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associate editor @SYFYFANGRRLS | co-host @TrendsLikeThese @syfyfangrrlspod | also seen @pajiba @VanityFair @bustle @glamourmag @huffpost | she/her

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Proof point #74,032 that Trump is under a curse that forces him to live out his own tweets: https://t.co/62aJjKiAs4
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow1) That's stupid 2) This has nothing to do with Barrett being an "accomplished woman" and everything to do with v… https://t.co/hUuwk1LaYM
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9/28
2020
Like here’s the thing, someone’s coming to break his kneecaps next year and I for over would like to see it. https://t.co/pmvjhHF7LtThe #TrumpTaxReturns confirm @realDonaldTrump is a massive fraud. He grossly mismanaged his businesses & personal f… https://t.co/CY7XteGi9p
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI accidentally bought Jack the world’s biggest bean bag chair (that’s a full-size bed for scale) but he loves it (h… https://t.co/vi6XdEzBVs @MsEmilyEdwards @clapifyoulikeme We had to do that to our puppy Jesse after having her for months. We just weren’t… https://t.co/gHjC6XEYhuI was 32 when I was permanently able to write full-time. https://t.co/dxGNdiGg1CThe wildest thing about this Barrett nomination is we’re so caught up in her conservativeness that we forget TRUMP… https://t.co/x8jfESgm33
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow(That first pic is from last night. Red wine is not something I drink at 10am. Only white wine before lunch. 🙏)I want to see my likes and comments more that I want to shop on Instagram.Does anyone else have this heinous new @instagram layout? It’s only on my personal account and is unusable. https://t.co/nm0EpCs1tz“It’s a little on the nose. Do you want to take another picture where I’m touching someone’s nose?” -… https://t.co/nCu33bKa0CHEY HEY HEY HEY https://t.co/vcmqmSfMubIf you like to be casually destroyed while walking around, head to Battery Park City in NYC and happen across this. https://t.co/uhyhpH1Vvp
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9/27
2020
Me six months into quarantine https://t.co/oXcyxM7ITK @ElaDarling THE STRESS VAPING IS SO REALIt's not an 'S'. On my world, it means 'hope' https://t.co/pTV5nykiQB
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @valhallabckgirl Missed connection: you were a dolphin and I was also a dolphin. https://t.co/SvVtp4W3iW @carlylane https://t.co/qMEBcGgU73 @TheSpencerPerry We cannot speak of the thing Spencer. Certainly not on the computers. https://t.co/7ax1V0maT4The best insult I’ve ever heard was from Mystery Science Theater 3000 and it was “well he was hastily put together wasn’t he.”
9/26
2020
@MsEmilyEdwards AHHHH THE FLUFFThis makeup tutorial shows you how to perfect Batman's smokey eye. If crime-fighting doesn't pan out, Bruce Wayne… https://t.co/fXXa6CecOM
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @courtenlow Arent your kids both autistic also?? When are allistics gonna learn we eat 5 things and God decides tho… https://t.co/pHPDBHEMXT
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @RainbowNanaki Ugh and people in her comments like "well I'm not *talking* about autistic kids." https://t.co/Fb872XjNT7 @TheSpencerPerry https://t.co/9RMGzt9Pk2This is very specific and very stupid and I too am these things.Michael Myers waking up at the beginning of Halloween 4 like https://t.co/afgrEQC40p"I've never eaten at McDonald's. What's it like? What do you even order there?" - people who grew up too rich and shouldn't be talking to me
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowIt’s amazing how much you can love your children despite the fact the only pizza they like is Papa Johns.Parenting is just existing in survival mode for as long as you can WE ARE ALL DOING OUR BEST.Think I’m wasting money on these smol ingrates ordering off the adult menu? In this economy?!My daughter just wants her Olive Garden meatballs and a small cup of grapes MIND YOUR BUSINESS.Honestly the thing worse than that tweet is the replies like *adjusts monocle* “it’s true, MY child eats everything… https://t.co/TTYPsfQoUEJoe Biden was my sixth choice and I’m still gonna vote for him at dawn.
