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Fujoshi's Island @Dauragon Death (The Band)

need goth bitch that can sext me through ouija board

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Joined Twitter 4/17/08

Well, I know where to go next time I wash up on some mysterious shore with no memories of anything besides my skill…
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's IslandFor 20 years, Yuu Asakawa has been bringing characters like Fate/Stay Night's Rider to life, and she's also the voi…
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's Island @muldoonx9 Like they would shoot all the water crossing things one after the others then the steps of knowledge, et… @muldoonx9 They did actually shoot multiple eps in a day segmented by course and had teams from other episodes just… @RosePrinceTrey On one hand: absolute wife territory. On the other, i feel like laughter is a 100% appropriate resp… main one piece opinion now that i am around 450 chapters in: Tashigi definitely has accidentally called Smoker daddy at least twice.sirfetchd is the fuckin dude of the century
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's Islandyou, moron: walter white’s “i am the one who knocks speech is the scariest monologue in dramatic television history…
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's IslandWell, I’d love to confirm that we were ultra-deep thinkers and that there was a narrative behind the narrative, but…
Retweeted by Fujoshi's IslandGetting clobbered by surprise IRL expenses! It sucks! I'm putting on a smile 🙂 but it's seriously taking years off…
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's IslandBroke: idol wife (figurative) Woke: Idol Wife (Literal)Mirin got fuckin married and is staying in dempagumi. Truly the reiwa era has arrived for all the scallion I've murdered
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's Island MOTHERFUCKIN MORNING DAMN @a_nice_frog SINISTAR about tashigi's dumb ass Kai: Everyone you love will die in one month unless you can prevent it Goku: I’m headed to the gym lol Piccolo…
Retweeted by Fujoshi's Island @christinelove It fills me with so much joy. Or maybe that's just bile. @AlexHoffmanX9 👀For the record: I like smash, I've played them all since the very first one, I am currently trying to get good with… @AyachiiTaki I try not to clown on smash anymore but like, manI've thought about this at least once a day since it was posted can't even articulate the rage I feel when I consider that the Republican response to people having no place to l…
Retweeted by Fujoshi's Island @foompi Chuck for sure not even a contestWatching japanese youtuber product reviews and convincing myself that it is helping me train my ears Hunters, Izumo: Flash of a Brave Sword, and Captain Harlock: Arcadia of My Youth join the Crunchyroll anim…
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every so often i remember the fact that in 2014 the guy who regularly made my late night bodega sandwiches was Tekashi 69
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Retweeted by Fujoshi's Island @AlexHoffmanX9 @AyachiiTaki I honestly feel like most games actually look kinda bad on the switch screen but the co… @AlexHoffmanX9 @AyachiiTaki Also switch games compound this issue cause the games are made at tv resolution and end… @AlexHoffmanX9 @AyachiiTaki That was def the moment when it became clear that old tvs werent gonna cut it lol. I fe…
The episode of @2PointOhPodcast where Will is incapable of comprehending astrology to the point of being stressed o… @peterswimm Oh man