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@MichaelaOkla Omg I just saw this and decided I would never find outcanāt wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelorrepresentation is so important like if the founding fathers were hot half asian girls maybe i wouldāve been interes⦠https://t.co/ipg6lOd4dmmy sister just dropped her community college art class bc she said there was ātoo much geometryā and i was like āwh⦠https://t.co/M0MJSjjyrK @ellorysmith Healed. Thank you Ellory. @emmaketchup7 ššš
@abbygov You have to stan @corietjohnson @jamieloftusHELP Amazing @notrylock she is amazing and iconic @tori_spec Thank you for your service @NikaLomazzo I definitely do feel lucky for the additional inches I have @NikaLomazzo Tell her thank you her existence is a blessing @ChrisCroy I thought she was 5ā!itās just me and Kristen chennoweth out here and some Olympic gymnastsim singlehandedly trying to normalize being 4ā11ā - weight of the world on my shoulders @saggiesplinters @charlidamelio @GKuhlenschmidt Need to know! @safrazie š¤Ŗme: i need a xanax prescription for when i go on planes
psychiatrist: bc you have anxiety related to flying?
me:⦠https://t.co/LtGPOjYJI3 @_RobertSchultz So truei hate when someone you know for a fact has had a threesome is like āi have really bad social anxietyā like no you⦠https://t.co/DUtvSqN1g9live footage of me doing whatever a 19 year-old on tiktok tells me to https://t.co/QpGsIjEMw1
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @anne_sundell omfg us millennials are being punked so hardāØTwitter friends, a fellow trauma survivor I care for deeply is facing homelessness right now. My friend Nik put to⦠https://t.co/NuVwCUnfNR
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @amore_orless hahahahahathis is what every couple that goes out for indoor dining in beverly hills looks like https://t.co/J8VqWSmCbm
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time for my daily shame shower. (where i take a shower and think about every cringey thing ive ever said or done. it takes an hour usually) @khiyon94 @TheWittyGirl @CrystalnChelsea YAYYYYAnnoucing on MLK day that @CrystalnChelsea, @khiyon94 & Iās comedy pilot about a psychic that scams a white lady in⦠https://t.co/CI8cg7sgN6
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @blackprints hahahahahah @saggiesplinters So smart go girlieIām sorry but weāre in a pandemic. No one should be allowed to buy red solo cups. What are you using those for š³
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ok fine Iāll pay my taxes but I want an itemized list of the services the govt thinks they provided me w this year⦠https://t.co/lTESeDnFKbi know im surrounded by fakes bc im 25 and no one in my life has called me out for wearing band tees from urban outfitters @nori_reed U need to write a song about it!Jeff Bezos made $4,475,885 per hour in 2018 and they have us at each otherās throats for $15 an hour https://t.co/MqjgYazarr
Retweeted by Dana Donnellymoms are obsessed w simping over their shitty ass sonsis it the best movie ive ever seen or just the first movie i havenāt been on my phone during in a whilewhy did my dad just send me this tweet iām going to kms https://t.co/WdHyxKItV6
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @corietjohnson OMFGGGold women describing how they met their husband of 60 years https://t.co/a4P4hbh8hK
Retweeted by Dana Donnellyitās crazy how a lot of the people criticizing burger flipping are white dads who love to grill



