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If you are having a rough morning just know that I taught my dog about how a bill becomes a law 🇺🇲💙 https://t.co/q2ojsnzntI
Retweeted by darth™ @darth We'll be quicker next time. https://t.co/QXBafRrxgz
Retweeted by darth™ @Dictionarycom omfg dictionarycom omfgTwo major themes of Trump's presidency thus far: 1) how much of his craziest, most paranoid behavior is motivated b… https://t.co/R5Ctd5ooW3
Retweeted by darth™prontoSince it's #NationalRescueDogDay here's a sweet photo of my rescue Beignet. Six months old and so sweet. https://t.co/kK5avxrZah
Retweeted by darth™ @LauraBergerol beignet! @maureenjohnson @darth pava *loves* that show https://t.co/zXjH2tOT7i
Retweeted by darth™The Warriors are going to their 5th consecutive NBA Finals (!). Just enough time before they next play to read my b… https://t.co/w7hnsg4s57
Retweeted by darth™ @kathygriffin @maureenjohnson the best part kathy is when dexy takes a break to just check if there are any treats on the tableWatching YouTube for puppies. https://t.co/hsu7rppOU5
Retweeted by darth™ @maureenjohnson omfg @SarahThyre omfg @NerdRage42 <3 braveheart @darth I found this dog running across a busy street in Tiffin Ohio on Saturday. I need a temp foster starting on T… https://t.co/upasEQeatc
Retweeted by darth™Please read “A Hero Rises,” my @TIME story that won a @deadlineclub award for Arts Reporting tonight.… https://t.co/PCfRJkEkBA
Retweeted by darth™And this sweet meatball needs a forever or foster family ASAP! NYC metro area, out of the city is best, he’s lookin… https://t.co/TsQsV23FNy
Retweeted by darth™Now he wants to go to the pool for no reason other than the pool is not home. He hates swimming. https://t.co/Yb1JScMy5n
Retweeted by darth™He wants to go down to the nasty creek with the snakes and I told him no cause snakes but he says he’s got this (he… https://t.co/RUXL3kEwf1
Retweeted by darth™⁦@darth⁩ Rosie turned 15 today❤️ https://t.co/SlYtMOUZnk
Retweeted by darth™ @nanette1230 ah happy fifteenth birthday good rosienew lock screen 😌😌😌 https://t.co/C5O9Sanj44
Retweeted by darth™Before and after calling Lake beautiful https://t.co/kGmgg8Pdcy @darth @dog_rates https://t.co/LKyG51mKQJ
Retweeted by darth™Brought out his giant candy corn baby for his afternoon snoozle. ❤️ https://t.co/1bvDm3tHnF
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5/21
2019
i smell like a stinky puppy https://t.co/kP4mzxIFcY
Retweeted by darth™from a shelter in Alabama to a TV set in LA.... happy #NationalRescueDogDay https://t.co/UglxydXaNw
Retweeted by darth™ @minakimes LENNYhey if you live in queens i helped make this very handy DA candidate report card for the good folks doing the good… https://t.co/MiI49R0ITS
Retweeted by darth™ @RMac18 😹can not wait for the answer ryanAs it’s #NationalRescueDogDay, here’s a shout-out to the best little gremlin on earth: @OhMeatball https://t.co/LL0s1Nb2G7
Retweeted by darth™ @ParkerMolloy @KaylaPekkala @OhMeatball meatball!HEY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉 #CatsOfTwitter https://t.co/EGrkqh1DEd
Retweeted by darth™ @ksarahsarah2 happy ninth birthday wheezy! @EncizoD @dog_rates @darth Thanks for adopting! Happy #NationalDogRescueDay! https://t.co/fvD3rs4Xfs
Retweeted by darth™ @illusdogs @EncizoD @dog_rates omfgI will take any and all opportunity to celebrate my sweet baby Ray. You take up a giant fur ball size chunk of my h… https://t.co/xRNcDx0wqB
Retweeted by darth™bc you all couldn't get enough of him, here he is while hearing a train horn in the distance https://t.co/1jTe6T7Xta
Retweeted by darth™ @CharoShane omfg traveling porch pup is back charlotte!As a huge thank you to all the kind words I’ve received & sales from my store to help w/ Suttree’s ongoing surgery/… https://t.co/8Od5O4vz4U
Retweeted by darth™no dog tweet has everythi… https://t.co/wVRX2BoDyZHello! I work with someone who found a lost doggo in Minneapolis. She can't find his family and she is trying to fi… https://t.co/K2owyAfN0L
Retweeted by darth™Happy #NationalRescueDogDay to Charlie & Winnie! I rescued these wiener/lab mixes last December and they bring joy… https://t.co/WEq52rChAT
Retweeted by darth™GUYS i really need a dog sitter for this friday night until midday monday. if you or anyone you know is a dog lover… https://t.co/HSVH51dzxZ
Retweeted by darth™Fantastic thread expanding upon @RottenInDenmark’s deep reporting on homelessness: https://t.co/O2fuXQYov9
Retweeted by darth™THIS GARDENING PUP LOOKS INNOCENT TO ME DAVID JUST TRIMMING THE RASPBERRY BUSHES https://t.co/3SKmOT7jPhToday’s Thor of the day is brought to you by mischief and a guilty look. https://t.co/RMKB4UlHpF
