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Human. Lucky husband. Bicycle pedaller. Carb enthusiast. vp, customer experience engineering. Tweets are mine and don't represent my employer.

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Joined Twitter 3/24/07


@ChloeCondon @sophia_wyl @reddit Hi - I heard you wanted to meet my son Fred... https://t.co/xuoWbvPy54 @ScribblingOn It's challenging... but rewarding. You don't just get to be a leader in the good times. It's times li… https://t.co/AOUuWjvsGq @ScribblingOn You're not a people? 😅 @chornerdevine @FutureFor_Us Thanks for the amplification, Claire!If you have questions about this position I'll do my best to answer. But feel free to apply directly.One my peers at @Starbucks is hiring for a cool position: "director, engineering - marketing technology" This is a… https://t.co/lhbj4aaCjpH/T to @carlyslater for sharing this in our work Slack channel!Human connection is so important. And now more than ever. And real help too: "Want us to call a few grocery stores… https://t.co/Hp4ic0AipIKudos to @Zappos for the creative way to help: "If you just want someone to talk to, a kind voice, about anything… https://t.co/EKAyuR4dnT @nomadicQ @dayoneapp I need to restart my journaling practice... thanks for the prompt Susan! @KR1573N Worried for the future, but filled with gratitude for today. Grateful for amazing friends and family. Grat… https://t.co/uku1Y2Gbrk @alipikenbpt Not enough 😅 @StoneEL2 Exactly. @StoneEL2 Totally. And think of all the calories you're burning as you're unwrapping them! @StoneEL2 Big ones: Easter special edition. No sharing required. And yes, we're eating our feelings during a pandemic. @helenhousandi Tell me more about these pb cup clones Helen... I'm listening 👂 @troutgirl Like extra large. These are the Easter egg shaped ones... @pamrollins_ Excellent. I have not yet reached this point! Gonna keep going... @jkup I picked up some of the PB Easter Egg shaped ones... Grocery store placement was too good to resist! @petestofle @stephchach @TheRShafe @waltercolindres @sdotstx @jergrah @maggie_rae @ErinALynch @RegLevyhttps://t.co/UItYmeEldJ @jkup It's like we've had this discussion before Jon 😂 @ReinH NaN @stephchach @petestofle @TheRShafe @waltercolindres @sdotstx @jergrah @maggie_rae @ErinALynch @RegLevyhttps://t.co/8itGndKON3 @rganguly Pandemic. Now is all that matters 😅 @_developit HeroSerious question: How many peanut butter cups are you allowed to eat before it's considered "too many" peanut butter cups? @CHERdotdev @TaelurAlexis Spill it @TaelurAlexis 🙏 @troutgirl That's the bulge... Probably ate a rat or something similar.5️⃣jobs, 5️⃣ tags 🍦Ice cream server ☕ Barista 📦 Mover ☎️ Telemarketer ⚓ US Navy sailor @TheRShafe,… https://t.co/Pph2YPPOpw
4/2
2020
@troutgirl Cool! If looks like a bull snake that recently had a meal! @jessysaurusrex You just brought me right back to my youth... I spent countless hours playing "Where in the World i… https://t.co/K4PvArRHcN @im_thehbic The absolute worst. @splasheth The person I was chatting with is actually stationed in Guam... don't want to out them here. But that wa… https://t.co/Xf9XLY6clhThe "Navy" in me may also explain why I've been obsessively cleaning. If you've spent time on a ship, this will mak… https://t.co/JrSJJeconWWas chatting with a former shipmate yesterday and realized how well the Navy prepared us for this: - Plenty of exp… https://t.co/aJn9PnktGNThis is my new favorite twitter account. You're doing great Tim! https://t.co/pWRm1fAQOT @MegFutej @LogFut I'm so excited for the two of you! Can't wait to see pics and hear stories. @mikefreemanNFL And it still feels like we're not taking this seriously in some parts of the country. It's astounding. @stephchach @ErinALynch "Bleary-eyed Cookie Dough" 🤣 @kylealden "Teams for Friends & Family" "Teams for Socializing" "Teams for Everyone" "Teams for People who Don't Want Zoom" @monteiro Come closer and let me get a whiff... Ok, not _that_ close. Nope, you did not.Periodic reminder for those of us who are lucky enough to still have an income right now: - Keep paying service pr… https://t.co/PaIBYlnsuT @stephchach My people! @kylealden @__apf__ Cast Iron Skillet is the only way to go! https://t.co/KnMQZpAxe3 @BecauseUAreHere We haven't done that in over a year 🤣 @troutgirl We'll all be there with you! @katreinhart We rewatched recently. Totally holds up! @ErinALynch Gotta say... Nervous Noodles is pretty good 🤣I can tell you from experience that it's pretty much impossible to socially distance while on a ship at sea. Think… https://t.co/pMtQJh8MU1 @MinaMarkham @techgirl1908 Yes. No hesitation. No second thoughts. @techgirl1908 You're telling me, Angie... @jstoff You'll get to enjoy it in all its glory for TTT on Thursday.Quarantine facial hair update: After a lively discussion with my spouse, I've ditched the chin hair and settled on… https://t.co/rTENNcik1B
