@sarahkcarlson The article is actually great! Iām talking about the dismissive screenshot with the caption āculture.ā
@MaraWilson My best friend used to talk about her grandmaās brownie recipe which was called that but I thought it wā¦
https://t.co/RYYp9TtVpOLike Jo March before me my eyebrows are my one beauty and they were done so dirty on that day.
@alonechark My next marriage will last because I WILL HAVE GOOD WEDDING BROWS.oh no, are you stuck in a cabinet
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowWe get along well, have two fancy children, AND I wore a pretty dress. Who can complain? (Me, I still donāt like my wedding day eyebrows.)Wow........
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHey the marriage didnāt make it but damn the dress was good.
https://t.co/8fx1uxqKx4 https://t.co/RpkURhEKj9There are lots of wild, terrible Phil Spector stories but the one that sticks in my mind is that one Christmas, wheā¦
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowOne was named Petty and her belly dragged the floor. My great-aunt Susie had Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome and every timā¦
https://t.co/eCM7X2Z5WSThe only thing I know about dachshunds is that my great-grandma had a bunch and they are now forever associated witā¦
https://t.co/DO3FZtY1yG @sfchronicle @TonyBravoSF So, serious question, was it him or his editor who said āit needs a girl one, whoās a girā¦
https://t.co/FA5f6cTzA6Oops I said it into a mirror three times and one appeared behind me.*whispers the words āwandavision has a lynchian qualityā*
Film twitter bros:
https://t.co/r02eKWeyjzI'm probably so aggressively protective of WandaVision because I'm quick to defend the artistic merits of superheroā¦
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Retweeted by Courtney Enlow @brettwhite It feels like a show made for me but DEFINITELY a show made for you specifically.Itās wild that these people live-streamed themselves committing crimes and are shocked that they are being arrestedā¦
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowElizabeth Olsenās sad beautiful eyes are CULTURE.Wow this human is a lot. Let people have their bodegas and superheroes.
https://t.co/yZyneuTJI7Itās...thatās what culture is. Art and music and movies and books and TV shows about grief and gum stuck up in your guts. Smug asshole.š¶ Cheer up, sleepy Jean...
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowGod men are being EXHAUSTING about this show.
https://t.co/vQjX0hmyGwHey everyone Dan had a weird day. And NO it wasnāt me making him watch Beer Bad, he agrees itās great. But plz sendā¦
https://t.co/owfUlrDIi4Hey, I wanna see something:
RT this if you're a published author or other publishing professional who has, at someā¦
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Retweeted by Courtney EnlowHow I brag: āYou know VF senior writer
@jowrotethis really liked when I called Riley a clownshoe.ā
@wtflanksteak Holy shit heās so good.Also saying out to a human who has sex with you āoh Joss definitely did those overhead projector drawings, they looā¦
https://t.co/RC4kgm7MyGBeing a nerd means being like āof course that Gentleman is Doug Jones, look at his fingersā like a real fuckin creep. #
BuffyTheVampireSlayer @DestinyDreadful @AlishaGrauso It made me think he would have been a really good Doctor.
@pHeNoM106 This whole cast is just SO GOOD.
https://t.co/Myd2aFg3nHJust thinking about unexpected master of slapstick physical comedy Paul Bettany. #
WandaVision https://t.co/Kx5gjfJ8Bb @jules_su I both trust youāre right and also do not believe you.
@sadydoyle This is the only fanfic take worth reading on this eve.
@KristySwansonXO I mean ok, you have zero lines in one of them, your part could have been played by a festive chair.