CEOs on their yachts drinking thousand dollar bottles of champagne getting economic anxiety over the idea of paying⦠https://t.co/oBsTYIA3KOthe way they are handling the vaccine rollout in Los Angeles is more proof we have no business hosting the fucking Olympics here
Retweeted by Dana Donnellycorporation: if minimum wage goes up, how will we stay in business?
everyone: pay your executives less
corporatio⦠https://t.co/cl7E0Qm8KK
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @ginadivittorio itās about time!!Sports icon @danadonly finally getting the recognition she deserves https://t.co/5X0eCOasEP
Retweeted by Dana DonnellyWhy are anti $15/hr ppl so horny for others to starve and die? Like Iām not one to kink shame but damn
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @guacamoley3 hahahahaidk who needs to hear this but you werenāt gifted your parents were just narcissists who couldnāt accept that theyā⦠https://t.co/gqj8TVJclustop arguing against raising the minimum wage. that budget book youāre simping for will literally never fuck you
Retweeted by Dana Donnellybunch of high schoolers just walked past my car in the Taco Bell drive thru I was playing coldplay loud as hell. on⦠https://t.co/yVjhMKvQ18
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@ohJuliatweets ya literally thought it was you Iām shockedfyi im not actually that interested in the āscienceā here thanksok how about this for an invention? coffee that hydrates you. @TheWittyGirl hahahahai have no respect for adults who act like their parentsā dog is their dog. youāre 30 years old, just get one of you⦠https://t.co/4E4dNOdp84behind every great woman there are like 3 guys she used to date who have her blocked on social media @emmaketchup7 Wake up!
i think im generally attracted to older men, not bc i have ādaddy issuesā but bc my dad is dead and millennial men⦠https://t.co/qa767Wob5GI think that everyone with a period should have one day off from work a month and I donāt think Iām kidding
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @blackprints HUGE CONGRATS @amore_orless Still cute!im worried this tweet has cringey āfeed me pizza and touch my buttā vibes. lmki want to be able to skip the early part of friendships and just jump straight to the ābeing on our phones the whol⦠https://t.co/3CwGsmypmP

itās so hot to me when foreign government officials issue serious stay at home ordersBridgerton wants what Brandyās Cinderella has
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly*me after being on my phone for the whole movie*
i just felt like it was really slow and confusing?

Me on Twitter: landlords deserve the ***** penalty
Me in my email to my landlord: hi sir first of all I love you
Retweeted by Dana Donnellygirls describing their high school boyfriend: my first love! the one who got away!
girls describing their college⦠https://t.co/gEathQVPbY
Retweeted by Dana Donnellythey should make covid in charge of distributing the covid vaccine everyone would get it so fast
Retweeted by Dana Donnellysorry i didnāt text you back, i spent all day completely consumed by my own self hatredfor me the difference between getting 6 and 7 hours of sleep is either i spend all day wanting to kill someone or i⦠https://t.co/VXVTaVUWy4 @heyjaredhey hahahaha @AmySilverberg life is crazy in that hot girls are always cold @sahana_srini Omfg @Hooraydiation The horror @HarperRoseD Ok damim not in therapy anymore bc at this point most of my problems have to do w internet shit and there isnāt a license⦠https://t.co/DKBGkU8kSZ @corietjohnson lmaoooo



@SydneyBattle Pretty privilege is people never wanting to hold ur hand @DarthLux SAME @SydneyBattle representation matters @thisyearsgurl hot little cold girlsam i straight or do i just like men bc their hands are always really warm and every pretty girl has ice block hands @anne_sundell Americaās decline will be marked by DIY tiktok surgery tutorials bc no one has healthcaregoing viral on parler by posting āunions š¤®ā
Retweeted by Dana DonnellyThe most realistic Harry Potter storyline is definitely the one where he canāt handle that his girlfriend cries a lot
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @corietjohnson THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME EARRINGS OF THE REAL LIVE MEDICATION I AM ONi am @danadonly ās ear pharmacy ā¼ļø š š https://t.co/RUkr8iDWnr
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @cmbc_podcast god these are all so good @wyntermitchell youāre better than mewhy do weekends go by so fast? im not READY to check my emails š @sophiebuddle Lmaoo @emmaketchup7 Thatās just not youāidk how yāall do that 9-5 shitā - me doing that 10-6 shit
Retweeted by Dana DonnellyI feel like Tyra would have asked the girls to take the Capitol building as a mini challenge
Retweeted by Dana Donnelly @nori_reed I cut some in April and now theyāre literally gone





@makeupatake ok looks like im gonna have to fire off some accusatory texts rn @GKuhlenschmidt @Converse @KamalaHarris Omg congrats! canāt wait to order a pairdreams come true @Converse x @KamalaHarris https://t.co/w6BpaZXS0C
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