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an aussie in texas. deputy ceo of having big titties. full time cat lady, part time kitten rescuer

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Joined Twitter 1/13/09


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9/22
2020
@LindseyPelas @MenchTech lol there’s a post similar to this that uses my pic but it’s “top embarrassing moments” or… https://t.co/p7kKOSPMHL @mattsutaaki left swipe for being a LIAR @mattsutaaki hahahahabeen playing fall guys all day and i can not make it past round 3 lmao i’m gonna scream @Johnno5311 it’s not meas funny as the username is, @dysonhaver is not me, it’s just some weirdo pretending to be my backup account probab… https://t.co/vVRjY5NLNQ @englishinaz DYSON HAVER LMAOshe a glass of milk https://t.co/QS7uUTHNj7
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9/21
2020
@InitialResponse omg sabrina 😭🥰 @TactiGoth working on it!!drunk at the bar making everyone look at photos of evie @OpossumAccount of course ❤️SOUTH AUSTIN / OLTORF — IF YOU SEE THIS CHIHUAHUA PLEASE CONTACT ME Please retweet!!!! https://t.co/MpI1IgTdsX
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Retweeted by dyson vacuum haver @holy_schnitt i feel like the suspiciously not hungover mornings are often the ones that turn into violently hungov… https://t.co/BYCXFJEgVd @holy_schnitt queen!!!! @CrookedNuts omg i HATE IT. legitimately makes my skin crawl @loki7978 i’ve adopted her! @raginalphawalrs no but i only just started finally playing it tonighti am drinking some peppermint tea and playing fall guys 🙂so much evie posting today. just trying to give the people what they want!evie will paw at my ankles til i pick her up and she falls asleep like this 🥺 https://t.co/xZIU8ndm2K @rolyatkcinmai that’s me !i would just like to clarify that it was very good and i ate it all it was just also very spicy and made my nose run @spaced_outbeats @AdrianSalinas2 i will pick up some habaneros tomorrow! @ItsGioDude_ do what @CueBallClarence it was time for her to finally pay some bills around hereyou better work bitch https://t.co/9ZtoxSHASS
Retweeted by dyson vacuum haver @CoolHipsterName i don’t cook from recipes i just throw stuff in a pan!! @mattsutaaki i am eating it anyway! it is still good just very very spicyVery cool system we've got when this guy is what's standing between us and reproductive rights! https://t.co/15MPtvUatv
Retweeted by dyson vacuum havermade pineapple fried rice and put too many serrano peppers in it 🥵 @Luffyfan69 cute!!!! @hazelrootslive that satellite map is FUCKED if you’re not good with snipers lmaoooplaying the cold war alpha, it’s pretty fun
9/20
2020
@Morrison i always used yuffie or cid and red xiii. red’s limit breaks sucked but he was my favorite character 😭 @ChuckGrassley what’s going on man @LydiaBurrell *good @LydiaBurrell damn!! looking hood LB!!!Sitting in a darkened room, drinking absinthe and meditating on the primal darkness of the phrase “Zoom Halloween Party.”
Retweeted by dyson vacuum haver @joelgoldstein75 genuinely can’t tell if this man is 18 or 43 @BONERPARTY https://t.co/tvppsQXz8o @BONERPARTY “stay home with your cats”https://t.co/JFce75mUex
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Retweeted by dyson vacuum haver1 like = 1 dollar rained on her tiny headyou better work bitch https://t.co/9ZtoxSHASS @AP walter white.... is that you @LunaBenna 🥺🥰i went for a walk and now i am standing in my kitchen eating some very nice pineapple and blackberries. pretty good day! 👍🏻 @necrobranson i don’t like thisChoose your fighter https://t.co/xIcXVPx834
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Retweeted by dyson vacuum haverit’s nice out today so i’m going to take a little walk :) @MichaelGunEmoji ❤️💛💚✌🏻☮️evie just figured out how to jump up on the coffee tablegood boy getting manicure and pedicure today. he’s purring https://t.co/xKwJ7pcvgA
Retweeted by dyson vacuum haver @biboofficial every time lmao @themeredith @LTC_Pirate lol yea gonna side with meredith on this one, i don’t take trips with random men from twitter, i value my safety @rockanrollphoto nice to meet you steinmanhttps://t.co/ruDalycfXG
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9/19
2020

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