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Technically, a writer. Works for the web, drinks coffee, runs on sunshine. I never usually do anything.

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Joined Twitter 2/15/13


Become a social butterfly with How to AMP! This week we're covering social button setup for your favorite platform… https://t.co/XDQpc2yOLm
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
5/16
2020
@rowan_m That outfit is 👌Loved the bit about positivity! 👏 https://t.co/pBfGGM7rBl
5/1
2020
@tiffatiel Thats real cute 🐣... let me visit sometime! ^_^
4/20
2020
My mom asking me to pose cuz I look cute on FaceTime. Thanks mom 🥰 https://t.co/PuHSeE5NE4 @samiswanderful Thank you! Definitely helped pay off my home loan :). Let me know if you want to come visit 🏝️💕🍊 ! @DotProto @yayalexisgay @justkelly_ok @CrystalOffScrpt It’s so correct I don’t even feel like I’m stuck in quarantine anymore.Already made the most glowy garland! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/1QBnSmlbUpWhat do I do with all the leftover eggs from bunny day? Eat them? Sell them? Tell me!!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNHhttps://t.co/TNttbPow04
4/13
2020
💕My island is almost presentable! Who wants to visit? I got 🍊!! https://t.co/HTGmZmifIy
4/10
2020
What do sandboxes🏖️ and placeholders🟦 have in common? iframes🖼️! Check out👀 the latest episode of How to AMP⚡️ - a… https://t.co/Ow4u8RvIR5
4/3
2020
@DotProto That’s definitely a type of impressive @_developit We’d make great neighbors.I get to hear and see 🎶Accordion Man👨 much more often now that I’m 💻WFH🏡. I want to love ✨anything💫 half✂️ as much… https://t.co/8dqWlLTXtXY’all, I’m totally bummed #salesforcetower is broken on the north side ☹️. https://t.co/5xJhPkWRrh
4/2
2020
Damn it. We’re over an hour into April Fool’s day and I haven’t heard COVID-19 shout “it was just a prank, bro!” I guess this is real. 😩
4/1
2020
Retweet for the knowledge and to spread love for the camping AMP guinea pigs 😍🏕️🐹⚡️ https://t.co/Ga2V7OlYV5Trump is legit bragging about his viewer ratings during the pandemic. He thinks we tune into the presidential brief… https://t.co/GHE3lrUQxJ
3/31
2020
@timneutkens @AMPhtml @Google @irisvanollefen Yasss, solidarity👯
3/28
2020
Women, after this, we must no longer accept tiny baby tech t-shirts. No. I demand oversized, comfy and long sleeved… https://t.co/OqV3Dcdve2 @JuanLizarazoG Impressive 👏👏👏Hey y’all, this sucks. But it’s not too bad... for an apocalypse. We still got internet and food delivery. There’s… https://t.co/LqTa7jmqk5
3/27
2020
Just optimistically purchased a "wind-and water-resistant" jacket🧥 . Guess you could say I'm feeling hopeful about the future☀️.
3/26
2020
@greghuet @AMPhtml Thanks for the request🙂! I've taken a note ✍️ and looking into what we can do!If March was an Office episode. https://t.co/sCCevRh60p
Retweeted by Crystal LambertOmg. Dead. 😂🤣 https://t.co/ULDmExWFt0 @united what is this nonsense? Basic Economy vs Economy? I love that paying extra for the basic Economy allows me t… https://t.co/J9Wx46v3vn
3/23
2020
@elbatoulm Thanks! Excited to hear that 🥰Hey hey! Never thought I'd hear my voice explaining cool code tricks - but here we are! Check out the first episode… https://t.co/H41wRxOuQJ
3/20
2020
Still technically a writer during the apocalypse. Today I wrote a bit on gratitude and how you can remain grateful… https://t.co/nHKVORGJxwLast week we announced our new How to AMP series to teach you all the cool 🤩 things you can do with #AMPhtml⚡. Have… https://t.co/5FrTVOWz2e
Retweeted by Crystal LambertDo the pet shelters need help? How can I help them? How many cats can I temporarily adopt?
