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an uber service that allows you to pay with sexual favours when you're short on cash.
10/19
2019
This police man in Paris has a neck tattoo.
10/16
2019
I've never dated a brit.大量のイノシシが増水した利根川から避難してた!! #台風 #利根川 #堤防 #イノシシ https://t.co/VoHa2yCpW0
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10/13
2019
something something about that comic book movie and pitchfork article.
10/12
2019
Lease: Signed. Thank you nanny-state for taking care or me. Not mad at u today.🙂
10/11
2019
Napa, like the county or the cabbage?self aware is knowing that 90% of the time you'll be the one killed in a game of fuck, marry, kill.
10/10
2019
@jooliangarcia it so satisfying
10/9
2019
*Fall Live Dates* For bookings DM or email danbodanbodan (at) gmail (dot) come. photo. Natascha Goldenberg https://t.co/GAZjR7D7WBAnd I'd like to shout out to all the jealous and vindictive lovers who inspired the pain and vitriol the underscore… https://t.co/MDbo34QqyI
10/8
2019
@fysicaltherapy Eat The Promoters
10/7
2019
damn, scientists just successfully grew a human liver from scratch. There's hope for me yet.
10/6
2019
The str8 gamer dude who used to suck me off while watching anime and complaining about Jaron Lanier stopped messagi… https://t.co/JF8L8FNpppsometimes I think to myself "god, I'm such a fucking legend" as i search the couch cushions for loose change to buy a 65cent beer. @David_Rudnick looks fine to me.Allegedly they tor down the wall 30 years ago, and yet I still feel trapped here and there's no one left to shoot me dead trying to escape.
10/2
2019
"sadfishing" glad there's a name for that now.
10/1
2019
thought I'd just written a really cute clarinet piece, but turns out it was just the water theme from Mario 64...
9/28
2019
man, I hope i never piss so many people off that they're able to raise 15k to take me to court for it.
9/27
2019
I wish god would just gimme a little bit of a break these days. It's getting to be fall and I'm not in the mood to… https://t.co/hrLGYACjaV
9/26
2019
@DnlKlr Ask them how?
9/23
2019
got accused of being straight at the gay party last night.
9/22
2019
@jooliangarcia They're doing it in berlin too, out in marzahn.,.That's interesting because I'm a Sociopathiosexual. https://t.co/r8m5kLRa8e @ericschmerick sail one across the atlantic on nothing but sheer ego then maybe you can address the UN.
9/21
2019
Thanks for last night. I’ll be announcing some more shows soon. If you wanna booking this fall, hit me up. https://t.co/4i3DmRwCEG
9/19
2019
I always forget this is a promotional platform too: I'm premiering all new material (sung) tonight at the Günersalo… https://t.co/8AIhPkYS03
9/18
2019
It's nights like tonight where I'm so stressed out and wired but I need to sleep that I'm most grateful to… https://t.co/u3o6zFI9Ui
9/17
2019
explaining to museums how to rent equipment because... i guess that's what I'm getting paid for?
9/16
2019
It's kinda weird that I know human beings in their 50's or older who've done coke literally every weekend for at le… https://t.co/HJmFmgorqhSorry but he should have called the memoirs "Me. I am Snowden the elusive Hackeur."
9/15
2019
@3LVVIA just read the apology they wrote, what happened?
9/14
2019
the one myth about the music biz that's always astonished me is how ppl apparently get super high n make music. Lik… https://t.co/2YgK0d17n7
9/11
2019
John Bercow is the kinda DILF I could probably get real cozy with. He's got this kinda Young Ones meets the Hobbit thing I relate to.
9/9
2019
40 Year-Old Bottom
9/8
2019
I really wish I still thought music was the most important thing in the world like I did when i was 27. :(the fact that I've only completed about 7 songs in the past 5 years and I only like one of them is kinda scary give… https://t.co/l95ny9DyQOOk it’s been cold for exactly 1hour and I’d like that take back all the mean things I said about the heat wave. @DnlKlr If humanity lived at the population density of manhattan island we could all fit on new zealand island and… https://t.co/XruHWbYbHGwow, a german amt just replied to an EMAIL i sent and told me I can submit documents as PDF's. WOW
9/5
2019
I honestly don't understand why museums feel the need to include music in their programming when they clearly don't… https://t.co/f9YCbuQWFs
9/3
2019
Well I just took an escooter to suck off a stranger I met online. Truly a glorious age we live in.
9/1
2019
@inditronic @daccipucci And it’s been a part of the neighborhood for over two decades...
8/31
2019
Cuck Parade
8/30
2019
@DnlKlr has our generation ever fully recovered from "Hey Ya!" ?
8/29
2019
@lieferando Is it going to take another week to hear from them? @lieferando YNRV22 @lieferando Also that fact that no one thought to preemptively contact me when my food was over an hour late... @lieferando no way always public: My order was 90mins late and I called to cancel but instead of refunding me, my f… https://t.co/FXxBUgmODNWow the @lieferando customer service lying to me AGAIN. You guys should really be ashamed of yourselves.
