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Pop culture & puppy aficionado. Recovering Zagat writer. Eater San Diego contributor. Married to (comic) stripper @cooljerk. 🌹

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@ibstatguy Safe travels!
7/9
2020
@annamaria1word Good luck! In these uncertain times, it's nice to have a regular paycheck.If you lost your pet over the July Fourth weekend, please check our Lost and Found section on… https://t.co/Qcab2dd4Ct
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7/7
2020
To anyone who feels like they “wasted” the time during quarantine because they didn’t write a book or learn a secon… https://t.co/gI4BSrH59X
Retweeted by Darlene @MaryBeth_Abate Back to normal. Thanks for asking! @PjPerez These are Paul's old pair and we've never had any interest when trying to sell them at our garage sales. @MeganMarieInSD Wow. I had no idea! My husband has been trying to get rid of them for YEARS.Huh. There's a market for roller blades! I posted a pair and got an offer in less than 5 minutes. https://t.co/Gk2vmEHPXd @MaryBeth_Abate So cushy! 😍If you see a nervous dog in the street tonight, please stop and do your best to pick them up. Chances are they ran… https://t.co/3rHD8szrhT
Retweeted by Darlene @lwbranscomb She looks so distressed. I hope the fireworks end soon in your area. @MaryBeth_Abate Listening to classical music seems to have helped him a lot. And showing him a book about cats. @gregsandiego Poor puppers. Classical music seems to have calmed ours down. @motoridersd PS I miss Fede. 😣 @motoridersd It didn't bother Doctor in previous years but this year hit him big with him panting and pacing. Maybe… https://t.co/vMBK7n5xJR @ChrisCrash00 The fireworks around us aren't close or loud but he can hear them.Current status: listening to calming classical music and trying to calm Doctor's nerves from the fireworks. https://t.co/fxGfef50bO
7/5
2020
@ernie_the_dog Happy birthday to you, Ernie! The bestest boys born in July.It's this good boy's 8th birthday and we're spending it looking at squirrels. Officially a senior but still very mu… https://t.co/Y7DBEzrdSdThis morning's highlights. https://t.co/Q0hHyA9NrrPicnic table for squirrels in the middle of a dog park. Pringles included. @SquirrelPartyof https://t.co/PQZyaLu6PL @EdinaCoyote @ernie_the_dog Thanks!
7/3
2020
@ernie_the_dog https://t.co/xMTizhUncB
7/2
2020
@dearclarissa Yeesh. Safe travels to you and wishing you a trouble-free trip for the rest of your journey!A story told in two photos. https://t.co/z927m4CBPY
7/1
2020
@motoridersd I ordered blue pencil lead from Japan that was shipped in March. USPS insisted it was delivered to us… https://t.co/7LK2EBYHImhttps://t.co/y1Ai2BGyjH @SugarJones If you want to delve even deeper, watch Screen Crush for hidden Easter eggs. They break it down by each… https://t.co/6d4upLz9zU @motoridersd Same here.
6/30
2020
I don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of C… https://t.co/bWRfCEzNc7
Retweeted by Darlene @onezumi I'm so sorry to hear the news, Olivia. Please take care of yourself.
6/29
2020
I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.
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6/27
2020
@docbeechler F! @EcoLisa I think it's a tip jar. An earlier story I read said it had a goal of $1,000 but people went crazy with su… https://t.co/9s1ofZmIvd @mimesatwork English isn't my first language. I'm ESL and still have difficulty with some English words.https://t.co/ReTLyPyDqF @ZackBornstein https://t.co/8degGGOUtR
Retweeted by Darlene @_TRAV23 Former high school classmate. Thankfully she recovered.“You give someone a hammer, why are you surprised everything looks like a nail to them?” https://t.co/9PV3GFnE5a
6/26
2020
We've updated this story with information about the nonexistent anti-mask "#FreedomToBreathe Agency": https://t.co/jjC1O3GKis
Retweeted by Darlene @OtaQueen Deep in Chula Vista but so worth it! It's so fresh and squishy. (P devoured the pb, chocolate, milk and o… https://t.co/aLM5hbUwnx @Kevin_Church PS P and I used to work with his sister. @thepegisin Let's not dismiss Puerto Rico or Guam either. Both territories pay taxes and vote in primaries, yet don… https://t.co/LhBxOK9OiF
6/25
2020
@Kevin_Boyd_ Who still laminates "official cards" is what I want to know.My favorite piece of mochi. https://t.co/B8QxT9Zv3o @ChrisCrash00 https://t.co/ZmZ46cnz8K @ChrisCrash00 I knew it reminded me of something!Presenting the inside of Doctor's mouth. https://t.co/ZjWPI6JFED
6/24
2020
@motoridersd https://t.co/PxolGvyQx1 @motoridersd Ah! That makes perfect sense. @motoridersd Have you looked into buying used or is that iffy for you during the pandemic?
