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I make music https://t.co/Ltbosv2MC7 I draw pictures https://t.co/3Oc1gxlwCg profile pics by Travis Elborough and Chris Trew

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Joined Twitter 6/25/09


Something to keep you all busy here from Will. https://t.co/iVedW5MtDX‘Music to Watch News By’ that should read.Music to News By, number 6. When I have seven, one for each day of the week, I’ll record them properly with overdub… https://t.co/YeVS6xFl8S @Westwoodgirl I’m really only cultivating about a quarter of it for the first year. There apple trees and all sorts… https://t.co/aQuaakdpIn @Westwoodgirl It sort of depresses me when it’s this waterlogged, people at the allotments tell me I took it on at… https://t.co/sCDtWWL7g2 @chrisclarkcpfc Yeah you’re only moving the B up a semitone it will take the tension fine. Proper tenor guitar tuni… https://t.co/Qsv65RRpMB @unpopular Thankyou Alistair @Westwoodgirl I’m here @LukeTurnerEsq @jamesjammcmahon @BenMyers1 Another vote for leftovers. As James says it’s hard to find.
1/16
2021
@TOTPFacts Really?It’s always ‘putting food on the table’ isn’t it? In the past hour on radio 4 the food has been put on the table th… https://t.co/Xt2pS54C93 @christinamartin Have a tendency to forget about the heating so by bedtime the flat is like a suffocating furnace.… https://t.co/lPcbvyGDX1 @Zardoz67 I have just bought an £80 lockdown beer calendar. @Zardoz67 I suppose one thing I’m doing, which it appears you are too. Is drinking more expensively and there for a… https://t.co/YVjiIsYLbS @Zardoz67 I drink pretty much every day and have what most people call a problem. Although there has been odd ebbs… https://t.co/ZEZoMGE1XX @Zardoz67 Seriously though, are you saying you didn’t drink before? @Zardoz67 It’s brilliant isn’t it?I’ve taken to sleeping with the window openI've been following this story just so I could see what happened to this guy. I have a very personal story to tel… https://t.co/qohcI49aI6
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1/15
2021
OK I reckon enough time has now elapsed since my last "Who Is The Worst Tory" poll (which was comfortably won by ou… https://t.co/kEWmHgykGZ
Retweeted by Darren Hayman @scully163 @Andr6wMale @petepaphides I’ve been reading Jean Rhys. I’m lucky if I manage 20 pages a day. I wonder wh… https://t.co/Ib020ZVFHGOne thing that would really improve my life in this lockdown would be if I could get my appetite back for reading.… https://t.co/OGLYAmBjkM @kazcarter7 Well done Kaz. You're all over it. @dunnnethead well here's the thing. I collect this pottery but am determined to have pots that are used rather than… https://t.co/Ih0NOYp5kY @andywash It was here somewhere? Where did I put it? @ivft A young mind too.Guys. I’m putting the spare keys for the allotment shed in rear green egg cup. Got that? Spare keys in the green eg… https://t.co/ggUc4LNOQs @wildonion Cut my own hair since March. It’s easy and I do it better then they used to.Fuck it, time is irrelevant. I’m getting a beer out of the fridge. Anyone want one?Awake at 5? JesusOne of my favourite ever records. https://t.co/VvisJvDKNo
1/14
2021
@onehugepeachy I was having this conversation in the last hour. I've never taken much notice of weather forecasts.… https://t.co/xoXQC9UMSQIs anybody watching the impeachment vote? Every single one of them thinks they’re delivering the speech in ‘A Few G… https://t.co/QTCmZgLvd4 @RebeccaDyerUK Thankyou RebeccaFuck it. Getting the drums out. https://t.co/zPxSTdLsUI @ivft You look younger than me. Ridiculously well preserved.Music to watch news by. Number 5. https://t.co/DqpLsgqkkJRaining too hard for allotment. Sad face. @pressuresounds @bbcnickrobinson @BBCr4today @BBCRadio4 I’m convinced it’s this prick that made Farage. Robinson had such a hard on for him @bbcnickrobinson @BBCr4today Why dont you highlight the brexit chaos and do your job?This is a serious issue and wi… https://t.co/udNb9qWWOx
Retweeted by Darren Hayman @13RiversBand What film? @66snafu There’s lot of pictures like this for rickenbacker back then.Old Ladybird books updated. The Policeman (1962 and 1972) #JohnBerry https://t.co/llwZDXbH6p
Retweeted by Darren HaymanDungeness, Eric Ravilious, 1938. The original artwork is in a private collection. #Kent https://t.co/kflR3OuK5c
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1/13
2021
