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Tim @Dandelion2002 Hampshire, United Kingdom

Classic BMW enthusiast. Ailurophile. Optimist. All views plagiarised.

74 Following   45 Followers   323 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/1/09


@ladychatterley So many similarities between you and Billie Eilish. Wonderful musicians both. Do you know each other?
7/19
2018
@SW_Railway 2/2 ...Great failure of eye contact or audibility though. Full marks for those. @SW_Railway You should tell the man in the ticket office at Farncombe to try to be more surly. I’m sure he’s got it… https://t.co/MzREI6jf3d
2/1
2017
So I'm 25p ahead! @ladychatterley https://t.co/03fq0VukiA @ladychatterley Go Idaho! Third place. Luckily I went for an each way bet.
7/29
2017
@ladychatterley @NerinaPallot Definitely! @NerinaPallot am backing Idaho in the 1535 at Ascot tomorrow. Wish me luck! @ladychatterley
7/28
2016
@PaulCliftonBBC Thank you! @wardthomasmusic please RT and save the historic railway footbridge in your home town of #Alton https://t.co/F7OF5YPu0F . Thanks! @alstewitn Never say die! pls sign the petitions at 38 Degrees and https://t.co/RbCcZ6aktx if you haven't. Join Friends of Alton Stn? @ChrisGPackham please RT and support the campaign to save the historic #Alton #Hampshire railway footbridge https://t.co/vFw7xiFhzh .Thanks @PaulCliftonBBC please RT and support the campaign to save #Alton's historic railway footbridge https://t.co/vFw7xiFhzh . Maybe do a piece? @alstewitn please RT and support the campaign to save the #Alton historic railway footbridge https://t.co/vFw7xiFhzh . Thank you in advance. @damianhindsmp please RT & support the campaign to save #Alton's historic railway footbridge https://t.co/vFw7xiFhzh @jeremyvine please please RT & help save this last remaining historic timber railway footbridge in #Alton #Hampshire https://t.co/vFw7xinGaH @gilescoren never been to @Randolphhotel but your review sums up many a rubbish English hotel stay. Finally someone's noticed! Thank you.
10/16
2016
@NRE_SWT the chap at the barriers (on bridge) at Clapham Jct at 1030 today = most helpful member of staff I've ever come across. Praise him!
8/12
2016
@JohnCleese I gather you visited my friend Geoffrey Ford (RIP) in hospital recently. Thank you, and I hope you found him in good spirits.
8/11
2016
Retweet if you've seen our 2016 display & like what you saw. If you've not seen it yet, the Full show is like this! https://t.co/lHWjgZN1FQ
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7/5
2016
@BBCNews thousands stuck at Waterloo station needing to get somewhere to vote. Will referendum turn on SWT's reliability?
6/23
2016
@achrisevans is this you, in the old days, when you had hair, hiding behind a cloud? #justasking https://t.co/Cjk5F089Jc @BMW @BMW_UK gosh what a lineage. Want all of them, now!
6/17
2016
@ladychatterley Looking forward to it 😊
4/19
2016
Hope Andrea has a lovely cruise break after faking an injury to spend 3 months on holiday @itvtakeaway #SNT @antanddec
Retweeted by TimI do love Ant & Dec's #SNT but I never understand why they reward sneaky, lying, deceitful people like the woman they've given a holiday to.
Retweeted by TimThis is more like it #SNTQuite stupefied by the person chosen to be rewarded on #SNT
2/27
2015
When I was in the army, once the sergeant said to me: “What does surrender mean?” I said: “I give up.”
