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If you take your top off in the gym you’re a class a bellend
1/19
2020
When you promised yourself you weren’t going to shag on the first date but then wake up in his bed 🥴 https://t.co/8iDvmJ16Ak
Retweeted by Daisy HurcombFeel like I could have a bev or 5Like I don’t even have his number anymore and I used to text him every single day😢I’ve lost all my WhatsApp messages with dan😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh my god my heart is so broken😭😭😭
1/18
2020
I’m not being funny but my temporary phone has now broke so real talk any sugar daddy’s wanna pay off my phone cont… https://t.co/VrBln0GSaoI will go to music on in dam that needs to happen no question
1/16
2020
Overrated. https://t.co/hGMnMqa0yi @amy_hounam @katiereffell
1/14
2020
@__Ads___ Honestly one of the most intense things I’ve seen in a very long time!!!Please god someone else tell me they are watching this documentary on channel 4😱😱😱😱😱
1/13
2020
Can’t wait to watch the same people who preach about how important mental health is absolutely tear into the love i… https://t.co/LZ7nzOWFuD @chakeniocansado @katiereffell lilo goals @_mbenjaminx @AlexStanford3 lolllllMy 10 year ‘adult’ passport runs out this year and my god that’s the most depressing thought @katiereffell @AaronCGShore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Could really do with that break up glow again, I had it for a solid month but then I stopped being sad and started… https://t.co/TWcncgmdn7
1/12
2020
Really fancy a jäger or 20
1/11
2020
Treated myself to the first week of the year off because I worked Christmas and today is the FIRST day that I’ve fe… https://t.co/k3hDkzFuqnHow is there still 2 weeks until pay day🤮 @duvontae_ @katiereffell
1/10
2020
😭😭😭 https://t.co/a8nuPftjIfI am ready to watch Ross kemp have spice and get off his nut @MF_DiZZ Me every. Single. Time @SamehMilner @katiereffellFor the first time in like 50 weeks I’m starting to feel better and now I’m in the mood for 50 glasses of wine
1/9
2020
@katiereffell 😭 https://t.co/kwKP0afOj6Dunno what was in the pre work out that Kate gave me tonight but it’s been 3 hours and I’m still buzzing my dick of… https://t.co/PNuqSyeAJBRT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN a backstage XCLSV ticket upgrade for 4 people plus £400 drinks rider. 🙌🏻 BOOM we are delig… https://t.co/BKsrmDkq1J
Retweeted by Daisy Hurcomb
1/7
2020
Fuckkkkkkk me I need a holiday
1/6
2020
@AlexStanford3 Nurse Stanford🤩😍Because I was working over Christmas I thought I’d treat myself to some annual leave at the start of the new year..… https://t.co/8hoDy9u5vO @UKBanterMemes @AlexStanford3 me in the gym bar when I fell overSick and tired of being sick and tired🙃
1/5
2020
Half of me feels like I wanna go to the pub and have 50 glasses of wine and the other half feels like I never wanna… https://t.co/M3yUmwCQ6BThe first morning in about 50 years that I feel slightly human but I’ve been poorly for so long I can’t help but think it’s a trick
1/4
2020
I’ve never felt like such a fucking potato in all my life so obviously I’m going for dinner because that’ll help🙃 @userjaymes @katiereffell #bellssome of us have low iron https://t.co/Vk6xEMAbBJ
Retweeted by Daisy Hurcomb
1/3
2020
Aww only taken 2 days into January for me to sob about my tragic life.. new year same me😍😍😍😍😍Has anyone else been absolutely knocked for 6 by this weird winter flu thing because it’s now been over a week and I am not okay😭🤧🤒
1/2
2020
@sianwelham8 Always yes and while you’re there bring me all the gravy please and thanksJust as I was about to treat myself to a nap earlier there was a knock on my bedroom door, shell and orlagh walk in… https://t.co/dB2zShkolJ!!!!! https://t.co/PolaHmE8P9I need snacks and I need snugs and I need them now
1/1
2019
Start of the decade vs end of the decade https://t.co/avXnvK4XgWIt’s gonna be so odd driving to Liverpool today and not going to Runcorn!Night nurse is great until the next morning and I’m tripping off my balls🥴
12/31
2019
I am so over having this shitty awful bad luck like why won’t the universe give me a break!? I’m sure I’m owed some good karma by now @heydearyouuuu @erxn_ @AlexStanford3 😂😂When I find out all my ex’s are happy after treating me like a dickhead and yet I’m still single and unable to pull… https://t.co/wQZZZ4ihDx
Retweeted by Daisy Hurcomb
