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identical twins with @sheathescholar | agent @tketner | senior features @The_Rumpus | he/they

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Joined Twitter 6/4/12


@JasonAChristian 👀👀👀 @KHandozo I should’ve invoiced him 😂 @ilanaslightly @britnidlc Y’all should move to Portland 😂 @danielallencox I wouldn’t usual share the garbage directed at me, but this was too ridiculous to pass up 🙄 @TessVelo 👀👀👀 @TessVelo He has a PhD!!!!!!!! How @mthpdx Truly! And so untalented!Who was gonna tell me that Tina Fey’s character’s full name was LISBON LEMONS, my mind is BLOWN 🍋🤯 https://t.co/N1wmca7NL7 @WendyJeanFox Ooh, that makes me so happy! Share a photo of your machine? @mattxschu You can’t fuck with quality 🖋💪🏼 @TessVelo ✅ chilly ✅ gorgeous ✅ unique Yeah, I think that checks out. @TessVelo Such a loser! @BCDreyer Your Fritz, your Fritz Is Lang my list 📽 @halosparkle The littlest! @k_ivertown Apparently! @melbee503 Have your people contact my people. @pfeil When I use it, it means, “You have my attention.”get in loser, we're betraying whiteness. https://t.co/lEzH6OcU0U
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @pfeil No, it’s a good call! I just posted screenshots.Feeling grateful today for one of the best pieces of writing advice I ever received (from the marvelous @crf_pdx):… https://t.co/zyqjWqPoys
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @meadwriter https://t.co/h3jYzipgC9https://t.co/EFe2YXgwKO https://t.co/GWHV9voKU2 @pfeil 👀👀👀 @WillsHorn Gettin prison fit in quarantine 💪🏼 @KristaDiamond It’s really good! @NoahWeatherton recommended it 🥰 @WillsHorn Right?? I’ve been mocked by better @imkaylischolz I would never wear pants like that! It’s a fucking hate crime @sireneatspoetry Always beautiful! @eve_ettinger @mxdarkwater Love to be famiss! @Liz_Prato Amen! @WillsHorn One would prefer to administer a few powerful blows to the face, but settled for an email—he can catch s… https://t.co/v11gO4lcYy @lilleallen I regret nothing! He was bullying a friend and I told him exactly what I think of him. I hope his [redacted] rots off. @Liz_Prato I think he lives on the east coast. His contact info is on the website and he's easy to find w/ a search engine. @superseer Some people will do anything for attention! @KristaDiamond The Water Knife is a 2015 science fiction novel by Paolo Bacigalupi that does this.Contact info for submissions is included at the top of the webpage. Feed the trolls at your own risk.Want to get published and featured in an unflattering cartoon? This racist transphobe will print your entire email… https://t.co/qRD0XOTkiL @JasonAChristian Oh my Gawddddd 😍😭 @JasonAChristian I am JEALOUS @agreer Much love to you 💜 @JasonAChristian It was solid dude-bros when he played here in Portland. Not a vampire cowboy in sight!“I’m not goth—I hate labels like that. I’m the fucking vampire cowboy.” —Nick Cave https://t.co/y0p4OnylYphills club? peaches, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1911 https://t.co/seSpmmdMOz
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️“Toss all your spices into the slow cooker. I can’t tell you how much of each spice to use; I don’t know how much y… https://t.co/0GLn1xYsE4
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @DavidNaimon @nytimes @wirecutter @doriechevlen @Tin_House @ursulaleguin She is such a light. Our Great Imaginarium of Portland, Oregon 💫 @DjPileggi I’d love to have you! It’s gonna be fun, no shaming, accessible.This one’s gonna be fun. (Plus, it’s less expensive than hiring a sensitivity reader!)Confusion is sex 🔥 https://t.co/FzdIuXBxZXKill yr idols 🔥 https://t.co/etK3MYVEoT @sheathescholar This is realigning my spinal discs ❄️I’m teaching a class about writing trans characters. Four sessions—we start next month! @CleaverMagazinehttps://t.co/ZxBQlIHGOb @addiebrook For you, I relent!Being trans is a calling. Being a dummy is a choice.
