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laura lux @DarthLux Austin, TX

an aussie in texas. deputy ceo of having big titties. full time cat lady, part time kitten rescuer

1,448 Following   393,467 Followers   108,886 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/13/09


@themeredith it was a guy i only just met that night too hahahahhaha https://t.co/gG1GTL8DyM @themeredith i had sex thru the crotch hole of mine after my BBL so i believe in your ability to do it too lmaoooo @Ascendid1 yeah... @Ascendid1 yeah !! @AnthonyKongphan it’s low key flattering when the catfish accounts say i’m 21 @cammakid this was just my regular sunday brunch when i lived in weho @Slasher @JordanUhl lmfao @whimsikkle @ByYourLogic !! @conor_tripler pour me a shot ! @IvyLebellexxx everyone is mad at people who hate skyler and like walt
7/9
2020
lots of breaking bad discourse on the timeline today, am i going to get canceled for naming my cats after the Bad Men @pazpaz YES BUT I SEE THE MAGIC SO MUCH MORE WHEN IM ONLY THERE FOR A SHORT TIME STAYING AT A BOUGIE HOTEL WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES LMAO @gingerfollicle i just assume people know what “getting a billboard” means lol @JERFsolo lmaooo no it was for something else @gingerfollicle he didn’t do it on purpose, it was a billboard for something else of which he happened to be the ma… https://t.co/JD9Xlhv2qM @jwpalmer2 no this was years ago when i lived there @tjchambersLA LMAO i wish @conor_tripler @darthlux @hollier_ron @ADHDVidjaGaming birth control isn’t killing babies you fucking dunce.first house at 21, no co-signer, i can only thank God https://t.co/Au0nNH412S
Retweeted by laura luxfacetune https://t.co/f91oGZRyOR @11YearLetterBot i’ve been to europe 100 times hahaLA is, for me, a much much better place to visit than to live. it’s too easy to get too jaded when you live there,… https://t.co/5VcfCMtl3Z @derek8185338005 happy bday king!! @jess_stadler @freesoulem the colors are amazing @freesoulem @remingtonxxxxx i don’t even smoke but this is so pretty 😍 @ValterSkarsgar https://t.co/uzcKw31UDe @rolyatkcinmai holy shit man congrats @emilysears “selling your body” lmao bitch it’s a digital photo i still own my body!!!! @ValterSkarsgar lmaoooo 😩😩😩 @Meatball1025 mate i’m talking about being an underaged kid with a medical issue, can you just not @milkinhisbag nice! @ohlode i didn’t even lose my virginity til i was 17 almost 18 i think, but i was on the pill from 14 just to regul… https://t.co/0H1ivBtY0D @ohlode yep around 14 was AWFUL for me, like it was completely debilitatingi vividly remember being like 14 sitting in the bathtub crying because i had such severe cramps and my usually very… https://t.co/9HGUzUnw8Rthis is fucking infuriating. i was put on birth control at a young age, YEARS before i even kissed a boy, because i… https://t.co/D7CDSoS3TJ @ChadInceI i hadn’t noticed,get 60% off your first month at https://t.co/vuRrQTW2GF https://t.co/EToYFSXCBAThis sex shit got me honking like a goose
Retweeted by laura lux @JoeBangles11 aged sharp cheddar! @bigsufjanfan nice :) https://t.co/FcyphWO57w @mrsjauz we should be getting hyped for tomorrowland rn.... 😔😔😔 @bigsufjanfan im good how r u :)they're eating a meal made of snacks you buy at hudson news https://t.co/SziDAghgtW
Retweeted by laura lux @tom_on_here i think you should go @nibiru_TRUTH @lunch_enjoyer can’t believe it’s been a whole year already, feels like it was your bday just last we… https://t.co/kiPjGWQ136 @piperflann no it’s just some random guy using his photo lol @MateoCocido @AladdinButUgly it’s not him it’s just some random guy using his photo @Ivan_tamaa @DannyjClayton @JULY3P_OFFICIAL no it’s just some weirdo using his photoit’s been brought to my attention the guy in the profile pic here is a famous argentinian youtuber - i promise you… https://t.co/cB2I8FYK0H @chucky_ the person who sent this definitely isn’t a famous youtuber lol he must just be using his piclol https://t.co/mjU303yoM3
