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Get on it! Just bought a second one for the cats. https://t.co/U8UxtaLMlN
10/14
2020
@blast0rama I bought a gel seat cover and it was still pure pain the first few classes. But now I’m all in the cult. @blast0rama We got ours 2 weeks ago. It’s pretty fantastic. Your butts are going to hurt the first few classes.
10/10
2020
Sometimes self care is going down to Quick Chek and getting yourself a pumpkin coffee and an apple donut.
10/8
2020
Doom Scrolling the News is the name of my 2020 Cover Band.
10/6
2020
I feel a teensy bit less crazy for our no hanging out indoors with other people policy. https://t.co/sgtPBrSyqHStart of October means cooler weather and seasonal depression. Woo!
10/1
2020
@dcorsetto My go to for anything in life, wirecutter: https://t.co/uciuEbpQJkTrying to live a cautious life through Covid, while constantly feeling like a crazy person for being cautious. My 2020 in a nutshell.
9/22
2020
I've truly been waiting all month for this. https://t.co/J1AEgcvf4Ghttps://t.co/7EI71qn6xp
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9/21
2020
The one problem with waiting for the new Apple Watch announcement so you can get the older version cheaper, is you… https://t.co/jG4CFLCrfO
9/15
2020
No one warns you that as you get older you become the parent and your parents become the children. I didn't think I… https://t.co/HkfMqizDfR
9/3
2020
@STSTCast I guess it all depends on how the next 2 months go with the start of school, indoor dining and flu season.It's only September, but I'm really curious what the holiday season is going to look like this year. Are people rea… https://t.co/FS9vXn2MBJ @dcorsetto Time does not exist right now. I kept thinking it was Thursday today. @dcorsetto I was about to question your math since Luke was your date to our wedding 6 years ago this month.
9/2
2020
@augiedb Yeah, the deal is for a year so I’ve half considered it. We have no interest in cable, but it’s half tempt… https://t.co/mONc8UtQyd @augiedb We’ve lived the cord cutting lifestyle for over 10 years. I’m actually considering getting cable again, on… https://t.co/6pHeQemLVb
8/22
2020
@SStirling I thought he was joking the first time he mentioned they used them.
8/21
2020
@SStirling My husbands company uses Dot Matrix printers. They are a company that picks up hazardous waste from reta… https://t.co/vfSW6k126R
8/20
2020
@TheJulieBenson The reaction to Nina Simone's Feeling Good was magical.
8/7
2020
@ChrisJGarnett Only The Best!Sometimes I wonder, who actually sorts prices from high to low?!
8/6
2020
Birthday depression is weird.Finding a bit of dried up cat vomit on the dress you are wearing to your husbands grandmothers funeral the day befo… https://t.co/MzxvWjkoQc
7/28
2020
I’m fascinated by the idea that not all modems are compatible with your cable company. This tweet brought to you by… https://t.co/LCoYjNW4mq
7/27
2020
@augiedb That's the one I told her to get. She isn't going to pay any subscription cost for her just turned 10 year old. @kirbykrackle That's the one I recommended to her, cause I know a lot of people use it.Anyone know good apps on the iPad for drawing and animation? A friends 10 year old really wants to start learning to draw with her new ipad.
7/22
2020
Having one of those days where you are tired of being a responsible human being while others just go through life w… https://t.co/How1xMp9Be
7/1
2020
Some days everything sucks, but at least this muppet creature helps. #dinahsmooshface https://t.co/sWVKrcnVmC
6/26
2020
@revvoice @Disney I really think that's the ride we were waiting on line for, because I don't think I had ever been… https://t.co/eEic5Xbtez @revvoice @Disney Was Mr Toads Wild Ride the ride we were waiting in line for when you realized you lost your cell phone?
