Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Daniel M. Kane @DanimalFarm San Francisco, CA

Things will be different in my iron-fisted communist space utopia.

229 Following   172 Followers   2,443 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/14/10


Elan Ruskin (@despair https://t.co/URLjjO6AXJ) was suspended wrongfully! @twitter says its for evading suspension… https://t.co/r12RyB2hxQ
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
2/19
2020
Also, TIL that at some point Twitter turned my profile pic into a blank white square.Less rhetorical follow-up question: is it because Christian -> Jesus -> Love, and conflating their political identi… https://t.co/ybToQLNHcLWhy do the same people defend misogynists as not literally "hating women" but also assume anyone civilly disagrees… https://t.co/5uwe6QXeU5
1/25
2020
@aparnapkin "no u" -adulthood @imteddybless "As Olive considered how much she loved Digby for paying attention to her when the pie-maker would no… https://t.co/1EnyIXLvjUBad on them for censoring the image, but good on them for responding quickly and contritely. On Saturday of three-… https://t.co/iwNhOLzNY8 @JennyENicholson When he started referencing times I thought they might be a.m. on a red-eye. Clearly not, though.
1/18
2019
@glassbottommeg Oh, shucks, I'm like to blush. @glassbottommeg Banananananana
12/26
2019
7yo Niece: "A nerf gun!" Me: "No one is safe!" Niece, flatly: "No one." @Joeyface "You two order mimosas with breakfast, that's normal and healthy. I ask for a Guinness and she looks at m… https://t.co/QdIreIqXBK @K2theSwift Maybe someone tore seven pages off all their Far Side desk calendars as an April Fool's gag, and they n… https://t.co/rvW6oEVgjk @K2theSwift Accidentally celebrating New Year's a week early?This is the politest DDOS attempt I've ever seen https://t.co/daGNDKkko3
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane @DeceptivelyS @emrazz I suspect the most appropriate term is "weathercock."Less than an hour into my birthday, I got to say, "technically, I just sneezed my pants off." Is this what winning… https://t.co/i7YSDx4C12
12/25
2019
@345tommo @tha_rami As a white American I see a lot of, "I'm not racist because token black friend." My mind was bl… https://t.co/7NPHFdFGss @euphoriafish I'm always vaguely nervous about non-alcoholic variations, since the alcohol makes spoilage a non-issue.
12/23
2019
@ChrisTAndrews @ID_AA_Carmack @ArcDreamLLC The first thing I thought of was Wild Talents' "No Physics" extra, which… https://t.co/jItZEioChp
12/22
2019
@MyGuyKilljoy @_celia_bedelia_ @AlanMolin34 @DJMu3L @CatRational @DebbieHayton @MavenOfMayhem @jk_rowling Two biolo… https://t.co/319EgRiVdx
12/19
2019
@avarisclari @IndieGamerChick @tha_rami Mostly, yes. But you folks are wildly underestimating the myopic metrics th… https://t.co/6OL0kGDi3x
10/22
2019
It's been three weeks of #StupidWatergate, still seeing talking heads quibbling about quid pro quo. POTUS soliciti… https://t.co/Nq6TLs755w
10/9
2019
The 300 (really 298) Spartans at Thermopylae get all the attention, but less remarked are the 700 Thespians - an en… https://t.co/s1RTMRzH1M
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
9/2
2019
Hawai'i, I am on you.
7/7
2019
Thought dog flinched at amateur fireworks going off nearby... but she was just puppy-dreaming. #stonecoldbadass
7/5
2019
@cpioli64 Perforce isn't perfect, but it wasn't designed from the assumption that code is the only thing that matte… https://t.co/H3RI6vAYJl @cpioli64 IIRC there's a free hosted plan for students and small indie teams @Thabass [screams in ternally]? @cpioli64 Perforce, ideally.
6/22
2019
@imteddybless Twist ending: they're all fake buttonsStart closing tabs, notice a cool article you'd loaded just before the tab closes, hit "Reopen closed tab", get dis… https://t.co/V9wyZxiIpj
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane @cpioli64 Why use git in the first place?
6/21
2019
@mariond_d My favorite #BadNannyQuote from American Horror Story: "It's called the Dark Web. That's where all the really COOL stuff is." @Cavni I was trying not to name names... like @Cavni.It also tried to correct "progress" to "pegged." It's like my phone is just spitting out someone else's search history.For the first time, my phone autocorrected to an F-bomb instead of "duck." I mean, it was a work email and was supp… https://t.co/nhXp7jO10h
5/29
2019
@JennyENicholson No Manderly Mystery Meat Pies? @StickmanSouza @GregStolze To be fair, I fundamentally dislike d20 + modifier. A median result is as likely as a c… https://t.co/y3YfLa8yXf @StickmanSouza @GregStolze Having started GMing 5e after playing for ~a year, I can't call it "well-crafted." It's… https://t.co/Yni7Txis7T
5/20
2019
If you're at @makerfaire in San Mateo this weekend, check out Hack at zone 2, booth 2424! https://t.co/avoXxgMfkp @KateLechler @mariond_d HIMYM had a great final season, Penny Dreadful not so much
5/17
2019
Had to pull out phone and double-check that Jason Isaacs and Brit Marling aren't married.
4/27
2019
"It's line a conveyor belt of bones, y'know?" #overheard #overheardatwork
4/18
2019
"Can you do two at the same time? One with each nostril?" "I haven't tried. Probably." #overheard #overheardatwork
4/12
2019
"Where even ARE we?" She loudly asked no one in particular, before declaring, "I have ACCIDENTALLY done heroin!" [b… https://t.co/rZvXCToBAyA lot of people I pass on the street probably think I'm scowling at them. Actual sequence of events: Me: :-| Me: *s… https://t.co/DIQmUELAjr
4/7
2019
