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darth™ @darth hibernating

not the darth you are looking for space cat mask by @tinywerewolves

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Joined Twitter 3/17/07


i am going to hibernate now for the winter stay safe out there stay safe in there as well just stay safe and we c… https://t.co/YKRWqceOf2ok it is time again for that pup dancing to totos africa it is time https://t.co/w8wZNLtqNX
Retweeted by darth™ok it is time to remember when three dogs thought it was just another day and it turned out to be a great day they… https://t.co/fnLjEGomoO
Retweeted by darth™ok it is time to watch the lil horse run on the beach then remember he maybe left the stove on at home dont worry l… https://t.co/uzzJRERqtp
Retweeted by darth™ok it is time for that pup whose favorite toy was gumby and then gumby showed up no i am serious it happened via… https://t.co/T0mbP6nP1e
Retweeted by darth™ok it is time again for that pup who is so happy to get a haircut i mean we should all be so happy for such simple… https://t.co/IyEqwM9QTZ
Retweeted by darth™ok its time again for this pup who was asked to 'sit' but was not asked to 'stay' and is just doing fine this pup i… https://t.co/lwgmoVoZiA
Retweeted by darth™here are the quarantine potato house guides https://t.co/znjLmjJPOe
Retweeted by darth™wash your paws in ten easy steps h/t to @webmd https://t.co/i08YaqbN9R
Retweeted by darth™sleepy https://t.co/sMI9mFhR8A
Retweeted by darth™And now that the sun is out, you can see him shine. https://t.co/p2qMmxU5MK
Retweeted by darth™🥺 baby snoopy https://t.co/2EWzdVvTlJ
Retweeted by darth™ @arosejohnson @RanchoObiWan The #StarWars Admiral Sackbar puppet is from my book The Star Wars Craft Book, availabl… https://t.co/R6ZXgammEi
Retweeted by darth™I didn’t pose them. They did this all on their own. l-r: Milky, Milou, and Beastie at the head of the pack. @darth https://t.co/XoWLZvfTxq
Retweeted by darth™fishbone https://t.co/mxkaeehBA5those little mitts tho https://t.co/jagtY1zudj @edzitron @darth Crazy: https://t.co/kutuwuZGWb
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Retweeted by darth™ @hhavrilesky @michelledean omfgHahahahahahahaha https://t.co/2FOsxmwqxI
Retweeted by darth™😹 pathetic https://t.co/1ZIZlmRB6ATory’s eyeballs 😂😂 https://t.co/88K1fSGmLf
Retweeted by darth™ @EmilyDreyfuss @darth 🖤 https://t.co/ftTEDIohXc
Retweeted by darth™ @nicolesjchung @darth Looks like I’ll have to completely remake this painting, but w/ your pupper. https://t.co/KnKEqXF5mE
Retweeted by darth™sleepy baby bear https://t.co/Dp50jNCbFD
Retweeted by darth™is there a record for number of court cases lost in a week i am just asking for the record https://t.co/lc29fCzoaOwas it jared https://t.co/RWOyHZ9NNRDon't do any of this. #Thanksgiving https://t.co/PFnhU1ow6T
Retweeted by darth™unionion, the union onion https://t.co/fC3FUvybyX https://t.co/zQgieoJI60
Retweeted by darth™Well, that's life, @GSAEmily. I have no sympathy for any elected officials or appointed officials with this much… https://t.co/GokFrxDiCi
Retweeted by darth™Hey @dog_feelings here I am reading your book to my two year old niece through a screen door socially distanced. 😉… https://t.co/TBQonoTqCC
Retweeted by darth™Weekend start! https://t.co/jVrpO8PZah https://t.co/YpTMzlnXQu
Retweeted by darth™Sucks when there’s receipts. https://t.co/CJqOkR5FPc
Retweeted by darth™Please send me cat and dog pictures. It has been a week.
Retweeted by darth™by retweeting this you too have broken HIPAA rules and are now an accessory to the crime that’s how the law works https://t.co/f1nxtP7sll
Retweeted by darth™Here you go, you’re money matched. Thanks again, guys https://t.co/0uT18NqyyA
Retweeted by darth™lex luthor is good https://t.co/3C7wdYiMFK
11/21
2020
@netw3rk 😹u can hollow out those little round potato and deep fry them so they are cronchy little shells and fill them with b… https://t.co/hEDEae9PV1remember there is no rule that says u can only have one kind of potato for your holiday tablejust the stupidest fuckin people https://t.co/0psA8ECB6Ecronchy https://t.co/SvP6rRDEUJgoing to fleet this thought...Exciting news -- welcome Jackie the red panda to Zoo Atlanta! https://t.co/AHI2vFZ1cm #OnlyZooATL https://t.co/4fAyeUcDzI
Retweeted by darth™ @ZooATL omfg welcome jackieYou won’t believe the day I had... https://t.co/e5suwcqMDr
Retweeted by darth™It’s been a slow few weeks in the store, and I understand, there’s *so* much going on. But if maybe you or a loved… https://t.co/Wdlr1uLxSb
Retweeted by darth™Let the coaches decide for themselves if they’re going to molest the athletes https://t.co/aqBT5gy3W2
Retweeted by darth™ @CraigKaminsky @dog_rates @bestfriends <3 diego @darth my pup ran away with a potato. Got caught and gently released the potato, looking super casual 😁 https://t.co/BPS4cPxtZO
