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Dane Deasy @danedeasy Chicago, IL

I'm a photographer. He/him/his

3,285 Following   931 Followers   24,748 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/19/08


This is wild. https://t.co/nTjnrKjiu9
1/20
2020
my friends & I routinely have “bracket nights” where we pick 16 of something (tonight it’s “types of chairs”) & arg… https://t.co/e7UCIW4rR8
Retweeted by Dane DeasyWhen I was studying at Copenhagen Business School in the early 2000s, I remember complaining with my fellow student… https://t.co/g7qKLmfMDM
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1/19
2020
This is so ugly that it’s kind of wonderful. https://t.co/sbQ2YpJNxj
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1/17
2020
The Normal Standers https://t.co/vCCIcdOPxT
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @lisapjackson Looks like a triple rainbow to me! 🌈 🌈 🌈Cyberpunk 2077 delayed to September 17 https://t.co/GdOA4ShLBA
Retweeted by Dane DeasyDamn I love this old computer terminal. https://t.co/afAVseZcZT @USATODAY So Christians can’t like colors anymore?If you still think President Pelosi is some unhinged resistance fantasy, it means you aren’t watching the Lev Parna… https://t.co/q5rZzxMQPl
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @portmanteauface @yonewt @Darlainky Agreed! 😂
1/16
2020
@Darlainky @yonewt You mean astronomy?DEM DEBATES HOST: For Former Vice President Joe Biden: How much do you love America, in your own words? BIDEN: A w… https://t.co/43KiPl5ygD
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1/15
2020
@jhale_95 He's supposed to be unlikeable. He's an unreliable narrator due to trauma. You seem to have missed the point of the novel. @BetoDeplorable @CoryBooker lol @KermyTheFroggy @Wario64 It’ll be a cool stand out.
1/14
2020
@claytonhauck Warren?
1/13
2020
Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-… https://t.co/btE1XeX1cC
Retweeted by Dane Deasy3 years ago on this day was the Nintendo Switch Presentation. Here we got a new trailer of Breath of the Wild & the… https://t.co/L1xiro7fWA
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @stayradforever @itspetergabriel We nicknamed my bowling teammate this because he throws the ball like a sledgehamm… https://t.co/8yl5AbJeIZThe persistence — in the teeth of reality — of the belief that urbanized America is a cesspool of social collapse,… https://t.co/bgaTCTSGUt
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @paulkrugman Many of us fled to urbanized cesspools of social collapse to escape the small-minded hypocrisy and rel… https://t.co/VIYXJPB28w
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1/12
2020
My paranoid fear is that they're going to keep the bubble growing until the second we elect a vaguely left government and then kaboom
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @gruber @dmoren @jsnell 466 @gruber @dmoren @jsnell Does this count? https://t.co/M6XySLl3hB
1/11
2020
@playdate dig the case! Maybe it can come in a few different colors that complement the yellow?Possibly evil Nick Offerman questions the very nature of life itself in the creepy first trailer for Devs, from Ann… https://t.co/TtgPczZtEz
Retweeted by Dane DeasyGreen Jelly (at @BeatKitchenBar for Green Jelly in Chicago, IL) https://t.co/78YxYGOoAz
1/10
2020
Room for rent in Lincoln Park. Please RT. https://t.co/ltPfg5NnpOThis guy. https://t.co/IMGsjVt8vL @AlexCox @mattcassinelli @mattiercox @imyke LOL, isn’t that defeating the whole purpose of this product?! WTH?Spotify’s ad tech will continue to expand, but it will only affect podcasts if you listen to them in Spotify. Keep… https://t.co/KQMFsLRhzT
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1/9
2020
@SnazzyQ @siracusa Just exchange it! Haha#Apple Night mode challenge https://t.co/usV2wv3nZi
Retweeted by Dane Deasythis piece tackles everything from texting to antidepressants without mentioning guns *once.* life under #gunpowerhttps://t.co/z2OXZNdgO6
Retweeted by Dane DeasyI was indeed not. I voted for Bernie begrudgingly in '16 but I kinda hated him still. I got a socialist boyfriend i… https://t.co/iUzTlkkft3
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @dwiskus Gross.A reminder that new conversations are old conversations. And comedy used to be a lot more political. And that was a… https://t.co/ed21awjQnx
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @gruber SNES is one of the best consoles ever! Bring it!Little Women (@ Regal Webster Place - @regalmovies for Little Women in Chicago, IL) https://t.co/kBOx1SAbPp
1/8
2020
Get vaccinated to protect the vulnerable! https://t.co/bca5890ZYYElizabeth Wurtzel, whose 1994 memoir “Prozac Nation” won praise for opening a dialogue about clinical depression, d… https://t.co/qH7hlBG1TU
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @juicemanMD @papercutn1nja The complete lack of rescue assistance. @Joey10582 @markgurman You really think people are going to buy this? @DrPaulGosar You know this is photoshop right?
1/7
2020
I can’t stand the sight of this piece of shit because every time I see him I remember that he beat Halle Berry so b… https://t.co/Q47TvmQQYO
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @echeloncrow I’d get drunk there too. Only way to make it through. 😂Insanity. https://t.co/frjuFfjyTH @echeloncrow Oh god. What did he do?
