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Just a person. Life’s weird.

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Joined Twitter 4/26/18


opened my fridge and thanked the apples for never giving up. you guys are just always in there waiting. and let me… https://t.co/niMW4QoTaM
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger
11/23
2020
As an adult I feel the necessity. https://t.co/j51Cr4EVyoGoing to take up running again. Successful way to imaginatively run away from my problems.Glancing at the election results every 3 minutes. Pretending I know how to believe in miracles.
11/4
2020
My tongue to my brain every time spicy food sounds like a good idea: https://t.co/Ro6KdvvW8n
10/31
2020
@smithsara79 https://t.co/8mX3UBUB5y
10/18
2020
@markedly Macaroni and cheese, potato salad, half a Reuben.
9/8
2020
It’s a good day to be a solar panel.
8/22
2020
@scooper1968 @sgresky 😂😂😂 @sgresky Their whole company is a false advertisement after this dealio as far as I’m concerned.Millennials are like “I might be fiscally irresponsible today and eat lunch”
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger @DRainsbergerii I can’t lie, I really loved that video.
8/5
2020
Not a single carrot in this mess. What’s up #greengiant ?? https://t.co/Fsad3Tu1dB
8/2
2020
I can’t tell if I’m suppose to be afraid of the big babies with guns who can’t stand a minor “injustice” for the go… https://t.co/UcwYWlGEt8
7/14
2020
#BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/OQg6977n5r
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger
6/6
2020
This is a PSA for therapy to stop ruining coloring. Now whenever I try to enjoy coloring, I’m three minutes in an… https://t.co/qBOAjePWMv
5/16
2020
@DRainsbergerii @jonlovett I was just thinking about this show!
5/5
2020
@DRainsbergerii Siri is literally the worst. The other day I asked her how to play rummy and she told me there was… https://t.co/RBUOyScAie
4/29
2020
man i would be so good at arguing if i could remember stuff
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger
4/27
2020
@DRainsbergerii @sgresky What’s the outside world like? @sgresky @DRainsbergerii Yeah it’s too bad I just ordered a new entertainment center.All right I get it, y’all are bored and stuck at home, but seriously stop ordering stuff you don’t need. You are ki… https://t.co/Rz1ahxTnC6
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger
4/17
2020
@MoreSeriousName Probably the best option. Nap first.I took a melatonin last night and today I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE/IMPLODE. I can’t tell if I’m insanely tired… https://t.co/BnsewyZN3q
4/16
2020
Can’t sleep? Have you tried Crying Until You’re Exhausted? With Crying Until You’re Exhausted you can tire yourself… https://t.co/5bASErJCVu
Retweeted by Crystal Rainsberger
3/31
2020
@DRainsbergerii Oh, LOTS. But I actually kind of enjoy it since grocery shopping has become almost a hobby of mine.… https://t.co/tgFuPPcZKu @DRainsbergerii I’ve been too scared to go this week. Before this, no.I picked the wrong time to try and be a Shipt shopper 😔Oops https://t.co/bD0UjvrRVz
3/13
2020
@DRainsbergerii Ug.
3/9
2020
The word Delightful really rubs me the wrong way.
3/8
2020
@DRainsbergerii Titty punch Tesla“I didn’t even see the Tesla and I took advantage of your titties”Just got approached at a rest stop “Hey Miss America was the rest stop clean enough for ya!?” No... no it wasn’t.
3/1
2020
@HannahKazam_ 😍Life is fair, humans aren’t.
2/26
2020
I had a dream last night that a Childish Gambino looking Trevor Noah kissed me on the cheek, so I’m carrying that h… https://t.co/h2fWf74kWe
2/21
2020
@DRainsbergerii Okay. Was going to be in pure shock. @DRainsbergerii You eat this? @DRainsbergerii Hahahaha yes. Luckily as a female I don’t have to worry about that type of approval from him 🙃
2/20
2020
@DRainsbergerii The parking here is treacherous! Super small spots and if you’re gone past 7:00 you are walking far @DRainsbergerii Well look at you! @DRainsbergerii Parallel parking- different story
2/18
2020
One of my personal dreams is that one day when I get out of my car after perfectly backing into a parking space, I… https://t.co/opEHtM3Iqe
2/17
2020
It’s the simple things in life I don’t understand. Why walk on the road when there’s a sidewalk? Probably the same… https://t.co/tksgQ721Md
2/11
2020
I’m glad Hulu decided for me what I was going to watch next, I typically look for 45 minutes and then give up and begin my depression.
2/9
2020
I HATE MATH. I know it’s great for so many things and it’s so important and blah blah blah, BUT I DON’T GET IT. 😔
2/8
2020
“Hell has to break loose before those emotions ever do.”
1/12
2018
All 3 of my pens died on one day #tragedy
10/11
2018
Nothing feels quite as permanent as Voicemail.
7/24
2018
If I get a job at one more place that describes it as “one big family,” I’m going to run away screaming.
7/1
2018
Don’t spend time on bad thoughts. They may very well be true, but don’t spend time on them. This is your one life.… https://t.co/n9IqzfiERF
6/24
2018
Woke up today feeling completely disconnected from myself. Ending the day feeling completely the opposite and very… https://t.co/Plab0dzrO0
6/23
2018
All the bad decisions I ever made was because of a boy. I’m beginning to rethink that.
6/16
2018
@sgresky They do. #ServalcatsWhy are doctors waiting rooms designed to make people feel like they are dying?
6/7
2018
Really think people just have anxiety because of increased sugar consumption 🤷‍♀️?
6/2
2018
Advice of the day: Don’t ask strangers their opinions on the apocalypse.
5/16
2018
@tim_recker Idk. Business sometimes pretends to understand science. #marketingschemesWhat people say- psychology is the lowest form of science. Truth: *Business is the lowest form of science.
5/14
2018
I need a nap 😩
5/9
2018
School is just the choice to be inconvenienced 100% of the time.
4/26
2018

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