Retweeted by TimRT before midnight for a chance to win this #VeryBritishProblems package. The winner will be told tomorrow, UK only https://t.co/IjVxFYKULP
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12/17
2015
"Contains strong language and even stronger laughs" - @EsquireUK on Complete Christmas Mood: https://t.co/SXNpE27aCJ https://t.co/65SKQB4yqA
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12/10
2015
@opieoils your packaging gets the seal of approval http://t.co/gTcYu66FDlMaestro! http://t.co/vQsVnoVmcV
9/18
2015
.@AutoBant some old skool @BMW 's for #WednesdayWant 2 3.0 CSL Batmobile's, many 2002 's & a fleet of colourful Z1's http://t.co/ZOzJGScpcq
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8/20
2015
Sun's out. Time to play. #bmw #bmw2002 http://t.co/T0BU7NepvT
8/16
2015
Wow. 1949 mk 5 cabrio #jaguar http://t.co/KTqb6Eol4Y
6/27
2015
"You're sure that's the right word?" "Like, 80% sure, yeah." "Print it." http://t.co/RyteF8V2ko
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6/9
2015
Lovely day for it @doseofvintage #bmw2002 #roundie #Targa @bmwclassic http://t.co/2vPfZgxrdb
5/23
2015
BMW E24 635 CSI - Old Colonel Cars - Old Colonel Cars http://t.co/hfk9sSE3pV
5/19
2015
#WednesdayWant: We’d be pleasantly surprised if you could find better: http://t.co/kWSdJHlVjE #635Csi #UsedBMW http://t.co/4ZBiBw5cMk
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5/15
2015
First race! #greenpowertrust #goblins @greenpowertrust @seafordcollege http://t.co/t0eJ9evAYT
4/25
2015
That's more like it. Drop that top! #TargaTuesday #bmw2002 #roundie http://t.co/AWZHEdTxbZNew acquisition. #TargaTuesday #bmw2002 😊 http://t.co/UmBiPyUlJUDay trip to Cromer to collect my latest folly. #bmw2002 #bmw #2002 .
4/21
2015
@TheWerkShopBMW thanks for the follow. Big fan of your work!
4/15
2015
Bought myself some treats for an upcoming project. Not sure will need tortoise though. #stahlwille @stahlwilleuk http://t.co/jk6yxivQ1u
3/21
2015
@theJeremyVine @welcomebreak it's happening everywhere. http://t.co/rtl6VWFNPV
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3/17
2015
Genius: http://t.co/2IFqbIn5nf
Retweeted by TimVery shocking: This is how scammers make dangerously old tires look new http://t.co/f8pDwUdbPd http://t.co/hAGayrd7AD
Retweeted by Tim @4StarClassics Nice #E30 #Baur outside your place yesterday @bmw2002faq Yay, another one saved! The world is a happier place.
3/13
2015
Imagine if - of all the atrocities in the world - the one thing that prompted you to sign a petition was your support for Jeremy Clarkson.
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3/12
2015
@AutoBant #WednesdayWant Mid-engined Renault 5 Turbo2..... http://t.co/mv4A3TUeTz
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3/11
2015
If I can just get to that 20p that fell behind the dashboard... #whatkindofidiotwouldstartajoblikethis #heatermatrix http://t.co/1hQr2ULd5G
3/9
2015
Refurbed wheels. New tyres. Can hardly not fit shiny new centre caps #Michelin #BMW http://t.co/Nfq0TrWKXhBrake job for brother's Golf. Because that's what you do for faaaaamily. Not looking forward to heater matrix though. http://t.co/gEC5p67B1R
3/8
2015
Crocuses @durhamcathedral http://t.co/VZQd7d823c
Retweeted by TimBMW Highline 635 CSI underside restoration completed today. http://t.co/wx6I8dhpcf
Retweeted by Tim#bmw02 #bmw2002 #bmw2002faq #bmw #vintAgebmw #bmwverona #roundie #hiptobesquare by bmw2002faq http://t.co/2tyZl0cwGT
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3/6
2015
Rooks flying around with implausibly sized twigs in their beaks. Must be Spring! @MunichLegends call that a dilemma? E9 every time!Does anyone else think that a #tyre supplied as "new" but with a manufacturing date of 0114 is not so much "new" as more than a year "old"?