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowMake a PLAN to vote! BUY a trench coat! Buy a HAT! Recruit TWO OTHER CHILDREN! Draw STUBBLE with a stolen EYEBROW P… https://t.co/GYOgRBi7Vg
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowCan you believe The X-Files had the gall to think Gillian Anderson was going to age like this https://t.co/DFFg0oTqZn
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowAlso damn @littlemae7789! The HAIR!I legit miss that part in the show where @brentalfloss and @travismcelroy would talk video games and I’d just check… https://t.co/oAcvsM2zp4Early aughts Court never met a tank top she couldn’t layer. https://t.co/eGwvl1Xemq @TheAVClub lolllll thank you @allisonshoe for bringing my beauty expertise to the massesYou, too, can be vengeance with this Robert-Pattinson-as-Batman smokey eye tutorial https://t.co/UbR8MmUNH7
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowMondays are sushi nights and she will eat a philly roll and some of my spicy tuna and he will eat “pop stickers” an… https://t.co/764nAxcgzN @thatsmrsnyder Jules will only eat grilled cheese at my parents’ house. She refuses anywhere else despite me using… https://t.co/d2GivW8PrF @katrinavchapman My little brother lived on plain mashed potatoes and pizza with the toppings removed (it had to be… https://t.co/59maUJ0BpA @carlylane One day I sent her to school with yogurt instead of the literal same lunch I have sent her with every da… https://t.co/ASr5xp7rZuMy 5yo will eat anything and will also simultaneously only eat cheese sticks and cold hot dogs. THEY ARE NOT REAL P… https://t.co/aYDSIMgH7HMy 8yo subsists entirely on berries and Ritz crackers. I JUST got her to eat a damn vegetable every day and it’s li… https://t.co/htqzNRycN0 @MrPaulBae "Personal responsibility" https://t.co/BB1tr9BWx2 @rileyjsilverman I just want wine that makes me feel like I can commune with the spirits and call the corners but a… https://t.co/PUHa525d7H @rileyjsilverman The ONLY time it’s burned me is this Syrah called Spellbound that tastes like jammy dog shit but t… https://t.co/y0w2xLTvdDjoji, fleet foxes, & sufjan stevens all releasing new albums in the same week https://t.co/Pujjysg3RL
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI honestly appreciate the lowkey "blame Canada" energy here. https://t.co/t3Yj0qIcPiSome personal news: I’m a beauty vlogger now. 💅 https://t.co/jfFIGk0AnK
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @writer_anthony https://t.co/ubQx2YVOKUWhat journalism award can I win for referring to the end of The Last Jedi as a "salty red nephew fight" because I accept.Happy birthday to @HamillHimself our favorite mean-mugging soft boy in all of space. https://t.co/zzqrMfK8Ed @brentalfloss MY IMPACT @PostOpinions @AlyssaRosenberg This piece has everything ✅ A cis person likening civil rights to a partisan squabbl… https://t.co/zOnWd2agl7
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowCan we talk about the totally inept, sorry, shoddy, half-assed surveillance that led to Breonna Taylor’s murder? I’… https://t.co/K4QTpPQRgD
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowMy least favorite current movie trope is when the iconoclastic free spirit defiantly throws away their psych meds a… https://t.co/IqbWoXOTGr
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @jourdayen ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ thinking of you both.My Venn diagram. https://t.co/Ln4EcKuxekIT’S OUR TIME DOWN HERE https://t.co/tTUTTz8upy https://t.co/MopqF0AyK6Anyway if you like that subscribe to my Patreon for more bullshit like this. https://t.co/sIrQa4OVzz https://t.co/JITUzDbI71
9/25
2020
Empowered incompetence is so dangerous.
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowA fat woman on the cover of Vogue that's not in a coat or just her face? YESSSSSSSSSSS! https://t.co/MvGLs3JS9v
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @ElaDarling UGH THANK YOU MY LOVE, just some Benefit foundation and Tarte blush for THE NATURAL DEWY GLOW.me: we should do something with Batman’s eye makeup idk what but like maybe there’s something there? @courtenlow: https://t.co/9uTDCx917v
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowTHE OTHER THING ABOUT BATMAN IS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PARENTS - @courtenlow with scathing media commentary 😂😍
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @SYFYFANGRRLS @courtenlow Queen of vengeance.
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowSome personal news: I’m a beauty vlogger now. 💅 https://t.co/jfFIGk0AnKHorror is DEEPLY COMFORTING. https://t.co/oCx873FQouMust be nice to not internalize constant racial trauma during a pandemic and move through the work day like nothing… https://t.co/WZfSMYHONZ
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @runwithskizzers I didn't even correct or edit BECAUSE IT WAS TOO GOOD.I have been watching nothing but @JamesAJanisse's @deadmeatjames Kill Count videos and it is more soothing to me th… https://t.co/lvYKL8HZz1 @runwithskizzers https://t.co/LrcsATjtkMIn January 2019 I quit my job to write full-time and now a year and half later here I am with four projects out and… https://t.co/ANBVOC2foo
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @genova_ali Not yet but it definitely will be.Those Minnesota people burning their own house down like https://t.co/P4MZjT65lo"Nearly 500 generals, admirals and former national security officials from both parties endorsed former Vice Presid… https://t.co/oNhd1kj521
Retweeted by Courtney Enlowhttps://t.co/5VzYoiJ4Jq https://t.co/YMx58mVOhwNo one has ever spray-painted the "Anarchy" symbol and "Biden 2020" at the same time. Trump supporters: stop destr… https://t.co/Fh5ql9N29C
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowYou don’t have to be surprised to be disappointed. You can just be tired of being disappointed. Angry about it even. I know I am.
Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @runwithskizzers I Never Left. https://t.co/QulllDpEpd @AbeGoldfarb No I mean the preceding unfollow. @AbeGoldfarb I know it’s a weird automated thing but my actual HEART when I saw this refollow.Here’s the thing: I know YOU accept me. This is my first partner to accept and CELEBRATE me. As I am. WITH ZERO FET… https://t.co/Vntm2w9hPm @runwithskizzers @netflix (Real talk that’s your chosen one tomorrow yes?)He and the nice men who follow me, you're cool. THE OTHERS THOUGH... https://t.co/mprdjK2b7HToday in 1955, J.W. Milam & Roy Bryant acquitted of Emmett Till’s murder after a 67 min deliberation. One juror sai… https://t.co/BJOQQIoGi7
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHappy BiVisibility Day to my boyfriend who wished me a happy BiVisibility Day. https://t.co/sWnDX3RK0M @SuperYakiStuff @KristyPuchko We're gonna get matching ones and be twinsies next NYCC yes?Don’t ask black women for a godforsaken thing.
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowI don’t know if anyone unfollowed me because I don’t notice that kind of thing. ... ... 102 it was 102.
9/24
2020
Breonna Taylor should be alive today. This decision is a disgrace. We need accountability for the officers who… https://t.co/Q7o9DEpqsj
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowTrue justice for Breonna Taylor would mean that she would still be alive today. The fact that even accountability f… https://t.co/yvopnukFHH
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWe owe it to Breonna Taylor to do better. The Senate must take up and pass the comprehensive police reform policies… https://t.co/gj1IJnfFVA
Retweeted by Courtney EnlowBreonna’s life mattered. Breonna’s life still matters. She is not a meme, or a headline, or a hashtag...she was s… https://t.co/WoOpelb7h6
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9/23
2020

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