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Well that didn't go as planned.

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@jbhartford__ What in the world??!!!!
10/19
2020
Took some cool car pics pls hire me https://t.co/j1jHtSA9nV
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10/7
2020
The #BudLightCelly of the week belongs to the Steel City! #SteelersCelly
9/23
2020
@dgelhar50 I'm so sorry.
9/13
2020
I am “two spaces after a period” and “paragraphs are indented” years old.
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9/10
2020
#ImpracticalJokers This made me laugh!!! @Joe_Gatto https://t.co/MHMopVmO9o
9/5
2020
@MikeRisher6 Its beautiful!!! @MikeRisher6 Gotcha, agreed. @MikeRisher6 That's beyond unfair. I'm sorry Mike, you deserve so much more!
9/4
2020
@boynadomama @DanielleMeese As someone famously attributed to Ghandi: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Chris… https://t.co/1IdHH6el0J
Retweeted by Danielle @boynadomama I am a Christian and can honestly say that some of the harshest, most judgmental people that I know ar… https://t.co/z53SO5JHYp @boynadomama I don't understand what was offensive about it. I'm sorry people (esp family) jumped you for it.
8/28
2020
#JerryFalwellJr is guilty and #ScottPeterson gets a court victory? #2020incidents *Cue Godzilla. #2020isoverparty
8/25
2020
@Tripfit Yes. 1000%%%
8/24
2020
When your state gets T-bagged by #hurricanes. https://t.co/5pwyFpE1BrMy almond milk spinach smoothie isn't bringing anyone to the yard.
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8/22
2020
Umm Hello! Miss Kathy is 56 years old and LOOK AT HER!!!! Gorgeous! Meet Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's 2020 Model S… https://t.co/SykENKOYiZ
8/20
2020
Whyyyyyyyyyy?? What has to happen to make awful human beings irrelevant? #JeffreeStarCosmetics
8/18
2020
#PleaseStopTellingMeTo quit being so nice.#TennesseeWhiskey is one of those songs that you either sing at the top of your lungs or slow dance with the love o… https://t.co/cjXIirzKIR @SethGreen https://t.co/DpnZ0ZVpEX @kirstiealley I mean we have the @OhioStAthletics :)
8/17
2020
All I’m saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun
Retweeted by DanielleIt's hard to caption a homer that hasn't landed yet. #OurTribe https://t.co/LhBd5nWmr4
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8/15
2020
#HappyFriday #coffeetime https://t.co/WaT7JcM1WhI don't think I will ever be the person that calls my child's dog my #GrandDog. It refuses to leave my mouth. #FridayThoughts
8/14
2020
It took 4 hours, some flash cards and a rather graphic puppet show but I have finally taught Foreigner what love is.
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8/13
2020
Savior https://t.co/R9mF3icCoK
Retweeted by DanielleHeck yeah to #MayaRudolph being in a ton more @nbcsnl skits!! Thank you @JoeBiden #VPHarris
8/12
2020
@mstemple_11 You are so encouraging. I love you, my gorgeous brown-eyed girl. Thank you🥰😘
8/10
2020
#COVID19 #TikTok 🤣 https://t.co/VeX26awZb9What prevents you from doing this? https://t.co/XQs11FGj5T
Retweeted by DanielleBetty White and Bob Dylan were trending today. Gives you a little pause. Twitter should add a (* still alive) to… https://t.co/oqrqq7xTrM
Retweeted by DanielleYoga bubble is an excellent idea to practice Yoga during the COVID19 and keeping one physically and mentally fit. S… https://t.co/XFGPMjvMUj
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8/8
2020
Old men who wait on their wives at the hair shop are the absolute cutest.
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8/6
2020
#PrayersForLebanon https://t.co/hV0ocuiiPR @LeslieAnnWarner Hilarious!Over 700,000 raccoon rabies vaccination packs will be dropped from the air throughout Ohio https://t.co/T8cjKjR61P
Retweeted by DanielleThnks to #NoShoesRadio and @kennychesney I just heard what should be #2020 Theme song!! This song made me laugh out… https://t.co/ztNZzowhgWI take back every tweet I've ever written bashing autocorrect. Tonight my husband brought home beers instead of bee… https://t.co/tRXQHfIYPU
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8/4
2020
@DarkerSunrise You're enough. You're worth more than you think. Your life has value. No one is worth shrinking away. @ithicastone @DarkerSunrise This world is cruel. ❤
8/3
2020
So he lives another day.. Unfortunately you cant say the same for the #BostonMarathon victims that were there to ch… https://t.co/EkNPBm1sbE
8/1
2020
@jhartford__ Yes!Please dont start tweeting about your #pumpkin #spice drinks, cereals, desserts. Let me enjoy what's left of summer.Did anyone else know that there was a cartoon called Mike Tyson Mysteries? What??!!! #MikeTyson
7/31
2020
Anyone who takes their time in Walmart is borderline psychopath. Normal people get in and out of there like their ass is on fire!