4/1
2020
Hi, it's me, your good friend "Tired Black Bean Soup" https://t.co/i8VjbTUoyQ @KR1573N I've been sticking to a morning routine and evening routine so that I can effectively bookend my work days… https://t.co/AajkfhTYu0 @Laurie_March Right? I'm trying to figure out how two of us are generating so many dishes. Our dishwasher is being… https://t.co/GTefpebTos @HighwayofLife @whoop @GoZwift Ha! It was the name of today's workout on Zwift: "The Ham Sandwich features sweet sp… https://t.co/feunuZJjAqGood morning! Have you broken a sweat yet today? Gotten your heart rate up? I love me some @whoop, but I didn't ne… https://t.co/lW7JYCA7kI @jm No iPad connected to my office/ work network. @wsdot Allegedly... https://t.co/BG7fkLxiB1 @carlos_paelinck Right? It's so close but so far away.Besides in-person connections with my awesome co-workers, the thing I miss most about the office are whiteboards.… https://t.co/BdUhbdHiYM @sarah_federman Right!? They're always so hideous. @sahilk Cooked the sausage on the stove, then pizza in the oven. The dough soaks up the sausage flavor and the outside gets nice and crispy. @dalmaer 🤦‍♂️ @nicolefv That looks amazing... Great presentation too!I'm willing to bet that working with @aliglenesk would be pretty great... https://t.co/zMq6cWL4bt @helenhousandi 🏠 https://t.co/GBpFr9pTO5 @BrewingTalent If you have access to cooks illustrated, here's a link. The secret is to cook the sausage in the sam… https://t.co/a2C5dcd67NOn the #QuarantineCooking menu tonight: Cast Iron Skillet pizza with spicy Italian sausage. Homemade dough too! Wh… https://t.co/E08epBUowQ @editingemily @seaotta You'd think the spiders would show some consideration and take 2020 off. @editingemily @seaotta We've seen some really big spiders at our house. And if it weren't for the global pandemic w… https://t.co/fcxxyWmUaJ
3/31
2020
@mzyk83 And then obsess for a long time afterwards: "How long until I can touch my face?" "How many times should I… https://t.co/y8Syuwvau6Now going to the grocery store is like running a gauntlet: ✅ Got my hand sanitizer ✅ I Have a list ✅ I won't touch… https://t.co/3aIcSFOAUgMe, telling a story: Once upon a time, taking a trip to the grocery store was a stress free, even pleasant experien… https://t.co/XFUQRL2W7hThis story is chilling... https://t.co/GxZKK3V6Av @erostribe Belugas look like aliens, don't they!?This is the content I need today... https://t.co/5gMWhVWzT0Any tips for the equivalent of an offsite when everyone's remote? A 3+ hour video call/ working session seems miser… https://t.co/SAiq3PbtzQ @DavidNovakOGO How to understand the difference between "helping" and "enabling" (doing other peoples' jobs). When… https://t.co/2ldHmv8CDQ @laurieontech My side projects are now nurturing my sourdough starter and sweet new 'stache. @DotProto Yeah... I just want to be able to have my dad over inside of my house. He's come to visit a few times and… https://t.co/msKx04x48I @jesseherlitz Same. Every day. It's comforting or something... @kvlly Overrated. Tots are much better. @MikeLindenWX @MyRadarWX Sure thing! @SusannaLHarris Congratulations Susanna!!! It's so nice to have things to celebrate these days... I appreciate you… https://t.co/EklXc8Kvv8 @hunterwalk Soup. So much soup.Maybe we'll have sports later this summer. But will we have packed stadiums? Maybe we'll have live music again thi… https://t.co/vqMpnjVTHMSame question here. My dad said, the other day: "I bet that once we get the all clear people will be partying in th… https://t.co/Qcrqaj4TnQSome fun weather passing through West Seattle cc @westseattleblog and @NWSSeattle https://t.co/Uh2hAz3Fwt @migconnect The first 30 days: "Survive" 😉 https://t.co/0VO3dNf0AJ @frumpa But there's only one flavor that matters 🤣My goal this week: Get back to having focus and the ability to think deeply and strategically. I'm, relatively, co… https://t.co/Ul6gjZOCBK @nhuntwalker I miss my commute, Nick 😭 @AdamRackis I've rented property before because we couldn't afford to sell. Upside down mortgage during the (last)… https://t.co/MWTEIaBW3D @MindaHarts This is beautiful. Thanks Minda!Also true for garlic 🧄 https://t.co/p7JfjH0xHR @adamwknox I did... that's Fred you're looking at.
3/30
2020
I've reached the inevitable point in social distancing where I've decided I need my own sourdough starter. https://t.co/RPswNYB9zp @soniagupta504 How scary, Sonia. They're lucky to have you. Sending all my healing energy to your mom!
3/29
2020

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