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Carbon Based Biped evolved from an Ape. Funktioning Automatik und Dancing Mechanik. Views my own unless stolen

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Joined Twitter 1/22/20


@onlyabithard DM room? Sounds 80s, I’m inThe Daughter just asked me what was playing because she liked it and it was this : https://t.co/aD9VTa48TW :) #ProudDad
7/2
2020
@MapPornTweet The Halicarnassus and region?He tripped and fell. We all saw it. https://t.co/9OJnBYbw9E
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @greg_jenner Also 99p on Apple Books @ternfortheworse @NotSoSkinnyPete @Lottesometimes Where do we stand on Banana Republics? As I’m going independent myself.
7/1
2020
@YesMissMurphy How to snowboard more.JUSTIFIED & ANCIENT! https://t.co/lfXozW2g0p
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @ternfortheworse not encouraged? Why on earth not? It costs nothing to encourage people to be sensible?!
6/25
2020
@sarky_sheena I’ll let you know how it goes! @sarky_sheena I really don’t like toenail clippings. Can you offer any advice on passive aggressive ways to avoid… https://t.co/bTCFrMTbB6Peak Karen, surely? SURELY https://t.co/saHJcese7j @SummerRay @NotSoSkinnyPete It’s really quite simple.... @MVargr @Stonekettle There’s a guy who reposts trumps tweets letter for letter. And he keeps getting banned ... @Chris_Townsend @richardaoxley @MirrorFootball Haha, perfect! @madein1966 @PlayasGnaPlay @MirrorFootball @JohnnyTheNic No criminal offence. But i’m pretty sure even a welder sig… https://t.co/t9O6P2oASP @PlayasGnaPlay @MirrorFootball @JohnnyTheNic Dis👏🏻re👏🏻pute👏🏻 It’s like not being a cock only written into your employment contract 😁 @NIRed_79 @MirrorFootball It’s not football. You don’t lose if someone else wins. We can all have 3 points you dullardSadly the first 2 I tried are DMC’d 😕 https://t.co/mrkjhROWGi @NotSoSkinnyPete @clownf1st With custard @NotSoSkinnyPete @ternfortheworse Would love to know how many he’s got left 🙃 @emettbrown1985 @MirrorFootball @DailyMirror Good luck with that 🤣 @ZeeZza29 @MirrorFootball Guessing disrepute, doesn’t have to be illegal before it becomes sackable. Check your terms and conditions. 😁#NationalWritingDay #SirTerryPratchett advice he left behind: 🗺️ You don't need a map, but a destination helps 📚… https://t.co/OnW1Xs02ce
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @clownf1st Both together seem fine @clownf1st Snickers: and then you got a beer @ternfortheworse @clownf1st It’s legal unless it’s over 32 degrees. @LzuFabien @MapPornTweet FYI @nadinekhayat @clownf1st Log out of iCloud before selling your soul.
6/24
2020
@RDKLInc That’s why you log out of iCloud and turn off the lock before you wipe. It won’t ask for it if it was sign… https://t.co/dM3HQR6NuK @_dannyX27_ @NathanPatrick84 @alistairmagowan @Rob_Maul Stop thinking it’s an anti white movement, and feeling that… https://t.co/cePmChfhu3 @_dannyX27_ @NathanPatrick84 @alistairmagowan @Rob_Maul Start with the biggest problems. There would be no BLM mov… https://t.co/aI5xdeBAZgListening to Sheila Chandra (thanks @nadinekhayat) and it’s like and hour long build waiting for The Drop! @_dannyX27_ @NathanPatrick84 @alistairmagowan @Rob_Maul Of course they do. Is that inequality anything like proport… https://t.co/pw1l5AvoH8 @commoperator @NathanPatrick84 @alistairmagowan @Rob_Maul Sure. You feel butt hurt. Just remember, that in order… https://t.co/9f1Il6snZX @RDKLInc They’ve been securely wiped incorrectly then. Log out first, then wipe them, problem solved. The problem is your processes. @edlyons @Scientits @helenhayes_ @CrystalPalaceTT https://t.co/IFZM3i7ugU I caught one of these weekend in Budget w… https://t.co/qS2Q2tUeTK
6/23
2020
@NathanPatrick84 @alistairmagowan @Rob_Maul https://t.co/rTaRItK3Dp @clownf1st I’ve seen a lot of crazy Trumpster fire video clips as have we all, but this one feels special. @clownf1st Have you tried a zoom marathon? Easier on the legs and back @stroughtonsmith Thanks, that is actually useful. I was using the Dev App to get my info and watch @stroughtonsmith Thanks Siri 🙄 https://t.co/ULDrcInmNC @stroughtonsmith Every year, I have to look up what PDT is, AGAIN. Seriously Apple, just insert a teensy bit of lo… https://t.co/fSM6VyLO1q
6/22
2020
@BBC6Music @kraftwerk Get Innocuous - LCD @ternfortheworse But I’m sure they are bringing the best of both apps together. So it’s not wasted. Suspect this… https://t.co/1WmN33vA7a @gillinghamjoe Please don’t. By, me. @RedMedusa13 M I K Double E!https://t.co/XGcGdiMzYM https://t.co/RLxPx0f7zB @ternfortheworse “Our” drug ☺️ So proud! Wouldn’t catch me taking any of those foreign drugs! Can’t wait to be o… https://t.co/PgSeiZaD4P
6/19
2020
@tsoprano8 @po8crg @caitlinmoran @ThetaSi49453085 @MakebaUhuru I fear that many (most?) people who remotely identif… https://t.co/ALu7U5aoez @ternfortheworse Only cold water though, the electric is disconnected.Oldest door in Britain. Installed Westminster Abbey 1050AD from a tree already several centuries old. When this doo… https://t.co/s7LwM32gqn