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7/29
2020
@officialpji @pjmid95 https://t.co/WjfcRwNE1VPatrick Mahomes' resume before turning 25: • 1st-round draft pick • NFL MVP • Super Bowl Champion • Super Bowl MVP… https://t.co/F33I0AW9Vn
Retweeted by Danielle @PatrickMahomes has been so fun to watch since coming on the scene. Look at him investing his money and still havi… https://t.co/HWmvIyc8MY @Babyfloaties24 Good luck!! @10TV Hopefully that means less dogs are sniffing crotches. 🤣#DemonSperm would be linked to #Trump. https://t.co/jrIUyi5TCU @people I can't imagine going through something like this publicly. The scales tip so quickly when dealing with me… https://t.co/MtAVbdhJKk @DanielleMeese Music to our ears! 🎶 Great job, future Mountaineer! 💛💙 https://t.co/nxfKRhZzmt
Retweeted by Danielle @kirstiealley Yes! @13astard 😂 https://t.co/nuKBJ3jRroWhat are we calling the Male version of #Karen ?? @drayzze @Super70sSports @WilliamShatner I agree, and funny!! @Super70sSports @drayzze @WilliamShatner @THEHEALTHVIDS Speechless.Me scrolling my #Twitter feed. Some of you are hilarious, some of you need #Jesus. #TuesdayThoughts https://t.co/rmFGrmBsZT @CosmicDreamer6 Walmarts. It's just Walmart. @nette_odie I guess my answer changes based on the couple.This is the best video of 2020. https://t.co/9AMWohzrc2
Retweeted by Danielle @cleveland19news I just will never understand why God allows some people to become parents.Ummm did everyone else know the #ScrotumFrog is endangered? Did anyone know that it even existed??? #endangered https://t.co/VOqBSWlMTh😂😂😂@VinnyVidiVici98 straight savage man! 🤣 https://t.co/wZOcUvofEG
Retweeted by Danielle @grant4uatro @SeraTemple "I don't believe in bios. I prefer mystery." Problem solved haha!One thing about me is imma ignore every challenge I’m tagged in.
Retweeted by DanielleI dunnooo but a conversation without emoji looks rude.💆🏾‍♂️
Retweeted by DanielleWife bought Mediterranean Sea Salt and tried to pass it off as Himalayan and I can’t live with this kind of deceit.
Retweeted by Danielleyou smell of coffee, old books and wildflower, we should kiss
Retweeted by DanielleMost guys wake their wife up at three in the morning for sex, I wake her up to make me pancakes, I get neither.
Retweeted by DanielleAt night I have all of my best workouts all ready to go for the next morning.... Next morning at 6 am, I dont have… https://t.co/r3E8ggjoNm
7/28
2020
Well friends, unfortunately it’s not always sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes life is hurtful and people are disappo… https://t.co/LFZYknlQBb
Retweeted by Danielle @G0ttaJib00 @WestVirginiaU @WVUfootball He just turned 2, look out!!💛💙💛💙 @WestVirginiaU Thank you, he just turned 2!! 💛💙💛💙💛💙 @KeithMo07234674 @WestVirginiaU @WVUfootball :D Some of the best come from there! @brgridiron @saquon Holy crap!How do you sweetly tell someone that they smell like disappointment? #disappointedHis daddy was born and raised in #WestVirginia #CountryRoads #MountainMama @WestVirginiaU @WVUfootball https://t.co/7grcCD580I
7/27
2020
#EmmettTill would be 79 today. His mother, Mamie Till-Mobley, ensured that the world saw how gruesomely her 14 year… https://t.co/G4vs7YlFIH
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7/25
2020
@smartsassed @abi4205 18I wish #Sirius had a #sade and @NorahJones channel!My face everytime I read or hear the phrase #WereInThisTogether Could we, as a country be anymore divided?… https://t.co/UpehIoz30f
7/24
2020
#thursdaymorning #OwnIt #Grow https://t.co/wn9EUUeXh0
7/23
2020
@Tripfit Hahaha bad husband!!!Ya know who's sassy? The mother of a beautiful daughter. Treat her disrespectfully and you will have to deal with m… https://t.co/jDTKYKWCgi
7/20
2020
Why is #Jeffree Star trending under the #celebrity category? Fix it #Twitter.My 11 year old, heading home from an intense small funeral yesterday's, said he hoped he would have enough time to… https://t.co/x4xz0htlKa
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7/19
2020
@DropsNoPanties @om_eye_goodness Wait, why?? 🤣#SweetCaroline is not the "whitest" song I can think of. #MMMBop is. https://t.co/aDZNUzIDra#ChrisBrown is trending because he did a flip? Am I getting it? https://t.co/qSXL83yPfG"In so many ways, John’s life was exceptional. But he never believed that what he did was more than any citizen of… https://t.co/bayEbRuw1N
Retweeted by DanielleWhen you see something that is not right, not fair, not just, you have to speak up. You have to say something; you… https://t.co/0bexhv3UUl
Retweeted by DanielleMy mom was flirting with my dad and calling him baby so I was like “awww” before I jumped in front of a bus.
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7/18
2020
@NoDontStopOk @people That's true. @ThisLocalHater @DitzMcGeee https://t.co/6NLsNEleCC
7/17
2020

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