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Alexandre @dadboddeluxe Toronto, Canada.

Think tired hockey dad but without the kids.

230 Following   116 Followers   5,108 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


I have a hard hard time trying to comprehend how anyone takes this tangerine nightmare seriously. https://t.co/wgtKiAPUb2
9/14
2020
@JStefanopoulos Only if Petros is the father. Then I want fireworks!Straight people are out of control. https://t.co/cN38dagSXQ
9/13
2020
Mentally I’m here https://t.co/nYTCeLBbRS
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9/12
2020
@alamocares Been waiting for my car for an hour after signing to pick it up from the counter. The customer service… https://t.co/M2gdBaaFUk
9/8
2020
My main source of annoyance lately https://t.co/S98LaqDBw0
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8/30
2020
This is Ted Bundy doing the dishes https://t.co/ncKKJYVi73 https://t.co/jcszmmSLSQ
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8/28
2020
Kyle Rittenhouse was ARMED with an AR-15, killed 2 innocent ppl, tried to surrender to police, was allowed to leave… https://t.co/so9WOzp5S6
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8/27
2020
please share! https://t.co/ErFaTAITuk
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8/25
2020
Parents at restaurant: our son’s 7th Birthday is today *group of 6 adderall addicted chain smokers who all have s… https://t.co/5ZKISfIqKa
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8/24
2020
@JStefanopoulos @ilov3ny @petros9797 @kevinveeck @colf1971 Heard the wings are good.
8/22
2020
*The ground is Donald Trump’s hand* Melania: https://t.co/dWKm4liL3Z
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8/18
2020
2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33… https://t.co/wfp1RPmB9f
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8/3
2020
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8/2
2020
Eid Mubarak! If you've never celebrated Eid, here's my how-to guide: eat a lot of food you love.
Retweeted by Alexandre @diananguyen___ Sorry for your loss D.
7/31
2020
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7/28
2020
@diananguyen___ Guilty @diananguyen___ More of this please! https://t.co/Iril6oCr1mTHIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A DAD BOD. Zac Efron doesn not have a dad bod https://t.co/PA5BmoB1A4
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7/23
2020
DEFUND THE POLICE https://t.co/dfH9Y7nuNsSi es Trump, tiene que ser corrupto 💸 https://t.co/Ti3oxFO6oY
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7/16
2020
Roger Stone. Found guilty by a jury on 7 federal criminal counts. No jail time. Kalief Browder. Accused of stealin… https://t.co/6VYyEs3SuI
Retweeted by AlexandreWhite people be in public like "I can't wear a mask! I can't breathe! It's my choice!" but will wear this for six h… https://t.co/ZOIubGkrb8
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7/11
2020
Due to trumpism, Americans are banned from Canada, the EU, and South Korea. So I don’t think we’re going anywhere https://t.co/pz7T4xB8kW
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7/6
2020
130,000 dead Americans. Absolutely tone deaf. https://t.co/gYN8gKAIuS
7/2
2020
Now this is American exceptionalism. https://t.co/m3BfSQNfaq
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6/25
2020
police unions are gangs. louisville has an agreement with a gang. https://t.co/cCoWHvc4US
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6/19
2020
Chokeholds were banned in NYC and one was still used by cops to kill Eric Garner. Cops don't follow the rules. Tha… https://t.co/Tsu1il8CnA
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6/14
2020
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS… https://t.co/1m6cL5Mgpd
6/11
2020
Re: that awful video. Buffalo PD officially said that the man tripped & fell. If we didn’t have video there would h… https://t.co/vLXOyYyhv2
Retweeted by AlexandreDon’t just kneel. You hold the most powerful seat in our country. Do something. https://t.co/CMzEYOFyMSThis! 🙌🏾 IG: kimberlylatricejones & djonesmedia https://t.co/l8zX4CULEg
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6/6
2020
Can’t get enough of these videos where black bloc cosplayers get exposed by actual protesters https://t.co/6sEv3Xtgol
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6/1
2020
there are two americas: one fights for black lives and the other fights for brunch https://t.co/TFNsKghfmR
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5/31
2020
Tomi Lahren is 20% gun, 20% swastika, 20% I want to speak to your manager, 10% do you even know who my father is, a… https://t.co/yNYCUXIoNU
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5/29
2020
Nancy Pelosi fat-shamed the president in that dry, brutal way that white women usually reserve for their own daughters
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5/19
2020
Read a room Murder Hornets, read a room. https://t.co/ZSqLgoBKN7White people are the worst. https://t.co/nB2CSmyW0s
5/3
2020
So brave. https://t.co/hQ8bFKMUJC
4/30
2020
i don't want to hear another word about bat soup 😑 https://t.co/UBn6BFwccu
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4/24
2020
THIS IS HOW ITS SUPPOSE TO BE! https://t.co/xL9fRJvVq9
4/14
2020
@reemsrouji Fingers crossed natural selection does its work
4/5
2020
Seema sweety, South Korea is a democracy. https://t.co/dNQDDe4f1V
4/3
2020
@dualanya What Is dis?
3/31
2020
Stay the fuck home. https://t.co/WJPqRBrBSSJust sayin’. https://t.co/DNflOrRXYF