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @po8crg @caitlinmoran @ThetaSi49453085 @MakebaUhuru Got it now! Too subtle, clearly… ;) @po8crg @caitlinmoran @ThetaSi49453085 @MakebaUhuru Did yours? If not, please remove yourself from the gene pool.
6/16
2020
@ternfortheworse Yeah, I had a family member get targeted on this basis is racing around Sheffield in an XR3i in th… https://t.co/5W44qbxqwZRelated. How about we stop the All Lives Matter shit by rephrasing BLM into something that other people won’t be s… https://t.co/pb83CBb7AJAnyway, just because we’re not totally utterly fucked up like the yanks are, doesn’t mean we don’t need to look at… https://t.co/LFD0WH9OLeAnd I can see one of the counties 3 biggest police stations from my house. These issues don’t exist for me, so it’… https://t.co/xfcGK4WWmHObviously this is a very US slanted piece. But to think that the only time I have ever had an encounter with Polic… https://t.co/CAZdVMaU9EGreat read, v perceptive collation of a number of resources. Couple of things that stood out to me: spending more (… https://t.co/XEWPV35frU
6/15
2020
@BillRay25852157 @GrahamKirk5 @louistheroux One letter was only the start of it....
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ WSo we all know about how orange juice tastes vile after toothbrushing, but can we take a moment to think about how… https://t.co/lPAh8drRTU @sarky_sheena At the time, gives you perspective though. And makes you cringe when you find out that someone is pre… https://t.co/uuNL3eIrIW @sarky_sheena 4 in a row here, long enough ago that it doesn’t upset me now barring 1 trigger.Every time I walk this path I imagine I’m in some sort of augmented reality Sid Mier game... https://t.co/5BK8O1hArU @clownf1st @ternfortheworse I’ll chip in, money, time, and effort
6/14
2020
@ternfortheworse Now you jumped the shark @ternfortheworse 🤦🏻‍♂️ @ternfortheworse You’re making it worse @ternfortheworse Didn’t work 😒
6/13
2020
@ternfortheworse And had been done for years, Netflix and the other place were using the original, everyone else ha… https://t.co/Jjd79tNBwP
6/12
2020
@jemmaforte I think it’s right to judge people & weigh up pros and cons and not simply judge people by the worst th… https://t.co/ItWVgZmzu0 @Jmooney2001 @jemmaforte @LucyDunkling Not so, or how come it was abolished? It was only morally acceptable for th… https://t.co/8cp99biOLbIf all the supermarkets came out to condem slavery then all the racists would starve to death.
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6/10
2020
@SummerRay Naanbread hang on a sec @trntnquarantino @AMAZlNGSCIENCE During a futile attempt at educating a flat earther I faced the following question… https://t.co/osmjTFRiTo @sarky_sheena I bought a 4 pack of Whisper Gold to see me through the week. Tomorrow I must see if I can buy a 3 pack to see me through...This is how you social media, brands https://t.co/Y33LdlnQGhAs #pyramids are trending can I direct you to the opposite of what they are all saying? The People's Pyramid in Tox… https://t.co/viKYvz4PYJ
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @ternfortheworse This, of all things, seems pretty easy to avoid. Buy British chicken. Harder to know about restaurants etc of course
6/9
2020
This morning, 31 years ago, my cameraman & I filmed the man with the shopping bags as he stood in front of the tank… https://t.co/gXtfQEroyL
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @yezvarn_qvilaxl This is Gary’s Mod :) @ternfortheworse I’ll allow it @ternfortheworse Just a nonceSo once again the racist, white supremacists are out and following me, trying to subvert folklore and all that goes… https://t.co/1IvYj5J3vl
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6/5
2020
@lxmne The key word is affix you the internal surface. Make it free standing, and keep it ✊🏿✊🏻✊🏽✊🏼✊🏾 @Futurismprimo @LexioftheDSC @F1reFlow3r @BellezaDeAltura Is it...is it because there aren’t any tsunamis or Africa… https://t.co/WxxKyCAxeD
6/2
2020
Can we please get #GeoffCapes trending for no other reason than for people to ask ‘Why is #GeoffCapes trending?’… https://t.co/JsMI1Q9Fz2
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5/28
2020
This is epic https://t.co/vH75y21Prg
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @gruber Screen sharing
5/24
2020
What’s this in London Busses, Areas the size of Wales or Olympic Swimming Pools? https://t.co/biW82btBQE @cheltreds Not sure what you’re listening to, but that link starts with 3am eternal - not complaining, but it’s different ! @cheltreds Thanks :)Justified Ancients of Mums https://t.co/y2OA4k2IjjAdam and the Anus https://t.co/X6rLq8rv8H
Retweeted by Dan “The Man”™ W @clownf1st Pet Shop Toys Hot Chap LSD Soundsystem Aphex Twit The Shemen Apollo 404 The Black Bog Dance 2 France Dir… https://t.co/wSRYa6TcZh @cheltreds Would love to hear the whole tape!
5/22
2020
@poppyhillstead Top Tip, keep it topical :) @catstronomical @yezvarn_qvilaxl Next up, ketchup first or 2nd?
5/20
2020

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