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Comedian, resident of 🇬🇧 and 🇺🇸 (NO ACCENT OR STEREOTYPE COMEDY HERE)social justice warlord, booking enquiries: Geli@utcartistmanagement.co.uk

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Dad won an #Emmy #StanLathan #SticksAndStones @DaveChappelle @TelevisionAcad 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/HioTGXwfga
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍#DaveChappelle WINS 2x Emmys for #SticksAndStones here’s his Acceptance Speech! ✊🏾😂 https://t.co/JPHEm3Ra2h
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍I am elated to see #DaveChappelle win an Emmy as he deserves. But I despair that it’s been a concerted effort in… https://t.co/eeLp5X5DjONEW VIDEO! I don't care who tries to stop me, I'm ranking the top 5 best chocolate bars in the UK 🍫 Cancel me if… https://t.co/iggI6UnjbX
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍A man with munchines is the best to muse on milk chocolates! Have a watch! https://t.co/1SpB7egMy2 @andymcgr4th Yeah the last person who said this to America was shot in the face. So I’ve decided to just say as is. @JessHubs It’s beyond disgusting. America is the home of Nazism and and the insane death cult that worships murder.Proving white supremacy is evil and all of you that follow this system of governance are evil too. https://t.co/gncT1dbw2UWanton endangerment? America is now a despotic regime that commits atrocities against its own citizens. To deny… https://t.co/MD8oiTDEUaGot some new content and creations in the works with @danielstirrup Get ready for DANimation, coming very soon!… https://t.co/TifwrR6u1jAllow me the self promotion (I’ve not done any in 12 years) but episode 2 of my little podcast is out and it’s funn… https://t.co/ZPSpeoZ1Ze
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍Man like @dannymccomedy never hypes the ting, so when he does it matters! Listen to his pod ASAP no Rocky! https://t.co/u8d5qTL1by @RonJichardson @LucyABeaumont thanks so much for having me and letting me baby girl (super duper cute!!) Binging… https://t.co/y46Kd79kTz @SachaBrooks And beautiful. Classic black girl magic and Melaninated Mysticism 😄♥️✊🏾Remember Tolerating racism is racism. Anything that makes space for white supremacy is racism. Being willfully igno… https://t.co/eThTpIKLDz
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍I hear these very often. If you find yourself saying one of these things, or if you hear someone else saying these… https://t.co/D8iuqbRVBX
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍The four types of white denial of racism highlighted by @sywtta are extremely relevant: Denial of... Fact “That’s n… https://t.co/iZjAbBAFsm
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍“Agree to disagree” This doesn’t resolve situations of injustice. “Agree to disagree” is acceptable for preferences… https://t.co/rzZsx4tCoy
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍“Just to play devil’s advocate” This quickly derails a conversation about race by swerving into loaded hypothetical… https://t.co/OYGfeyATJn
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍“What about…” “What aboutism,” as Rachel Cargle says, is often used to deflect blame and shift the conversation awa… https://t.co/7bSl1iribn
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍“I don’t think that has to do with race” In a racialized society, systemic racism has affected everything ― educati… https://t.co/H3cMFhn0n6
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍Common red flags in conversations about race ― a thread
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍Essential reading!! https://t.co/zpiEmZllYASha’carri is 1. Daughter goals 2. Exercise goals 3. Arm goals 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 https://t.co/J4UUE676AjQ: What happens when a great night out becomes a great night in? A: https://t.co/FcBZunqC3M #spearlondonhttps://t.co/GvZdQg9WC1
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍I was gonna try and make some crass covid joke but fuck that noise. Sha'Carri Richardson has POWER in those legs. O… https://t.co/3BXVD48Z97
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @fulton_dave I mean these days in America you just refer to them as “neighbours” seeing as the likelihood of racism… https://t.co/ZSox6utxtC @wilsonstandup The thing is a lot of the people are dumb. 1. U.S. govt infects black ppl with syphillis in Tuskeg… https://t.co/dApZHhtZBu @wilsonstandup Yeah but I’m sorry; anybody who wasn’t washing their hands or themselves for that matter prior to th… https://t.co/BwYog9llY5Don't miss the fantastic line-up we have at our FINAL #KraterAtTheBeach at @warrenfestival this Saturday! With show… https://t.co/tUrxqWlMkL
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @wilsonstandup Sorry to generalise; It’s intersectional. But it’s a strange thing to see human beings refuse to be… https://t.co/6aKTd6RhEM
9/23
2020
Everybody furdged up apart from Keonte. You can’t even be black and literally be in your home. Don’t believe me?… https://t.co/4vcEvocwNa @jjstewart84 It’s going as well as a system with no scientific or economic basis could go. What are these People… https://t.co/i6qAD3ZWft @wilsonstandup Well that’s also crazy to me. Do we really think that the entirety of humanity was to continue thriv… https://t.co/lAtHVGFUtKYou think you can hurt me with a 10pm curfew? I'm Asian. Social distancing, max allowance of 6 friends, self-isola… https://t.co/yd4Qkuz5IZ
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍You’ll notice in @andreajenkyns’ profile she says “proud mum” and “proud of our country” Imagine your self-esteem… https://t.co/nQO1P7rJTOSocialism isn’t the answer? Then 1. Why did bankers get bailed out by taxpayers? 2. Why is TfL increasing costs to… https://t.co/7FEHZNEA2TI cannot recommend this account highly enough. It is genuinely hilarious. A million times better than most so-calle… https://t.co/7LWW2AvTm0
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍If you’re a real #MAGA supporter and you love trump you shouldn’t have a mask. And you should kiss other patriots.… https://t.co/RjlwZ3mNCc @DBQEPodcast @acast @DaneBaptweets @TheHowardCohen @Baddiel This was a great episode! Pls can we get @Baddiel back… https://t.co/2vIszgamvx
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @MoochAbout Slyly I’m gonna get one just in case 😄🧑🏾‍🦲✊🏾 @MoochAbout Don’t scalp shame me!