12/27
2019
So today my mums got drunk and tried to convince me to go on first dates and my grandma has got drunk and is curren… https://t.co/fqPCVUAepLSentimental gift number 2: my sister got me a bracelet of mine, hers and my brothers birthstones🥺 https://t.co/cF9RSJYcHSmidsomer murders and bacon sandwiches happy Boxing Day😍
12/26
2019
@JTMitchell16 There’s no way it’s coming back! Load of shit, I want no part of itNah what a load of bollocks how you gonna end it like thathttps://t.co/J1Cmvfw5DhOh Larry lamb😍🤤Still need some Xmas wishes granting? 💕🎅🏼The boss @UmarKamani is granting wishes again from 5pm for ONE hour only 🙏… https://t.co/ONMG2X4He6
Retweeted by Daisy HurcombMerry chrysler🎄💛 https://t.co/hovDqYw6hmOhhh treat myself to a little chest infection and some tonsillitis happy Christmas😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
12/25
2019
CUM https://t.co/UzsfatpVNc
Retweeted by Daisy HurcombTo those of you morning about having to work today or that you don’t get much time off here’s something to make you… https://t.co/srtaZi8BY1 @JessiccaaaS_ @AlexStanford3 😂😂2020 we dating older, and when I say older I mean ‘is that her dad or her boyfriend?’ Kinda vibe because my soul do… https://t.co/AQyjDCaWvHI have so much to do today im already overwhelmed so im sat in bed drinking coffee watching rugrats in Paris
12/24
2019
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/gzISxvCPcrMateeeeee I’m so fucking over this day I cannot even tell you
12/23
2019
This is going to be such a savage week at work I can already tell🥴🥴🥴
12/22
2019
A drink will either make me or break me🥴Imagine you go out wearing a dress with a zip and it splits from top to bottom so Kate has to steal you clothes fro… https://t.co/C2mp4weRNv
12/21
2019
I’ve actually just said to someone ‘I’m working Wednesday but I’m off Thursday so we can go for drinks after work i… https://t.co/Q92ODxsivq
12/20
2019
@AlexStanford3 https://t.co/Vq35fCmSNr @AlexStanford3 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️The amount of fucks I truly don’t give about my appearance at work is shocking
12/19
2019
@JadeeTaylor96 Take mine. Take them allDownloaded that bumble app because the girls told me too but realised I have to make the first move so if anyone h… https://t.co/JH1xQcKGTJ
12/17
2019
So the sleepiest girl in the world has now turned nocturnal??? Well this is a fun change🙃Mateeeeee I am broken, fully broken! How am I gonna do 2 nights out this weekend🥴The 2 day hangover is real I am not okay today🤕
12/16
2019
I’ve never needed a dominos so much in my lifeAlso shocked to learn that when you’re not in a very good place in your head drinking causes more harm than good??????? WeirdNote to self: when your post night shift and haven’t eaten or slept you will bet smashed after 2 drinks and end up at home in bed by 12am🥴
12/15
2019
Mum sending me videos of Pete tong while I’m at work is making me feel soooooo good🙃When you’re sat on a desk chair with wheels and a patient kicks you it actually makes the whole thing rather fun, w… https://t.co/JsfMF4n9hB
12/13
2019
@AlexStanford3 Oh my Christ😭
12/12
2019
Think they should do a big brother style show of the apprentice house because I NEED to know who’s shagging who #TheApprenticeDont complain about your mental health and then go do drugs every weekend❗️❗️❗️
Retweeted by Daisy Hurcomb @AbodeRecords @katiereffell @JTMitchell16 Yeah but their music makes me wanna get in my feels not have a massive sesh😂🤦🏻‍♀️ @JTMitchell16 That’s what I thought😩😩😩😩😩What are Newmarket races playing at!? These acts they keep announcing🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 @kayleighkruse Ah thank you!!!!Is there a cheat sheet somewhere for idiots like me who literally have no idea what any of these chaps are talking… https://t.co/CkF6moYq6u
12/11
2019
@JadeeTaylor96 We deserve better!!!!!!!!!!!💛💛💛 @sianwelham8 https://t.co/lGG8O008oZI’m so annoyed with myself for letting someone completely and utterly drain all the life and sparkle out of me, but… https://t.co/oU60PVnVI4
12/10
2019
My body and my skin are deffo feeling the effects of me drinking like a fish and eating whatever the fuck I want for the last week🥴🥴🥴
12/9
2019
@sianwelham8 I’ll be over in 10Hi my name is daisy and I’m addicted to Bohemian Rhapsody
12/8
2019

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