Retweeted by darth™ @darth Lexi wonders if she can bring her fren to Thanksgiving? https://t.co/iZvDc8Clgv
Retweeted by darth™ @honeyberk <3 bluedoes any body else double check to make sure they got all the orders of french fries because i do not leave the dri… https://t.co/cDA7zjD0qqordering at a drive-thru https://t.co/7zwWOZGwOPwell to be fair she is a fuckin liar https://t.co/NE18wPde2s @EmilyDreyfuss We moved to a little house in Oakland so now Rosie can spend her afternoons in the backyard. https://t.co/yYKNEorwyv
Retweeted by darth™does anyone have any good news to share? please reply, with photos when possible, preferably of babies, food, or animals
Retweeted by darth™ @darth is Steele a cuter Santa or elf? :) https://t.co/zEFmeLGQvT
Retweeted by darth™OMG yessssss. https://t.co/sAf5Xk15RE
Retweeted by darth™my dude can't even figure out that an account pretending to be his own sister is fake, but we should definitely lis… https://t.co/jrInZfXav4
Retweeted by darth™So now we know that right-wing media circulated an unverified account purporting to be the president’s sister, and… https://t.co/jd3MnZDIXz
Retweeted by darth™Confirming his positive COVID test, Rick Scott urges people to mask up, social distance, and heed the advice of hea… https://t.co/hArqFzC082
Retweeted by darth™Who wants Cuddles? Well, you’re in luck, because sweet senior Cairn-mix terrier lady Cuddles is at @AARFrescue wait… https://t.co/lL8Ezh0TBA
Retweeted by darth™Too early for holiday jammies? Winslow isn’t so sure. @darth https://t.co/hCDgKUKkw8
Retweeted by darth™ @kaitlancollins TELL IT KAITLIN https://t.co/t1QYD3KeKoIt’s understandable why someone who hasn’t done their job — taking questions from reporters — in weeks would confus… https://t.co/qXAoacEXvy
Retweeted by darth™Sums up today https://t.co/7lOpmEf8OU
Retweeted by darth™airbud https://t.co/a5XPpgSPLiicymi, I wrote about my mom's birthday and her death, pandemic grief, our strange long-distance mourning rituals, a… https://t.co/frhL4gzfkt
Retweeted by darth™Hiya! I'm Jazzy the @MountainAmerica Pet of the Week! I'm oh so affectionate, and if I had one wish, it would be a… https://t.co/uY1C4eikj2
Retweeted by darth™ @utahhumane @MountainAmerica jazzy!I am once again asking you to finish the movie before tweeting about it https://t.co/0qmIQ08WFb
Retweeted by darth™Seventh & last new darkroom print up now. This lone tree in Wyoming on a real smoky day. https://t.co/gWkR3lsQ67
Retweeted by darth™My 8yo has discovered Google Docs, and now instead of playing video games she is obsessed with word-processing and… https://t.co/Yrrcyzlbua
Retweeted by darth™when u get home from grocery shopping and realize u forgot to buy potato https://t.co/2pYdxuKlGNIt’s a little bizarre to argue that the media was “clueless” about the Latino support for Trump story when generall… https://t.co/yYk5j91qGD
Retweeted by darth™The younger Giuliani attended his father’s madcap press conference in a small densely paced room at the RNC yesterd… https://t.co/KwzUJXJvaZ
Retweeted by darth™What a pathetic coward. https://t.co/g5tE0IWScN
Retweeted by darth™Twofer safety messaging protocol - engaged #Covid #Thanksgiving https://t.co/g2Ovn0X7GT
Retweeted by darth™ @USCPSC omfghttps://t.co/R8yq7he7D8
Retweeted by darth™ @catsnoplace omfg @aalleyne @byjoelanderson omfgLIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY True 👍🏻 or False? 👎🏻 cc @darth https://t.co/2HyXnvTxiE
Retweeted by darth™ @byjoelanderson remember that one dude with the plateful of eggs joel he was eating like a dozen fried eggs @byjoelanderson 'the diner circuit' joelHe’s right: No matter the year, no matter the election result, media should make a goal of reinterviewing angry whi… https://t.co/ncsHHygLVP
Retweeted by darth™https://t.co/mb3Bpn03EjTo reiterate, @SenAlexander said: -Biden will likely be the next president -Biden should have access to transitio… https://t.co/LM5jHcRJCv
Retweeted by darth™hello everybody pls fav if you are happy its friday okay thank you love duck :) https://t.co/qXBlM97k5E
Retweeted by darth™ @duckthecat happy friday duck! @OfficerEdith omfgI wrote about real estate, and how the search for a yard, Peloton room, or private place to work is helping drive… https://t.co/FEVNgcnpMW
Retweeted by darth™and they’ve all had some form of “i’m at home resting” in their press statements but conveniently leave out “and ge… https://t.co/5t5U2uIGfQ
Retweeted by darth™ @darth my foster Kittcat has been with me over 3 years. Please share to help her find a home of her own. https://t.co/XOvonUF7fE
Retweeted by darth™wat https://t.co/tobuGvbjzMBig dog. Little chair. https://t.co/JGC4Pkf7JP
Retweeted by darth™ @skoczela omfg monogrammed pup chair steveI for one would not at all presume this: https://t.co/xAuwfbciGT
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11/20
2020

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