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an aussie in texas. deputy ceo of having big titties. full time cat lady, part time kitten rescuer

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Joined Twitter 1/13/09

sooo it’s pretty obvious they’re not getting charged huh
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@Morrison i always used yuffie or cid and red xiii. red’s limit breaks sucked but he was my favorite character 😭 @ChuckGrassley what’s going on man @LydiaBurrell *good @LydiaBurrell damn!! looking hood LB!!!Sitting in a darkened room, drinking absinthe and meditating on the primal darkness of the phrase “Zoom Halloween Party.”
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