8/28
2019
@fysicaltherapy <3Damn, Aaron came out exactly 7 years ago today. Which means you're all super old now. https://t.co/KqrpCNnLIS
8/23
2019
Atlas Hugged. @David_Rudnick @peter_boothroyd I mean the dayton shooter pledged support of Antifa and other leftist organizations… https://t.co/RRCbCXYo2b @IngoNiermann @DnlKlr true, it always feels like i'm invoking some dark magic when I have to call up Rechtsschutzve… https://t.co/5hwd6uBIxUremember in 2001 when the peak of cool was naming your electro-funk-minimal-house getup something like "Inglorious… https://t.co/i5LjHFPKRF @UMFANG The Indonesian place and the Thai place and the Nigerian place.wow the North Korean Embassy in Berlin is literally a youth hostel.
8/18
2019
@colinself Saint George's is the main english book shop, also english second hand.
8/16
2019
@icall_theshots i thought it was sexy.
8/14
2019
My hook-up made me turn off Red Scare because it “disturbed” him. Ugh. Germans....god, doesn't anyone wanna get their dick sucked these days? things aren't that bad, are they?
8/13
2019
Do I have a hook-up at izotope here who can get me a free or discounted version of Iris 2? I'll like mention it in… https://t.co/rVHQW827e4 @DnlKlr nm "https://t.co/gUrCEOITWn charges 12% of commission per order for the restaurant and will increase it to 13% from January 1, 2018" @DnlKlr What exactly is their business model? how can they not charge a delivery fee while paying standard contract… https://t.co/ZIQHZ0JdsL
8/12
2019
@DnlKlr dox and cancel him in a medium article.
8/8
2019
Now that everyone's afraid of incels again I hope they don't write off Panda from We Bare Bears.
8/6
2019
What does it mean when the healthiest sexual relationship I’ve had in 6 years is with a straight gamer bro who like… https://t.co/kDVQgoiSYRasked a 22 year old last night why her generation did so much keta, she simply replied "anthropocene." :(
8/4
2019
Berghain is literally now just programmers with their shirts off high on molly. It’s like ok you do upper arm but do you really care???Not “private viewing”... that was literally the most depressing thing I’ve done all year. Fuck...Wow, after maybe 100 applications I actually got a private viewing of a flat in Berlin in an hour. Please send all… https://t.co/b6tbt7XIh6
7/25
2019
@WHY_BE_ naw I was cleaning out a folder of old cover letters. I also applied to be a talent director at Universal… https://t.co/xRQJBcnUbulol forgot I actually applied to be the creative director at High Snobiety earlier this year when I was really depressed and unemployed.
7/22
2019
@DnlKlr Um yes!
7/21
2019
@IFKudamm pourquoi est-ce que vous ne jouez pas les films dans les versions originales?It’s genuinely unfair when people have dogs and you don’t. @peter_boothroyd reflected in the eyes of a pretty girl. @moro___________ ugh i wish more people were.
7/20
2019
ok science you either gotta find a cure for baldness or being gay. I don't really care which but this just isn't working for me, ok? @fysicaltherapy i decided this about hair cuts smh
7/17
2019
my new music's kinda depressing :/ getting old sucks.
7/16
2019
@DnlKlr It's like when an Antifa guy at one of my talks starting yelling "shut down google" and I told him that i w… https://t.co/EPYnZ1R6WnWe’re on the cusp of everyone pretending to be super christian now and I feel bad for the real Christians cuz that’… https://t.co/7D9MucjX57
7/15
2019
If I get this job as a position of power in the arts it'll be interesting to see just how easily I'm corrupted.
7/14
2019
Gays really love cellos...
7/13
2019
沖縄の獅子舞、なんかふさふさしてるし生物感ヤバいしで子供トラウマになりそう。 https://t.co/uZaGaKxiDw
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7/11
2019
if you cheers food, you are trash.
7/9
2019
Big german institution: "Can you bring CDJ's with you?"man on ICE to Cologne forcing his grandchild to listen Wagner on a tablet.
7/8
2019
@DnlKlr Three Mile Island with Japanese accents.
7/5
2019
my next album will have chord changes, maybe even key changes.
7/4
2019
"What if I made you beautiful music?" "What if you worked with an Algorithm?" -_-
7/3
2019
@geoff_mak MCM thing on torstrasseI'm singing a song for a luxury brand thing on thursday in berlin. hmu for info.
7/2
2019
@MobikeDE All the seats on your 3 gear bikes are always broken, it makes your product useless. Can you please address this?
7/1
2019
no longer a spring chicken, not yet a cantankerous old faggot.I was in a focus group for a german based streaming site today (70euros!) and when i admitted to the guy I use pira… https://t.co/zJLrbJWqCg
6/28
2019
@lisablanning are you with Thomas?
6/27
2019

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