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Have we thought about the fact that an entire generation’s “back in my day” music will be I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry?
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@JPintheLDOT Thank you, friend! @Home_Halfway Good afternoon! How is your day going? @Ygrene I DID THIS FOR YOU @spaghet_spartan U RAPPIN COOL @pilau I just got your text, are you still in New York? @Prof_Hinkley Weird thing to eat for lunch but I support you. @CafeconScience It's Saturday, and time for delicious lunch.What's for lunch, friends? https://t.co/yBe8npBJ3e#FF @dave_cactus
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Where's Waldo, but with cold Bernie. @eastbaybub 😳Imagine Optimus Prime transforming into a robot and going through an entire epic battle sequence only to then look… https://t.co/Y81OXsI84L
Retweeted by Dave Cactus @KnifeWifeXx It'd be like that scene in Die Hard 3. @luvbvzz @ProsephStalin RIP MY MENTIONS @luvbvzz @ProsephStalin I haven't been 26 since 2004! @officialsimpbot Fair. I will not pry. 🥺 @officialsimpbot Which one did you send? @ProsephStalin @luvbvzz 🥺 @luvbvzz @ProsephStalin I can vouch. @luvbvzz @ProsephStalin I will let you tattoo my back.In honor of @ProsephStalin's birthday, I propose a Gofundme to buy him a tattoo. @luvbvzz @HailPosty I need to hug you and Post. This is a life goal. @luvbvzz 🤔 @luvbvzz 💚💚💚 @luvbvzz The real story here is that you're only as tall as the doorknob! @amberrmoh AMBER— 😭 @amberrmoh DROP SONG PLEASEGRUMPY OLD MAN: Back in my day memes were French clowns that were trapped in boxes in the park! Not a cold man at a… https://t.co/o3xAWifc8N
Retweeted by Dave Cactusevery squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
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Selling nut vids, call that "Free Market Fapitalism"
Retweeted by Dave Cactus @RepMTG @BidenInsultBot @spaghet_spartan @kravasx This is too good not to make into a standalone tweet. @spaghet_spartan @kravasx There's enough room for everyone in this free market.I wasn’t born to be wild. I was born to nap
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Retweeted by Dave Cactus @RodLacroix My first to get 1000 likes in a day. Still waiting on my letter of apology. https://t.co/NOHMcJasPsWhen something is across both streets at an intersection, it is...😐 @human_not_bees @lincnotfound? @storm_waldron @awsten @waterparks Yo we gave the first, second, and third copies to Awsten, Otto, and Geoff before… https://t.co/goZp2eA2Vm @EMlYLISM You do your thing. 💚 @awsten @storm_waldron @waterparks Haha what is going on?ted cruz: rejoining WHO only benefits the citizens of whoville
Retweeted by Dave Cactus @adult_mom Ash I'm so sorry. 💚💚💚Big deal. I also start working a few hours after I clock in. https://t.co/XGTVztTtgV
Retweeted by Dave CactusBREAKING NEWS: Former Parks and Recreation Guest Star Joe Biden Sworn In As President of the United States https://t.co/vuGTD4fQQh
Retweeted by Dave Cactus @seanvaughnjovi I'll send an autographed copy so you can leave it on their desk with confidence! @Skoog Thank goodness for rule 2! @spaghet_spartan I am sensing a lot of tramp stamp potential here, but I need a ruling from @henchbeaver. @MisterHeart10 What is embarrassing?Ok hear me out https://t.co/DvvqO9fqY6
Retweeted by Dave CactusBig deal. I also start working a few hours after I clock in. https://t.co/XGTVztTtgV

@TheHyyyype https://t.co/MLZCuD1M1N😑 @missparanomasia I suppose I could have, but the intent was to make a silly joke observation. 😊 @TheBoydP I hope @TheHyyyype sees this.The note left for Joe Biden wasn’t for him but for Joe Exotic
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Retweeted by Dave CactusWait you're not supposed to put a fork in a toaster???
Retweeted by Dave Cactus @fro_vo @BidenInsultBot @TheHyyyype Almost! https://t.co/msVZ4NuQYi @henchbeaver 46 stars are my next tramp stamp.BREAKING NEWS: Former Parks and Recreation Guest Star Joe Biden Sworn In As President of the United States https://t.co/vuGTD4fQQh @fro_vo @Browtweaten @CrockettForReal @momjeansplease @cableknitjumper @curlycomedy https://t.co/FWradWfhHFGeese are constantly honking because they're horny.