9/22
2020
Damn. Curfew. Be safe out there y’all. Your health and freedom are paramount. https://t.co/vVs6fePEgGSeen as #Brexit is back in the news, this was the only reason I was disappointed with Brexit Day. https://t.co/PoFZhDR38y
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍Guest Announcement! Joining @DaneBaptweets for a special #LondonPodFest edition of @DBQEPodcast are podcast extraor… https://t.co/v2jCHK8TuQ
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍It’s all going down at the @LondonPodFest with some amazing guests. Come on down! https://t.co/RfqWiBGV8iWhat is it about rich white people that go Perugia but also watch people die like Amanda Knox X Rafaelle Solecito.… https://t.co/M7B10xlDpzLet’s see the VAR, b/c somebody’s been playing away. https://t.co/8TASXuJeWc @pls_do_better Dark Dickensian Dystopian Days to come while they’re in power. @adambloomie2 hey! I’d love to do the pod but you gotta follow me back so I can reply! 😄. @Baddiel on the @DaneBaptweets Questions Everything pod. . First time I've listened, and it's really good. On… https://t.co/KkbTg2f9ag
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @AletaMorgan Sounds about right. It’s how all digital media and algorithms are oriented in this part of the world.… https://t.co/KXUDEG1sR9 @pls_do_better Both fair questions. I think the entire structure of the political system and infrastructure will ha… https://t.co/TEYyWuop1A @ashleyhaden @TfL That’s already happening 😄😄 @ashleyhaden @TfL While the sun bleeds outside and we’re told; it’s just a new filter on the smart phones since the last update. @ashleyhaden @TfL And yet despite that, the government still attempted to resign the fates of poorer children with… https://t.co/gRpYcd4eJ8The conversation of #PlandemicHoax continued online. But to those who think this is a malicious plan to control us… https://t.co/AgTOX1P1IM @Filter_Reality @DBQEPodcast @Baddiel @acast @TheHowardCohen We will and will continue to do so to the point of era… https://t.co/4n2oBr3rdr @ashleyhaden @TfL It’s insane. I don’t even understand why you wouldn’t even install solar panels on any of the sta… https://t.co/JO8sn7Fi68 @brianwhelanhack @SadiqKhan I want to make it clear Brian, I’d be happy for a inner city London that served commute… https://t.co/vT2u4Or73H @ashleyhaden @TfL This is what I’m saying. It’s not like we are Melbourne, we have an archaic system which is also… https://t.co/XR8lbJurG6 @ashleyhaden @TfL I would be of the exact disposition if we didn’t have a service where advertising has managed to… https://t.co/N3W181y4Ju @brianwhelanhack @SadiqKhan I drive my mama’s car Brian! 😄 @ashleyhaden @TfL To hide their plans to fleece motorists and commuters for one behind a veil of eco concern is dis… https://t.co/YrVAFH4hIh @ashleyhaden @TfL I think at the very least, they shouldn’t: Extend congestion zones Extend and increase bus and… https://t.co/RuM5FmrX9QCorrection TfL is private; but then the fare hike to support them makes even less sense to me. Why can’t the gove… https://t.co/baeOHFUUel @brianwhelanhack @SadiqKhan My complete mistake. Are they government owned? Because in that case I REALLY don’t und… https://t.co/p6mDl4NDtfThe mayor concedes he is powerless to stop Londoners being extorted by @TfL, who forget about the money they get fr… https://t.co/OyF539VB7EAnd here is a statement from the London mayor @SadiqKhan: This shows that TFL as a private company is “too big to… https://t.co/3MYloWi43fOut NOW on ⁦@acast⁩ a NEW ⁦@DBQEPodcast⁩ as ⁦@DaneBaptweets⁩ & ⁦@TheHowardCohen⁩ welcome on to the show comedy lege… https://t.co/skbxXRyPcy
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @stephencgrant I think the best compromise is “take the brutality compensation out of their pension” is the best wa… https://t.co/6WcFbspzUY
9/21
2020
