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@RawBeautyKristi It’s hard, but it’s so much more than “never sleeping again.” When your little one can’t seem to s… https://t.co/hHVKCVa6Ty @aIexandria_nk But are any of them as good as all too well from Red??? I’m too scared to listen bc nothing will beat that album for me
7/31
2020
@SsssamanthaaMUA I was in kindergarten, and I had to use the restroom really bad so I raised my hand to ask the tea… https://t.co/9v0BIDs2ag
7/4
2020
I made these 😍 I can’t get over how perfect my babies are. I’m so ready to bring them home! https://t.co/9KUyK7s6UR
5/17
2020
@oliviaday_13 Ugh I hate it so much... It’s seriously the worst feeling. That poor baby!
4/30
2020
@RabonPWilson Seriously! I’m over here struggling to get out of bed, and he has the audacity complain 😂 at least he… https://t.co/cjiMK3p6w2 @RabonPWilson Jordan has been complaining about his back hurting.... I can’t help but laugh at him 😅 @whitneyabanks_ thanks babe ❤️❤️😭😭😭 the best girl. miss her so much https://t.co/HITAhbSYF4
4/29
2020
Target, I love you... but the only notification I need from you right now is the one letting me know the curtain ro… https://t.co/cNr27bmjyK
4/24
2020
I’m on the last season of Gossip Girl, and I’m struggling to finish it. It’s not that I hate it, but... I hate it 🥴… https://t.co/nNLQhVPT5d
4/23
2020
Yah I’m gonna need a do-over on this entire year. I send it back. https://t.co/1FEsJ6YvM5
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4/22
2020
I just started crying because I thought about the time my @dominos pizza account was hacked, and the hacker used al… https://t.co/OcLdvGaWWi
4/8
2020
It had to be done. #BackstreetBoys #BrooklynNineNine https://t.co/d4EXSEL8eB
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3/30
2020
@SsssamanthaaMUA BBQ pork stuffed potato.... with extra cheese, ranch, and white bbq sauce. Don’t judge. I’m pregnant 🤷🏻‍♀️
3/28
2020
i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king https://t.co/2TBRf9znJW
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3/24
2020
I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures w… https://t.co/eeHG3V6lfW
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3/19
2020
#ParksandRec characters during the corona virus. a thread:
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3/11
2020
Lol this will be me https://t.co/wa0p5grU2Q
3/7
2020
@LaurenBruce11 Still on season 1, and I’m starting to like him lol I don’t find him attractive yet, but he’s growing on me! @_lesagna I’m still on season 1, and I’m starting to like him 😂 he’s still not that cute to me, but I don’t hate him anymore lol
2/29
2020
Quinn’s nicknames are Quinnifer Lopez, Quinneth Paltrow, and Lizard lol https://t.co/MJLZpPHUdD
2/28
2020
I started watching Gossip Girl the other day, and the music in it is so good/cringey.... takes me back to 7th grade… https://t.co/HAgkvfkHvlQuestion: do you know what today is? Answer: it’s my favorite day of the year. That’s right folks... today is… https://t.co/dUhjv5XVod
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2/27
2020
“I, like, aDoRe you.” So cringey 🥴🤢 https://t.co/Z3CadvOGlR
2/21
2020
I’ve tried all of the flavored coffee creamers there are, but nothing can beat a lil bit of sugar and heavy cream. #itsdecafmindyabusiness
2/20
2020
@aIexandria_nk Truffle will never be replaced. It’s my go to... for life.
2/19
2020
Me: The bachelor is so ridiculous. How can people take this serious? Everything is so staged and corny. Me every… https://t.co/xeMPzEUDda
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2/18
2020
@prattprattpratt Fixed it https://t.co/tLQbyBu8o6
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2/8
2020
Which Tammy do you dislike more? #thewo0o0orst https://t.co/trJWWDICeb
2/6
2020
Another thing.... I’m always hungry https://t.co/Z4QJJVzjKBThe day I found out I was pregnant: OMG I can’t wait to have a bUmP!!! 20 weeks pregnant with twins: Lol I love y’… https://t.co/pYq7fFB4Ca
2/1
2020
@jordan_noles Can’t complain. That just means more Taco Bell 🌮 @jordan_noles Same 🙂
1/20
2020
Or Jack, for short. https://t.co/Fj4GHQ7oXV
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1/15
2020
@pandaaa24 Come to Huntsville https://t.co/ivlXhVknbfWhat I get to look forward to.... x2 😂😂 https://t.co/VtlVzUWmo6
1/9
2019
@hkt2012 I tried to like both, but they taste like poison so it’s a no from me
12/23
2019
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/qKuR9pu9ze
12/17
2019
@courtneyjstatum Well, we hope it was still worth the drive, Courtney. 😅😅
Retweeted by Courtney Jones ❂ @Walmart It definitely was 😂 we will definitely be back.... at the right location, of course.
