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Chief Furnancial Officer AKA D-Money AKA Moneyman Faucet-Licker, Bagel Enthusiast, Voling League Tuesdays 6pm. Cat/Fixed

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Joined Twitter 9/2/20


@ICTi2020 This fucker @quinncy Oh she’s fun @feliciasonmez Because obviously there is a finite amount of freedom and very limited opportunity @HunterDK would she care to point out the Democrats who called for violence while in office I suspect the list is v short @Tehdon she'd be fantastic in orbit or reentry @rachelweinerwp @feliciasonmez why doesn't he go live a pretty basic life in prison for a year of two and think abo… https://t.co/TcJRMqfw6W @MollyJongFast if only some jackass hadn't passed on 100 million doses 2 months ago @SITHOBRIENS She was so lovely He was OK too @Popehat The very people who cry "Law and Order!" and fly Police-Appreciation Society flags are the very people who… https://t.co/9SzozHHHPf @SlavaMalamud There is nothing to dislike. Inside out Russian hamburgers for the win
1/27
2021
@SlavaMalamud oh now he's using my terminology unfucking deserves a wider reach well done sir as always ps kotleta still delish @itsmebeegee07 I'm @ ing you so hard right now not sure what @ ing is but whatevs I'd be awesome @ it @nathanallebach I HAVE NOT OPENED THIS TWEET YET BUT THE PACKAGE IS VERY NICE I AM SURE I WILL LOVE IT FIVE STARS!!!! @Chelle_Coops that's what the dog thinks @Chelle_Coops our dog just farted really loud we do not have a dog @itsnashflynn @TheHyyyype these people were not alive when polio was a thing @ddale8 @emsteck @KFILE well as long as she didn't support shooting Republican politicians she should be fine @BegoniaLuv i am so sorry i did not know you were eating @MollyJongFast @liamstack it really is. no way to see it coming. @BradMossEsq Randstandinggas pump: please insert card me: *inserts card* GP: remove card quickly me: *removes card* GP: insert card agai… https://t.co/P7sXu8yOmu @ln0217 @BeeeejEsq Oh Eileen just wipe it off sweetie @someonelikesmeg @writeden is this one of the new executive orders @Tobi_Is_Fab oh good you got cuter. @crocfanpage how was soup or is it ongoingIt will divide patriotic Americans from those who would resort to violence to influence the political process. Alth… https://t.co/XAe3ul3ST7 @itsnashflynn former davids tea employee switching to vodka @difficultpatty @awkwardenabled https://t.co/n8Ui6MtPij @GroovyTasia https://t.co/03Md2vUP4E @itsnashflynn this email's been through a lot @itsnashflynn awwwwww @my_hive_away @ln0217 kiTTen is smiTTen @julcasagrande @robin_991 might I point out that the flooring in our entryway is plant based, as is the door that y… https://t.co/f8nVwUjiRr @stereofiasco @robin_991 I'd be praying for earlier and more effective praying ie: before the fire @itsnashflynn i hope this email finds itself exploding violently into its component ones and zeros, badly wounding that one jerk in ITCorned Beef Hash, but Pumpkin Spice @itsnashflynn i hope this email finds you quiet and not bothering me, for a change @Tobi_Is_Fab @OrdinaryAlso you are in Very West Virginia* West Virginia is also not real @npenzenstadler @journalsentinel @geostanley Subaru @dimplesticks i'm the cat of typing but not of capitalization @CharlesPPierce ummmm has he met any Republicans @joshtpm who tf wants to be anywhere near a hospital for the forseeable future? I had apprehensions about having a… https://t.co/pVixkJJjlr @VikingJonesy @writeden try putting a little dab on your tahiney @Jody_Houser somebody suffering from the ol' cranio-rectal inversion
1/26
2021
