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Dad of 3. Writer. Featured in @CNN, @washingtonpost, @abcnews, @TODAYshow. Author of Raising Boys to Be Good Men, available now: https://t.co/7qWDFJlNet

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So @realDonaldTrump thinks he's smarter than @AOC? HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! https://t.co/N4fRVQAD6Z @JohnCornyn Character assassination attempt?? You misspelled "asking basic questions and holding a lifetime nominee… https://t.co/kYndmWwnHwThe greatest lie ever told is by children who swear they'll take care of a family pet.Imagine being in the middle of a deadly virus that's killed 166,000 people and focusing on showerheads. Donald Tru… https://t.co/Zq7QFbxXLk
8/13
2020
What a pathetic and ridiculous dumb fuck Alex Jones is. https://t.co/IPfCBNLadgNot voting? Enjoy those new Supreme Court judges if Trump wins again.
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available!Of course Jerry Jones wants fans in the stadium. This is a man who will invite a deadly virus into his midst but ki… https://t.co/9qfX5rykucWe did gardening for the first time this year. That was a ton of money, time, and effort for 3 peppers, some lettuc… https://t.co/tk5xPyFwftFor girls. Naturally. Because boys wouldn't be interested in caretaking. God forbid they one day become -- gulp --… https://t.co/cco9bFuLNIWe are in a battle for the soul of this nation. But together, it's a battle we can win. @JoeBiden—I'm ready to get… https://t.co/tsiqw7XUxo
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available!"Racist white women will be voting for me. They are scared of black people and thrilled that I am willing to be ope… https://t.co/hfsOAOKkU7
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available!So relieved that Black Americans have @AriFleischer to tell them who they are and aren't excited to vote for. @Liz_Cheney Really? The former top cop in her state who has been criticized for not being tough enough on police pr… https://t.co/f8EyQsODpqWhen you don't even care about saying the racist part out loud anymore. https://t.co/bOKTPsTjLHAnd this is precisely why I wrote my book. If I had a copy I would've thrown it at him. https://t.co/ujZQg0Xu7TSchools: "We can't enforce proper mask wearing across our whole student body." Also schools: "We measured that gir… https://t.co/8sUaoLMgce"Saw his career sidelined." Like he was a bystander. Like he was shocked this career ambush happened and there was… https://t.co/DrVi4cMCx5One guy attacks the women who challenge him while the other one hires them. Which man do we want our sons to become?
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available! @DannyDeraney "That's brutal. Drink away, you've earned it."Is Mike Pence even allowed to debate Kamala Harris one-on-one? Will "Mother" allow that? Is it against the rules?
8/12
2020
Found the dad. He told my wife "Talk to my wife, I don't deal with those issues." In related news, he was one of t… https://t.co/iNPcpznVvY @KillerB6120 My oldest was close by and grabbed him and walked him away.Just watched a group of unmasked kids come over to my 4-year-old on the playground, rip his mask off, and grab his… https://t.co/GhlEVixlxz @realDonaldTrump No one enjoys these. Or you.Kamala. LFG!Everyone: "Wow, 2020 absolutely couldn't get any worse." (sees Nickelback might be releasing a new album) Everyon… https://t.co/VxeHINyTlQ @jacobnsbrier Whaaaaat?? Pizza day was the best, followed by chicken patty day. It is known.
8/11
2020
@DadScribe I'm hopeful for a great VP candidate. @DadScribe He's got my vote. My enthusiasm? 😬 @DadScribe Have you heard him try to talk about race lately? If you vote Trump you're not really black? Blacks aren… https://t.co/48nxc5seoPI look at Joe Biden like I looked at Sloppy Joe Day in grade school. It's not gonna be spectacular and it'll defin… https://t.co/EoKy0GJAuIRight. America NEEDS college football. Not better health care or gun control or a President with an IQ higher than… https://t.co/PDrNpF17xBA country founded on rebellion against authority is now content to rise up only against scientific expert opinion led by a wannabe tyrant.The President of the United States wants unpaid college athletes to collide into one another and be in each other's… https://t.co/5IRtjdk5uBA brutally honest piece from a teacher that lays out the hard truth about #backtoschool and #coronavirus--getting b… https://t.co/RQzv1rRqpa @realDonaldTrump @Scaramucci @SteveHiltonx YOU HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! How about instead of complaining about… https://t.co/otBrGDQzov @realDonaldTrump The Democrats passed a bill a few months ago on this, you putrid ass clown.Trump is a hypocritical buffoon. https://t.co/m90yQc0NkFGood morning to everyone except the killers of #BreonnaTaylor who still haven't been arrested.Abortion: The only word that can make followers of Jesus vote against everything Jesus ever talked about because… https://t.co/EGI3lTRQ5T
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available!The coolest thing about writing "Raising Boys to Be Good Men" has been talking to folks in book clubs that have rea… https://t.co/HHsVxEdLjx
8/10
2020
There's no incentive to watch the Red Sox. No hitting, no-name pitchers, no fans...it's just terrible baseball.
8/9
2020
My fishing buddy was on fire today. But I still caught the biggest one. #fishing #bassfishing https://t.co/PLzhjeYRGDOne new resource for your Speaker pitch this year: 42 episodes of podcasts with great insights from guests like… https://t.co/o5YgjaDr0j
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available!People: "I'm so done with COVID, I can't wait for this to be over!" Also people: "I don't care how safe they say i… https://t.co/PsY4hZGx8G @JoelGratcyk @Twitter Alyssa Milano @JoelGratcyk @Twitter Julian Edelman.
