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Alexandre @dadboddeluxe Toronto, Canada.

Think tired hockey dad but without the kids.

227 Following   120 Followers   5,055 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 https://t.co/nOiAOiInh3
2/14
2020
Is this “Redemption money.” from the Mexican military? https://t.co/EOlhUhNy7iGOP parent: How do I explain Pete Buttigieg kissing his husband to my kids? Normal parent: How do I explain Trump,… https://t.co/AAvzhTsGah
Retweeted by AlexandreWe deserve it. https://t.co/jAreu6XbJl
2/13
2020
We are ALL Parasites TONIGHT!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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2/10
2020
in summation— Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports… https://t.co/irlR4bzInb
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2/1
2020
@reemsrouji Those are fight words. SIA without question. Periodt. @diananguyen___ This sounds like the beginning of your own coven.Republican Senators know — he did it — it’s impeachable — they’d have impeached Obama for it — Trump will do it aga… https://t.co/T8BQyhYga7
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1/31
2020
If there’s only one thing you watch today, make it this. #MLKDay https://t.co/hJS0KEK5if
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1/20
2020
@diananguyen___ It’s a vibe. Swear.
1/11
2020
@diananguyen___ PWB is my religion.
1/9
2019
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12/18
2019
This is a Christmas miracle. https://t.co/yoGUXtGOZP
Retweeted by Alexandre @diananguyen___ I’m shocked and left wanting more!The timeline blessing I never knew I needed. https://t.co/PRrIZxTnYpI....have no words. https://t.co/N1xuqZOV8Bstraight people are fucked https://t.co/IJbW5Xg7A0
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12/16
2019
.@hallmarkchannel does your parent company make a “you‘re homophobic and lost my business” greeting card? https://t.co/UUzMBt4ZjY
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12/15
2019
Rot in hell. Fucking cunt. https://t.co/48NjDrJWXq
11/29
2019
@diananguyen___ I don’t know but I want to get off this train! @diananguyen___ SING IT FOR THE BACK ROW!!!
11/25
2019
Une foule incroyable pour la #Marche #NousToutesLyon https://t.co/LpCfvyejyc
11/24
2019
Me: I wonder if Sondland is gonna name names? Sondland: https://t.co/1GnpQQBEZ1
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11/20
2019
Impeachment: - Boring - Takes a long time - Have to listen to old racist white guys talk Guillotine: - Quick an… https://t.co/FmCXmVJ7VR
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11/14
2019
Remember this moment the next time they tell a black athlete not to be political. https://t.co/yVObHgKrUQ
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11/5
2019
Preach it to the back row! https://t.co/go3Cgi1HhJ
11/4
2019
@dualanya https://t.co/ukRYn8ycjS
11/2
2019
IM HOWLING 😭😭 https://t.co/HSw0J1NvVl
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10/31
2019
This is the content I never knew I needed. https://t.co/da6TnYdpFW
10/27
2019
this song is about men fucking each other at the gym https://t.co/7sVmtK0WcR
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10/18
2019
I hate the world. https://t.co/YHooNdS9kF
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10/16
2019
"I am also friends with the Joker" -Ellen
Retweeted by AlexandreCandy corn is the devil’s buttplug. https://t.co/Jbmerb8mJ0
Retweeted by AlexandreWhat is the point of a subpoena if, when handed it, you can just say “No” and we go, “Ok, sorry to bother you”. Rai… https://t.co/PlU3PyK6Hl
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10/9
2019
Timeline cleanse. https://t.co/uHFwQxTvMVMe when my wife goes to work and I’m at home on paternity leave https://t.co/ux2HK5UTLF
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10/6
2019
I have visited nations ravaged by civil war. @realDonaldTrump I have never imagined such a quote to be repeated by… https://t.co/OdQseHJDVA
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9/30
2019
We’ve all been there, Karen. https://t.co/59A9ebwr1s
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9/29
2019
men who say “thank god” because they’re having a boy instead of a girl do not deserve to have children https://t.co/yNxBXnUsZ3
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9/23
2019
@sebasdilo_ This is my new religion.
9/22
2019
‘Censorious zealot’ is my safe word. https://t.co/Q6Wfe5ycxD
9/18
2019
Shot. Chaser. https://t.co/CZkQEO8Z2g
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9/14
2019
*stares straight into the camera* https://t.co/BHOLyQOYFL
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9/12
2019
straight people stepping around them to get their fucking chicken truly a wretched people https://t.co/3HU7gipE0R
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9/8
2019
Very important read. https://t.co/81OUhRnJjs
9/5
2019
@MBuchner_ Hahaha! 😂🥰
8/21
2019
If you’re so “horrified”... do something about it. https://t.co/jl4GxfvPWJ
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8/4
2019
Nepotism is corruption. https://t.co/VAisBzTaBC
6/30
2019
@reemsrouji Repulsive. The country is an absolute mess.
6/27
2019
Good Morning to Megan Rapinoe, and Megan Rapinoe only.
6/26
2019
All daddy porn should be free to the public on Father’s Day
