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Designer 🎨 // Creative Director 👨‍🎨 // Owner of way too many bikes 🚴 // A wretch in need of grace 🙏🏻 // He/Him

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Joined Twitter 7/22/08


Turns out, Trump’s target to pay for the wall isn’t Mexico. It’s Wisconsin. https://t.co/1f4TN9ogsJ
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2/18
2020
@jemaleddin MC Hammer - Have You Seen Her
2/14
2020
@KnivesOut Knives Out 2: Who Let the Knives Out?
2/12
2020
@MTFIII Creed, in an office prequel.
2/8
2020
@jemaleddin Warren
2/6
2020
I'm officially going to give Warren another look, given that she's the only candidate to come out of Iowa not acting like a damn fool.
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2/5
2020
Spoiler: Google is Loretta.
2/3
2020
Me acknowledging the one dad on the playground climbing on the rope tower with his kids. *i hope they are his kids https://t.co/z0SgGFkXX5My vial of insulin is about the same price of a nintendo switch lmfao. Imagine having to buy a NINTENDO SWITCH ever… https://t.co/fRvYL8M7Up
Retweeted by Ryan JordanIncredible that in a world where the likes of Matt Gaetz (DUI), Jim Jordan (OSU scandal), Mitch McConnell (Merrick… https://t.co/WvXAZFLqu6Hi Ben, Wondering when you would speak up: "Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) managed to be even more timorous" ..."Lamar spe… https://t.co/1NIc9Q4U5S
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2/2
2020
I've watched this ad every day since it came out, and it does something to me every single time. Happy Black Histor… https://t.co/u9za0NCHTj
Retweeted by Ryan JordanCan’t believe this is on CBS. This guy @tonydokoupil is so good; such a light touch. Watch & RT. https://t.co/rGyanOATzZ
Retweeted by Ryan Jordan“Say hello to my little friend, Marco” right as he puts @marcorubio out of his self-righteous misery. #RIPGOPHe answers a concession call from @MarthaMcSally “yippe ki-ya Martha McSally” #RIPGOPAdam Schiff makes the initial call and he responds “I’m too old for this Schiff” #RIPGOPA John Wick style revenge movie, except he’s an exceptional campaign manager forced out of retirement to destroy th… https://t.co/iex2JTiQOc @lisamurkowski https://t.co/VkSTfnr5NcSomeone edited Wikipedia. https://t.co/J2yhfi1KuM
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2/1
2020
@lisamurkowski Pathetic. #ImpeachmentTrialShamWelp, I guess democracy is over. It was a good run. @senatemajldr #RIPGOPTwo senators from South Dakota will cast votes against witnesses and documents. They each represent 429,234 South… https://t.co/vC6svx9QTy
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1/31
2020
My son is 3. He negotiates over everything. Aggressively. He makes outrageous opening offers. He reopens settled… https://t.co/C4MeyhfQ5o
Retweeted by Ryan JordanIt’s literally impossible to remember the difference between arrivals and departures.
1/26
2020
the moment this officer knew he had met the final boss. https://t.co/piiLtqjrUw
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1/25
2020
Luke doesn’t use the force enough.
1/24
2020
Everyone knows the best way to treat cancer is to pretend like it’s not happening #GOPCoverup #ShamTrial @ConstlGovt @KevinTConnor I think you proved your point.
1/22
2020
this is excellent. kudos to the anonymous internet person who posted it and the facility implementing it. https://t.co/kfUKaqlXk5
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1/20
2020
@jemaleddin I’ve never seen that before. @jemaleddin who you got? @brodybond What would happen if this claim was true?"A calendar entry shows Parnas had a scheduled breakfast with Trump in New York on Sept. 26, even after the whistle… https://t.co/DK8ew6xbiq
Retweeted by Ryan JordanIf @HankAzaria is indeed no longer doing the voice of Apu, I do hope they keep the character & let a very talented… https://t.co/omeYW3bH97
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1/19
2020
@dangerding That’s an ominous looking cloud over death mountain.