My GDC shoes are officially broken in! Feet: Go F yourself.
3/31
2019
"There has to be justice." #overheardinSF #child #youthfuloptimism
3/27
2019
"It turns out, if you take something tedious and make it bigger, it's more tedious." #overheardatgdcProtip: running naked through the rain to Moscone is a time-efficient substitute for a shower. #gdc #shittylifehacks
3/20
2019
@mariond_d Heh. Step 1: afford to vacation in Iceland for 1-3 months networking for a visa opportunity
3/2
2018
Daredevil season 3 is excellent.
10/23
2018
Is "#VRbage" (rhymes with "garbage") a thing? Because I want it to be a thing.
10/21
2018
Running the tests again without saving your changes https://t.co/ZZkFdRSEOL
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
10/15
2018
@Oddessy Too laaaaaaaaate
8/11
2018
@Swenyo Oh, man! I wonder if I still have my copy hiding somewhere.
8/10
2018
I wish the best to everyone at the new Escapist, but to avoid political topics -- unionization, crunch, sexism, wor… https://t.co/nr1dI1K3X2
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
7/26
2018
Quantum Conundrum is $2.24 on Humble. It's a lot of fun. Just sayin'.Cinematic pet peeve: hand held shots through/around obstructions that are not actually someone furtively watching the character(s) in frame.
7/20
2018
You know what you call doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result? Reproducibility studies. #science
7/15
2018
London Breed's "Bold, Innovative Plan to Reduce Homelessness" is to take away their tents and then hope they go awa… https://t.co/f6Rdv4O1oK
4/26
2018
if you then you don't love don't deserve me at my m… https://t.co/wRc2BU6fOk
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane"I can see you playing clarinet, for some reason." # overheard
4/19
2018
@K2theSwift I don't like bangs; bangs don't care, look good anyway. Outwitted again!Hi, I’m John Su and I may have misunderstood #artvsartist https://t.co/Y575UlVswR
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
4/18
2018
@mariond_d I did! I'm weighing its awesomeness against the books I already have and my general disinclination to use e-books.
4/11
2018
Usability for dogs: https://t.co/oBshgt0ZeH
4/1
2018
"It sounds like Goat Simulator, but with a story." #overheard #notatgdc #kotor2 #thesithlords #idonteven
3/26
2018
Very nice guy kept trying to explain to me what f2p monetization is. I think I now have a much better understanding of mansplaining."I don't think I want to start a VC- funded company at this point, BUT..." #overheardatgdc
3/23
2018
Blegh, brought low by GDC plague. Hoping to bounce back before tomorrow!"It was, like, the weirdest shower." #overheardatgdc
3/22
2018
"I don't know what it stands for. Snake stuff!" #overheardatgdc"...and everyone was puking. It was the BEST!" #overheardatgdc
3/20
2018
"We need another fluffer over here. Can we get a fluffer?" #overheardatgdc
3/19
2018
"Everyone should have tearaway pants. I love mine." #overheardatgdc
3/18
2018
I'm out of the shampoo I like. I guess it's time to cut all my hair off again.
3/4
2018
In case anyone needs any perspective, the second amendment to the US Constitution has protected the right of privat… https://t.co/r0NQXk7qf1
2/18
2018
I make resources for ppl getting started in generativity, but sometimes its not easy to find. so here's my GENERAT… https://t.co/Sw0bFudHk0
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
2/16
2018
We have good news! Results are in: 45-7!!! Slate Organizing Committee Statement: https://t.co/CknllpbDlR
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
1/24
2018
I had to make a decision and flipping a coin seemed like a lot of hassle. Thank you, https://t.co/9wRA2VCvZZ @leighalexander Am glasses beardo, can confirm glasses beardos are terrible.Unrelated to anything, I would totally watch a "Star Wars Story" that was a political thriller / biopic about Mon Mothma.
1/22
2017
Pet peeve #3,170: articles that get all precious about proper C++ and then give sample code that includes "using namespace std;"
11/27
2017
"Dan must be popular with the Asian girls... He looks like Totoro." #overheardatwork #uhthanks
11/21
2017
Size comparisons of some modern animals versus their extinct relatives. (Credit: Yamane54) https://t.co/AyMf1gkYRI
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
11/7
2017
@tonitonirocca The fuck?I thought I had a fever. Turns out the weather just abruptly swung into the 90s, because lol seasons.
10/24
2017
Evolutionary eyes are animated! There's some personality modeling, ie "expressiveness" in the DNA. Some faces are… https://t.co/whbXYsgmK9
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane
10/23
2017
Programmers: "A big pile of single-letter variable names is confusing and opaque." Computer scientists: "Hold my d ϵ a"
10/6
2017
disappointingly realistic https://t.co/5R8Do5IZiZ
Retweeted by Daniel M. Kane @mike_acton Is the Insomniac core coding standard hiding or inaccessible? I tried to direct a student to check it out... but it eluded me. @mariond_d Which part did you *not* see?
9/29
2017
Colossal was really good. I laughed until I cried, but it was also intense and chilling. TW: abusive relationships, alcohol abuse.
9/2
2017
The award for "most unexpected Shadow of the Colossus homage" goes to... #clustertruck
7/22
2017
"You know, Dan, I think you might like Hell." #overheardatwork
7/21
2017
Literal spaghetti code. https://t.co/RikhIA9FG0 #literallyliteral #ue4
7/3
2017
"We just need you for a few seconds. It'll take 15-30 minutes." #overheardatwork #whiplash
6/28
2017

0