@DoYouEvenLif @parlertakes one please @Tobi_Is_Fab @colleen_eileen @danistheword_ some effing animal dm'd it @danistheword_ @colleen_eileen @Tobi_Is_Fab https://t.co/kmCdxhms7T @toomanycommas3 @tsm560 I have two on each of the tractors and several on the car. They're stunning @engineers_feed @Lenniesaurus can ye @AubriePesky Wood Duck Duck Wood https://t.co/RZg95vk8vX @GraceSpelman rocking the motor drives in case Socks springs into action @Tobi_Is_Fab @pantless_papple poupon @joshtpm Alternate Headline Very small group of people with questionable ethics now contemplating prior bed-making… https://t.co/BYpLf2JRAN @PoodleSnarf @CatJacquesESPN what if you have unknowingly tried chutney what if someone just chutzed some into something and u 8 it @CharlesPPierce thank God he didn't BREACH the contract
1/25
2021
@Mom_Overboard @writeden still talking phones right @parlertakes not a cult tho @wolmanj please don't cancel your subscription until we all have rolexes @colleen_eileen the why of chainsaws is answered by using a chainsaw, particularly a large one with a sharp chain.… https://t.co/Jt8Nh62KfP @Tobi_Is_Fab @MikeMcKarr 20 bucks Chucky works for his dad's company @adamgreattweet what hap when u flush and still 38ft of receipt hanging out of litter bowl @Popehat the great outdoors is the reason we invented the great indoors @crocfanpage after all this time you're still into them @ArmandoNDK @digby56 Dwight Eisenhower would be thrown out of today's Republican party @mommajessiec @Hammyinmiami there was a comedy bit about women will just pick up the penny and continue vacuuming w… https://t.co/9oNEMDp3LY
1/24
2021
@RiotGrlErin @henchbeaver if u were cat with driving license ud understand @hermanntrude @henchbeaver what if we baked one, scooped it, mashed its innards (with cheese) reinstalled everythin… https://t.co/ZjgO0kqNFS @BobMob67 @GrimArtGroup I clicked on this fully expecting Bernie Sanders sitting in a metal chair. Great photo. @TheWinegasm @perlhack this is the content for for which I am here @TerribleMaps @CivMilAir the key point about Roman air bases is that they were ground-based @parlertakes @marklevinshow always with the judging
1/23
2021
@Lenniesaurus really wanting to hear you pronounce pepperoni @thehedrk @colleen_eileen if your light meter was bad, you'd shoot at f16 and whatever shutter speed was closest to… https://t.co/QbIsuoH8KERetweet if you don't give AF when Mitch McConnell wants to start this impeachment trial.
Retweeted by Dave, who is a cat @reallifemommy3 next question would have been is he still watching it @reallifemommy3 was there anything in the toaster @UncleDuke1969 is that Pete Buttagieg @Freak0nIine go hug them
1/22
2021
@difficultpatty Savage @RachelBitecofer it's practically not exhausting @Popehat she's delightful @Tobi_Is_Fab @mom_tho I hoard grey poups @GraceSpelman good lookin cat single? @SlavaMalamud I imagine that her articles will be warmly received by the house majority @CatJacquesESPN @eleniZarro this is so good @eleniZarro @CatJacquesESPN get it @itsnashflynn we do this yah hence the term "it's the cat's ass" in yo face monky what? it's mah butt @JasonNotEvil park-ur @coolauntV I just meow at them @LizerReal @awkwardenabled You must be exhausted @Tehdon Thermostatically Enhanced Rotational Flanges probably @edburmila I have lurid fantasies about people in government doing the jobs for which we pay them. @BastardProphet Did not Jesus teach us “give unto some people some intel, and hope that they will not do unto us” @coolauntV @perlhack @kept_simple that's the art of the dealwash if you will my khakishang if you will this spice rackbuff if you will my fender @toomanycommas3 @awkwardenabled @mattewe02 @charbroil_chew @realfunghi @rn_murse @CandyEmpires @Kryzazy @VikingButhttps://t.co/fi1xqg89ow @Hammyinmiami i would just bonk w/ my cat head and you would be like awww @Tehdon @CarolLeonnig @NickMiroff the deficit you know. It's all the rage this week
1/21
2021

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