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Jeffrey Cilantro @czuchczuch4 Somewhere on Spaceship Earth

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Joined Twitter 6/1/12


You ever put basil in the thyme jar just to keep somebody from using up all the basil? Saves you some time on needing to refill the basil
4/9
2021
@E_Hunk6 you hungry? https://t.co/d3Ab6GHM9c
4/2
2021
If I play Heat Waves on repeat, will that stop the snow outside?
4/1
2021
We was doing these with 45 plates https://t.co/aNlD9XL5Sk
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3/12
2021
Can Post Malone and Miley Cyrus remake Picture? Modern day Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow right there
3/6
2021
Kinda hype my new neighbor is a big J Cole fan but kinda less hype he consistently plays it loud enough we both hea… https://t.co/dV8cPCtcT5
3/1
2021
This is what fun was before the World Wide Web https://t.co/p4ICC9z7jk
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2/16
2021
Remember that time the Steelers started 11-0 then lost five of their next six games and ended the regular season wi… https://t.co/oAmKMvKK6v
Retweeted by Jeffrey CilantroThinking of enforcing a $50 penalty at my shows if I can see you on your phone while I’m performing
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2/12
2021
Maybe dis... https://t.co/yfodgGQ05v
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2/7
2021
Garland won the jump ball against Giannis! https://t.co/iQSFMBtqwi
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2/6
2021
12 years ago today, @KingJames went to MSG & recorded the first 50-Point triple-double in 34 years. 2 days later,… https://t.co/BPuED6GjEB
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2/5
2021
🌟 TODAY YOUR VOTES COUNT TWICE! 🌟 COLLIN SEXTON #NBAAllStar COLLIN SEXTON #NBAAllStar COLLIN SEXTON #NBAAllStarhttps://t.co/i82Az2XkrO
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2/2
2021
@Gagebraham Blasphemy. You’ve named great shows I cannot lie but you have not named a show that reaches the untouch… https://t.co/RSMmdgpDey
1/30
2021
If you’re reading this, your task is trying to name a better show than Community, I’ll wait. Good luck#CollinSexton #NBAAllStar https://t.co/elpAYMdkzB
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1/29
2021
S/o to Bernie for hanging tight through 2 OT’s #dedication https://t.co/072HdazRUi
Retweeted by Jeffrey CilantroI asked the producers to let me do a show with the pitches that DIDNT make it on @TheSharkTankABC . What do you thi… https://t.co/UdcSSbuY39
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1/21
2021
Myles Turner is currently leading the NBA in blocks at 4.2 (1.5 more than any other player). He also averaged twi… https://t.co/Cl0HzXG3Lj
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1/19
2021
My goal post quarantine is to go see @marcrebillet perform live bc the good vibes are palpable
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1/15
2021
Target practice 🤣 https://t.co/wwJ1bvZVWS
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1/12
2021
Boiling almond milk for my oats smells absolutely scrumptious
1/6
2020
I wonder if AT&T will change their abbreviation for a Wireless Access Point since I think Cardi B has a more popula… https://t.co/PMtkJmy25j
12/30
2020
Garland is Good.
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12/27
2020
OTD (1991) The Cleveland Cavs beat the Miami Heat 148-80, outscoring them 75-27 in the 2nd half! The 68-point win… https://t.co/fkoehBJBMl
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12/18
2020
When the big night comes, it’s time to set the bait. Cold milk, hot cookies, DECORATIVE PLATES! https://t.co/Uc3S7Nxy3o
12/7
2020
Working out does something for you physically, even more mentally.
