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Technically, a writer. Works for the web, drinks coffee, I never usually do anything.

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Joined Twitter 2/15/13


Taking your parents to @Google is a bit like being a parent: "Please don't wander too far!" "No, you can't touch th… https://t.co/AaZkQ1Lg2L
10/14
2019
@d_dasilva Np 😎! The amp-story-auto-ads component inserts ads that follow the AMPHTML ads spec - you can check out… https://t.co/jz7LwPxvXu
10/11
2019
@AMPhtml Technical Steering Committee talks about joining @openjsf! But the most exciting part is the constant… https://t.co/sUxPratL7i @d_dasilva Hey hey! The AMP implementation looks correct, but seems there is no ad being returned from the ad serve… https://t.co/R9MIT8eDaB
10/10
2019
@mmanisaiprasad @AMPhtml Haha, aww shucks, thanks for joining us 😄!!
10/9
2019
OMW to #AMPcs2019 in the #BigApple🍎! Can't wait to see all my favorite @AMPhtml contributors 😘! Hit me up if you wa… https://t.co/xiSzk4o2fJ
10/7
2019
@benmvp It's a few months past 27, not to out myself or anything 😅
10/6
2019
It's my 10,000th day alive🎊! I'm so grateful to have had every single one of them - together they add up to an amaz… https://t.co/VjiWB0kv0n
10/5
2019
Here lies Crystal. She was REALLY funny and cute 😍😂😍😂😍😂. https://t.co/zySZRc6Co8
10/1
2019
@timneutkens @SFBARTable I feel like I'd almost be sad without it 😂. Just like the TARDIS is the sound of the unive… https://t.co/TaQdF0GbTxNew @SFBARTable is so clean and fancy ✨👏! Still screams in the tunnel though 📣 https://t.co/4HhRUvpXUJ
9/29
2019
@DotProto Compromise with a fanny pack 😁 @DotProto Do not wear those pants! 😬 @DotProto I have specific travel pants! They're comfy and have pockets deep enough to hold my phone, passport and a full-sized water bottle. @Taytus @felixarntz @sebabenz Aww thanks! It's my favorite spot in the whole city 🥰. Reminds me how beautiful and f… https://t.co/yL54LBBFr2Day 7 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/zpymvT4X31
9/25
2019
Day 6 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/M0nqxSnVod
9/24
2019
Day 5 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/NOIlN6URzD
9/22
2019
Day 4 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/5vOLldpWUADay 3 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/llBamEXIEi
9/21
2019
Day 2 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/HpsQ1LX4Or
9/20
2019
Day 1 of 7 #photos of my #life. The rules: no people, no explanations, and challenge one new person each day to do… https://t.co/8FboLNYIAR @felixarntz @CaroleOlinger Ooh! Bring it 😉
9/18
2019
Played a game at a bridal shower that ended with me winning a bunch of fake engagement rings. So, hit me up fellow… https://t.co/1SjWZ0C76B
9/15
2019
Omg, @instagram has the #Googleplex labeled as a restaurant 😂🤣! So wrong and so accurate at the same time https://t.co/G1Xg6qs4ZJ
9/13
2019
@chutkat @shadowfiles So adorable and sad 😍😭
9/12
2019
@Taytus Thanks so much, can't say how much I appreciate it 🥰 @kaycebasques Thanks so much for reading 😊 @kristoferbaxter Thanks for reading 🥰. I don't know who needs to read this, but I hope they know who they are when… https://t.co/GsuYA2vsxtHey friends, I wrote another thing. This one is a bit more personal - it's about trying, and failing, to balance a… https://t.co/CQy8xWUZHU
9/11
2019
@thedjmichaelj @KITKAT Well, it's 9pm and I'm eating KitKats instead of brushing my teeth 😅
9/10
2019
Keeping your toothbrush and @KITKAT in the same drawer is just setting the stage for failure.
9/9
2019
Sometimes the truth is better than fiction 😂 https://t.co/5m0gax5dZc
9/6
2019
#Cattember 2 is a tiny story about two Siamese cats who are best friends. https://t.co/T4S1Hfm0jU
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
9/3
2019
Finally got a refund but @uber and @Uber_Support are missing the point! My driver refused to let me into his car -… https://t.co/GArrklbZpM @Uber_Support Sent it and still waiting. This should have been resolved hours ago. I'm incredibly frustrated with… https://t.co/UGHhivFDo0 @Uber_Support @CiciRenaeWoods I would also like to talk to someone. My issue is being ignored. @Uber almost $10 to take me nowhere. Where is my @Uber_Support? I deserve a refund for being charged to go nowhere.Look at how close this is - @Uber never picked me up and the driver hit "trip complete" instead of cancelling. This… https://t.co/Egku7OmAvH @Uber @Uber_Support do your agents even read support issues? I was denied a refund for a ride when my driver refuse… https://t.co/a9FOQqemNx
8/25
2019
@nainar92 @FilipStanis 😂😂😂Technically a speaker at #BrazilJS19 😅 https://t.co/jGBinxkUvVI j̵u̵s̵t̵ wrote the docs! https://t.co/XvjMX5JdqC @timneutkens @AMPhtml @kristoferbaxter @cramforce @torch2424 Awww shucks 😅! I just wrote the docs! @nainar92 PM'd this to success
8/22
2019
@leutherios @AMPhtml 🐟🐠🐡😅🤣Hey y'all, I had to land in São Paulo and see that the sky was indeed black to learn about this. We should all be v… https://t.co/ljZZU8GSOO
8/21
2019
Was a pleasure to share the stage with @benmorss, @CrystalOnScript and @caiotomazelli talking about @AMPhtml in São… https://t.co/NQUHZB2XBS