6/23
2020
Getting tested at a @SanDiegoCounty site and the first thing I have to do is tell the woman who approached my car t… https://t.co/LetfOSfcRl
Retweeted by Darlene @gdarklighter @Padres Wow! Congrats!!
6/22
2020
Relax, its a pine cone https://t.co/V3rULKuOjl
Retweeted by DarleneMy baker friend at Jennywenny Cakes is donating treats to local hospitals. You can help by giving as little as $10… https://t.co/7vZnJYTTALBTW: I went to the Kohl's on Balboa and the recycling box is by the closed entrance.Grocery shopping and takeout produce a lot of plastic bags but you can recycle them - like at Kohl's. (I recycled 4… https://t.co/0YV2WxDHkzSpotted on our walk. https://t.co/lrurfBINNC
6/20
2020
@wendybuske Loved it so hard. The series blew me away.This is most thought provoking thing I've read today regarding #Juneteenth : How do you plan on contributing to the… https://t.co/yoPPUkSBgk
6/19
2020
@definitelyvita So selfish. Yeez.RIP Vera Lynn. https://t.co/cRwjE3aP2d
6/18
2020
@annamaria1word Is that his name? Yes. @annamaria1word Uh, he's a stereotype too if you think about it.
6/17
2020
@SDatLarge Ho lee sheet @motoridersd It's so much more enjoyable on repeat watches. I don't know why I waited so long.We rewatched Knives Out last night and what gets me is Ana de Armas' character doesn't know how to fast forward VHS tape.
6/16
2020
@Starbright619 Donated. ♥️ @Kevin_Church Cute! Thanks. @Kevin_Church I need to see this because I need one. @kaylin_bea It always surprises me when people fall back to saying "go back to your own country" when obviously they're not indigenous.✨Attn: Queers✨ There’s a lot going on in the world — and our stories matter more now than ever. So let’s amplify s… https://t.co/UKuPOipcXy
Retweeted by DarleneI watched this lady cry her eyes out on the news over the loss of her daughter. This comic brought all those feel… https://t.co/jmSKoJqbyc
Retweeted by DarleneA comic about inequality in the pandemic. https://t.co/f1ac1g2Yw1Please retweet. ❤️ https://t.co/LLZMl8N39v
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6/15
2020
@noshwithme Just read the Yelp reviews and w-o-w. R @noshwithme Thanks for the info. Glad you're taking steps to report this person and not have another pup hurt. @noshwithme Agree that you should contact the Humane Society. What happened?? @chickrawker The recycled air in airplanes makes me feel uneasy, even when you wear a mask. @ChrisCrash00 I feel like batting cages is equal to golfing as is mini golf --MAYBE? @chickrawker I missed that. That number seems really low.And there goes my plans for pontoon boating.😣 https://t.co/y6rW7DQfpp @jennyjenjen Ugh. I need to make a trip to Costco today tooDoggyDNA on Reddit is my new internet hang where I actively search for pups with coyote and wolf DNA. This pup is 2… https://t.co/kG51598aGB @jacqbryant The recipe for beer cheese makes it something entirely different. @RobinKimball Happy birthday!
6/14
2020
@annamaria1word LOL @motoridersd That's f'd up.
6/13
2020
@CALawGuy @ABAJournal Educational read. Thank you!Happy #LovingDay!❤️Thanks to the Lovings, a black & white couple who on this day in 1967 got the US Supreme Court t… https://t.co/BnVF0mFl1u
Retweeted by Darlene @ibstatguy @SidecarDoughnts I know a person who misses their huckleberries @annamaria1word However, I would feel totally comfortable asking for doggy shots from strangers on Twitter. That's just me. @eegarim It's always good to be prepared. You never know but hopefully you won't have to use them. @annamaria1word Scan scan scan. @eegarim I hope the fire is 100% contained this morning and you're back to somewhat normal.
6/12
2020
@gregsandiego Needs a cold beverage nearby for ultimate chill vibe.Can he get anymore comfortable than this? https://t.co/94TF2h9OvL @wendybuske @acomicbookgirl @ShannonForrey @sonia__harris @2hittheroad @t_o_f_u_b_o_t So many lunches but not enoug… https://t.co/Dekyauog9o
6/11
2020
@MaryBeth_Abate I hope society is truly at critical mass.
6/10
2020

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