Retweeted by darth™ @darth DARTH YOU CAN ALSO USE A PHOTOCOPIER, BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TONER BEFORE YOU TRY. https://t.co/xXDqTB8bym
Retweeted by darth™ @SpaceyO2 omfgDire wolf sighting https://t.co/OkaVAZ0P2l
Retweeted by darth™IF U PLANT A HUSKY U GET ANOTHER HUSKY THIS IS JUST SCIENCE CLINIC ESCORT https://t.co/AmyLx1NhA2
Retweeted by darth™ @WhenIs2001 <3 i am sorry davehttps://t.co/E6ALQXASWW @ellle_em I CHOOSE YOU JIGGLYPUFFFRIENDS JIGGLYPUFF DOES NOT HAVE A TAIL https://t.co/NECEgX9gHf
Retweeted by darth™ @ellle_em @Nicole_Cliffe omfg jigglypuff#Adopted Edith kindly requests more pets, please and feet-thank you https://t.co/hRc90lVIsb
Retweeted by darth™Does it get any cuter? The answer is no. No it does not. #SpanielDayLewis https://t.co/kjK9bB2smh
Retweeted by darth™ @AngryBlackLady SPANIEL DAY LEWISmore like game of bones send tweet https://t.co/2mUG6BiiiG
Retweeted by darth™goooood morning https://t.co/RAb0rinl9D
Retweeted by darth™This very good girl is about to go on her first flight. @darth can we send her good vibes??? https://t.co/7f8Hxa5ayS
Retweeted by darth™ @Lis_Smith omfg"...were the...friends....we made...along the way." https://t.co/n0J9ySvmkVmore like game of bones send tweet https://t.co/2mUG6BiiiGok well good bye weekend i will miss u remember that saying good bye does not always mean forever some things just… https://t.co/jfDV9Vt6lK
5/20
2019
Twitter is a dumpster fire at the moment. Here's a picture of my mom's one eyed dog wearing a handmade crocheted e… https://t.co/1HH412HMVI
Retweeted by darth™ @amandapalumbo omfgTHIS PUP LOOKS TOTALLY INNOCENT AND VERY COMFORTABLE TO ME VERANOA https://t.co/8oUdFwTa3CHis name is Trooper, he is one year old and look at his smile immediately. Available at @PAWSChicago in Lincoln pa… https://t.co/VvSwewiIFA
Retweeted by darth™ @darth I have a husky mix plz enjoy her pouncing a bug or something earlier. https://t.co/qsBm6zLlDL
Retweeted by darth™ @darth @dog_rates it’s my Sheldon’s 6th Birthday! Can I get a Happy 6th! https://t.co/fogOGVrZfm
Retweeted by darth™ @Ticksax @dog_rates happy sixth birthday sheldon! @ClinicEscort @darth They have no shame. https://t.co/jaIRPNL0KO
Retweeted by darth™ @johnmoe keep ur daughter happy john https://t.co/EJ4Ei7Ym4i @coreykindberg stop trying to speak over the plane noise or the train noise it just makes more noise put on the headphones peopleshe lives in the puddle now https://t.co/n8tk7vPhyo
Retweeted by darth™world is bad here’s my dog being a crocodile https://t.co/PmQ8HMtMtM
Retweeted by darth™ @coreykindberg 😹 i feel the same way on the subway corey just save the conversation for when u get home people 😹LOOK WHO'S HERE https://t.co/BA35UJSds4
Retweeted by darth™ @maxjrosenthal omfgLake and Legend. Super floofs! https://t.co/dgB2AgVEjB @darth https://t.co/h5wEsX9VsF
Retweeted by darth™ @MatthewACherry omfg is that their new yard matthewTwitter, meet Gus! #HappyAdoptionDay @darth https://t.co/Ai2Kp7gDBk
Retweeted by darth™ @TosaAmyLee welcome gus!IF U PLANT A HUSKY U GET ANOTHER HUSKY THIS IS JUST SCIENCE CLINIC ESCORT https://t.co/AmyLx1NhA2 @NEHumaneSociety @darth I will 100% pay the fee on behalf of whoever you approve to adopt this beautiful girl.
Retweeted by darth™THIS JUST MAKES EVERYONE MORE DETERMINED TO GET A HUSKY CLINIC ESCORT https://t.co/T7BtWNeHGR @ClinicEscort omfgLOOK AT HOW HAPPY MY VERY GOOD BOY IS AT THE BEACH TODAY, OMG 😭💗😭💗😭 ** a thread ** (Ok I really don't have many ppl… https://t.co/tNmZkfXcUT
Retweeted by darth™My friend @deanna is raising money for Sean Casey Animal Rescue in #Brooklyn. Sean Casey is where my boy… https://t.co/Jv9FlP3PwV
Retweeted by darth™ @molly_knight PIRATE IS STARTING TO ACT AND LOOK LIKE HIS YOUNG SELF MOLLY
5/18
2019
Pirate’s heading home. Condition still guarded so everybody please hope for the best if you’re able to spare him a… https://t.co/CeSCfNdtCA
Retweeted by darth™look how gentle this calf is with the pup tho https://t.co/FnM3o5psxh
Retweeted by darth™We welcomed Paloma into the family today. https://t.co/PMKNtygQDr
Retweeted by darth™ @BlairBraverman 😹 @pcdunham welcome home paloma!when u stride into a party and realize u do not know anybody anybody at all https://t.co/alHFJk8zq5
Retweeted by darth™ok it is time again to remember nelson the earnest sheepdog just trying his best to herd the sheep do not worry my… https://t.co/YBAwHSSpnv
Retweeted by darth™Good morning https://t.co/ABAWuIS8cF
Retweeted by darth™The 350+ replies are SO good that you should consider giving my friend @motor_away a some $ to help save her home a… https://t.co/MX18cCoEzk
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5/17
2019

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