6/25
2020
@augiedb I had one of those at work when I first started there in 2009. When I got a new computer, it sat under my… https://t.co/2ehbx60LrI
6/23
2020
@Regillix Thanks. Giving that a tryI definitely picked the wrong week to play the stalk market. Someone bought 100,000 bells worth of turnips, and the… https://t.co/SZVA5BVQKa
6/11
2020
Attached here is a masterdoc of nationwide charities, free legal help per state if arrested, mutual aid funds, tips… https://t.co/BaWeCLKtWn
Retweeted by Daniellis OBellisIn the spirit of what @alex_segura is doing...while I no longer work in the comic book industry, a lot of people wh… https://t.co/pUSqFoKKnQ
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6/3
2020
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Retweeted by Daniellis OBellisI made a carrd with all the ways to help I could find to make it even easier to do your part!! It only takes 5 seco… https://t.co/RtRYVkjSOX
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6/2
2020
With relaxing of restrictions, I still don't feel comfortable social distancing. Bill works in an office with peopl… https://t.co/93irxNkkkaAnyone else a constant ball of stress with restrictions relaxing?! I'm not worried for me. I'm worried for my paren… https://t.co/cCgXp8HmYU
5/22
2020
Last night people came to my Animal Crossing Island and I ran around picking up sticks and seashells to tidy my isl… https://t.co/vErqVKl5CT
5/21
2020
People with Macbooks, where do you store your files? Do you save on the macbook or to something else? Design files… https://t.co/aMZxUbLpLo
5/20
2020
It's incredibly annoying & I can't explain to them why they aren't getting money. I can't call for them. They aren'… https://t.co/hV959KphBpThey own a bar, which has to be closed. My understanding is my dad should get PUA, my mom should get unemployment.… https://t.co/TtPaDG2as7NJ Unemployment is incredibly infuriating. I'm trying to be reasonable, but dealing with my parents unemployment wi… https://t.co/XD0dMseCxW @njdotcom I've been helping my parents with all their unemployment claims because they do not have a computer and t… https://t.co/YWYcTa8Qj3
5/13
2020
@njdotcom Our tiny NJ town has been crafting flowers and putting them in windows.
4/1
2020
My office mate for the next couple weeks. #dinahsmooshface #QuarantineCats https://t.co/b120aJkBH6
3/19
2020
@elizabethamber @GovMurphy @News12NJ It's going to be hard. My parents own a bar. I'm not happy they'll be losing i… https://t.co/UoBNtGBpe6 @elizabethamber @GovMurphy @News12NJ I think it means all gyms. My understanding was the 50 or more rule was for ve… https://t.co/CfLZpRWNBN @GovMurphy Tuesday is Saint Patrick’s Day. People are going to ignore this and go out drinking. I had people coughi… https://t.co/esuFRMZeGN
3/16
2020
Today in bartending, I had a man cough all over the bar to prove he didn’t think the coronavirus was a big deal. It’s been a day.
3/14
2020
I’m pretty sure I need to talk to my dad about hazard pay if I have to spend the day listening to politics when bartending.
2/29
2020
@revvoice Well at least I’ll make sure there’s good food when we watch. @revvoice Wrestlemania party this year is gonna be lame. Let’s just rewatch the night before takeover instead.
2/27
2020
Central Jersey represent! https://t.co/05AjNvsDbL
2/1
2020
@augiedb Thankfully on the other side of the canal and river. It was huge. We walked down the street and we could f… https://t.co/TWA7VoG6Sb @augiedb It’s insane. I could see the flames from my kitchen window.
1/13
2020
Why do meds that help with your mental health come with so many side effects?!?! Enjoy your happiness with a side o… https://t.co/AkVEu7pUq6
1/7
2020
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1/5
2019
Does anyone else’s cat love wrapping paper? https://t.co/eIL4zdkUqB
12/24
2019
I know everyone is gushing over the Baby Yoda show, but we have been freaking out every night on how good the new Ducktales is.
12/6
2019
Friends, I am trying to raise money for my seizure recovery and medical bills. It's been a long difficult year, so… https://t.co/VsnOJjjcqf
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12/3
2019
@revvoice That match is so good. And I heart Teegan Nox and her captain marvel gear.
11/24
2019
Uber/Lyfts with air fresheners are the worst.
11/16
2019
@dcorsetto @ZachWeiner @UnstoppaBillE Awww, that’s so sweet! I miss it sometimes. But I don’t miss the stress it gave poor Billy.
