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Writer at https://t.co/GKLLwwCnOm. Co-Founder of @BrazenWorld. Owns a PR company. He/him. Authorised by D Cormack, 139 the Terrace, Wellington

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This is my composite sketch of every white collar criminal ever https://t.co/tVh3nATSEK
Retweeted by David CormackAccurate https://t.co/4TJ74sHVvW @JackCowie_NZ Not when it visually makes the increase appear much steeper than it was.I hate all commentators https://t.co/bzaAZpv38c @JackCowie_NZ Starting one axis at 98,000 sure does make that increase look disproportionately massive. @nealejones They can't change the poster again. @nealejones Heads must roll?! That's nuts. These are hilarious fuck ups from the folks who believe they are the whi… https://t.co/nYLmL0kS7tThis felt inevitable. https://t.co/35XQhAW43dCc @bhudson_nz https://t.co/B9hhdRqlI2 @aarondotcompton Who the hell needs mine? @ohnoitsbob Ten million tinnysThis is my composite sketch of every white collar criminal ever https://t.co/tVh3nATSEKi am sad brian cox didn't win, i can't believe kieran culkin didn't win, and if Ru Paul won for that terrible terri… https://t.co/LbPPh855n8 @CapedStare my deepest condolences. @gtiso @kvetchings sounds like someone is in the pocket of Big Milk Jughttps://t.co/TfzcRfED9z
Retweeted by David Cormack @mandylibrary what if my job *used* to be political strategy? @gtiso @kvetchings why do you have a milk jug? @gwynncompton @PronouncedHare @TaxpayersUnion @nealejones GOTTEMwE sHOuLd cuT TAxeS AnD lET peOPLe DeCIdE WHaT to DO wItH thEIr oWn MoNEy https://t.co/EIU9l4Fj3i @PouTepou @radionz @tauhenare for now we are friends, on october 17 we battleHere's the top 10 banks of dodgy money. 1. Deutsche Bank - $1.3T 2. JPMorgan Chase - $514B 3. Standard Chartered -… https://t.co/qQbT0Ur0urHey look, rich people don't want to invest in society. They hide their money away. And banks help them. What'll be… https://t.co/N4P5Lhe188 @JulietMosesNZ That's what the bridge said. @kibblesmith He'll never take you alive."She implored Aucklanders to take their alert level with them and behave as if they were living in alert level 2, e… https://t.co/fFFnmcoEEw
Retweeted by David Cormackhe's running https://t.co/UmtQbdinHHGwen Stefani's backing singer can't spell https://t.co/GlFhnqvAeU
Retweeted by David Cormack @tom_roud Julia W is pretty hardcore (and awesome) @tom_roud hard pass @Trabaq that's what all the north shore people are trying to do isn't it? @JGreenbrookHeld only if you have no toilet paper @damienmgrant you know what? i prefer it that wayso we can now have 100 people on the auckland bridge? @forrest_barb @TaxpayersUnion @poppy650nz @radionz i am a self employed business owner.look at yourself real hard in the mirror and acknowledge that you would probably not have self-isolated and got a t… https://t.co/fUcEvcWbGn
Retweeted by David Cormack @joan_unweek today ... ALERT LEVEL 13! @Jasonwalls92 we knew jason, we knew @Jasonwalls92 you are 100% the nerd at the front @arnie03 ah Jordan's fursonabut i'll be sure that @tauhenare, @suebr, @Jubes11, @bryce_edwards, @honpeterdunne, Amy Adams and I toast your absence.look, jordan, i'm sorry you weren't invited on but them's the breaks. if you want to get on these things then you n… https://t.co/upM0dFWC71Best thing the NZ govt can do for NZ tech is buy NZ tech and make it attractive for the private sector to do the sa… https://t.co/mkBsiMCsxG
Retweeted by David Cormack
9/21
2020
@LewSOS @grenow Smiling @Light42Lime Not sure what your point is here.jesus https://t.co/2RxAVqKuWR @MattNippert usual starting point is the green parrot @gtiso interesting where the priorities lie then.James Shaw makes a mistake worth $11M. Judith Collins: resign! Paul Goldsmith makes $4B cock up. Judith: hardly a… https://t.co/aMIymPl7lf @LewSOS @grenow With a small yacht logo on the breast @LewSOS Not the party of etc @LewSOS it is a concern when it starts happening again and again. https://t.co/BzMhw81uHqit really is a shame that paul goldsmith couldn't make his figures add up to a budget that would benefit the wealth… https://t.co/4kMRZhtNlw @lauren_h_watson good luck!Oh that's right. He did this too. Pattern of cock-ups emerging. https://t.co/BzMhw81uHq @LouDxx So they don't all look like Green Party ads @dimsie Just so sad. @tonitones I thought it was fake and had to go check. It's still there. https://t.co/RaZF2phO8L @David_Cormack even better is that his name should’ve autocorrected since it’s an actual word. my week has been made.