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6/16
2019
@rickygervais Evil cunt.
6/15
2019
@gnippoTmadA I need him in my bed.
6/14
2019
Homophobic Christians plummeting to hell after thinking years of spewing hate was gon get them sent to Heaven https://t.co/glBOoJ9Cfj
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6/9
2019
Given the history of sexual abuse and children within the church, I believe any “Pride Month” activities are much s… https://t.co/SiIZk2aoJ7Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
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6/5
2019
@Travon If you want to move to Canada my sched is free to elope. It’s cold but the raptors are great. :)
5/31
2019
Doggo timeline cleanse. Today I present: Gardening Doggo. https://t.co/nxcqwuweFVRain is homophobic unless it’s part of an elaborately produced indoor performance by a female popstar and that’s that on that
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5/29
2019
I introduced this legislation because we have a duty to confront hate and bigotry whenever we see it. https://t.co/mDkCfB2Nwn
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5/20
2019
Amazon is blowing out 10 of Anker’s best charging accessories, today only https://t.co/s3oK32VgkB https://t.co/lHAtNqdFKx
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5/13
2019
“Gay tv is bad for kids” listen 99% of straight comedy shows stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates… https://t.co/mQKO6Xzqzs
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5/12
2019
I swear to god if I see any it’s gonna be May nonsense on my timeline.... https://t.co/XX13L1Uwad
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5/1
2019
Racism, white privilege and cheap beer. https://t.co/v2MAuxJDIo
4/26
2019
My gay ass strutting past all the gates at the airport this morning. https://t.co/Xg9eZSQOG1
4/23
2019
@everyotherstar Bobby is my fav. @everyotherstar It’s a fucking pandemic.
3/20
2019
JK gotta either write the book about the wizards fucking or leave us alone. https://t.co/rYjNCTu9pq
Retweeted by AlexandreWhite privilege is one hell of a drug. https://t.co/TyBO5w3NKD
3/17
2019
They are male. They are white. They hate non-whites. They hate women. They love guns. They are murderers. The… https://t.co/PuIzxJoTtw
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3/15
2019
every gay storyline on tv for 30 years be like: https://t.co/oogwtiO6X1
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3/5
2019
12 year-old me seeing two men holding hands in public for the first time https://t.co/1m0TLNoiR8
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2/25
2019
@SEBASdilorenzo You is a Kuhween! Get your ass to Soulstice and do that class!
2/21
2019
National Emergencies: - Puerto Rico - Flint’s Water - US Infrastructure - Opioid Epidemic - Gun Violence - Wealth… https://t.co/64uzdmNb9W
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2/16
2019
@everyotherstar What did we do now to piss them off?
2/14
2019
@colf1971 They voted for this man; they wanted him in power. I don’t know why everyone is so surprised by this, happens every fucking day!
2/13
2019
@AsteadWesley @JordanUhl I believe it’s a Huckabee-Sanders
2/12
2019
But not gun violence? https://t.co/8T7AAPHfBJ
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2/10
2019
I’ve been trying to figure out all day what to say about the racist, homophobic, violence against @JussieSmollett.… https://t.co/TH9Al3o61H
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1/31
2019
@SEBASdilorenzo Sis, I am truly sad becuase I’ve recently got hooked on the show and am stricken with grief upon hearing this news :( @SEBASdilorenzo This makes me emotional
1/26
2019
Who had this on their white privilege bingo card? https://t.co/FV62boZBgT
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1/25
2019
Gave his life? He was murdered. https://t.co/sJgq8sosh9Washington isn’t working. And the rest are working and not getting paid. American isn’t winning when your constitue… https://t.co/BrD0qmVrAD
1/22
2019
That Gillette commercial was so stupid. Boys are growing up totally fine. https://t.co/pAoVRv4v55
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1/20
2019
I’ll never understand this non-apology tour that Kevin Hart is on. https://t.co/kRhJ2EiEPT
Retweeted by AlexandreThe Canadian dollar coin will receive a new design to mark the 50th anniversary of the decriminalization of homosex… https://t.co/sgxkIQNRTa
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1/10
2019
Concerned knowing that you’re outside recording. https://t.co/y7nCcuFE3c
1/6
2019
@SEBASdilorenzo I stan a pizza slut!
1/2
2018
Piss off you uncultured swine. https://t.co/8m8Qr7xlrt @colf1971 Fucking perfect condition too! Canadian forever!
12/31
2018
"Do you use twitter professionally or...?" https://t.co/iENfrta6Rd
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12/29
2018
absolutely furious to discover that my favorite chocolate treat contains 0% pork https://t.co/VEJ4E7eWAt
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12/28
2018
Sending love to anyone who can't go home for the holidays, has a challenging relationship with their family, or oth… https://t.co/OmRcrVnfEN
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12/25
2018
Evil cunt. https://t.co/C1VjZq2MGh
12/24
2018

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