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Slytheralan @DarthTacos A galaxy far, far away.

Books. Kitties. Shiny Pokemon. JRPGs. Team Kick.

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Joined Twitter 1/17/09


Maybe greatest reply in Twitter history... https://t.co/wdiORfkVTo
Retweeted by SlytheralanGorgeous semology https://t.co/em60tarFT9 https://t.co/fd4kjHBkUO
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10/22
2020
.@RudyGiuliani's explanation sounds like Alternative Faps to me. #RudyGiulianiFall foliage, flannels, & an encounter with a magic bb 🐇🤍 https://t.co/6q2KX75aPe
Retweeted by SlytheralanCan @RitualsofMine and Kelsie be in it, please? https://t.co/NYX7EQsxIaSleepiest duck you'll see today. https://t.co/K2wIs7j2yN
Retweeted by SlytheralanThis is the best photo I took today out at the wildlife refuge. https://t.co/kD9DYE36c8
Retweeted by SlytheralanThrowback to my Pennywise from 2017! I haven't done a scary costume in awhile... 🤔 Costume was designed and made e… https://t.co/9NxFU7RGhp
Retweeted by Slytheralan @Pixelfish @MollyJongFast If it's got anything to do with Rabid Giuliani, I don't want to see it. @jamesenge It's been a (nathan) long time coming!Day 21: snow child https://t.co/wjxw36jDX4
Retweeted by Slytheralan @haszombiesinit If T wins, that will be the look that's permanently on my face.https://t.co/9Myz0TLJhd
Retweeted by Slytheralan#mabsdrawlloweenclub Day 21: Yokai One of my favorite Yokai 💪Tenaga-Ashinaga🦵. https://t.co/lPkGLnuBa1
Retweeted by SlytheralanAOC: "I can't kill Poki, Poki's so nice" Seconds later: https://t.co/SzCOqRRKFn
Retweeted by Slytheralan @GreatDismal @AlvarezGibson Long naps. @RachaelEllering Thank you for being a friend and introducing me to Joey.Joey is what’s getting me through this awful year. 🥰 https://t.co/D8d4ABVASy
Retweeted by SlytheralanHappy Birthday @DemonGrimalkin! I hope you are feeling better!They have Chachi, Ted Nugent and the Dilbert guy. We have @pokimanelol. We win! #BidenHarris2020 @BradSabbath Robert Bloch..@JIrwinNXTFan https://t.co/2HVKVMR1u0A drawing a day. Day 216. Bela Lugosi. “I have lived too completely, I think. I have known every human emotion.” (B… https://t.co/Whr2dTvzok
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10/21
2020
My dog has been punished for peeing on the carpet 65 times, my wife zero https://t.co/nCRXOhdulj
Retweeted by SlytheralanThe best author I ever worked with was Iain Banks. It took him six novels, written over more than a decade, before… https://t.co/GaNIt3lTNc
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Retweeted by SlytheralanJOY for your Tuesday https://t.co/r18b0M3euK
Retweeted by SlytheralanReady for #Halloween? 🎃 Visit Grumpy Cat in the brand new Grumpy Greetings #Bingo room exclusive to @PlayBingoBashhttps://t.co/0kpw3mOvjj
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Retweeted by SlytheralanIf you voted for Biden already or you will, please retweet this status. I would just love to see how much positive energy is out there.
Retweeted by SlytheralanIf only we could have seen this coming https://t.co/YHOUbdFWaI
Retweeted by Slytheralan"Finch" vinyl repress with a new swirl are back for the first time in about 9 years at https://t.co/sVILmFxLRs -… https://t.co/TUiT04sFOA
Retweeted by SlytheralanPlease choose your pet's Halloween costume wisely......... 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Z5XoeIZZpx
Retweeted by Slytheralanthey’re best friends https://t.co/SaMAyMSYRa
Retweeted by SlytheralanPumpkin surprise! (O.O) https://t.co/pRzeu9wBYN
Retweeted by Slytheralan @pickle_water Probably a Mossimo.today is another speshle day. there are somany in octotober. today is my one-years "got-you" day. that mean im livi… https://t.co/lDJDy3tFjP
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10/20
2020
.@bookishbelle https://t.co/RHvYmjbdsg @tea_francis Happy Happy Birthday!!!Once again I bring pups to your timeline 🐶🐾 https://t.co/IVmlLiZpRu
Retweeted by SlytheralanIM GOING TO SCREAM look how good this is!!! https://t.co/HxJ7zLVW6K
Retweeted by SlytheralanMerzbow - Screaming Dove - Vinyl nf-031 *PRE-ORDER. SHIPPING ON NOVEMBER 20TH* https://t.co/d9yeGwIuRd
Retweeted by SlytheralanDay 19: Book Worm (I’m a born and raised by a book worm family ) https://t.co/yjGv2bbOgS
Retweeted by Slytheralan🔪 ✨Stabby marine life 🐙🦑 https://t.co/TXUyDwhKGJ
Retweeted by SlytheralanCan't wait to see Randy Arozarena take Clayton Kershaw deep! #WorldSeries
10/19
2020
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Raul Julia as Dracula (Broadway, 1978-79), with set designs by Edward Gorey 🖤 https://t.co/t1iZYLSH7x
Retweeted by Slytheralan @witch_mote I'm so glad that Lucky can see how pretty you are!🐮✨it costs $0 to rt my art! ✨🐮 i’m a queer, full-time college student paying for school, please consider supportin… https://t.co/Tg8y9d5bE9
Retweeted by SlytheralanManaged to get this set of pics with the Otter just on the edge of the rock, clear from the bush and grass. https://t.co/9B3WLR8VWP
Retweeted by Slytheralan.@JoshiPuro https://t.co/B51V3E9JKRWhen it #SaturdayNight and you can’t go out.... you make the best of it at home, but you’re still not pleased with… https://t.co/AYekDOd4be
