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Dane Deasy @danedeasy Chicago, IL

I'm a photographer. He/him/his

3,528 Following   901 Followers   27,652 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/19/08


@ACTBrigitte Jesus Christ. Awful.Many people have been using quarantine as a time to perfect their bread or coffee making skills, but I personally h… https://t.co/dtUtwk4449
Retweeted by Dane DeasyYour daily reminder that it's illegal for the president to attack his political opponent during a government funded press conference.
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @jordanmorgannnn What on earth is he talking about?! You’re gorgeous!!!My rent check, sent priority mail, arrived 2 weeks late. It wasn’t scanned by the post office for ten days. Thankfu… https://t.co/K1CLjp6dkD
Retweeted by Dane DeasyAnyone who charges my new best friend here for a drink or meal in any establishment needs to be slapped. Finally. B… https://t.co/oGZQ6502iw
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @SnazzyQ Congrats!!! @stayradforever @keroq I don’t really care about the Dem platform right now. I care about literally saving the coun… https://t.co/m91VTF7FZf
8/14
2020
@NatalieGABand Only thing that makes me feel unsafe are the cops. @stayradforever @keroq I’ll be voting for as many progressives as I can. @keroq @stayradforever Truth.They're literally collecting drop boxes https://t.co/9Uc5GDEacn
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @stayradforever @keroq LOL Oh I know. Didn’t know y’all were looking forward to four more years of Trump! I’ll get… https://t.co/a2fsksktHB @keroq @stayradforever True.People be on their phone 24/7 and think it’s a sign from the universe they see 11:11
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @chainchompist Prostate Smash Mouth @optshiftk @gte @gruber Didn’t know this one! Nice.10 years ago today #ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld was released. Looking back on this magical voyage, I'm even more gratefu… https://t.co/hXNHhGOgBj
Retweeted by Dane DeasyBreaking: Mount Sinabung Volcano in Sumatra, Indonesia, has erupted. https://t.co/j7oKA6nr0g
Retweeted by Dane DeasyWeb devs: *only ever test in Chrome* Everyone: “hey, Chrome is the only browser where my stuff works” Everyone: *sw… https://t.co/YqdkrVUnI9
Retweeted by Dane DeasyThank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still v… https://t.co/Yw2QJcjp8o
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8/13
2020
@ditzkoff Bet it lasts all morning...I think it’s okay to dislike Kamala Harris and while still acknowledging that history is being made. Those are two… https://t.co/oLtxXlUrzC
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @ohJuliatweets Biden was a cop? @mauveshellykay You voting for Trump? @samlucasss Gotta start with local races!to be clear i’m NOT a democrat, i’m a socialist, but i will be voting blue since we have this screwy 2 party system… https://t.co/Wz6cv5bteH
Retweeted by Dane DeasyTucker Carlson loses it when a guest corrects his pronunciation of Kamala Harris's name https://t.co/1fHIrPGuwN
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @DigitalCantina Do they not understand numbers? @EpicHatchet I loved it as a kid. @mrs_socialista Looking forward to four more years of Trump, are we? @BriannaWu Also, Trump can barely read. @captpraxis Did you tell him that Camus never considered himself an existentialist?Dear Democrats, Please don't take the bait and demean this ticket. Don't devolve into "Kamala's a cop!" and hand t… https://t.co/bhsjsiyK0b
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @joshdcaplan So she can “kill herself.” @CAVandy Don’t slip! That can be very slick! @brandonstirrup @reckless This is the correct answer.The Democrats now have a presidential ticket that reflects the American people better than the GOP ticket and every… https://t.co/oxi8W0A1TU
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8/12
2020
I doubt there will be any debates at all! Let’s hope we get to see this though. It would be amazing. https://t.co/ZeLe63QYpa @Anhalt I agree completely!We have confirmed that an EF-1 tornado with estimated peak winds of 110 mph and path length of 3 miles touched down… https://t.co/SIGL2M8JNi
Retweeted by Dane DeasyThese are so cool! https://t.co/8Ptzg23onR
8/11
2020
There is nothing normal about a Trump campaign megadonor with at least $30 million invested in @USPS competitors be… https://t.co/gmtJNMtJw7
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @chicagosmayor What on earth is an infrastructure asset?Looking into the "whale's mouth" of the shelf cloud as the #derecho plowed through Chicago. It rolled over so fast,… https://t.co/AwUcfiacB5
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @debrajsaunders @realDonaldTrump He is? @MattWxChicago @NWSChicago @ReedTimmerAccu @BillBellis @CherylScottWX It really wanted to turn into a twister! @claytonhauck But is it worth servicing an AC window unit instead of replacing it? @PopeyQ @keroq @Chicago_Police @chicagobars Ah, so profits over people? @Le_Rosstradamus @keroq @Chicago_Police @chicagobars Do you have video evidence he shot at the police? Don't believe what the cops tell you.terrorist . https://t.co/o9TrQD6BMB
Retweeted by Dane DeasyGood. Large portions of DHS basically operate as a domestic terrorist organization, above any laws and the Constitu… https://t.co/7Z1yaX2O37
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @leelambia A GOOD OMEN.it’s 2020 and i’m seeing sex work being defended as a “divine feminine blueprint” and the “return of the sacred pro… https://t.co/EM6C9nLg34
