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Bill @dadonymous My house. Outside D.C.

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@AAASoCal Is your Manhattan Beach office going to be affected by the new shutdown orders (I'm looking for DMV services)? Thanks
@ArizonaDOT I just sold a car with personalized plates and want to transfer them to another of my cars. I don’t see…
@AAASoCal I'm not involved in the transaction, it's his car, just moving it from AZ to CA. So I'll have him join when we go. Thank you. @AAASoCal And two more questions - do we need an appointment to do DMV transactions? And do we need to be prior mem… @AAASoCal I guess to clarify, can I use my membership to do his transaction for him? @AAASoCal Can I use my membership to use the DMV service for my dad's title transfer (I would not be on the title a…
@AAASoCal Thanks. Can you complete the transaction in Manhattan Beach? I can't reach a real person on the phone to…
@AAASoCal Can I register an out of state vehicle in CA at the Manhattan Beach AAA office after getting it smog chec…
@ONCustServ My order just came but is missing 4 items and has 1 that I didn't order. What can I do besides calling…
@tomtomorrow I love your cartoon of the Enterprise that traveled back in time (I got a signed poster!) and would lo…
@CA_DMV I want to bring a pickup (registered in AZ) here & register it in CA. Regarding weight certificates, it was… @CA_DMV I’m getting a car from my dad, who is in AZ. The car is in Monterey & is registered in CA. Tags are expirin…
@ATTHelp Thanks, after 45 minutes they picked up. If they can't get me a new one I'll DM you. @ATTHelp Recorded programs on my DVR stutter and freeze like the drive is glitchy. Been on hold for 30 minutes. Onl…
@LUV2SKIPOW @kevin_mui @googlenesthelp @gznfrnqvi To be fair, that's the answer a lot of the time, just not when a… @googlenesthelp Also, it was working until about 45 minutes ago so it's not like I'm setting up a new system. @googlenesthelp Are you having issues with logging in to on a computer (Safari and Firefox,…
@stargatecommand Yeah, right after I tweeted I figured out I made the rookie mistake of not updating. After updatin… @stargatecommand Is there something going on with videos through the app on iDevices? I can no longer play videos o…
@CharlTaylorPage Your stories are one of the few things that’s still keeping me checking twitter, so my thanks to you for keeping it fun! :)
@CharlTaylorPage Happy birthday! I hope you have a great birthday, and a great birthday week too.
Tonight at work a creepy dude asked me "what's your secret to staying so slim and perky?" I responded "I'm a thousa…
Retweeted by Bill @DCZia Wow, how is that not big news? I hadn’t heard of it either, what a disaster!Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year.
Retweeted by Billreally, we're still doing this? if Trump manages to get through the speech without flinging his own feces, he'll be…
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I wish I liked more of Lorde’s music. She’s a fascinating entertainer.By adding up all of the episodes across three series in the Stargate franchise, and then adding up all of the episo…
Retweeted by BillAssembling the coffin should be interesting. quite says "I'm in tech" like stealing a box of pads and calling them tampons
Retweeted by BillFYI "chain migration" is not a real term. The actual term, written in the Immigration and Nationality Act, is "fami…
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Why is twitter now putting other people’s likes in my notifications tab? It’s like they’re actively trying to drive me away at this point.Guess we forgot to do that the first go around. Hmph.
Retweeted by BillI love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like “get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to deat…
Retweeted by BillPSA: Men who ask "Can I even talk to women now" are in fact, not allowed to talk to women.
Retweeted by BillWell duh, he’s only like halfway through his sentence as a cat...
Why would you keep anyone, but especially your faith advisor, on after that?’m such a bummer. need to be careful playing this game...there are Dems who voted not guilty back then that would vote guilty this… cow, I got so excited about Oprah's third hand that I missed how Reese has 3 legs. How did you all let me do t… newest fear is going into a Burger King for a secret shame Whopper and ending up in a filmed social experiment.
