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what's the name for those clusters of potted plants gays keep in their apartments? I've got one of those now...
5/26
2020
music probably doesn't really exist anymore.
5/25
2020
My team's botlane while I'm 1v3 trying to secure Dragon Soul screaming at them for help at the top of my lungs. https://t.co/Umm3xe7La2
Retweeted by Β❦DAN @realdeannahavas Oh I'm going all out for 32gb because I may never be able to afford another computer ever again.
5/24
2020
@realdeannahavas Omg is it the 13” with the 10th gen?
5/23
2020
I don't really know what my reach is on this platform, so I'm posting again in case you were out enjoying your sund… https://t.co/0xbUk5KmLw
5/18
2020
@realdeannahavas in 10 months some twaty curator will host a “very necessary” group show called Salon des annulés w… https://t.co/2iJ8t4VRpvNew Four Song EP. https://t.co/8ctXpUNdOj https://t.co/dbSesPN5iL
5/17
2020
Vampire Hunter’s DEvery losers curator and director who spent the past decade not paying anyone for anything suddenly gung-ho about a… https://t.co/q7jgzGOGRW
5/9
2020
To lower my carbon footprint I won’t be commissioning any remixes for my new music.Aaron, except i sing 'Karen'.
5/7
2020
Turns out releasing new music through a museum is no different than releasing through a label. I'm just sitting twi… https://t.co/EOePULfLO7 @WHY_BE_ True :( https://t.co/3bOOMbLZPS
5/6
2020
Trying to harness the energy of people who write “animal abuse!” on every cute cat or dog video.
4/29
2020
It’s weird listening to the Muzak I write for google and realizing that it’s good enough to be released on constell… https://t.co/Nr1bML8y2L
4/28
2020
I’m 100 pages into an 800 page history of Ukraine and for some reason I expected it to be a lot funnier.
4/26
2020
@realdeannahavas I had horse meat sashimi in Japan, and it was maybe the best thing I had there. 10/10.
4/22
2020
@WHY_BE_ ”Helen’s Recipes”<- YouTube
4/18
2020
Haha, i was so high in my 20s.
4/17
2020
At 20 I looked 12, had side burns, wore exclusively American apparel, and only attracted guys guys in their 50s.
4/16
2020
I’m very grateful to all the j-vloggers I follow for continuing to film yourself buying food from 7-Eleven and tell… https://t.co/fwXwULx1PGWalking thru Tiergarten single makes me feel like when Bart sold his soul and everyone’s coupled off but him and he can’t row to paradise...
4/12
2020
It's weird I went to film school.
4/11
2020
I miss my Jewish friends.
4/9
2020
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Retweeted by Β❦DAN @realdeannahavas Germans aren’t allowed to do that anymore.Uhh what’s happening? #berlin https://t.co/NBVGyV3SSK
4/8
2020
According the Financial Times there's apparently huge underground raves still happening in Berlin in spite of the q… https://t.co/wvzlXNpTWW @hesaitix And while that was happening they quietly demolished a large portion of the Berlin wall in Pankow without… https://t.co/xzh9lz7ipX
4/5
2020
I've been sober for 4 weeks, lost 6lbs and i'm no longer gay. Nature IS healing.
4/3
2020
Our creative tool is free for the next 90 days. Now go forth and fill this void with your garbage!
4/2
2020
@DnlKlr @guest__user Can we tho? I’m really confused by that. They sent me the harz iv forms yesterday but now I go… https://t.co/j9FxGOK5Pg @PR_ibb Ich glaube, ich habe den Antrag falsch ausgefüllt. Sie haben mir den doppelten Betrag geschickt, den ich be… https://t.co/pmX5H0hDmF
3/31
2020
@matdryhurst Yeah, I’m actually being paid for an upcoming online content thing. I assume because people realize no… https://t.co/NrzuS6ZJe7 @DnlKlr My edeka forces you to use a shopping cart so you’re always 1m away. But yeah no gloves and they looked wei… https://t.co/0vxZN8OPvN
3/30
2020
@PR_ibb Ist es nur mein Browser oder bewegt sich die Warteschlange nicht?
3/28
2020
I love how Berlin somehow managed to create the online equivalent of standing in line for bread in it's attempt to modernize. @PR_ibb Ich verstehe nicht: Es steht "mehr als eine Stunde", aber was passiert, wenn unser Platz mitten in der Nach… https://t.co/NcfNKNN3PpSmh, and it’s not even noon. https://t.co/pIV7QnYAphCan't wait for noon when 4.7million freelancers crash the Berlin Investment Bank's server applying for general supp… https://t.co/bkBf2s15XZ @DnlKlr That’s how I feel about Say So
3/27
2020
every music service sending me a letter saying "It's hard out there, so we're doing a thing. And that thing is impo… https://t.co/8qvWX8DI49 @geoff_mak https://t.co/GUqoy4ZVvi @geoff_mak You can go on ALGII now, they just announced an amnesty on foreigners claiming support.I want my taxes for the past 5 years back.Damn germany, even canada's giving freelancers 2k/month during the crisis. So much for social democracy you turds.