12/6
2019
@FoggTrent_SS I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s just for groceries @FoggTrent_SS Yep, you just order and pay for everything online then choose a pick up time for the next day. It’s g… https://t.co/45317WOAhWWe tried the Walmart pickup for the first time tonight because, ya know, it’s convenient. Walmart is less than a mi… https://t.co/qBc1agjZoG
12/5
2019
when Tua went down https://t.co/2OMRcqUdbK
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11/17
2019
No matter what comes next, Tua Tagovailoa gave us the MOST ICONIC play in the history of the College Football Playo… https://t.co/3lpJWEfRTZ
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11/16
2019
Jordan just bought a new tv, but it wouldn’t fit in his car. He had to call Uber XL to get it home 😂 somebody by hi… https://t.co/XqaBJ6Y44o
11/15
2019
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year! 🎶 https://t.co/NVfSWJKLeC
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10/2
2019
@pandaaa24 You’re so welcome! I know it doesn’t say how the pup is doing right this second (cuz I wanna know that),… https://t.co/hrVsfXDmXB @pandaaa24 https://t.co/u030rouzEI
9/2
2019
There was a couple brought up to the stage this morning to speak about small groups, and their names were Rusty and… https://t.co/OHkUjZqzIc
9/1
2019
Probably my husband 🤢 https://t.co/K45GWd2IdW
8/29
2019
Y'all spend $100+ on lash extensions??? LMFAOOOOOOO https://t.co/wQFPn5PrVF
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8/25
2019
Nope. Don’t read the replies to this. I wasn’t expecting to cry this much at 5:32 on a Friday evening https://t.co/y3VQiSW7pD
8/23
2019
It’s sad to think that one day we logged off webkinz and just never logged back on...
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8/22
2019
Tux and Flipper walked so these little guys could run. 💚 https://t.co/xOXd4H9W9Z
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8/12
2019
My girl on the Sims is pregnant with her 3rd baby, my oldest just turned into a teenager, and my youngest refuses h… https://t.co/uG384xMsfv
8/11
2019
Jk I cried even moreJordan said no to going to @JohnMayer tonight so I’ve been bummed. I just saw that Chris Stapleton showed up to per… https://t.co/Rcpa7mwHnG
8/9
2019
Unhealthily checking Ticketmaster every few hours to see if any @JohnMayer tickets go down in price. I swear I will… https://t.co/E0D4nl6c1O
8/6
2019
@JoshMikkel https://t.co/U6EO5ON4cp
8/5
2019
@btwigg_ @JohnMayer Same... I was begging Jordan for tickets, but they are so expensive 😭 not even fair
8/3
2019
Is this from the movie Megamind? https://t.co/SYFAmG1pmr
7/31
2019
#GIVEAWAY In honor of launching our new Vitamin C Elixir we are giving away all our serums to 3 lucky winners!… https://t.co/i7PpfVlFkX
Retweeted by Courtney Jones ❂“Um escuse me Ariel... I hava question for you.... is that your flounder?” https://t.co/uDhx2sujQ9
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7/25
2019
how do i delete a video of me off the internet https://t.co/27omW7O1vB
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7/21
2019
Let’s do this 🐈🕺🏻 https://t.co/W9uS1MKt3d
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7/20
2019
Just watched @itsbl0ndie’s labor & delivery vlogs, and I am sobbing 😭 such a precious little family!! #ineedababynow
7/19
2019
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Retweeted by Courtney Jones ❂I’m gonna go out on a limb here (and pretend I was actually there) and say this was one of the most beautiful weddi… https://t.co/01pzdWFW71 @kfizz09 Yep. I cried like a baby. Jordan just started season 3 so I, like a dumbass, am going to rewatch it with him. @jasmynlancaster Happens to me all the time 🙄
7/15
2019
@TerenMabry Her top lip always gets stuck under he bottom lip, and I think it’s the funniest thing ever https://t.co/2RS95SliO8
7/14
2019
@MacyB1 I was just telling my friend at work about this video yesterday 😂
7/11
2019
Can’t wait for all u annoying crackhead clout chasers to go to jail https://t.co/R34Qv3iZc3
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7/5
2019
@aIexandria_nk Wtf are we supposed to do.... dodge the sun??? Dear lord 🙄
7/2
2019
Get @JohnMayer in the UFC https://t.co/a1XiK8daEY
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7/1
2019
It doesn’t even matter... https://t.co/mQ8Se4Ek9j
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6/28
2019
@spann view from Pat Mors Cottage this morning... Finny, Ireland. My last morning here! https://t.co/imvBnKI6zU
6/19
2019
@LairdWesley @shawheel @spann Yep we hiked the entire trail too! It was amazing! Definitely worth the exhaustion lol.BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I’LL HELP YA FIND IT https://t.co/ag7E4miHBT
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6/18
2019
@spann Cliffs of Moher in Ireland. https://t.co/IcJW4pYsJp
6/17
2019
him: *im outside* https://t.co/9zsdkqsbIo
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6/16
2019
@RawBeautyKristi Not really a meme, but kinda https://t.co/cNAPyV8A0l#NewProfilePic https://t.co/wGPxoHXBMN
6/14
2019
What just happened? I feel lost #GoT
5/20
2019
@sethlancaster_ Exactly. With Jordan and Chris Pratt I basically get 2 Chris Pratt’s. One is Parks N Rec Chris and… https://t.co/aq4FNxbYhk @sethlancaster_ I think the same thing about Chris Pratt. Katherine who??? He would just have to deal with the fact… https://t.co/hoZHdfJXoj
5/16
2019
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy #gameofthrones https://t.co/FAz9BzKfAW
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5/7
2019
name a better duo than Jon and Sam... I’ll wait. #GoT #bffgoals
5/6
2019
I’ve been doing my body good by working out and eating clean so I was excited to see the progress for week 4.... we… https://t.co/eK91exC6LS
5/3
2019
John Mayer as Subarus, a thread. https://t.co/fE4K4AJDsR
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4/30
2019
Season 8 episode 2 spoilers without content!! #GameOfThrones https://t.co/I4AxV35TZc
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4/23
2019

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