3/4
2015
PEUGEOT 404 COUPÉ http://t.co/XxCvKOawh3 #classiccars http://t.co/ATO4p0Kk63
Retweeted by TimWho could forget the #e21 - the first of the #3series. 4 cyl = 2 headlights, 6 cyl = 4 headlights :) stunning Alpina! http://t.co/qfqZ1iZLHM
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3/2
2015
@SW_Trains 1315 Alton to Wloo. Also humorous descriptions of 1st class and quiet zone. Very refreshing - tell him to keep it up!Gotta love a sarcastic @NRE_SWT guard:"if you see anything suspicious, such as someone smiling, please alert me or another member of staff"
2/26
2015
Would love to go and have a wonder around here, significant BMWs from every era.. #bmw http://t.co/D4ZPaXTU73 http://t.co/jBTNAjc6ga
Retweeted by Tim @tyres2u saw this and thought of you. 2 eggs on inside sidewall-not quite what I wanted for breakfast! #10yroldtyres http://t.co/nYhQDD5jm2
2/21
2015
Brilliant “@ValaAfshar: Definition: Irony http://t.co/i2HT07hztQ
Retweeted by TimDodgy aftermarket HID installation. No wonder so much radio interference with headlights on! #removeit #notoriginal http://t.co/tk5FAYpvceHmm. Now, where do I start? #megasquirt #bmw2002 #spaghetti http://t.co/gTIe7bUQHqE30 fuel tank fitting and pump converted to provide return line #megasquirt #bmw2002 http://t.co/pZqgvCrSsH
2/20
2015
Fab #roadtrip yesterday including visit to @haynesmuseum. Good timing as today it will pour! #bmw #635CSi #sunshine http://t.co/NgApF5Yd1R @bmw2002faq M52? Madness! #bmw2002 @AutoBant Nothing fancy, not even a Turbo 2 just a regular Ragnotti special #WednesdayWant http://t.co/KnL1av1Opu
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2/19
2015
Sun's out: Time for a road trip. Hmm, Fritz's Bits then Haynes museum I think. #bmw #635CSi #roadtrip http://t.co/TA3baDPjx5
2/18
2015
#2002sday #theleanmachine #bmw2002faq #bmw1600 #bmw2002 #anotherwhisperingbomb #vintagebmw #oldtimerbmw by bmw2002f… http://t.co/qygCN8aLCT
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2/17
2015
@QuentinWillson good call on Clio Williams. What about R5 Gordini, Alpine, Turbo2 though? #want one #wantallofthem
2/13
2015
Yay! Finally got Cortana on my phone. Anyone know what it is? #windowsphone #lumia
2/12
2015
@daviddwill You were obviously not on the same train as me!
2/10
2015
@Hioctane308 @ClassicCar_TV @RealJodieKidd @QuentinWillson hear hear. Series record already set up in case I miss any.Unbeatable BMW 2000 touring. Yes, They were a couples of miles faster than a 2002 #vintageaerodynamics #yestheywerehttp://t.co/b9kFSVg2rw
Retweeted by TimFrom the vaults...Government issues guidelines for encounters with white BMWs http://t.co/sVqLvqMKl0
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2/5
2015
I was laughing so much as I bought this card, the assistant asked if I was ok. All hail @ModernToss . http://t.co/evYliePgko
Retweeted by TimRT "@b2byookay: #NiceCars The Professionals' Ford Escort RS2000 http://t.co/hDD9auawIY” Very cool!
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1/29
2015
@YorkshireLiff @ThatsLiff no definition of Huddersfield in any of the books so I wrote one for you - see earlier tweets. Also Feltham. #liff
1/28
2015
Huddersfield (n.) A 1970s innuendo. Unlike Feltham (q.v.), the Huddersfield was the preferred device of comics Benny Hill and Dick EmeryFeltham (n. ) (Archaic) An innuendo of a type much beloved by the Carry On film series. Not to be confused with Huddersfield (q.v.) #liffBMW 3.0 CSL http://t.co/1z7yOPkJMJ #classiccars http://t.co/KVLBNfg3F3
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1/26
2015
@camillalong @my_grayne looked to me more like Wolfie SmithGolf Yellow: Flared 1972 BMW 3.0 CSL http://t.co/c0M4I5sdfy #classiccars http://t.co/fC54jdRSJG
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1/22
2015
@tyres2u @Hioctane308 no snow yet but first snowdrops out! Shame, as winter tyres fitted and ready for action. http://t.co/1G9dUZCtRX @daviddwill where? When? @ErnigripMotors try Giles at Top Print, Alton, Hants. True petrolhead and will sort you out. No affiliation save he's a like minded mate!
1/21
2015
New Year's resolution: Get these beauties fitted. #bmw2002 #megasquirt #jenvey http://t.co/YdxErh0wOe
1/10
2015
@BMWCCGB is the club office closed? Can't seem to get a response to emails or phone calls.
1/6
2015
@Hioctane308 cheers for the followJust watched How to Steal a Million. Now daughter wants one of these. #autobianchi #bianchina #AudreyHepburn http://t.co/4tsf9zunKT#Want #ParisDakar1980 http://t.co/YMuJl8xwfJ
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1/3
2014
Woolwich Arsenal (n.) One who feels the need to release the entire top of his trouser when using a urinal. #liff @ThatsLiff
12/31
2014

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