Retweeted by BillA quotation popped into my head this evening. It's from Nixon's farewell speech to his White House staff: "Always…
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what can I say, made me laugh
Retweeted by BillThings like that 3 handed Oprah picture are pretty much all that keeps me checking twitter these days.New for 2018! A revolutionary new fidget stick. Not only can your child spin it but they can also write, draw, and…
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Retweeted by BillHoly crap, those guys seemed like geezers when that came out. I’m now Bob Dylan in TTW old...yikes! a water leak at a neighbor's meter, so I went to the county website to get a phone #. Next to it they said "or… sex is cool but have you ever read a book and it spent days reading it and when u finish it you get this weird…
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Well if he said it, it must be true! @summerskate They thought it was a pin? LOLThis is pretty much the textbook definition of "A Deal With the Devil." These alleged Christians should absolutely…
Retweeted by BillLots of countries have found the solution. You’d think America would be smart enough to catch on, but nope. God’s sake, stop allowing nearly unrestricted access to guns to a populace that can’t stop eating tide pods.
Retweeted by Billmy everlasting respect to whomever chose this photo
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I’m a bit curious about deranged masturbation. Have I done that? How can I tell?I like how both masturbation (for 30 years) and suppressed masturbation are on the list. @thatkristen It’s probably the tissue tongs.
Retweeted by BillIf the hunter had a gun of his own, he could have protected himself.
Retweeted by BillNow is not the time to debate animal control.
Retweeted by BillThis has happened to all men in their 40s, in one way or another. As it should. We have to learn one day.
Retweeted by BillThis is the best thing I read today. If you only read one thing 👇
Retweeted by BillIt’s been a while since I’ve read it so I can’t remember, is a mature 13 an okay age to read the Autobiography of Malcolm X?
Because they keep getting accused of sexual assault?
Retweeted by Bill“Mommy, can we buy a water gun?” #ParentingisFun
Retweeted by BillOf course it makes sense to charge people who don’t/can’t keep a $1,500 balance a $12 monthly fee. 11yo just walked into his room and said, “party hard on the toilet!” I’m scared to know why.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy stay 10 feet away from me.
Retweeted by Bill @APBBlue If he ducks out on this chore he’s in trouble. @APBBlue If he cleans it up, no harm no fowl. Um, foul.On Women's Marchers, stupid signs, et. al.
Retweeted by BillThis is the best. @mommyshorts I hate that some of the harshest comments are from women! @mintzina Me, every time I make plans. @CharlTaylorPage Apologies if you already know/do this, but you may want to make your house or starting point a “pr… @Lemmonex Oh man, that sucks. Welcome back, I guess?Jackass (the movie) is on. Boy, a lot of it has aged very poorly but golf course air horn still makes me laugh.
@RepDonBeyer Does this violate the Hatch Act or anything?<German accent>Papers, please!</...> Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March…
Retweeted by BillUpdate: The Smithsonian, including its museums, research centers & the National Zoo, will be OPEN Monday, Jan. 22.…
Retweeted by BillYes I did. And I will try again today.
Retweeted by BillI think the konmari method is going to work for clothes for me because I’d rather throw half of my shirts out than… bidding for Amazon’s new HQ is getting even crazier.
Retweeted by BillThis joke will only be funny until he gets re-elected in 2020. can McConnell blame Dems when he voted no as well?If you ever want some alone time in America, just take the stairs.
Retweeted by BillHow many people get pissed on at those yoga with goats events? I still wanna go regardless of the number
Retweeted by Bill @BeyondWordsLife I was so disappointed with that movie. The Batman character really needed an origin movie since it… @FracturCritical I hadn’t heard of that story and WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FUCK?!?!?
If I was planning a wedding this summer, you wouldn't even make the back up list 🔥 #dissesformyagegroup
Retweeted by BillAm I missing something? Why don’t the Dems take the 6 year extension on chip right now, then in a month when this C… is farther east, west, north, and south than Vatican
Retweeted by BillMaybe compared to the clusterfuck they’ve been subjected to in the last year, a shutdown is a welcome change. Some…’s interesting how much less concerned my neighborhood feels about this shutdown versus the last one. I don’t kno… President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he wo…
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