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @DjPileggi My answer is always “it depends.” I am a big proponent of hiring a sensitivity reader if you insist on w… https://t.co/44fTDKgJA9 @RaquelDesigns Yes that was me! A little bird told me @RosalieKnecht is working on book #3 but I want the series to go on forever 😍winter cheese apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1907 https://t.co/1bp1A1xdfc
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️What I want 2021 to be like: https://t.co/dmrxRH3hZF
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️They should be. https://t.co/3fmj9lDkVV
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @DjPileggi I think you answered your own question 😊Queerness and transness are holy expressions of divine creativity and possibility.
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️I screamed https://t.co/F3tN3IG0Lb
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️Vermeer So long as that woman from the Rijksmuseum in painted quiet and concentration keeps pouring milk day af… https://t.co/b3R1Xbl9GP
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️Cis people argue that being trans is “lifelong medication” then wear glasses dndjdk that act like being on HRT is… https://t.co/wNsZy49MNn
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️red sauce apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1930 https://t.co/MTdvOWQ86V
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️It was very helpful of Elliot Page to remind the world that trans people are under attack & to say unequivocally th… https://t.co/Nvn0oyicat
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @WillsHorn @britnidlc Yes and I will NOT be pigeonholed!!!!! @WillsHorn @britnidlc Mine always mention UFOs and conspiracy theories 🙄besides these all being white women with blonde + brown hair, the narrowness of gender presentation says a lot abt… https://t.co/NdokgGu9wP
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @kellybergin So passionate! So impulsive! @gayblackvet That’s what I’VE been saying! Yes!“Batman Returns” isn’t a movie set during Christmas; it’s a Christmas movie. I will die on this hill. https://t.co/acoyrwTvWD
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @FirstGentleman Die Yuppie Scum 🤘🏼Rocky in 3 Ninjas is trans 🥷🏼🏳️‍⚧️ https://t.co/TLHUaNQt4S @sheathescholar I love this SO much.Yes, same, whew 🌈 https://t.co/6Fb7AsweED @blktinabelcher @TaylorByas3 Ramona!!!!!! @blktinabelcher @TaylorByas3 Are these the ones we picked out together? @Madeline_Gobbo We love ghostwriters 👻I’m really fucking tired of parachute “journalists” dropping in on communities they know nothing about because it’s… https://t.co/1LpyPvmATiOutsider perspectives are wildly selfish and harmful to marginalized communities. Don’t frame it as some kind of hu… https://t.co/E6WVPIWGWSBefore you write about a marginalized community, ask yourself: ✅ am I a member of this group? ✅ is a member of the… https://t.co/Jl6R48EMsm @imkaylischolz Thank youuuu @stareenite https://t.co/XLzTA0YsdEMe: I’m practicing guitar. https://t.co/A6qBtYrK8W @AriDrennen That’s what I’VE been saying too! @eve_ettinger @WillsHorn ~seen~W H O M S T https://t.co/iS5SPDUZPj @jbakernyc https://t.co/LbuKbknjG0
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2020
@jbakernyc https://t.co/3QMcB5wpDu @jbakernyc I am not hitting refresh. I am not hitting refresh. I am not—georgia cling peaches, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1911 https://t.co/E1Yputmdhe
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️wow, nothing more powerful than some interracial love between a brunette white and a blonde white :,) https://t.co/XS8I4Sfbwd
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️ @fabulistpappas 👀👀👀It is remarkably difficult to concentrate after seeing a submission go to “in-progress” right before one’s eyes 😬Honestly, do white people even notice when everything is white? Do you all even get tired of seeing yourself everyw… https://t.co/Ma4fT418Gs
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️There's really just no flavor to this https://t.co/8LbDAlaOIZ
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️Carly Simon Place is scarcely a half mile from Aubrey Plaza and Glenn Close, you know.
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️alright folks are starting to slack a lil so here is a reminder that today is bandcamp friday where 100% of profits… https://t.co/2Aj1ssp5U0
Retweeted by Foster 🏳️‍⚧️I can't wait to read this! https://t.co/nNxanNRxjZ @eve_ettinger @MarieMyungOkLee Lil CD player!
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