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🏁 RuPaul's Drag Race UK Season 1 🏁 MGMT: crystal@storyofmoxie.com

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Is it possible to be right wing AND funny on this website?
10/22
2020
Telling your grandchildren about the March 2020 bog roll shortage https://t.co/CTI7nzuXW2
Retweeted by Crystal | Black Lives Matter“He/him” out of drag, “she/her” in drag, and “it” for bigots on the internet! https://t.co/T6OshoQF5JGo listen to the full track! It's fab! https://t.co/LqH3qJ8fvkHonestly I can’t stop watching that Tiffany Trump speech. Am I a sadist? A masochist? Both?OMG the full video is HEERREE! 🥳   4 of our queens took on the delicious BABY by @madisonbeer and we can’t even cop… https://t.co/Khz5bw7dOf
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10/21
2020
Doing some cameos tomorrow if you need me to sack someone for you or flash a hairy tit at your nan.Video-hos! https://t.co/AeHM2Pev90I love watching people who are pandering to us struggle with our acronyms. Yes, go on girl give us nothing. https://t.co/a4ubmxj63hDROPPING TONIGHT! ⠀ A music video for @madisonbeer “baby” featuring @AsttinaMandella @crystalwillseeu and @… https://t.co/bGMqllw3hy
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10/20
2020
Their heights seem ... inversed? Putin being short makes sense I guess cause like ... Napoleon complex. But I would… https://t.co/fFMVeCaPxMDid you know Putin is 5’7”? More disturbing, Michael Gove is 5’11”. @SoozUK Gave me such a fright! @Bhytes1 AffirmedSneak peek of the music video for @madisonbeer “Baby” - premiering tomorrow! Feat. @its_tayce @ItsBiminiBitchhttps://t.co/w4N9Hg7EFL
10/19
2020
ZOMBIE 💀 @TheWhiskyAGoGo @youtube #SaveOurStages https://t.co/4tY71aS9N3
Retweeted by Crystal | Black Lives Matter
10/18
2020
🥺 https://t.co/Rjfc8rXXe8Spot the difference @WorldOfWonder #GodShavetheQueens https://t.co/mQlyAIsSRS👀 https://t.co/6KhSeDiqbr https://t.co/nwERnmUYhF
10/17
2020
@PrinxChiyo Ugh I’m sorry. So fucking grossIn more unexpected 2020 news, Tory policy now includes cottaging. https://t.co/BKjxZg4KpxThis makes me happy. Remember crowds? https://t.co/0P3Y27kq8s @RUSSI4ND0LL Love! Happy birthday!! @BluHydrangea_ @CherylHoleQueen You must not have understood them - did I not use “home” enough times for you?
10/16
2020
@cloudbustng @CraigMoth This was their response which I find quite compelling: https://t.co/8Yl87IcEDa I agree cap… https://t.co/gZtba9qsGa @CherylHoleQueen Ahem @cloudbustng @CraigMoth I agree, but how do we get oat milk to mass scale at an affordable price without large scal… https://t.co/EaN8nebXEj @BLMbukaaki I’ve never done any of those things and I don’t know anyone who has. Judging by your replies, I thiiiin… https://t.co/fHGXV5WZd4 @nikkiboy180 @nicolathorp_ How do you feel about the British flag then? Seeing as it’s your profile pic (it always… https://t.co/dCbJAFZHEMWhen @crystalwillseeu says on Drag Race “The best women have chest hair” (sorry if it’s not word accurate!) but yes… https://t.co/cQutsn6aGO
Retweeted by Crystal | Black Lives MatterTapping on the window of the House of Kendoll like 🥺👉👈 https://t.co/mfhvDWqwld @JS_________1 Who hurt you @alabastamasta @cynicalpeeler The poor little racism-denier blocked me. @cynicalpeeler or maybe, JUST MAYBE, there's systemic racism at play in our society?! Saying ALL LIVES MATTER does… https://t.co/iPReFV4tVW @cynicalpeeler Cool, do you also think there's a genetic reason people with "non-white" sounding names get intervie… https://t.co/OyIkD2QG7r @ItsBiminiBitch This look is so severe it’s killed the man next to you. @Tweet_Dec Open your purse @cynicalpeeler What world do you live in that you think WANTING SOCIAL JUSTICE is a bad thing. You’re literally arg… https://t.co/hcM3eFqQG2 @cynicalpeeler People say white and proud all the time. Just look at the success of Ed Sheeran @cynicalpeeler You know what’s DIVISIVE? Black women are 5x more likely to die from pregnancy or childbirth related… https://t.co/3lZoSl3Gm0It’s been years of this movement, and some people STILL think saying #BlackLivesMatter means you’re saying white li… https://t.co/yW8geCq2Gk#NewProfilePic https://t.co/mbItLhroPg
10/15
2020
🦾🦾🦾 https://t.co/IdGRaQzcgZ @CraigMoth @OatlyUK My understanding was that Blackstone were trying to move their investments to more sustainable… https://t.co/HATV9drcm6 @Blessed_Madonna @OatlyUK Thank you queen! I refuse to give up my fruity acidic coffee. Off to barista blend oat milk I trot 🤞And yes, I shake it, I warm it up and I sacrifice a lamb every time! @gg__marie_ @OatlyUK I did that! It’s adaptingDear @OatlyUK - I really want to be friends. Why do you curdle so? Is it me? Is it you? https://t.co/YPEjggtWiqWhen I say the heteros aren't ok. https://t.co/aVt6H2iIpsGood morning! Do we hate anyone yet today?