Retweeted by laura luxstill on sale! go subscribe so i can continue to drown out my feelings with poolside margaritas… https://t.co/3hrzzT0y0E
Retweeted by laura lux @Mr_CT_Wolfgang omg adorable @TactiGoth they’re with a babysitter and doing great. once im back in austin i’ll be picking them up and scheduling emu’s surgery! @EpicGuyMc69 sorry you’re right, my bad @killmefam i’m sorry it won’t happen againit’s a disabled kittenevery time i read this i laugh @Ascendid1 is that your alt @steve_wasco do what to myself? i think about it because it’s so ridiculous it’s funny @glitterandcryin @b8tch_updates he didn’t even say anything about his bodywho is going to keep track of my deteriorating egg count now 😞 https://t.co/HNRtmg9vmy @ValterSkarsgar @EW damn i didn’t realize i was mutuals with royalty @ITchris29 @OKETediz that doesn’t make sense. if he’s 5’7 then it’s not him @mitchysuch need this... @mariokartdwi i did a giant order from them and they shipped one small eyeshadow pallete separately in a fucking gi… https://t.co/hiouED5JR8 @callmeshitto a foreign but blissful sounding concept....infatuated with the idea that u could be so removed from the internet that u just happily post week old low resolut… https://t.co/y9q8S2Y38x
Retweeted by laura lux @pattonoswalt did you do this @6969_6969696969 @pucksnmutts that’s right! @Clffy1 @ohlook_Sinesta @Todd_Bader @DelightDaniTV lmao this is definitely todd tweeting from an alt. they’re both… https://t.co/fN42PYuz2M @themeredith that’s right!i think it is good and healthy to drink jalapeño margaritas every day for two weeks, actually
7/8
2020
@Todd_Bader @DelightDaniTV lol ok man anyway good luck with going viral! https://t.co/J41nptBziN @Todd_Bader @DelightDaniTV todd what if i told you that women wearing tank tops actually aren’t the reason nobody watches your streams @DannyjClayton it appears to be 🤔are men ok https://t.co/DmOOUhjy0X
Retweeted by laura lux @DelightDaniTV LMAO man they’re so fucking far from ok @WRBolen same it’s so fucking funnyhey all. my kitty needs surgery and unfortunately the costs are too high for me to be able to afford it on my own,… https://t.co/IVgP0DreUR
Retweeted by laura lux @skinnylizzo idk man i truly don’t knowi think about this dm a lot https://t.co/CVuHZyzhePI wish @DarthLux to find a guy who warms her heart and makes her smile like these animals can do. Such cute pics ❤️ https://t.co/QAM2iaCjYq
Retweeted by laura luxget the good stuff at https://t.co/vuRrQTW2GF - it’s 60% off if you join in the next 48hrs 🤑😇 https://t.co/pQS3zO7ubzHe just wanted to be in the selfie 😭 https://t.co/811onVRzYF
Retweeted by laura lux @linalovesit eeee ty @linalovesit QUEEN 🔥 love that dress @Hellbangers_ @celinedion69 craig @celinedion69 craigcraig https://t.co/rWOkhwfoib
Retweeted by laura lux @Ascendid1 please don’t do drugs....Ringo Starr in a Japanese advertisement for apple juice or some shit rock and roll photos https://t.co/b1z9IQdVi0
Retweeted by laura luxme waiting for @KokonutRum to wake up and acknowledge the funny texts i sent her https://t.co/flOSzyhGGU @DelightDaniTV i would love that @DelightDaniTV i hope he comes to you queenbut it’s me that needs to give up plastic never get on a plane save water turn my lights off only buy second hand e… https://t.co/f1M3AUHaXR
Retweeted by laura lux @JeffersonReuben yes... “sparring”...
7/7
2020

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