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8/10
2020
To assert conspiracy is to believe what you want when you are missing data to fully support what you want to believe.
Retweeted by Dane DeasyThese two paragraphs from ⁦@sarahjeong⁩ today are basically an inkblot test for how much authoritarianism you are w… https://t.co/SBxiFqw9CI
Retweeted by Dane DeasyReminder: There is no mandate for the United States Postal Service to turn a profit. The USPS is a national servic… https://t.co/eLqA9ngSUO
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8/9
2020
⚠️ Catastrophe écologique en cours à l’Île Maurice. Le MV Wakashio, un vraquier japonais transportant 200 tonnes de… https://t.co/h1dtqTHc6d
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8/7
2020
Kanye West is in cahoots with Trump to try to undermine Biden and he's just admitted it. Don't forget Trump helped… https://t.co/gSW9BYxneN
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @JLewisland Robert RedfordA school superintendent in GA says, "Wearing a mask is a personal choice and there is no practical way to enforce a… https://t.co/aEHxweCQbB
Retweeted by Dane DeasyIt bothers me that the headline isn’t “president spreads dangerous lies about deadly virus; threatens nation’s chil… https://t.co/GWQY6hsQPK
Retweeted by Dane DeasyDr. Fauci: "I wouldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams that people who object to things that are pure public hea… https://t.co/8xqfhbpyE3
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @keroq Why?! It’s not closing forever is it? @briannehring @brandleminaj @siracusa Who gives a shit? You trying to justify this terribleness? @brandleminaj @siracusa It’s illegal to share your water with people?!This Paul Kirchner cartoon from Heavy Metal circa 1979-1985 is just a LITTLE TOO on-the-nose for 2020, thank you.… https://t.co/TAtJnI2iZs
Retweeted by Dane DeasySometimes in life, things don’t work out ... Take a break and try some humour 😁 #WeekendWisdom https://t.co/8Sup8cC6y0
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8/6
2020
@utahmads Our country is a joke.Has anyone seen Trump drive a car ever? https://t.co/uKWYQ9WgDw @clmazin My deepest condolences. @yousician Glad you’re aware of it!Landlords be like “it’s an old building” alright then I’ll pay old rent, here’s 20 bucks it’s a fortune
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @MollyJongFast Elect someone else.🥳 Surprise! Hidden inside the Apple Store app is a new Easter egg that celebrates the app’s 10th anniversary. Searc… https://t.co/m60XrXTuIr
Retweeted by Dane DeasyHello old friend. #JurassicWorld #JurassicPark ⁦@LauraDern⁩ #JeffGoldblum ⁦@BryceDHoward⁩ ⁦@prattprattpratt⁩ ⁦… https://t.co/5prbMalJBH
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8/5
2020
The fact that the head of a once serious party could go out & promise a “full and complete health-care plan” in two… https://t.co/IejgkJrJ99
Retweeted by Dane DeasyI need everyone to watch this. https://t.co/eRPk7Dr1q5
Retweeted by Dane DeasyAURORA, Colo. — "Police detained and handcuffed a Black mother and four children after mistaking their SUV for a st… https://t.co/k31syOmQbp
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Retweeted by Dane DeasyMartin Sheen has been arrested more than 60 times for acts of civil disobedience. Happy 80th to a real one. https://t.co/qpY1rwWjUH
Retweeted by Dane DeasyTrump just said he “has the right” to unilaterally disenfranchise Americans citizens through an executive order tha… https://t.co/zTBn4iNl5s
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @dennisvalerino He’s but they don’t want anyone to know it.If 600 dollars a week is substantially more than what most people make , isn’t that the problem ???
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @peterbakernyt Wow. Extorting businesses is now a prerogative of the federal government. Insane.
8/4
2020
@AstroKatie Is it possible to get the UK one in the USA? @karenkho Long walks. Playing piano and guitar. Taking up running.cannot emphasize enough just how shitty this looks https://t.co/rJSlOx15Zb
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @alixabeth lost @ChadMikeInnis LOLOKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise. On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from accl… https://t.co/dZs5C3CJgw
Retweeted by Dane DeasyI want to be as cool as the person who made this sign https://t.co/nnaErVsEbr
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8/3
2020
@yousician hey. One of the lessons is broken. “Trainer: using a capo” No matter what fret I put the Capo on it will… https://t.co/EcyHaL6mq7After deleting and reinstalling app it was fine. @OvercastFM @marcoarment overcast won’t open for me all of a sudden. Running iOS 13.6. Crashed immediately upon launch
8/2
2020
16 year old in Mississippi has been in jail for over 500 days and has yet to be charged with a crime. https://t.co/zJxrziv1x5
Retweeted by Dane DeasyComet NEOWISE is now headed away from Earth — fading daily, until it disappears into the darkness of interplanetar… https://t.co/9BZuD8WqKi
Retweeted by Dane DeasyTrump's new postmaster general intends to delay @USPS mail delivery for customers and eliminate overtime for worker… https://t.co/mMP1ojibGs
Retweeted by Dane DeasyMike Pence isn’t gay, but his impression of an 18-year-old closeted me looking at my hot straight friend is spot on https://t.co/TuzywvBYoI
Retweeted by Dane Deasy @ParkerMolloy This was obvious since February.
8/1
2020

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