1/13
2020
The story of the Iran nuclear deal is actually simply: Obama placed enormous sanctions on Iran that would only be… https://t.co/YiNfr1XXgP
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1/10
2020
It’s never been easier to become a billionaire, or harder to become a millionaire. My proposal for how to create… https://t.co/lbard2ym9U
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1/8
2020
"Graham has not had a town hall in South Carolina in well over two years. But you can find him on Fox News or golfi… https://t.co/Z5nrSqQLEe
Retweeted by Ryan JordanIt’s too early to give up on Elizabeth Warren. I get it. Many of us receive arguably panicky texts/emails from her… https://t.co/qPROiBrP09
Retweeted by Ryan JordanPeople who tell you to follow your passion are already rich. PBS @NewsHour #briefbutspectacularhttps://t.co/EqXg55G7V0
Retweeted by Ryan Jordan @baltimoresun Whoa
1/7
2020
It took a lot of smart people to pull this off. KNIVES OUT outgrossing THE RISE OF SKYWALKER in China is one of the… https://t.co/fcw57fZp7l
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1/5
2020
One thing I've learned in my lifetime is to not believe our government when it comes to matters of war. Johnson and… https://t.co/NWJUqmPTRP
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1/4
2020
There’s a reason our Constitution grants Congress the power to declare war: Every American may be intimately affect… https://t.co/tyMFB781hM
Retweeted by Ryan JordanTonight, you will see spineless cowards who never served a goddamn day in uniform wave a flag and cheer on the poss… https://t.co/V910zV7Erw
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1/3
2020
“Opioid deaths were about 85 percent higher among people of prime working age in counties where automotive assembly… https://t.co/LsQceB4L01
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1/2
2019
@brodybond #leftshark @brodybond Reunited @brodybond https://t.co/kIprPLnfBm
12/31
2019
HORRIFIC MAN!!!! 2 weeks!!!??? Are you kidding me. SMFH. I shed tears 😭 for the family involved. https://t.co/759Dc1RLyo
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12/25
2019
Last week news broke that @RealDonaldTrump changed the rules to let pork processors include more pig crap, genitals… https://t.co/b7CQPhu913
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12/24
2019
@Olivianuzzi “And you will know them by their Vuit’s”
12/23
2019
Just a casual reminder that 60% of all wealth in America is inherited. “Pull yourself up by the bootstraps” is a sham.
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12/22
2019
My new hobby is taking graphs of economic data over time and indicating the year that Ronald Reagan was inaugurated… https://t.co/GtlF53HdKu
Retweeted by Ryan JordanThis week the House will vote on the impeachment of @realDonaldTrump. Our case is powerful and uncontradicted. But… https://t.co/5IOztnbtXZ
Retweeted by Ryan Jordan @PeteSouza Are they all waiting in line for a tailor to hem their pants?
12/17
2019
Not recognizing your blessings feeds into the dark side of capitalism and meritocracy: the notion that success is a… https://t.co/3eqjYjwqwQ
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12/15
2019
Being an adult is appreciating the way Descendants 2 final dance scene pays so much homage to Footloose prom. right?
12/3
2019
@KevinTConnor YOU CAN CONTROL THE VOLUME OF YOUR SNEEZE??!!?
11/27
2019
@aubrey_huff @BernieSanders @realDonaldTrump @NRA @WatchChad Murder to own the libs. Got it. @ChrisBensonCPA @TimLacock https://t.co/2HOXp8BYZ6
11/26
2019
Lifelong Republican quitting his party. Worth a read. https://t.co/tPDA8ONxNs
Retweeted by Ryan JordanIs white American evangelical Christianity in such a state of decadence that there's not at least a few in that com… https://t.co/MFPoJGmvBf
Retweeted by Ryan Jordan"A confidential White House review of President Trump’s decision to place a hold on military aid to Ukraine has tur… https://t.co/hSyviS6mY2
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11/25
2019
@jemaleddin This is exactly how I feel about NFL refs insulting my intelligence by measuring for a first down, down… https://t.co/yFIPmEMjSs @KevinTConnor @McDonalds *steak egg and cheese mcmuffin
11/24
2019
BREAKING: A gunman has opened fire in an Oklahoma Walmart. Oklahoma allows open carry and recently passed a permitl… https://t.co/DlzNk1PMbu
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11/18