11/8
2019
@TheJulieBenson I haven’t thought of that ad in years, but instantly brought back memories of driving down the coas… https://t.co/JnZv88h7er
10/20
2019
I get packages can get delivered to the wrong address. But why do I have to contact Old Navy for them to tell me th… https://t.co/jN7O0yjB9w @elbasunu That is genius.Got an email from UPS saying my package had been delivered. Go home, no package. Check the delivery and it was deli… https://t.co/wCA2D7IP11
10/15
2019
@mgmdrums The older I get, the more cranky I get about holidays. I’d rather go away and just do something fun those days.
10/3
2019
It’s the time of year where most people are happy for all the upcoming holidays, and I slowly go from grumpy to grinch.
10/2
2019
When the lighting is just right. #dinahsmooshface #petportraitmode #persiancat #ridiculouscat #muppetcathttps://t.co/2rNCenc6al
9/24
2019
New phone, who dis?! https://t.co/o3pDUYJFI3
9/21
2019
@REDTAIL200 We’re an Apple household. I’m too old and cranky to understand an android phone at this point.IPhone, you had me at pet portrait mode. Time to make the ridiculous muppet cat an internet star. #dinahsmooshface https://t.co/WMSlSYdzWh
9/11
2019
@TheJulieBenson @ComicGeekSpeak @shawnabenson Happy Birthdays! I hope you couldnt hear Bill and I opening and closi… https://t.co/AW0hGG9qxJ
8/24
2019
@elizabethamber I gave up looking for bras that will fit in regular stores. I’ll buy crappy sports bras that I smoo… https://t.co/sKvUjBRmOq @elizabethamber I go to a bra shop for my good bras at this point. There’s an amazing one in Somerville. She looks… https://t.co/niRDRCXOpm
8/21
2019
@savvyliterate Perfect! My biggest anxiety was coming up with meals and finding recipes. I’d get overwhelmed and th… https://t.co/BaHoqb577t
6/10
2019
@savvyliterate I didn’t do it for years cause of the cost, but when you factor in all the ingredients you buy for o… https://t.co/2Fj3H7BbsC @savvyliterate This is the exact reason we do meal delivery services like Blue Apron. Leftovers and odd ingredients… https://t.co/POhaUikSAd
6/9
2019
Sometimes bartending means listening to people spout all sorts of fake news stories. It’s amazing yet terrifying.
5/25
2019
@revvoice What other title would Foley be announcing? @revvoice Our thought is they are bringing back the hardcore title. But Bills brilliant idea, do it 24/7 but utiliz… https://t.co/1FUNcduUsh
5/20
2019
If Avenger Spoilers are allowed now, all I have to say is Fuck The Soul Stone. The death pissed me off so much that… https://t.co/kQuazGMAGt
5/6
2019
I really, really wanted to love Endgame. It gave me a lot of feels and moments I wanted, but it also thoroughly disappointed me.
4/26
2019
I have experienced the spectacle that is Wrestlemania live, and I want to go every year now. It’s ridiculous!!
4/8
2019
Ever reach peak stress level where all stress turns into hate for everything? Asking for a friend.
3/13
2019
Dealing with should we buy our house stress, so obviously I turn on HGTV to somehow make it better.
2/23
2019
I just thought, “I’m tired, is it almost bedtime?” It was 730 on a Friday night. Just livin my best life over here.
2/2
2019
I’ve officially reached the point where I can’t tell if I’m having trouble with my new MacBook, or if I’m old and d… https://t.co/nbhHi5IErf
1/31
2019
@savvyliterate @LinuxScouser Aww, your Selina looks almost like our Selina. https://t.co/9IkcrtZAUi
1/26
2018
@UnGajje We both threw the W up! @UnGajje I just realized we are driving through your state right now. Looks like we are 22 minutes away from the Wu… https://t.co/sydsCMt1u9 @UnGajje He’s been dying to play this game. Now I won’t see him for a month.Yessss! Early Christmas present for Billy procured. https://t.co/ncJUee89Ku
11/18
2018

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