@30lbsofbone Has a come up a lot here. Herne Bay on the pier project. Herne Hill up the road. Listening to a lot of Clannad etc.For those keeping up with my guitars’ names I have decided to call this one ‘Herne the Hunter’ https://t.co/8JwoItflqz @captainpolaroid Don’t think so @e17RnR_books https://t.co/obfhinI7RJ @e17RnR_books Oh my goodness, no honestly I’ve put a little on if anything. Had a bacon sandwich for lunch, looking… https://t.co/wttj390PCL @e17RnR_books Too much, why do you ask? @GingertrevTrev There was always something lawless about it, in a good way. I’ve been in there at 2 in the morning etc. @GingertrevTrev Oh I fucking love that place. @scully163 It's too cold and wet at the moment. She goes on about half the trips, but if I'm really engrossed in so… https://t.co/sWCzBW5UlTMusic to watch news by. Number 4. Thinking of recording these properly for the next band camp day. https://t.co/vdor6cHbCQMy relationship with Minnie is one of extremes during these times. We really get on each other’s nerves sometimes a… https://t.co/6JUHA9HCAI @wyvernmichael What is ‘tap root’? @wyvernmichael Cherry I think. I actually only want to move it about 3 or 4 feet, so thinking of digging a hole nex… https://t.co/vvWJqQu4cKGardening/allotment Twitter. Moving a tree? Hard? Ill advised? https://t.co/E75n0Slo95 @simoneskillz @sarahcpjones Yeah @sarahcpjones Ah well, Ed Helms from the Office US is in this film as is, whats her face. Jim’s other girlfriend. @robertrotifer Uh @elgrainge I think you are my Mark Kermode now, so I will soon. @LissaKEvans That film is better than the films people pretend are good. @anicegreenleaf Yes!! Exactly! This film has a scene as good as that. @elgrainge The only thing I wanted was the cancer at the end to be a final trick. @elgrainge I really laughed hard at several points. The bit where Chilli tries to not wish a miscarriage on someone… https://t.co/ET6IYrMbzQI laughed at the movie Tag on Netflix a lot, but I am a moron. You know when you see comedies and think, only a mor… https://t.co/LuV2MCIdpP @robcmorgan Not helping Robert.
1/12
2021
You fuckers. I’ve lost a bet that means I have to grow my hair like a tramp now.You’re all so posh.British people. When pronouncing the well known expensive French cookware, do you say... @ASamanthaRae Garden state is the worst @timburrows I can’t either. It was on a Facebook group undatedSouthend Pier. https://t.co/OomQrMaz3JMusic to watch news by. Number 3. https://t.co/ZUPD4NF8NE @BLUESKY20 I would like to reply with the saga of me and faulty padlocks over the past three days but you can proba… https://t.co/3Qnx1N8dzohttps://t.co/985tIUYKZ5 @jamesjammcmahon I would survive. I would be ok. The dog would just have to step up and pull her weight a bit more.… https://t.co/BGhHImfQrE @jamesjammcmahon My bubble is one couple. They see no one else and we do something about every three weeks. I cook… https://t.co/EyU5XzWymp @jamesjammcmahon It’s scary. And almost definitely just theatre. Right?Who’s ready for another day?
1/11
2021
@AnneBillson @Andr6wMale Oh you’ve made me think of my beloved Auntie Jean who has worn those fluffy mules all her… https://t.co/fZoL6m2RoW @Andr6wMale @AnneBillson Not wishing to fire up a slipper war but I have discovered socks for wellingtons this year… https://t.co/YDZVNoKKfq @robertrotifer @Teatlemania That’s better @robertrotifer @Teatlemania Village Bean ... no I’ve got nothing @bellfact @robertrotifer @Teatlemania Maybe a good band @robertrotifer @Teatlemania Huw is right about the pun though. It’s just about finding the right coffee band.Roland Wakelin (1887–1971) ' The Painter’s Family, Easter ' 1927 ❤️ https://t.co/Pwl3Xftv17
Retweeted by Darren Hayman @Teatlemania It’s not the law. You should do a one off Coffee/Rolling Stones issue. @Teatlemania Do you like coffee? @ESimpie Thanks emma. Hope you are well. @chrisclarkcpfc On this one I have it tuned to an open C, so on the top four strings of your guitar you have E at t… https://t.co/LTyPmGlvxt
1/10
2021
@GingertrevTrev High praise. @geoffstatic I have a concern this is the only bit I’m good at.Another instrumental made whilst watching CNN. It’s music to watch news by. https://t.co/7V2mQpEgjS @onehugepeachy Got rhubarb going in one already. I’m interested in trying asparagus. @ed_halson Mine is like the Somme @coxness The more square ones from a kit, the long one that I made today was my own design and making so feel extra chuffed. @13RiversBand Bingo. @KirkdaleBooks Do you have an allotment Roland?
1/9
2021

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