1/6
2020
imo every Democratic campaign is missing a lay-up by not blasting out the video of Trump saying Obama would bomb Ir… https://t.co/DeXMgPycZy
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @jonfavs They have to stop giving him world-ending options! @HoarseWisperer @DukeofWorth @camprosenberg @chrislhayes They never even considered him a candidate from what I remember.
1/5
2020
This is important. https://t.co/a8O4aBzfuv ✂️
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @RespawnAimFire Thaa as nos!!!
1/4
2020
@RespawnAimFire wondering if you guys have a text list of your top threes and honorable mentions for games of the year of 2019. @CNBC Good job, warmongers. @ChadMikeInnis I started his dark materials yesterday and it is amazing
1/3
2020
@DrEdPowell Nice gate keeping here dude.
1/2
2020
It’s like when a kid lies about eating a cookie with crumbs and chocolate on their face and hands. I can’t wait to… https://t.co/kVFJhJGKIy
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1/1
2019
Can you do me a favor? Share @twoheadedgirlfm somewhere. Even if you think you don’t have a queer person in your li… https://t.co/dFnaWC3HqS
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @NattyKnucks @ismh Field Notes
12/31
2019
@M_A_B_U_S @reneritchie Something between iMac and iMac Pro with a killer graphics card. @cabel Amazing!!! So proud of y’all!
12/30
2019
@DanaSchwartzzz See you in three days. lol @NYGameAwards @CAPYGAMES @CapybaraGames You mean @CAPYGAMES
12/29
2019
@mr_hustle_1987 @Russjmturner @superashbro86 @JoePCunningham I cried within two minutes. Quickest path to tears in… https://t.co/SunyogFM7s @JoePCunningham Jurassic ParkRian Johnson Star Wars vs. JJ Abrams Star Wars https://t.co/iX0S2VtRqB
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @ShawnKing And Facebook was 13 years ago. @kibblesmith The large majority of the world would be nice to be able to make a difference in their own lifeThe Washington state man accused of fatally shooting his wife, who was a Bellingham elementary school principal, an… https://t.co/gkkyzC3stN
Retweeted by Dane DeasyYou should definitely listen to this. An old Carl Sagan interview from 25 years ago. Amazing! https://t.co/XTisfSuyXA
12/28
2019
• At some point in your life a younger person will tell you some word you say is offensive and has been replaced. Y… https://t.co/U6Vjx964Mc
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12/27
2019
@LukeBarnett Why yes it is.
12/26
2019
@busskillington What was the dog pic?! So weird. Some folks are nuts. Block that dude! @McNorfin I’m sorry for your pain. Are you ok today?I can’t believe that the 6th branch of the military was created & was called Space Force. Don’t ever believe them… https://t.co/Q8uxgh18IS
Retweeted by Dane DeasyStupid and awful. https://t.co/fxEpkhkb20hot parenting tip: if your kid talks about wanting some big piece of professional software—Logic, After Effects, Ph… https://t.co/5mYzrXnmfs
Retweeted by Dane DeasyY’all are monsters. https://t.co/UFoU8gSQNb @USDA On the other hand https://t.co/KHUyeRYd7p
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12/25
2019
@SnazzyQ @tldtoday Probably don’t want you getting electrocuted from that massive power supply by having it plugged… https://t.co/3UQcbB1pPO
12/24
2019
@rjonesy I read it left to right in rows. Yay for lots of differently designed weather apps! @rjonesy Also Dark Sky is pretty clear. https://t.co/YvTnglJAgi
12/23
2019
@PatrickMoorhead @surface Is that tape over the camera?THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convict… https://t.co/pIgTBXE8HN
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12/22
2019
Happy December Solstice to all life forms on Earth. The Northern Hemisphere's longest night. The Southern Hemisphe… https://t.co/E7CaNL5Ja9
Retweeted by Dane DeasyI’m no expert on the Christian message but maybe y’all should stop making sex demon sex look so fun and passionate… https://t.co/48CpY6ChyA
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @therealjadore Sounds like you found a passionate lover you connected with. Nothing wrong with that.
12/21
2019
Full Media Blackout™: Avoiding all trailers, articles, photos, or any pre-release information for a film you KNOW you're going to see.
Retweeted by Dane DeasyTrump Base Celebrates President For Standing Up To Constitution https://t.co/poYLO3gw7T https://t.co/IuT9MDsoHq
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @RepStefanik Democrats taking back the House last year to do just this was the will of the people. Trump lost the p… https://t.co/24g0JOZSkEHistory was made today. https://t.co/i0jcCo6D3S
12/19
2019
@eileenmaksym @Jedlight @maggieNYT Cool thanks. Never heard of it. What an interesting website! But how do you peop… https://t.co/DqQmhXd529 @misklaroff I agree. @whysimonewhy LOLPokemon GO is out here makin me cry in 2019 https://t.co/9uophy8EYY
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @thesamwisest So keep plastic bendy straws for disabled and ban them for everyone else to use. Stop giving normal p… https://t.co/ehjiEkxcIh @OmanReagan Well I’ll be voting for Sanders instead of Warren then in the primary. Healthcare needs to be a right. Not an option.
12/18
2019

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