3/26
2020
@DnlKlr I’m half expecting a response like “how dare you come to our country, live and pay taxes here for 15 years… https://t.co/sMqp6lnSST
3/25
2020
I bought a pull up bar and it turns out that if I ever had to hold on for my life with one hand, I’d be dead.Lol, where’s the @RBMA corona artist support fund? How bout you, @rubbertracks? Lollll
3/24
2020
govt literally telling me to get my ass on welfare. O.K. but you better promise not to kick me out later this year. @malykh_kate Are they cheap?Why do you all have Berber rugs?I wonder if Germany will revert back to the XXcentury reality it loves so dearly after introducing emergency online… https://t.co/SQigdnBE85
3/23
2020
Happy 90th Birthday Mr. Sondheim! I love you so I recorded your song this afternoon. I hope you live forever! https://t.co/0zoKIA9L94 @realdeannahavas it's Skype.
3/22
2020
@ericschmerick I have a friend who’s a scientist who specializes in these exact type of viruses and he told me this… https://t.co/fApBn1mkc8The black hole really has become a home...
3/21
2020
I appreciate that operas companies are trying to compete with porn for our attention during this torpor.
3/20
2020
No ones gonna write a king lear cuz they’ll all be busy jacking off to free pornhub.
3/19
2020
Aight let’s give this a go 😬: https://t.co/xyrOr2kPTo @fysicaltherapy While “Happily Divorced” is on YouTube in it entiretyit's fun to see all the amazing houses my swiss friends are staying.
3/18
2020
@BVG_Ubahn Police men who are forced to shut down small businesses and events to preserve the health of the populac… https://t.co/324FE514yM @BVG_Ubahn It's your responsibility to *clearly* articulate what the regulations are at a time like this, not specu… https://t.co/laGfhPYwwK @BVG_Ubahn It was not intentional when it was not clear. And you are insane if you think this is an appropriate res… https://t.co/H5H1UZMdTO @realdeannahavas @BVG_Ubahn yes, the @BVG_Ubahn will actually send you to prison if you don't even tho the court sy… https://t.co/UntVlygGsQwas fined today on the @BVG_Ubahn even tho their buses have signs saying payment isn't nessisary. Don't you feel… https://t.co/nogZp3hMyEwas fined today on the @BVGBerlin even tho their buses have signs saying payment isn't nessisary. Don't you feel li… https://t.co/trL5TvX2ok
3/17
2020
Taking this time to learn at new trade. 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 https://t.co/yfMxQ0Kv3U
3/14
2020
And as I looked at my remaining 1 and 1/2 rolls of toilet paper i couldn't help but wonder: was I wrong to jest?And so it begins: my job at the museum is cancelled until further notice. The senate has closed all cultural institutions starting Saturday. @DnlKlr We’ll have to wait at least 9months to compare tho.Corona babies> Chernobyl Babies Chernobyl Babies> Baby Boomers...corona babies.I trust all you breeders are staying in these months and making the babies needed to pay my pension...
3/12
2020
I wonder if my students in Lausanne will think my funky French is cute or if they’ll just skip class?"just live off touring bro" was the "it's just the flu bro" of the music industry and now we can't tour because it wasn't just the flu 🥴
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3/11
2020
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3/1
2020
@DnlKlr Isn’t that basically what your documentary was? @realdeannahavas He’s busy making operas in China about Brexit. No joke.
2/28
2020
@_LOTIC 🥰
2/27
2020
@fysicaltherapy i didn’t know you were a stüssy model. https://t.co/MkpckWnVmmMy hemorrhoid stopped bleeding today AND it snowed for the first time this year. Nature is back in balance.
2/26
2020
assaulting music critics is the new punching nazis. https://t.co/UtPGFTJNuq
2/24
2020
@MylesUSA oh, i can't really deal with gay stuff either.What's a good new book that isn't sci-fi or a collection of bratty anecdotes from a millennial "trying to navigate the art world"?Happy Rent Freeze day Berlin. Hopefully this doesn't blow up in our faces like every housing policy you've made in the past 30 years.
2/23
2020
@fysicaltherapy I’m getting a dog.
2/20
2020
Is getting a dog because you think it’ll help with your depression the gay version of having a kid to save your marriage?
2/19
2020
"I'm been learning 5 languages on my phone, campaigning for a presidential nominee in another country, moonlighting… https://t.co/zYTKyHQsCg
2/18
2020
Gonna call my next album “Baudin” to lift the veil ever so slightly on my elusive musical persona.Was performance art always adults dressed as teenagers walking about big spaces? I can’t remember it being anything else at this point...
2/17
2020
the best part of your 30's is talking to 20yos about your 20's. and I imagine the best part of your 40's is not having to talk to 20yos. @colinself c u 2nite! <3People who can actually sing on key should be given a pension because it’s such a rare thing these days.
2/15
2020
While maybe the only possible recourse for these spaces in lieu of the realities of real-estate in the city, the mo… https://t.co/UcqYfgVnGT
2/13
2020
Next buttigieg wine cave fundraiser https://t.co/1VNJMHVI6p
Retweeted by Β❦DANpeople who colour coordinate their books should be stripped of their diplomas.
2/12
2020
Not sure what the difference is between those little girls who watch Frozen literally every day and new yorkers who… https://t.co/K151y2qg16
2/11
2020

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