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11/30
2020
Damn straight. Real recognize real. https://t.co/nLDoKbWc1c
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11/20
2020
Matter of fact if you see me fighting a grizzly bear, I suggest you help the grizzly bear... BRRR BRRR #verzuzbattle
11/19
2020
“Melo, they got you in the front.” LeBron & Melo at the 2003 NBA Draft. https://t.co/yYThCBSBjt
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11/18
2020
@Fugate_theGreat @SG_Capital @CapitalSG @Fugate_theGreat I sold the free Fire Stick on FB Marketplace for a quick $… https://t.co/2XAScICP7y
11/13
2020
I just realized today how much I’ve been sleeping on the Sesame Street gifs. Elmo, Oscar, Bert, Ernie, Cookie, Big… https://t.co/GaMB4pwEpS
11/9
2020
Bring that Friday energy today 🔥
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11/6
2020
JUST IN: Sean Connery, the Scottish-born actor who was the first to utter the famous movie line, “the name’s Bond,… https://t.co/1fPx4CUae5
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10/31
2020
Is time a flat circle?
10/26
2020
“What’s your favorite movie,” is not a good question for me bc all favorite movies are all comedies that are rated incredibly poorly.
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10/25
2020
Meditate, hydrate, contemplate, isolate #TheCabin
10/14
2020
It’s been almost three years and I can still turn on “Nice for What,” and I’m certain I’d have at least five friends “do the dance” lmao
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10/12
2020
Gotta love a good 15-piece desk chair that comes in without any sort of assembly instructions
10/9
2020
Imagine Sisyphus smiling
10/1
2020
Is there a mute button on this Zoom call?
9/30
2020
The worst bite in pasta salad history is the one where you only get black olives and mushrooms on the forkLeBron’s made 10 NBA Finals with three different teams. He’s been the best player on all of them. https://t.co/MPdOLltDBR
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9/27
2020
MASKS 😷 ON! Photo shoot! Lets Go! Be safe! #capitalmbb #capfam #capmbb https://t.co/brKDFlXjed
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9/19
2020
Melo pulled up to South Beach & dropped a 50 burger on strictly jumpers. We have to understand how rare that is. https://t.co/48zz5cvEJY
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9/14
2020
“Doing what you hate to do, but doing it like you love it.” Mike Tyson on Discipline
9/10
2020
Proud to have been apart of the CAvs organization and a Ohio-Ian (hopefully that’s right) https://t.co/uZBIa99NVo
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8/27
2020
@noah_massie Will your wedding have touch tunes? LololTouch Tunes was a brilliant creation #GodsGift
8/22
2020
@Gagebraham Mumen Rider Coin! @JacobCashen
8/6
2020
After a nail-biting split of the first two sets, Unprotected Sets spikes out a decisive 15-4 win in the third and f… https://t.co/Ox2T9bSmYE
8/5
2020
This is one of those months that everyone who gets biweekly paychecks talks about... if you know, you know
7/17
2020
Morgan Wallen’s If I Know Me album has got to be up there in the conversation with Drake’s Take Care for greatest a… https://t.co/L060FrN32W
7/15
2020
I wonder if someone reviewing my work can tell which music I was listening to based on the language I use... becaus… https://t.co/VWOUmoFRL4
7/13
2020
Chicken Tenders by Dominic Fike is a quarantine anthem for sure
7/9
2020
Yep exactly how used to be at practice...giving him that straight work!!! https://t.co/mvw15qXrIs
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7/4
2020
“Hey you guys like Hall & Oates?”@E_Hunk6
6/26
2020
To my brothers and sisters in sports and arts. We have incredible influence in our community. We need to use this m… https://t.co/fAi3A1mBwN
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6/23
2020
THE 3-1 COMEBACK MIXTAPE 🔥 https://t.co/u1k0fOlj4n
Retweeted by Jeffrey CilantroClearly! Everyone knows what a trash can looks like. https://t.co/ezTzmZRheg
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6/20
2020
2020 is gonna be a synonym for "crazy" for the rest of time: "Yo, my man over there is a little...you know...2020.… https://t.co/9svVjVlpl2
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6/18
2020
Super excited to be back on the course tomorrow 👨🏻 https://t.co/1UgPzQtrpy
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6/12
2020
#Bertsmellsbad
6/10
2020
Mike Miller handing out buckets to the next generation. Respect your OGs. (via @DerekCMalloy) https://t.co/tUSQWE4opk
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6/9
2020
Building a better world means one that is fair and just for all. https://t.co/uJQ7Ak6BEZ https://t.co/BBQM96da4K
Retweeted by Jeffrey CilantroBuilding a better working world means creating one that is fair and just for all. EY is committed to being an agent… https://t.co/bF264d7Bwg
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6/2
2020
Wait a minute, everybody pause for the photo. Somebody tell these local haters, I'm global. I gotta go to work.