2019
School shootings from 2009 to 2018: 🇬🇧 0 🇦🇷 0 🇳🇱 0 🇯🇵 0 🇮🇹 0 🇨🇭 0 🇦🇺 0 🇪🇸 0 🇬🇷 1 🇨🇳 1 🇰🇪 1 🇦🇿 1 🇩🇪 1 🇷🇺 1 🇪🇪 1 🇹🇷… https://t.co/6zt3aEF2Nv
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11/17
2019
@EliseStefanik 🤥 🤥 👖 🔥
11/16
2019
"He's joking." This is incredible. https://t.co/MfhdS4UrR9 https://t.co/DYFy1V1Q1a
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11/15
2019
As a 15-year-old opened fire inside his Santa Clarita high school - killing one student and injuring others -… https://t.co/0Dwt6dxFeB
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11/14
2019
FUN FACT: With a simple majority vote, the Senate could decide to make the vote on convicting Trump and removing h… https://t.co/OiganyC3iK
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11/13
2019
Remember when trump traveled to France to commemorate WWI but skipped out on visiting the cemetery for our fallen t… https://t.co/VCgNTsz6Yl
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11/12
2019
.@realDonaldTrump didn’t uphold his oath, but I intend to uphold mine. Serving in Congress and 20 years in the Na… https://t.co/6rjLx909c3
Retweeted by Ryan Jordanholy shit this ad https://t.co/QgA4Jt7CW8
Retweeted by Ryan JordanThe police stopped this man for eating a sandwich. How can anybody defend this? https://t.co/98neUGB1vi
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11/11
2019
If you look closely, you can see Lindsey Graham moving the goalposts in real time https://t.co/516FmzYXFP
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11/10
2019
@EricTrump Boo-urns! Boo-urns! https://t.co/HE8KwHldRz
11/3
2019
Let’s put this another way: $7 billion dollars is what Jeff Bezos makes in...Wait for it...about five weeks. https://t.co/XrPtmXaz4C
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11/2
2019
The embargo letter for DC Universe's new Harley Quinn series is *chefs kiss* https://t.co/gvVL1kDGZX
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10/31
2019
Holy shit this is hilarious and so so so depressing. https://t.co/XUifUoJKWf
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10/29
2019
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed an NBC News reporter — twice — leaving long voicemail messages in which he's heard discu… https://t.co/K5dxM5TMdH
Retweeted by Ryan JordanOpinion: Lickspittle Lindsey’s week of walk-backs https://t.co/408TDC95ei
Retweeted by Ryan JordanWhy does he do it? Why has Lindsey Graham become so shamefully servile to Trump? It’s an awful sight: a man who deb… https://t.co/VOqvwiA8TB
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10/25
2019
It would be a much needed learning opportunity for the Senior Senator from South Carolina. https://t.co/Yw2pBB41lq
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10/23
2019
This is a really important point that @ewarren is making: the ultra-rich make their money off accumulated wealth no… https://t.co/mJieXRqEjP
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10/16
2019
@KevinTConnor Steve!
10/15
2019
This Elizabeth Warren answer was quite a moment at CNN #EqualityTownHall https://t.co/ThpI7YSO8M
Retweeted by Ryan JordanSmall agency of the year! Whut?! #mmmawards https://t.co/gfF0oLrC8o
10/11
2019
SHE WARNED US ABOUT EVERYTHING. Hillary Clinton in 2016: “Turkey is at war with the Kurds... If Turkey cuts off t… https://t.co/fBbJcJkE7c
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10/10
2019
.@DICKS CEO Ed Stack is an American hero: “I don't understand how somebody, with everything that's gone on, could a… https://t.co/EmXchUrJQt
Retweeted by Ryan JordanNever Forget. The Trump family was disallowed from operating ANY charity in the State of New York because they stol… https://t.co/6ZTDhBljGx
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10/6
2019
@jemaleddin It’s the Jacob’s Ladder of sexy adolescent-angst, vampire decapitation fantasies. @jemaleddin Talking to you about this the day after you saw it is one of my favorite memories. It’s a tour de force. @KevinTConnor @_nalini_ Nothing weird about it. Just facts about gnomes and trolls.
9/30
2019
"The president's daughter right now is having all sorts of copyrights granted in foreign countries; that doesn't al… https://t.co/RhXZ8xh0B9
Retweeted by Ryan JordanDaaaaaaamn. https://t.co/Ou0TOO3kH7
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9/29
2019

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