Retweeted by David CormackUmmm https://t.co/P381I29VR0Following the Green Party and Labour Party trend, I present to you the TOP vintage sweater design. https://t.co/Yw9tRvlkZw
Retweeted by David CormackThis is the most excitement PREFU has ever caused. Has someone checked on @coughlthom @PronouncedHare Yeah you're probably right. Or we get a shock collar.How much of a champ is the guy who was in isolation two weeks and then still went and got tested and self isolated… https://t.co/VVXmtbSEFS
Retweeted by David Cormack @BelisariusCount There's a formula to determine how much is contributed. @philquin Yeah gonna make more in this shade. https://t.co/JW042upaRHThis is outrageous that an MP is allowed to spread misinformation like this. Labour didn't reduce contributions, th… https://t.co/vpyB1q14J6These are all free for you to use however you like. https://t.co/mhBIaStMLdEvery single time we say not here, not now, not in this way, we lose an opportunity to house people who desperately… https://t.co/IITNIg58ef
Retweeted by David Cormack @chetibby That's my gut too.https://t.co/B4P25gCHRShttps://t.co/2cjGS9YrAYhttps://t.co/8lTxOHqorVhttps://t.co/PczV4ESpnghttps://t.co/gtdToexjrnJust putting these out again. https://t.co/HZzoGw6FXC @SamSachdevaNZ He called me once. We had a nice chat. Still didn't vote for him.As my people say, this is some fucking chutzpah. https://t.co/od6DLrUV5G @SamSachdevaNZ Do you not remember when there was a shit load of John Key robocalls? Very exciting. @eilishsio Consider it my gift. @eilishsio Was it my implied goatse? @AndreaW94916434 Not good. Though they say they've reached all their close contacts. @reedfleming it sounds like ive disappointed you and that makes me sad @reedfleming it was steven joyce's hole at the last election, now it's grant's. @gwynncompton ah goddamn it. I'm just gonna with stevphen from now onMISCHIEF https://t.co/WzCG4DfCA1 @MrJKirwan @dairymanNZ maturity, i do not have it @MrJKirwan @dairymanNZ i was most proud of the image i usedWhere are my covid numbers? @dairymanNZ yes kregGrant's hole https://t.co/Nju7CcKRN9 @juliefairey @JGreenbrookHeld i've vowed for years that i'll vote for anyone who will restore the Chevy's Cowboy to… https://t.co/iieMmuUha1 @CateOwen i hope you punched her. or stormed out saying "big mistake. huge. I have to go shopping now". @PouTepou @Alisonmau jesus christ superstar is the greatest musical of all time. @dimsie i know what i saidholes echo through generations, it seemsi don't really understand or care about anyone's hole to be honest. i just want a better country.the hole is BACK
9/20
2020
... no, I mustn't. https://t.co/aqIhdj0lGF
Retweeted by David Cormack @Economissive The policy is good. I would prefer to see much higher and broader taxation to pay for things like th… https://t.co/bolC7rv3KO
9/19
2020

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