@jameshunt4truth They’re barely running!Damn. It’s Sunday and I still can’t believe that Sadiq Khan ruined all of London’s boroughs to generate a kickback… https://t.co/9nKjyfJYQTBut then; Nazis killed the disabled in their camps too, so why the surprise? https://t.co/wz5b8sthomWell well well @theresa_may. https://t.co/ooI2imEgss
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍This should have done it for all decent people. https://t.co/jbm7QhqYk7
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍It is beyond belief that the Tories have decided to resume arms sales to Saudi Arabia - arms that will be used to f… https://t.co/CH8anYYjUF
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9/20
2020
We have a few tickets left for tonight's socially distanced covid secure show for you to snap up! Bringing you… https://t.co/Js0xZOReOg
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @mrjamesob @DBQEPodcast @acast Capital! @TheHowardCohen and I shall confirm a date and time and thanks in advance!
9/19
2020
Sane*! Ffs 😄😄😄 @mrjamesob thanks for the follow. Can I interest you in a mutual podcast appearance? @DBQEPodcast is on @acast and… https://t.co/wjF2VnUey7My name is Dane and I do not support ageist comments about @Baddiel. Stop throwing rocks at the throne peasants i… https://t.co/I3bUPcSwhT @Unnamedinsider @Baddiel It’s what I like to refer to as “throne stones” It’s easier to throw shade than stand in… https://t.co/D1lF3QP7Ll @simon_pela You’ve deduced that from one picture? I’m confused with the definition of Male identity, his father is… https://t.co/Ub053TWRfj @Baddiel @Pluisi2 The digital peasantry think that celebrity means immortality. I’ve nothing but pity for those tha… https://t.co/MUXphb1Ot1Folks are afraid to address systemic racism bc they think systems will collapse-it’s too “disruptive.” Let this pa… https://t.co/GNoP8OimQx
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9/18
2020
@StuartRandell1 Exactly. Frankie obviously used it as the equivalent of click bait and the former Nazi supporting p… https://t.co/GHzA8TCQ4OExplanation for this via the good people at @spiritmedia X @itv2 Tune in to The Stand Up Sketch Show to find out… https://t.co/lmNbskJBBIOut MONDAY on @DBQEPodcast from @acast a brand new episode as @DaneBaptweets & @TheHowardCohen welcome the legendar… https://t.co/Xtwda1DdhD
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍ITS COMING BLOODCLART HOME THIS MONDAY! The man, the legend @Baddiel graces the best comedy podcast you’ve ever hea… https://t.co/ccG7LGk5gM @ThomMouse @KonstantinKisin No I got time. He’s in tunbridge wells anyway so we are neighboursActually @KonstantinKisin I know you and fellow alpha Male @neeksman like to play basketball on your ends so I’ll be seeing you both 😊😊What meltdown is this? @KonstantinKisin tell you what, you tell me where you are next performing as an "Edgy comedi… https://t.co/wKxo83VBwV @bloodyskies @KonstantinKisin @SamuelJJack @francisjfoster I don't care what you think, you knew that from the day… https://t.co/nHmdaKkPaq @KonstantinKisin @SamuelJJack @francisjfoster Oh no; I'll be seeing you. @bloodyskies @KonstantinKisin @SamuelJJack @francisjfoster Hahaha that's funny, I'll be sure to use this energy whe… https://t.co/X6YWgJJEsJ2 million in the north east to be put in COVID-19 lockdown as cases surge https://t.co/KAvKmwBSMi Find your nearb… https://t.co/JFYp8AVXwzAdd lewisham to this because the place is gridlocked https://t.co/miYGQR5dzB @DaneBaptweets Kinda ironic that certain 👀 pundits and their spiritual pamphlet - the D*ily M*il - who are usually… https://t.co/26rF28Xb8s
Retweeted by Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP 🤡👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 @TallulahLC He kinda digs you too.......
9/17
2020

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