3/18
2020
I just published The tone of the world has changed, and it sings COVID-19. https://t.co/rIAnTX8yEQ
3/17
2020
Hey friends, AMP raised the CSS limit🎉! And I co-authored a blog about it ✍️👯 https://t.co/2dMKmHCsG9
3/13
2020
@zachleat @AMPhtml @eleven_ty The carousel belongs at the top 🤦 Anyway, too bad that you're hating it so much - I… https://t.co/71kfeRt92e
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
3/12
2020
And they have a Twitter account! What a world 🤟💕 https://t.co/eEeaen9k4dToday, my photo was reposted on @instagram by a 124-year-old church. This is the world now. And it is beautiful.… https://t.co/78ZYlsKLVa
3/4
2020
I always wear my best business attire 👔for my business flights✈️ https://t.co/A3tXm3jog7
2/28
2020
Is it @burningman yet? https://t.co/8ZyBHYgtrc @ladyleet I have bookclub this weekend. We read poetry: Kingdom Animalia by @aracelisxgirmay
2/22
2020
🍎Can't wait to see ya'll there! 🎉 https://t.co/9rMeu0bO8Q
2/21
2020
He came back and I caught him!!!!!!! https://t.co/2kOuOQp2PT https://t.co/8LQUErQqaD
2/12
2020
@fellyph @AMPhtml 😍 Unfortunately I can't view the video, but I'm excited it's happening!
2/7
2020
@AmazonHelp Thank you @AmazonHelp! That is so much simpler and easier to remember than @netflix https://t.co/eXdXr3HFg5Is there an obvious and easy to remember URL for @PrimeVideo? I always have to Goole "Prime Video" to get to my account 😂
2/5
2020
@MegginKearney @felixarntz Will definitely check it out 🥰
1/23
2020
@felixarntz That's a level of hardcore I might never reach 😳. What about tips for running in cold places? 🥶Training for my first half marathon🏃‍♀️, I need everyone's playlist🎶 recommendations! Looking 👀 specifically at you, @felixarntz
1/22
2020
It amazes me what #technology🖱️ has done to #astrogy💫. I remember getting to flip to the page in my @seventeen maga… https://t.co/obvzx0HlEe
1/21
2020
The fact that @PrimeVideo has 30 Rock just... It just makes up for everything else wrong with it 😭😍
1/17
2020
I have to share this fitness hack🏋️‍♀️ from @TerryEdnacot, I've been thinking about it all week: Wear pants that ar… https://t.co/xa8Uqql7fI
1/10
2020
@cramforce I loveeeee mett 😋
1/8
2020
Someone is marching up and down my street playing @celinedion "My heart will go on" on their accordion 🎶. So... Gla… https://t.co/QD1eRozONs
1/6
2020
Guys! It's 2020! That's freaking incredible 😍🎆🎉. Happy New Year!
1/1
2019
Everyone's 10-year recaps inspired me to write a quick piece, "Growing the decade." It's a little silly, but life i… https://t.co/mL0FgDx4Zz
12/31
2019
Navigating San Francisco public transit on a rainy holiday Sunday is a game you're gonna lose... Then again, naviga… https://t.co/mNCHdFnGXE
12/29
2019
@pbakaus Why watt?2019 was an electric year! Thanks everyone for making the AMP community one I'm so excited to be apart of 💕🥰⚡️. Can… https://t.co/9EJ4hi9UPA @Uber @Uber_Support I'd still like to know the ansyto this #CustomerExperience question. Thank you! https://t.co/gfgKDZdAcg
12/20
2019
@DerekNonGeneric 😂"I didn't work this hard to keep working this hard."