10/14
2020
Show your support for @RMCHosp and step into the festive season in style at our Virtual Sparkle in the City! 💚✨ Yo… https://t.co/AazmkkPx59
Retweeted by Crystal | Black Lives MatterMoody cow https://t.co/9nx8HjDDdA @ALLIANCELGB “Help, the walls I’ve built in my own mind are closing in!” @Mofette FuckYOU ASKED FOR IT! <3 https://t.co/wVirHlaImc
10/13
2020
Meanwhile, the government retraining website suggested I should become a seismologist https://t.co/P6dJk0y7pV @ALLIANCELGB You’re wrong. And you’re lucky access to our community isn’t actually opinion-based, or your card would be revoked.Hands up if you have a future in cyber but don’t know it yet.Being called transphobic online is probably unpleasant, but it's not equivalent to not being able to apply for a pa… https://t.co/28QVlMLLb3
Retweeted by Crystal | Black Lives MatterIf we get a second lockdown, I’m going to have to get a PA system at home so I can still shout “Fuck The Tories” in… https://t.co/tieYLv6yoN @LouisStaples Nah, it’s not ridiculous. I’m just weary of twitter pile-ons over semantics when people are just tryi… https://t.co/iYScDQxG8L @danvstheworld @LouisStaples Oops, didn’t realise that @LouisStaples I guess, but I do think he’s trying to say the same thing? Maybe he’s not saying it eloquently, but i… https://t.co/Tv6pVlS2ZXWhy is everyone so mad about this? I mean, I get it’s not exactly a fresh take, but it also seems clear it’s not me… https://t.co/6j1qRl2egE
10/12
2020
@ChilesAndrew1 That’s my friend Katie holding a tip. She knows what’s up. @dollalpaca https://t.co/qofAKbtlj1Reminds me of this icon: https://t.co/WW03f8UvO1 https://t.co/NJk7IKpm90https://t.co/wfbsNRXFOhhttps://t.co/KOYj06GDAdhttps://t.co/ifjVqbm8BUThis photo is 4 years old - the audience reactions are still the very best thing. Enjoy zooming in. https://t.co/vWtPmoVbjTI looked hot last night https://t.co/89SQXEDXkv
10/11
2020
she is the moment https://t.co/IhKXDcHJID
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10/10
2020
@cuppa_T_anyone 😍😍😍 @cuppa_T_anyone Nahhhhh, just some 🦊🦊🦊 trollsGuys I deleted the cat video. I didn’t know the cat was blind. But the cat seems fine, so we can all relax, OK? @TylerDinucci https://t.co/6dsLicpTVT @MunroeBergdorf @TIME Holy crap! This is amazing! Congrats! @lottenorris Great analogyGuys I didn’t know the cat was blind! This is actually bad ownership! @leeharrisdj Oh my god, I didn't realise!Boo, bitch! Everyone in London - get yourself to my Halloween Weekender. We're pulling out all the stops.… https://t.co/OkBYmtiojT @yellow_enigma It’s fiiiine
10/9
2020
@sky_traffic Also, fun and unrelated fact, I think in Serbia* there used to be agricultural rituals where men would… https://t.co/0hymVfW3Kc @sky_traffic I agree with you tbh (that’s what I was getting at with my take on the word patritotism). But sadly th… https://t.co/l2S7h97kRqA very toxic talk show host, and other bizarre moments, over at @paddypower . Want to win a Mini? You've got one… https://t.co/PCgDCd6ogG @Mimincali DID YOU READ THE DAMN TWEET.One day left! https://t.co/KvaKgroAUk @willberrington David Bowie! Siouxsie Sioux! Pet Shop Boys! erm ... Natasha Bedingfield? @FeverScarler Sure, Ireland doesn't have the colonial legacy, but it does have structural racism. Take your point though! @thatbitchlemon Oh I see!! @alunsaunders Very thatI'm sick of people saying that the left is all "navel-gazing" and "embarrassed" and has no pride in country. It's p… https://t.co/Pzobjx9Xu6NEWSFLASH - you can love the UK and think it's a fab place to live, and ALSO criticise it's colonial past and the c… https://t.co/ge6ToyyCtoGood mornting!
10/8
2020
@ratclubqueen Hahahaha. Well, yes. They needed a surname. @ratclubqueen MY DRAG SURNAME FINALLY REVEALEDNearly at £900! So fab. Can we get to £1000? https://t.co/BVkjr1iwkf @onlinekyne I’m taking credit for number 3#DragRaceUK's @crystalwillseeu launches legal action against Laurence Fox over 'paedophile' tweet - but urges other… https://t.co/5KPcPg4A6T
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10/7
2020

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