Retweeted by SlytheralanIf you are sad, look at how chonky this kitty is. https://t.co/rWMfEDY15f
Retweeted by SlytheralanI moved on him like a bitch. I just started voting. I didn’t even wait. I just voted. And when you’re registered, t… https://t.co/A3FVhmO6tl
Retweeted by SlytheralanLast night I told our friends’ kids that I unplugged the screaming scarecrow we have on the front porch, so it was… https://t.co/p21QGZtqxz
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Retweeted by Slytheralan @RitualsofMine @TheBeachBoys The Beach Boys without Brian Wilson is like The Sugarcubes without Bjork. Mike Love is a gigantic pile of shit.Chase Claypool and @MelonieMac have one thing in common: They are both 11s.That is totally @jenna_valentine https://t.co/IPprNOBjsV @witch_mote Cuz K. K.'s big head was blocking the door.#NewProfilePic https://t.co/EFEh89v3jW
Retweeted by SlytheralanHi I'm a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change
Retweeted by Slytheralan @PalmerReport Too bad for him that he didn't build that Trump Tower in Moscow... @Se7eNDeadly1 @wrestlingleva It's, dare I say, elite!The was visually pleasing https://t.co/e2efqA6ZXl
Retweeted by SlytheralanOmigod, look at the line at my local Seattle polling place! ⁦@kcelections⁩ is going to the dogs! #IVoted https://t.co/z23ti36q7A
Retweeted by SlytheralanTo hear without thinking what a bird that would be -- Robert Kelly
Retweeted by SlytheralanMy daughter, Azura, is 8 and Animal Crossing is her first real video game. She has worked EXTREMELY hard on this.… https://t.co/G3Xw1mx5N8
Retweeted by Slytheralan @Se7eNDeadly1 @wrestlingleva Yes. Yes she did.rent free in my head https://t.co/r2jRz351nd
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10/18
2020
Tomorrow is the anniversary of Chris’s death. I don’t like commemorating it because I prefer celebrating his birthd… https://t.co/XVhFc2zjYd
Retweeted by SlytheralanThis might be my favorite moment of jazz on television. https://t.co/1Z01vIJ5WK
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10/17
2020
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Retweeted by SlytheralanThis is what Daisy thinks about Boo stealing her bed. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/LTgMkxJCFc
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Retweeted by SlytheralanI bet that it's @itsvedatime under that helmet. https://t.co/qXOuhGtPRvSeen on my neighborhood walk today: dog turd with a Trump sign. https://t.co/4o2P9QyZFh
Retweeted by Slytheralan @pokimanelol You should invite @Zelina_VegaWWE, @DakotaKai_WWE or @AustinCreedWins! (If you have a big event with w… https://t.co/vakJADvhEcA drawing a day. Day 212. Oscar Wilde. “One can survive everything nowadays except death.” (Born OTD in 1854.) https://t.co/fruslTMwlR
Retweeted by SlytheralanThat time of year for Boo Bear to come out & play! ✨👻✨ https://t.co/JBQtxPQGzo
Retweeted by SlytheralanDay 16: Smiley hehe (I love smiley mark pattern, if I wear them all I can be covered in faces from top to bottom 😊) https://t.co/ZujQ6kKC6e
Retweeted by SlytheralanWe would never miss a chance to shine some spotlight on the formidable @sarahshook. https://t.co/MMYxEkv4kD
Retweeted by SlytheralanLoke at me. Am stupide humane,, pee in bowle https://t.co/iU7QALyhXJ
Retweeted by SlytheralanFolk-Americana troubadour William Elliott Whitmore paints lyrically dark portraits with his new album 'I'm With You… https://t.co/Kjm7AeEwZy
Retweeted by Slytheralan @adamegypt Kwaidan @harlow_bear Too pooped to spoop!🦔+🎃= bb queen https://t.co/sBLXFUSp4K
Retweeted by Slytheralanjust a golden being a golden https://t.co/ysIZokTtzY
Retweeted by SlytheralanMary Trump's line still wins tonight, but this is pretty damned great. https://t.co/10wKgSXXi7
Retweeted by Slytheralan10/31 https://t.co/lNH7Wjjvn3
Retweeted by SlytheralanFrom now through Sunday, take 20% off all my posters with code MIZUNO at checkout! 🔥 PLUS: all orders of $100 or mo… https://t.co/Adt4DyWEYB
Retweeted by SlytheralanCommission for WritingGlasses! Maki Itoh on a normal day of being the simp queen. #giantess #sizetwitter https://t.co/N8CERiNpxb
Retweeted by SlytheralanIf Trump had really wanted Hillary to be locked up, he should have just brought her into his administration.
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10/16
2020
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Retweeted by Slytheralanit hates the windy beach https://t.co/XjlBtqIeFR
Retweeted by SlytheralanThe BARRED OWL is being seen again this morning in the Central Park Loch near the boardwalk toward Loch's north end! https://t.co/zA4A4wQMhy
Retweeted by SlytheralanRorona is finished 💗🥧 She's such a baby... Rt to spread the cuteness! @koeitecmoeurope #KTFamily #AtelierSeries https://t.co/KZYxZEplrt
Retweeted by SlytheralanAnyone up for some Goldfinches bathing by the Central Park Pool? https://t.co/GkflTaZfIG
Retweeted by SlytheralanA drawing a day. Day 211. Italo Calvino. “Instead of making myself write the book I ought to write...I conjured up… https://t.co/TvIK4BVla5
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10/15
2020

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