too
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @danosaurusrex82 It’s true. The love of your life was once an Oompah Loompah.
2/19
2020
@danielleradford YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS does this make us colleagues y/n???.@carlylane and @courtenlow are here to tell you all about the musical/emotional-devastation show you needed in you… https://t.co/WQjegvHoJd
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI’m taking off for NYC and just ignored a call. @ewarren IF IT WAS YOU GIRL HIT ME BACK. @dragonbiddy As your physician I will sign off.Not an upper lip between us. The two human beings we would go onto make are screwed honestly. @dragonbiddy IT. IS. MINT. To match. The dress. 2003 JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. @omnivoreal Present-day Courtney is COMMITTED to proper skincare. @MrTylerJBrown A garter. It was an early aughts prom thing at least at my school. 🤷🏻‍♀️My daughter is the best human on the planet. https://t.co/Fb3FuPkkQRI don’t use my minimal powers for my own benefit ever but IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. @GallantDesigner @HDTGM I AM LITERALLY UNABLE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. (And how Cary can’t say Adrian so he says EEEEEDRIAN.)I. WANT. TO. GUEST. ON @HDTGM. TO TALK. ABOUT. THE CRUSH. https://t.co/d8TMIMetSG https://t.co/uoXTgUaEyeProm photos are trending for great good reasons of voting but I’m sharing mine to show you the wonder of Orange Cou… https://t.co/dfKW4Libg1I tried out some "fake bakes" that have clocked up millions of views on YouTube, but don't actually work! featuring… https://t.co/3TUsW78XCY
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowReminder: Women don't vote for women candidates simply because they are women. Representation matters a lot, yes. B… https://t.co/XJUv6fCD4m
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowGERRI GETS IT. https://t.co/YlKOxoeO99 https://t.co/hWg00xI6ocThe absolute fucking truth from @ewarren here! Also: @MikeBloomberg’s aggressive attempt to buy the Democratic par… https://t.co/tMZxuV0AxC
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @AlishaGrauso @AshesThanDust @wolfmercury @FionaUnderhill @kyliesparks @baddestmamajama And here’s the thing whatev… https://t.co/hOPfXkYamu @BRotoFFTim That’s what I liked about it!It has the King in the North defeating Al Capone, I don’t know what more you want. @BigHeadTinyRoom @KristyPuchko Hey. Hey dude. I DO NOT CARE.How was Bohemian Rhapsody nominated for so much and Rocketman so little?#PresidentWarren is electable. Pass it on. https://t.co/X9ajBpdtEOLiz winning the primary would be like Parasite winning best picture in other words IT COULD MAYBE HAPPEN IF WE BELI… https://t.co/KAa1CL6vnZ
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI thought of this three minutes ago and then I stopped what I was doing to make it https://t.co/yiYPcYFCPh
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2/18
2020
When someone tells me “don’t read the comments.” https://t.co/LBKkUB2Bnw @KristyPuchko @ajhan @PNemiroff @jowrotethis @Torionic @mcastimovies @thehorrorchick @MissBrittHayes @lindseyromainhttps://t.co/kY3H52a8wA @BillCorbett NOT THE B’S https://t.co/eQeg8edpLGshade. /SHād/ noun 1. comparative darkness and coolness caused by shelter from direct sunlight. 2. a color, espec… https://t.co/18o9HOMCK3
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowDonald Trump is the most corrupt President in modern US history. But Trump didn’t cause the rot in Washington – he’… https://t.co/PRmaf5n3SG
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @thecherness https://t.co/VxLS2NKsxUDesecrating Native sacred sites to build Trump's hateful border wall is unacceptable. We must respect tribal sovere… https://t.co/dt00y7yzT8
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @RachelLeishman https://t.co/efwuvlJ0cfThinking about how we all just used to sit around & listen to this like “hell yeah man.. HELL yeah” https://t.co/TvEjrwDmbI
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowAll Elizabeth Warren did was confirm Bernie said something that bummed her out. This dude is asking for DEATH.IMAGINE thinking this is a good campaign move like at all. https://t.co/gQoWhXYwst @travismcelroy For the record I declared you the Bustopher Jones of TLT.I just want to say how proud I am to be involved in both @JulianCastro and @ewarren’s campaigns this year. I have n… https://t.co/NK1ZGEKIjl
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowAlso @thealexnewell is a GIFT. https://t.co/ULG3eITUSM*sniff* https://t.co/Jj4Yz3RPWo https://t.co/tdOXieiYea @courtenlow @Syfyfangrrls But also I'm so so so grateful to be recapping this with Courtney because she drops in ge… https://t.co/2EUVGckYfK
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI'm on the #ZoeysPlaylist recap beat alongside my fellow musical aficionado and lovely human @courtenlow and we're… https://t.co/VXKRjX80BL
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowAbsolutely 100% But Warren is getting my primary vote. And my primary yelling. And my primary donations. https://t.co/BJrBevMh6x
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @runwithskizzers If that scooter had taken me down too we’d be equal. @runwithskizzers 5!Bloomberg is the Watchmen vagina monster for Bernie/Warren supporters, uniting us against a common enemy and he’s a… https://t.co/bIa8GwCyp0Wow Bloomberg didn’t count on the fact that we hate him way more than the WORST Bernie Bro. https://t.co/to1XJUdIY3As someone who has been targeted by Bernie stans, let me say this - Mike Bloomberg can kiss my entire Black ass &… https://t.co/uA1wjGrIJl
Retweeted by Courtney Enlowlol ok so all my YT recommendations are currently Backstreet Boy related bc I spent Friday working on this masterpi… https://t.co/VlQni5e7ux
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowToday I picked up Great Expectations and was suddenly struck with the knowledge that Miss Havisham is probably not… https://t.co/9fvZ3hE9NK
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowDating in your 30s should be more fun which is why when I have a one night stand, I write “Croatan” on their bathro… https://t.co/DSwxqJBS9I
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @GailSimone THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU.The erasure of @ewarren is one of the most blatant thumb-on-the-scale actions I’ve ever seen from the corporate med… https://t.co/TGKWqL6egX
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowEveryone who mentions sarcasm in their twitter bio is a murderer “Fluent in sarcasm” means their numbers are in double digits
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowMy hope is that this complete erasure of Warren willl end in a SNEAK ATTACK because that’s what happens when you ig… https://t.co/qoJOqMJAHJ*steps up to podium* *clears throat* *taps mic* ELIZABETH WARREN EXISTS I SAY THIS BECAUSE THE MEDIA SEEMS TO H… https://t.co/fluCPn6WO2
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowThere was a good while there when Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s whole personality was “can do a backflip” and we don’t talk enough about it.“...Bloomberg berated a female employee who had trouble finding a nanny. “It’s a f------ baby! . . . All you need i… https://t.co/sejqbmxuV7
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowThis WaPo investigation is great, but there’s so much more. A few weeks ago @timothypmurphy collected the most outr… https://t.co/VWgg9uteFO
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR GIRLFRIEND MUST KEEP TRIM MUST LOVE ANIME WILL NOT WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME DOESN’T LEAVE T… https://t.co/WIrbQZV4gp
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @purekatherine I DONT KNOWWWWWWWThis actual monster. https://t.co/5Znh5WwhLMI feel like people are calling Birds of Prey a flop the same way they called Booksmart a flop, with the big thing i… https://t.co/VJlVBVCBVb
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowLiterally this is what it feels like to be maybe three episodes behind on Riverdale at any point. https://t.co/lg4Bli4zlJ @LouisPeitzman As someone who hates heights and performative proposals this is my nightmare. @The_Davenporter THE BABY STRETCH 😭
2/17
2020

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