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Danny Zuker @DannyZuker Los Angeles, CA

Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast

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Joined Twitter 2/26/09

This is the Covey Spreader. Nasty.
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @TuckerCarlson’s stint on Dancing with the Stars officially bumped down to the number two spot the list of his…👇👇👇👇👇👇
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @natsechobbyist @Acosta The horror of Trump is that he's made the worst people feel comfortable being their worst s… @KenMarino She's so good that half the replies in my timeline think she's really a stranded supporter. It's crazy!
@Caissie Same. @mbrooksrjc @JoshMalina I have notes. @DaveSFoley And situational Tourettic vocal outbursts of the “fuck you” variety.One key difference between 2016 and 2020 is that in 2016 not EVERYONE who voted for @realDonaldTrump was a paranoi… reminder: the Supreme Court can’t invalidate your late-arriving ballot if you drop it off in person before…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerYes, I want Trump out of office, but I want a blue landslide so every Trump enabler, every elected official enrichi…
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @_JoshWilson Oh I got some hot Zion National Park content imma drop real soon! @blaireerskine I was kind of hoping you’d get a show and then hire me but we can have our reps work out the deets. @MrJoshCharles @WillieGarson Josh always asks the tough questions. @chrisweitz Even by Trump standards this is bananas. @ScottAukerman So sorry to hear about this but eventually every show has to face that moment when @famzao loses int… @BrianStack153 @AndyRichter It’s true. Before I became one of your personal heroes I was big fan of your show.“Great Depression, Great Depression, Great Depression is the unified chant of the Lamesteam Wireless.” - Donald Hoo… @BrianStack153 @AndyRichter I watched this live! (Also happy birthday, Andy. 🎉) @chrissyteigen It was beautiful and honest and appreciated by so many of us who’ve been through similar tragedies. 💕 @JenKirkman @RexChapman Damn I missed that! Now it’s all I can think about. @RexChapman This one really took me on a journey! @morgan_murphy She never misses.Get this woman her own show, NOW! let’s see @realDonaldTrump, you’ve infected your gullible supporters, you’ve frozen them... What ya got planned… @CaitlinPacific First of all are you sure you're not Jewish? This is how we think about everything. That said mak… @JoshMalina Nag Champa sales rep."The cold front came from China!" @lalahhathaway They put the "Q" in "low IQ."I'm appealing to your collective sense of meanness and vengeance to make sure he's gargantuanly and inarguably humi…
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @anylaurie16 Oh my god this is a very satisfying read! Thank you. @timothycsimons That was spectacular. @DavidPressman Yes! @SaraJBenincasa Neptune has a real non-binary vibe.
@secupp Damn I was typing the “e” when you beat me to it.This is really powerful. #AmericaNeedsMichigan @kimcaramele I’m pretty aroused as well. @RealLyndaCarter @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris That's it. I'm rehanging the poster of you I bought at Spencers when I was 13! #VOTE @photonic_cannon Oh damn! I thought that was a deep enough cut that I might get there first! Well done. 🏆After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… @JaceyNac 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏆 @JaceyNac I'm curious if he'll continue the whole "lip kiss" thing with his new friends.I have my issues with the approach of the ole LP but this is fucking brutal.