8/8
2020
Some days my 7-year-old is a perfectly lovely human being who is a pleasure to be around. But today he wore me down… https://t.co/tMEotRuxqm @Adam46690461 @ThatEricAlper It's OK to be wrong. Admitting it is the first step towards recovery. @DukeofOmnium @ThatEricAlper I didn't say Dolly's was bad and I love Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. But Whitney crushed it. @ThatEricAlper I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston > Dolly Parton's version.I've said it before and I'll say it again. If the meeting to decide whether school should be in-person has to be h… https://t.co/oCnrcHLjKUHearing some school committees in various towns claim that @MASchoolsK12 is requiring school districts to go with a… https://t.co/wRgJPjUWwpJust imagine the idiocy involved in thinking the problem with overcrowded Georgia schools is the students documenti… https://t.co/LUyKdDIfwJ @NRA Seems like the brains died first.Little known fact: Thighland is where the Yo Semites are from. @DineshDSouza Stop. Just stop.
8/7
2020
@schmidtrx @AlexAndBooks_ Thanks for reading my book, Eric. I hope you liked it.These people are absolutely fucked in the head. They're so dumb and their persecution complex is so repugnant. She… https://t.co/wtzDDhoE7hWhat a fear-mongering clown. The AG is going after the NRA for defrauding its own members financially, not for anyt… https://t.co/7QIyPCxcoC @secupp @NYDailyNews This is such a bad take. You know Trump is toxic and we can't take 4 more years but you'll pot… https://t.co/vu3KZ9tlXM*College bowl game party, not Super BowlGiddyup. Go get the bastards. https://t.co/jVCun2QPq1 @DadandBuried https://t.co/HzLdunKB8O @DadWithaBlog https://t.co/hwVFTr5lJZA drunk, shoeless man yells at a child for wearing a mask and spits in his face. I'll give you 3 guesses which sta… https://t.co/Pw7TXwowfs @OWTK Thinking of you and your dad, my friend. @JasonMillerinDC @nypost How any Trump supporters can sit there with a straight face and question the cognitive abi… https://t.co/tZNZ7o7Ihh @historyofarmani My wife chose to have an abortion at 18 weeks due to Sirenomelia. As we walked in, anti-choice rel… https://t.co/WfaZdvxWS2The next time @realDonaldTrump tries to feed you BS about the media being "fake news," remember how his reelection… https://t.co/E5TCE6W9Mk @tonyposnanski @DadScribe #BusStopPJs. 4-life!!!I have known Aaron since forever. I would highly recommend checking out his book. https://t.co/qCTwfWne8I
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available! @tonyposnanski https://t.co/34QtzTuWVa @realDonaldTrump Listening to you vomit up incomprehensible word salad is the opposite of a public service.Marketing a book is hard enough. Doing it during a pandemic with no in-person author events & bookstores closed or… https://t.co/WmrlCYX2wG
8/6
2020
ICYMI, here's the Q&A that @CNN did when my book launched last month. https://t.co/YqqhJaZyBKThe focus of the 2020 presidential race for many people will be determining which elderly, white man has the least… https://t.co/jGn0CwjNCJ @DCdebbie Never seen it. Will have to add. @SpinyNorman The Rock!!!! @AdrienneLaw Just watched Bloodsport last month. Amazing. @SpinyNorman Yes. Agreed. @jakengracie2 Yup. Never lost it.Name a movie you know is bad but you watch anyway because you inexplicably love it. (This tweet brought to you aft… https://t.co/uBwuaMWTsS😲 https://t.co/hYSmk6Rt7Q
8/5
2020
Facts matter. Trump lies. Pass it on. https://t.co/O25Xt3au9hToo many people think we just need to "suck it up," get kids back to school, and stop being "pussies." This is a pr… https://t.co/5EgqLw0nC9His approval rating should be “fuck you for even asking %”
Retweeted by Aaron's Book Is Now Available! @mrdougfrench This is how I imagine what would happen if aliens arrived right now. https://t.co/oc7Z1QumdO @realDonaldTrump I know 155,000 Americans who don't even get to have an opinion on this because your bungling of CO… https://t.co/YWsMQZHMXgRight. Only Florida does mail-in voting correctly. Out of 50 states this is the only one that's acceptable. What a… https://t.co/NPZR4TQxCMYo-SEM-ites! It'd be hilarious if this illiterate bag of assholes wasn't our leader. https://t.co/Bcnp3mSpV7Far too many people think disagreements = bullying/abuse. It's led to an unfortunate watering down of those very real, very important terms. @donofalltrades1 Sociopathic narcissism is real AF.Trump is asked about John Lewis--a Black civil rights icon--and responds by saying "no one has done more for Black… https://t.co/DuT5NBBWJpThis is literally insane. How adults allowed this to happen is downright criminal. #coronavirus #COVID19 https://t.co/7TN8llN9vnConservative legislators are watching that @axios video of @realDonaldTrump humiliating himself and sounding like a… https://t.co/DD8pS43ZpBYup. Thankfully my school district grasped this and is starting school remotely. But this is exactly what's going t… https://t.co/Ry6Cs23AoKThis is important and it's why scientific consensus is so important. Most people who do their own research are only… https://t.co/L7ueX9SGQMNo sympathy for this murderous degenerate who shot at another human being because he was told to wear a mask. Fuck… https://t.co/3TWSeZaJ5m
8/4
2020
Two hours later my wife got home, went to the bathroom, came upstairs, and thanked me profusely for fixing the clog… https://t.co/GEw8xXSeAg
8/3
2020

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