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Probably listening to music from the 90's right now. Engineer at @Simple.

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Joined Twitter 10/18/07


This person is now the coolest person I have ever seen. Her name is Holly and she’s flown all over the country to d… https://t.co/0xcnFhn7SWeminem's sign language interpreter is a rap god https://t.co/D5wrDUIBzA
Retweeted by Dan Dean @kf @estoner @emilyst It’s cause I’m old isn’t it. All the olds were on Beavis and Butthead at some point. @emilyst @estoner It’s the hard truth @estoner @emilyst I’m the bike thief with short hair: https://t.co/SdPXIbUWlAI can’t retweet this without being honest that I’ve done this. I didn’t get it at the time, but I do now. https://t.co/c0rmNicj62I’m on an episode of Bevis and Butthead. They make fun of me. https://t.co/X3skm10ovK12. That what's the owner of the Red Hen was doing by refusing to serve Sanders: saying, No. This is not just a nor… https://t.co/D90FKxb4ac
Retweeted by Dan DeanWell, it’s time to make a scene. Bigots want us overly focused on civility so they feel empowered to do the unthink… https://t.co/avD6Je539q
Retweeted by Dan DeanWhen human rights are on the line, this cannot be answered with civility. Only a forceful confrontation prepared to… https://t.co/NPPrBDh4x0
Retweeted by Dan DeanBigots with power are counting on you to “not make a scene.” They are counting on us to overly emphasize civility.… https://t.co/NTf8uhDNOE
Retweeted by Dan Deankind of amazed and appalled by the number of humpty dumpty political operatives who think that political life shoul… https://t.co/2RvsZ4rHDH
Retweeted by Dan DeanTo regain the trust of the American people, it’s time we #AbolishICE. https://t.co/cCN69zMmFr
Retweeted by Dan Deangod damn, these people really wouldn’t have lifted a finger to stop the nazis https://t.co/6oy2W2ldph
Retweeted by Dan DeanIf your party puts children -- any children -- in cages, you don't get to talk about civility.
Retweeted by Dan DeanHonestly, I really wish we could just talk about pizza and woodworking and JavaScript and kiddos, but it's hard to… https://t.co/ceytxl44c0
Retweeted by Dan DeanTo everyone who has tweeted back, "Not me, I can PROVE I'm a citizen" -- you miss the point. Without due process,… https://t.co/tRa3EAjxin
Retweeted by Dan DeanAnd they probably will work out just fine for you and me, because we're part of the Majority; we're not the targets… https://t.co/tfnjCRyBOrThe Comfortable Majority didn't mind going to war with Iraq. The Comfortable Majority thinks things will work out… https://t.co/dQE7kFAfrhThe Comfortable Majority was fine with segregation and Jim Crow. The Comfortable Majority didn't stand with Martin… https://t.co/CqgPQGYToiThe Comfortable Majority didn't work to end slavery. The Comfortable Majority didn't care about Native American ge… https://t.co/A8R8YnO0i2You and I – we are in this country's Comfortable Majority. We look back at History and imagine we'd have done somet… https://t.co/LjHBDFF2Zo @estoner Gatsby is so good! @estoner I see you deleting tweets! https://t.co/htnGSpbI6kThis is real. This is where we are. https://t.co/qRAUBGlCH7 @shayndanks If you get your shit together you’ll look back on this day of being patiently explained to in embarrassment. @TannerLD Nice porch! Exposed ceiling beams! Do it!!!It’s exhausting to get the constant stream of politics and societal angst on here. I just want to write puns and f… https://t.co/I4ypI0gWuCWhen someone tells you that yes, events are worrying, but it isn't *really* authoritarianism, fascism, and/or a rep… https://t.co/usy2gNwQVz
Retweeted by Dan Dean
6/25
2018
@MeghanMcCain Fuck your feelings, right? @BrettHamil That we're only considering this now with this admin shows how low our standards are. When I sit and th… https://t.co/X2o2lXB0WaSo you really just don't understand what systemic oppression is. The thing about systemic oppression is that it d… https://t.co/VQW65MONeM
Retweeted by Dan Dean @SweetStocks22 Bill, you're a racist asshole.https://t.co/mV1cLiH2TO @kevin_corlett @AFarray @melissadoom @jbouie Kevin I don’t know how else to say this but: shut up. Zip it. Ixnae th… https://t.co/RXxYmVnaql @shayndanks @absurdistwords You are creating a false equivalence between the actions of the oppressors and the acti… https://t.co/zLq9Djy5gLI know that many of you would prefer that my code-to-social criticism ratio gets back up. I empathize with you, bu… https://t.co/ZLvRVQ2Jn2