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5/31
2020
6 years ago today, Lance Stephenson did this to LeBron... https://t.co/Qdy5NYCMOU
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5/28
2020
Saturday mornings are for anime
5/16
2020
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 3 days. #RickandMortyhttps://t.co/77ruvhRasd
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4/30
2020
Woah... just queue’d up a podcast about Mary Wollstonecraft on her birthday... 4/27/1759
4/27
2020
I’ve built my IG to be the perfect storm for a deep dive when Sean Evans gets at me on Hot Ones eating wing 5
4/22
2020
Why does the Toosie Slide look like the Rick Dance?
4/16
2020
I think the world would be a better place if everybody took a few minutes to do the Happy Baby pose every day
4/5
2020
March isn’t over until social distancing is over tomorrow is March 32nd
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4/1
2020
What am I doing during Quarantine? I'm on 3 different group texts. That takes up most of my time.
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3/25
2020
MVP Derrick Rose will never be forgotten🔥🌹 https://t.co/l09kpeBOrD
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3/20
2020
In case y’all missed it, the Cleveland Orchestra dropped a new mixtape for its centenary
3/18
2020
BRADLEY BEAL 🔥 39 PTS (20 in 3rd Q) 7 AST, 3 STL Averaging 37.6 PTS, 6.1 AST, 2 STL over his last 10 games. https://t.co/ZxnVJzvywe
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3/11
2020
Don’t worry LeBron, I’ll be there on the 26th when you come back to CLE, no matter what. Hazmat suit or not
3/7
2020
🎲🎲 Come on, Immune System!!🎲🎲
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3/3
2020
“For myself, I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use to be anything else.” -Churchill
2/26
2020
Nothing to see here... https://t.co/zs8NUGfYKN
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2/21
2020
Have y’all ever put on a pair of dress pants and felt like James Bond? I’m pretty sure I could save the world in these pants
2/18
2020
The breakfast club ate good today #grinddontstop
2/17
2020
Shoutout to Kelly Oubre for draining 7-9 from deep for a career-high 39 points. Dude is having a fantastic year.… https://t.co/cN8zkcqSwF
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2/8
2020
I’m just trying to figure out if you’re emergency contact material
2/5
2020
“That is 93 years of woman on one stage and you would have never known”
2/3
2020
When you see the Maybach, you know it's mine. Ridin' on the 2-4's, I'm ahead of my time. I gotta go to work.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Cilantro“Good game, tough loss, who cares.” - Popovich https://t.co/yw5Rfsf8QL
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1/27
2020
Huge s/o to my main pilot Peter for not letting Hannah B ruin me and my boys Bachelor Fantasy Draft #appreciateyabrother
1/14
2020
Whew https://t.co/zoGwlGPn1j
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1/12
2020
The Cavs went WILD after Tristan Thompson’s career night 😂 (via @kevinlove / IG) https://t.co/Qnfmbl5tAA
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1/10
2020
Ja Morant had him flying. Sheesh! (via @memgrizz) https://t.co/ZNrLLpiYKn
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1/5
2020
I’m putting peanut butter and honey on pancakes all 2020It’s not too late to add King of the Court to All-Star Weekend, @NBA. https://t.co/k12xC3716h
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1/4
2020
Block or Goaltending? @SLAM_HS https://t.co/mwFyRdrWKe
Retweeted by Jeffrey CilantroI can't recommend this incredible @SportsCenter recap of sports in the 2010's enough. https://t.co/iVriE565qv
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1/2
2020

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