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @PFTompkins @MelissaStetten Working on a Vanguard/ Prison guard joke that I hope to drop in a couple hours. @guybranum This made my day!.@realDonaldTrump, cool u got to take a break from ignoring the pandemic to watch some tv but what’s a “fake speech…’m loving this speech but I keep wanting @BarackObama to say “Don’t honk, vote!” #VoteEarlyThey are banking on us becoming disheartened. Don’t give in to it. Fight back. 🌲 Voting Tweet: Today - 27th is the LAST DAY for Early In-Person Voting. 🚨 Bank it TODAY. 🚨 If you already ha…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerYou have greatly underestimated the anger and fury of the majority of this country. We will never forget. Tides tur… @briankoppelman Honorable mentions: Armed Forces Taking Liberties Punch the Clock King of America @briankoppelman Imperial Bedroom may be the album I’ve listened to the most. Even after all these years I find new… Supreme Court Crazy’s 1st Case,May Decide Presidency. One Week After Election She’ll Vote Down Affordable Care…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerSure the GOP adjourned without passing covid relief but at least they were able to rush through a “justice” who wil… is flippable! I'm joining @BetoORourke to host a virtual phone bank Sun, 11/1 @ 3pm CENTRAL (1 Pac/4 eastern)…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerGood night, America.
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @Mikel_Jollett Yes, and for a general revolution as well. #EnoughI like governments that don’t celebrate taking healthcare from millions in a pandemic. 6-3 doesn’t represent me. Fl…
But... but... but she said she’d never lie to us? Why do all my heroes let me down?! "@PressSec once praised Biden as a 'man of the people' who resonates with "middle class" over 'tycoon' Trump…
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @1capplegate Oh he was touting some stupid Biden conspiracy so I used what he said on the phone transcript when he… @JenKirkman @DonaldJTrumpJr Done!If it’s what you say I love it! @ManMadeMoon Um did DaVinci put his name on overpriced sneakers? #CaseClosedIt’s a dance-off. Trump supporters vs Biden supporters...
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @natsechobbyist Soooo good!I pray every day @realDonaldTrump is brought to justice but it’s comforting to know that he lives every day in an i… @Travon This could break all pay per view records! @DaveSFoley So sorry man. Lost a dear pet a few months back and it’s always so hard.Sometimes the internet is truly glorious. cc: @realDonaldTrump #VoteHimOut #BidenHarrisToSaveAmerica
@fortunefunny Congrats! 💒NEW VIDEO! #PleaseSaveTheseChildren If you don't have a bright line for crimes against children you don't have a…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerSadly, our race has turned very ugly in the last few weeks. My opponent, Councilmember David Ryu, has launched an o…
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So your wife was moaning in her sleep and when you asked her what she was dreaming about she told you this? Okay. powerful, beautiful message from my friend Molly about what’s at stake this election. #VoteThemOut @sean_m_maguire Hahaha"I'm really smart" - Someone who is an idiot "I'm really rich" - Someone who owes millions "I'm the least racist pe… says. “Good”. ??????? That should bury him. What an awful thing to say about those children ripped from…
Retweeted by Danny ZukerHow great is it going to be to not have to hear his whiny hateful voice every day? #BidenHarris2020 @AllieGoertz Same.The fact that this evil, incompetent administration doesn't give a shit about children should end this.
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @DannyZuker Donald 🙂
Retweeted by Danny Zuker"I didn't build the cages, I just put the kids in them" is not the amazing argument you think it is #Debates2020
Retweeted by Danny Zuker @MaryLTrump My bad! You know I adore you! @MaryKoCo 🏆Biden is ripping this asshole a new Trump! #BidenHarris2020 @MaryKoCo A great moment for America!Anyone who has ever done business with Trump knows he's famous for prepaying his debts with the possible exception…
When I was in high school I used to tuck my shirt in at least three times a day.
Holy shit, @realDonaldTrump are you watching Obama right now?! If not for the Rudy pic, this would be the ugliest beating of the day!Election season is almost over, but we can end it a lot faster with early voting. #TalkTheVote & help get as many o…
@Sandraklodnick3 Nobodies.
@MJMcKean Happy Birthday! Hoping the greatest present of all is delivered on November 3rd! @sean_m_maguire Oooh can I have the lunchbox though? @jessetyler I’m incorrigible (drunk).Breaking: Shelley Long quitting is no longer dumbest decision made by a “Cheers” actor. 🏆 @BadAstronomer @KariByron @MattOswaltVA Much like a contestant on The Bachelorette, I’m not here to make friends. @KariByron Ha!