12/14
2019
@westonruter @jeannyhaliman @iAlbMedina @TerryEdnacot @pbakaus @swissspidy This has been such a roller coaster for me 🎢😬 @westonruter @nainar92 @iAlbMedina @TerryEdnacot @jeannyhaliman @pbakaus @swissspidy I'm pretty sure I don't wear s… https://t.co/gFcysyplgC
12/11
2019
@iAlbMedina @TerryEdnacot @jeannyhaliman @pbakaus @swissspidy @westonruter Looking at this makes me concerned… https://t.co/MSgL5vkzJE
12/10
2019
Honestly can't believe I have to retweet again. Why can't I take a #jumpbike to North Beach? @Uber @Uber_Support https://t.co/vhlbQRNnlg
12/9
2019
I've asked this twice, days ago, and still no answer. @Uber @Uber_Support hello? Can you tell me please? https://t.co/xIeJGg2xHD
12/8
2019
@Uber @Uber_Support why can't you take jump bikes to North Beach? https://t.co/EUXz2rdYGX @Uber_Support why can't I take jump bikes to North Beach? https://t.co/YV3gfFAh4p
12/6
2019
Ya'll, it's the SECOND day of December! I do not remember November ending. I feel really emotional about it. 🤔🤦‍♀️😂😭 @appsforartists @sfmta_muni Yeah, definitely motivating me to get lights for my new bike. I didn't think of taking… https://t.co/xZEzkD18rx
12/2
2019
Well, the #12 was broken down long enough for the #10 arrive. So, today has been fun. I'm only going to be 45 minutes late.The bus is straight up broken. I want my $2.50 back.Actually, the whole bus seems broken. We haven't moved in >3 minutesTaking the #12 out of desperation and the backdoor isn't working. #SFMUNI y'all should be embarrassedI only pay for this in my taxes, and, you know, rely on it to get places on time. But really, it's no big deal 🙄Been standing at Broadway and Montgomery for 20 minutes waiting for the @sfmta_muni #10. Says it comes every 20 min… https://t.co/Q1DkWIJMfC
12/1
2019
@DotProto My ex once brag about how he was able to go shopping at Ikea with a previous GF without getting into a fi… https://t.co/HOJwTjkdxP
11/30
2019
Overhead in the office: Consensus does not matter in a dictatorship! 🙊😹
11/28
2019
@DotProto It looks it fell out of Grand Theft Auto III 😂On today's episode of Crystal's Crazy Commuter stories, aka CCC™, dude rolls a joint on @sfmta_muni bus line 1! https://t.co/Jz65X3GPNy
11/22
2019
Someone help me understand 🤔⁉️ I just saw a man get out of his car and punch👊 a gBus🚌 because it had the audacity t… https://t.co/DBXT31RYlA @benmorss @fellyph These look so great 😍! Looks like there's some incredible content here👏!
11/21
2019
@felixarntz Dude! 👏👏 We need to talk about you do this traveling and running thing. Freaking inspirational
11/17
2019
@TimvdLippe Lmao, that is totally great advice 😂‼️AMP⚡===Success💪‼️ https://t.co/WId6cNuVqC
11/16
2019
@iAlbMedina @felixarntz @westonruter @james_ozzie @swissspidy @TweetyThierry @jeannyhaliman Looks like it's gonna be a party😎😘😜
11/10
2019
@vjwang @LaurenJBuchman @mabouza @YasmineEvjen @Una @nlycskn @amcasari @patcorrea10 @anikiki00 @kwazrunner @Rubee__https://t.co/xpUJdzl5gN
11/9
2019
Shout out to @BoJackHorseman for normalizing man nannies 👶. Y'all are allowed to want to dedicate your time to rais… https://t.co/z6yYafW9I1
10/30
2019
@felixarntz Good for you! When I don't trust Maps I usually end up at the bottom of a pit...
10/27
2019
The future is bright, incredibly beautiful and sometimes frightening. https://t.co/bFT6B335CH
10/22
2019
@AdblockPlus @googlechrome Keeping things cool by blocking my toes from the cold 😉Y'all, I can't get over these @AdblockPlus socks🧦😍 the @googlechrome Extensions team brought back for me 😂🥰🤣 https://t.co/GMwY6rDZcl
10/21
2019
Taking your parents to @Google is a bit like being a parent: "Please don't wander too far!" "No, you can't touch th… https://t.co/AaZkQ1Lg2L
10/14
2019
@d_dasilva Np 😎! The amp-story-auto-ads component inserts ads that follow the AMPHTML ads spec - you can check out… https://t.co/jz7LwPxvXu
10/11
2019
@AMPhtml Technical Steering Committee talks about joining @openjsf! But the most exciting part is the constant… https://t.co/sUxPratL7i @d_dasilva Hey hey! The AMP implementation looks correct, but seems there is no ad being returned from the ad serve… https://t.co/R9MIT8eDaB
10/10
2019
@mmanisaiprasad @AMPhtml Haha, aww shucks, thanks for joining us 😄!!
10/9
2019
OMW to #AMPcs2019 in the #BigApple🍎! Can't wait to see all my favorite @AMPhtml contributors 😘! Hit me up if you wa… https://t.co/xiSzk4o2fJ
10/7
2019
@benmvp It's a few months past 27, not to out myself or anything 😅
10/6
2019
It's my 10,000th day alive🎊! I'm so grateful to have had every single one of them - together they add up to an amaz… https://t.co/VjiWB0kv0n
10/5
2019

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