Retweeted by AlexandreRewatching VEEP. Anna Chlumsky is a national treasure. Protect her at all costs.
3/30
2020
Trump wants to open up the nation by Easter because he clearly observes Christian holidays. For example, he gave up… https://t.co/dlu3X6jNkp
Retweeted by AlexandrePlease do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
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3/25
2020
if this virus gets any more toxic i might try to date it
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3/23
2020
A little louder for the back row please! https://t.co/Hk0dm7O0b2
3/21
2020
This is Generation Z. I want to name that because folks love calling everybody 40 and under Millennials. Millenn… https://t.co/5FijK7KrKw
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3/19
2020
jesus christ these people are so awful. also, we know they’re propagandists- what was the dnc’s excuse for not post… https://t.co/3ww9QC9xJk
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3/18
2020
Climate change needs to flood this place off the map already. https://t.co/DgtdnLkqrr
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3/17
2020
sounds great, thanks for the update! https://t.co/r9C2Sd0sVZ
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3/12
2020
Straights: I can't believe the government would just ignore an epidemic that threatens thousands of lives. Gays: https://t.co/DW0jsx6ecd
Retweeted by AlexandreCome again? https://t.co/dctpwvJOIn
3/11
2020
Climate change: I'm gonna kill everyone on earth People: LOL ok I love warm weather Coronavirus: I'm gonna kill a… https://t.co/d16FVEquM3
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3/6
2020
maybe @VP can cure coronavirus with conversion therapy to force it to be something it's not
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3/4
2020
Amy Klobuchar is going to come out tonight.
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3/2
2020
@sebasdilo_ Ya that’s going to be a no for me. @sebasdilo_ Are any of them.....you know. *wrist goes limp* @sebasdilo_ Is it worth a watch?
2/28
2020
Time line cleanse. https://t.co/VjavjB9J5q
2/24
2020
For those Democrats saying, “If Bernie’s the nominee, I’m staying home!” remind yourself of this over and over agai… https://t.co/74rXI0OW66
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2/23
2020
And she looks fucking fantastic. https://t.co/ORvyaIkuby
2/22
2020
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 https://t.co/nOiAOiInh3
2/14
2020
Is this “Redemption money.” from the Mexican military? https://t.co/EOlhUhNy7iGOP parent: How do I explain Pete Buttigieg kissing his husband to my kids? Normal parent: How do I explain Trump,… https://t.co/AAvzhTsGah
Retweeted by AlexandreWe deserve it. https://t.co/jAreu6XbJl
2/13
2020
We are ALL Parasites TONIGHT!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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2/10
2020
Shakira’s hips on Sunday https://t.co/E7a4ALq1V6
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2/2
2020
in summation— Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports… https://t.co/irlR4bzInb
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2/1
2020
@reemsrouji Those are fight words. SIA without question. Periodt. @diananguyen___ This sounds like the beginning of your own coven.
1/31
2020
If there’s only one thing you watch today, make it this. #MLKDay https://t.co/hJS0KEK5if
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1/20
2020
@diananguyen___ It’s a vibe. Swear.
1/11
2020
@diananguyen___ PWB is my religion.
1/9
2019
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12/18
2019
This is a Christmas miracle. https://t.co/yoGUXtGOZP
Retweeted by Alexandre @diananguyen___ I’m shocked and left wanting more!The timeline blessing I never knew I needed. https://t.co/PRrIZxTnYpI....have no words. https://t.co/N1xuqZOV8Bstraight people are fucked https://t.co/IJbW5Xg7A0
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12/16
2019
.@hallmarkchannel does your parent company make a “you‘re homophobic and lost my business” greeting card? https://t.co/UUzMBt4ZjY
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12/15
2019
Rot in hell. Fucking cunt. https://t.co/48NjDrJWXq
11/29
2019
@diananguyen___ I don’t know but I want to get off this train! @diananguyen___ SING IT FOR THE BACK ROW!!!
11/25
2019
Une foule incroyable pour la #Marche #NousToutesLyon https://t.co/LpCfvyejyc
11/24
2019
Me: I wonder if Sondland is gonna name names? Sondland: https://t.co/1GnpQQBEZ1
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11/20
2019
Impeachment: - Boring - Takes a long time - Have to listen to old racist white guys talk Guillotine: - Quick an… https://t.co/FmCXmVJ7VR
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11/14
2019
Remember this moment the next time they tell a black athlete not to be political. https://t.co/yVObHgKrUQ
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11/5
2019
Preach it to the back row! https://t.co/go3Cgi1HhJ
11/4
2019
@dualanya https://t.co/ukRYn8ycjS
11/2
2019
This is the content I never knew I needed. https://t.co/da6TnYdpFW
10/27
2019
this song is about men fucking each other at the gym https://t.co/7sVmtK0WcR
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10/18
2019
I hate the world. https://t.co/YHooNdS9kF
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10/16
2019
Candy corn is the devil’s buttplug. https://t.co/Jbmerb8mJ0
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10/9
2019

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