Retweeted by Crystal LambertHopefully we get some contributions 🥰📝🙌 https://t.co/FLQvwna93E @ale_borba @AMPhtml We are! Then Porto Alegre on Thursday!We're here in #Brazil🇧🇷! Talking about @AMPhtml - answering questions and listening to success stories! Feeling lot… https://t.co/u4Lah1uUy3
8/20
2019
"The good old time." If it's not current, it's old times, and if they weren't bad, they're good. @egoncalvesbr @benmorss @braziljs @FilipStanis @caiotomazelli @talitapagani Yasss!! 🥳Can't wait to meet everyone! 😄🇧🇷🎉 https://t.co/Qe4N3RcXkw
8/15
2019
@Taytus @benmorss Aww I though so too ☺️! Big thanks to @uskay and Anna for making them possible! 👘🎉 @benmorss I've spent a lot of time counting socks tonight, emoji and cotton. @benmorss I counted 72! I got swag swagger 😎 https://t.co/Up5XcUkxTo
8/14
2019
Theres a guy in my office with a bell on his bag and I swear it sounds like a dog collar. I've never been so angry… https://t.co/bX03cLU7Pi @Google why is my #pixel3 crashing @Spotify every time I open my camera app? Wut?!
8/13
2019
@cramforce It's literally impossible to have enough butter.
8/11
2019
@ManciniRA @KimekoM @OzoGrande @Petecertified @andrewomartinez @lunettacaleb @emalvarenga10 @AlexVReportinghttps://t.co/bMHSc00yIX
8/9
2019
@oshifekoopeoluw I appreciate your optimism, but we can't wait for that. Americans need to take control.All of my country's flags are at half mast. We are a nation in a constant state of mourning. Freedom should enable… https://t.co/Vo5PBfezDU
8/8
2019
🛠️ AMP validator now supports server-side-rendered AMP ⚡, speeding up FCP by up to 50%! See how to get started: https://t.co/szgnjt4eQ4
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
8/7
2019
Google, I do not own a car. Also it's Sunday. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/ziYwAlcOpo @AshleyRoboto Lol girl, I love this 😂. @joviowl I would cancel plans with myself for you 😘
8/4
2019
Had two separate plans fall through today. But that's okay! I don't get much time to myself. And I'm awesome.Turns out my incredible co-host is also an extraordinary dancer 🤩🕺! My ❤️ misses 🇯🇵! https://t.co/HpgnTk0RAg @uskay Ahh, wish I was there!! 😍😘
8/3
2019
Observation on viewership vs readership: everyone has to look at the terms and conditions, but no one actually read… https://t.co/O8yromJTHt😂🤣 https://t.co/kMutj8av39
7/31
2019
@torch2424 Excited I'll keep seeing you homie 🥰
7/29
2019
@torch2424 You're an incredible human @torch2424 😂🤣♥️♥️
7/19
2019
All voices in your country, your industry, and your home matter. It's their country, their industry, and their home… https://t.co/vcABo3QUgCIf I don't like something I'm not sitting and complaining, I'm opening up the conversation. I'm bringing solutions… https://t.co/wkPAeVzksvI'm so tired of hearing "if you don't like it, leave." Just because something works for a portion of the population… https://t.co/3x6jFg4AOu
7/16
2019
🚨 Applications for this year's ⚡️ AMP Contributor Summit ⚡️ are now open! On October 8-10 in NYC 🗽, meet other A… https://t.co/kgI2hiKdWf
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
7/11
2019
@rands Omg. Hits the nail on the head - or maybe it clicks the radio button? That was fantastically frustratingly fun.
7/5
2019
@YouTubeTV If really want me to give the free trial a shot, the popup needs to show during the ad. Theres no way I'… https://t.co/EE8u8TOV2W
7/4
2019
I can't wait for the 20 miles of new protected bike lanes that @LondonBreed has promised. Here's my day of attempti… https://t.co/FZkyce5ocX
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
6/29
2019
@benmorss @cramforce Haha, I know your list is about a mile longer!! 😅 @sebabenz Anytime! It was my pleasure 😄 @appsforartists This is so sweet, many hugs when I'm back in SF 🥰!! @MegginKearney 🥰🥰🥰
6/26
2019
@timneutkens So glad we got to connect! Looking forward to the next time! Maybe with ice cream🍦🍧🍨?! @dalmaer 🎤Just having the time of my life🎶😉 @torch2424 Thanks homie 😄👊! @isethu Aww thanks so much for reading 🥰! @yoavweiss Da'www thanks! 😁 @cramforce Hahaha, unintentional side effect 😅 @FilipStanis Hey, thanks 😊Hey friends, it's my first Googleversary! 🥳🍾🎉 I wrote a blog post with some thoughts: You don't have to be the best… https://t.co/GYVApEkrdR
6/25
2019
@cramforce Finally someone said it! 😌
6/15
2019
@benmvp It depends! If I'm eating it right away, definitely jelly. But if you're traveling with it, peanut butter o… https://t.co/RRj71EPhIT
6/9
2019
#suddenlyKris @kristoferbaxter prepping for the upcoming @AMPhtml Roadshow in Berlin. Not featured… https://t.co/5DQNhhJEqc
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
6/4
2019
SAME! https://t.co/6wb8xFU2IY
6/2
2019
At #CSSConfEU or #JSConfEU this weekend 🇩🇪? Come say hi 👋 to @CrystalOnScript and me at the @AMPhtml booth! You may… https://t.co/pZK3h3dbRI
Retweeted by Crystal Lambert
5/31
2019
I've been in #Berlin🇩🇪 for about 5 seconds and I can already tell everyone is way cooler😎 than me 🤓. Looking forwar… https://t.co/Xv3QauulMd
5/30
2019
@FilipStanis The fact that I can only view the butter on desktop is a crime against dairy,
5/22
2019

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