Retweeted by Dan DeanHe’s saying quite clearly that he wants to take away our due process rights.📣 What President Trump suggested here is both illegal and unconstitutional. Any official who has sworn an oath to… https://t.co/5x0he67lSr
Retweeted by Dan DeanReality. https://t.co/TTUZzaLHfwFascism. https://t.co/PmGfBKxHbv @hisaac Thank you! It’s such a weird little wall.New home office shelf constructed. Now to mud, sand, prime, and paint. It’s was a totally useless little area. Soo… https://t.co/zepcxLlM36 @sullydish So if you’re white... and keeping your country white is your conservative politics... does that make Con… https://t.co/O24DQfhRkW @AriFleischer https://t.co/PNf3jOJMDv @robert_mariani @AndrewKirell Let’s just cut to the chase: you are white, have the misunderstanding that the US is… https://t.co/fITLP9HuTh @ErikLoomis I’m pretty sure she deserves it and that individuals from this administration should be rejected from r… https://t.co/MboCwHqxX7 @estoner Don’t do it, kid! @kylemathews The Seattle Art Museum does rentals: https://t.co/FwuLMapoFx
6/24
2018
“Hey time to wash hands” 3yo: <flops on the ground, starts sobbing> “Come on, wash your hands. 3yo: <moving arm… https://t.co/SqlAWGBtAy @taylorotwell @mathiasverraes @unclebobmartin Seeking asylum isn’t illegal. @estoner Please tell me you’ll blow it up when it’s only half empty. @PressSec @POTUS In a very calm voice you help takes people rights, you help take their healthcare, you help put th… https://t.co/1KXV85vSsXSeattle during Pride is so great. @VeryBentley Reading this might be helpful: https://t.co/i4wMTUwWOP
6/23
2018
One of my math teachers at @UW, in the class lecture context, would regularly use his wife as the punchline in anec… https://t.co/145oEdDELr @DotNetRussell And you never answered: "Why do *you* think this inhumanity needs defending? You think this country… https://t.co/NnZQiIeXuS @DotNetRussell Characterizing me as living in a bubble shows you are not trying to have a discussion here. You have… https://t.co/wEoUH2ki5E @DotNetRussell If you're building those airplanes or forging that steel, and you know that it's being used for that… https://t.co/grmGaG5kcR @DotNetRussell Our opinions do not exist in a vacuum. They have real implications. If we allow our government to us… https://t.co/UcV4VrkiyE @DotNetRussell What you are not admitting is that by defending this you are working to perpetuate this harm. Whethe… https://t.co/XnQNBlfPL3 @DotNetRussell Not an echo chamber. Your argument serves to justify inhumanity to children. That's on you, not on t… https://t.co/mRb32iAob0 @DotNetRussell <while listening to children screaming> "Yeah but maybe there's something good also" @DotNetRussell "It's possible that.." – we know for a fact that it is currently being used to inflict harm. You're… https://t.co/YKkzi6EPuD @DotNetRussell That's a conveniently limited view of American history. Congress has always been pushed into actio… https://t.co/1gUjUZkxNZ @DotNetRussell Our government is not currently acting in our best interest. The children who are being taken from t… https://t.co/ElO7BRhdTA @DotNetRussell We should do both: take away the hammer while they're actively harming people, and fix the governmen… https://t.co/sucUkN100n @DotNetRussell I didn't say you didn't have a right to an opinion. Your background doesn't protect your awful opin… https://t.co/WJemTyFRmN @DotNetRussell @lizthegrey Anthony, please, shut the fuck up.“We refuse to build the platform that powers ICE, and we refuse to contribute to tools that violate human rights.” https://t.co/vgXB7OiD2i
6/22
2018
@mikeal Sounds like classic Turning Point tactics https://t.co/XvhCbh255y @IvankaTrump @POTUS Fuck youGetting accepted to Ada is an incredible opportunity. It was a life changer for me. Lets send Katricia to Ada! https://t.co/oVa2cvRxv7
Retweeted by Dan Dean @SpoxDHS Eat shit you fucking ghoul.“I have a really good drain. I mean, brain.” – my 3yo childRemember when @cmkshama said SPD should block ICE & Mayor Murray called the idea “irresponsible & dangerous”? Now h… https://t.co/ysSOCjNjjr
Retweeted by Dan Dean @kinakuta_james "We're putting police at every voting location to ensure a safe vote!"
6/21
2018
@thomasccoker You're racist; your opinion on this is irrelevant.Small teams need to ruthlessly prioritize what they care about. Tests? Documentation? Customer Feedback? Code Revie… https://t.co/htCI253CQ6
Retweeted by Dan Dean
6/20
2018

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