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Int: White Room. We start ECU on a pair of wide eyes. They stare down the barrel of the camera. The eyes start dart… https://t.co/VekBHkVj6tYou’re not mature enough to decide whether or not you want to raise a human therefore here is a human to raise. https://t.co/kXwKvS5J23
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3/24
2019
@joshtpm Hey you're supposed to be on vacation! Put the phone downThrilled to announce that my daughter has been accepted to a Magnet School that concentrates on active school shooter drills.everyone should google "Dinesh D'Souza fraud" and see what they find https://t.co/zMm3EXSuRd
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Caleb tells his story about becoming radicalized in the "alt-right" and his journey out of the ideology. It starts… https://t.co/bTh790kfPN
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3/22
2019
I voted against the war in Iraq. Sadly, much of what I feared in fact did happen. I don't want to see it happen aga… https://t.co/xkQk2WsMe4
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3/21
2019
@jeremymstamper That's his dad. It was "take your child to work" day @hayden__mc Bless @Axe22 @HJBenjamin NYC in a beautiful nutshell @bonerhitler Free Churles!Please leave my uncle Churles alone he was only doing his job! The TSA, established by GWB after every truepatriot… https://t.co/jPXxgOKyhNBrah, you shoulda seen when they shot Tamir Rice to death. You woulda flipped. https://t.co/HTVXFCJ4pu
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Godammit I so wish I believed in ghosts. https://t.co/MijP3PH3pWThis passage from David Remnick's 2003 essay supporting War in Iraq should be chiseled on a gravestone in Arlington… https://t.co/xjBh06tgf2
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((I believe Hans Blix, Scott Ritter, Hussein Kamel al-Majid, 100,000 innocent dead Iraqis and 4,500+ dead American tr… https://t.co/LpzG4huw3xquite literally the premise of a Mr. Show sketch in which they're trying to get hate mail https://t.co/6RQ1JDicpU
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3/20
2019
Robber complaining that the people he keeps robbing have run out of stuff. https://t.co/zIawQtfDGt
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3/19
2019
Breaking per CNN: White House attorneys expect to see Mueller findings before they go to Congress for the purposes… https://t.co/Unl8knymJ5
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3/18
2019
GREAT SHOWS at THE BELL HOUSE this past week. THANK YOU BROOKLYN - Thanks Marcellus Hall, Jo Firestone, Janelle… https://t.co/B1gtJUXGlx
Retweeted by )))David Cross((( @Embossed_ Glad your'e liking it! @inthewhale @bertkreischer @therealrussellp Glad to help @OGCameraguyBill @mrbobodenkirk Will Sheff was Thursday and Marcellus Hall was Friday night. Glad you liked it!wtf https://t.co/9c8G92QJStReminder that @Twitter knows who the white supremacist accounts are and censors them in countries like Germany wher… https://t.co/frbXcSa8rL
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((A true story about @PeteButtigieg. https://t.co/ojFXa8IguU
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((That's the one thing that's always bothered me about Fox news. They're too politically correct. Really just a bunch… https://t.co/lsn7DitlHx @HJBenjamin Dude positively owns the C-Span crowd. Gotta give him that.
3/17
2019
While you're at it, YouTube, how 'bout restoring the account of our org, which educates on the dangers of white nat… https://t.co/fLpB6nb5cr
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3/16
2019
Let's take a look at how Fox News primetime (8-11) talked about race, minorities and diversity JUST LAST NIGHT Fir… https://t.co/iYPNr7Aun8
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Dear media, The NZ shooter's manifesto is one, big, media-bait game, filled with in-jokes and intentionally ironic… https://t.co/IdMQTJqrT0
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3/15
2019
Over the last 18 months I paid over $44,000 in bribes to get my niece Tay-Tay into clown college. I apologize to my… https://t.co/iFtwwX5b6G
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3/13
2019
Fox News is bleeding advertisers. On Wednesday they're holding an emergency meeting to convince their advertisers… https://t.co/6nGABTddH1
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Often you hear the terms "hellworld" or "shitworld." But what does it mean? What does it look like. In this quote-t… https://t.co/fHEfNBsLNT
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3/12
2019
@pattymo Holy shit. I saw this at exactly 3:11. I am NOT joking guys!Saved so much ⏰ & 💲saying "Ted Netflix" instead of Ted Sarandos over the years that I can retire early* and travel… https://t.co/jnANnhXg3oToday is DAY 23 OF THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Can you feel the emergency? #SundayThoughts https://t.co/SjXIhLhY2k
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((I have spent plenty of time in Sweden and Denmark and Norway and let me tell you, the Straw Police are some of the… https://t.co/c7wJd452MH
3/11
2019
America is the greatest country in the world https://t.co/OIu8UJay7d @NYSCRAM @hits_film Nice eye @dwj1965 @hits_film Society is working on it @VanHammersly42 @hits_film @JAdomian Yes he was @daveanthony @JewishWorker Ha! @USCPSC @PFTompkins Whathis dude aired hours upon hours of empty podium trump rally countdown footage and hired half the ghouls and freaks… https://t.co/XCvKOgefMU
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Hey US media folks, here, I would argue immodestly, is how you interview a Trump supporter on Trump's lies: https://t.co/D8qElaic7o
Retweeted by )))David Cross((( @JewishWorker Hey there. Thanks for having my back. so frustrating all the shit I've been getting from her myopic m… https://t.co/yCmfX8NFs6It really is uncanny https://t.co/CNPAAATO2F
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3/10
2019
so everyone has just accepted that they use a fake melania sometimes https://t.co/HEy9UJgUEd
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((One thing I like about Bernie Sanders is that he's been right about almost everything for the last 50 years. https://t.co/Z9JUh1IZxd
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3/8
2019
@karenyarbernc @bethanyshondark Because of the whole thread where she brought up what my wife experienced (or rathe… https://t.co/hrtkDGKt8s @DustyGerald @bethanyshondark Cool. I'm truly sorry if I offended with that whole thread and I mean it. But I do st… https://t.co/Z0TcpEb9nb @ElishaKrauss @bethanyshondark @emzanotti I doubt there is much that we'd agree on but I'm with you that this is we… https://t.co/7rLmQF486MHi gang! It has come to my attention that the movie I wrote and directed, HITS, is turning 5 this year. And while i… https://t.co/p5CnlLOjH1 @toddmonroe6 @bethanyshondark I said we've "met" 100 and 1000, not that we've had 100's and 1000's of negative expe… https://t.co/MqcJfAPyNc @alwaysorka @bethanyshondark Yep @DustyGerald @bethanyshondark I never said "they all" anything. Read it again (or rather, once) @bethanyshondark Read what I wrote. All of it, and tell me where I, "lumped millions of people together". I'm relay… https://t.co/VySpPVCqF2 @bethanyshondark No it's not. I'm relaying that I've had some personal experiences, over decades, of hasidic people… https://t.co/YSYh0SIIpX @KabbVillage @bethanyshondark We live in Brooklyn and have a house upstate near several hasidic communities. @bethanyshondark My wife as met hundreds if not thousands of hasidic jews and she can relate (as can I! ) numerous… https://t.co/Ng26n8E6N1 @bethanyshondark Oh ffs let's dial the hyperbole down a notch. You're really going to draw a direct line from what… https://t.co/rL632233JL @bethanyshondark Leave my wife out if this. She didn't reference your column, I did. And it's too bad your original… https://t.co/FxYO3C61IL @SheilasGardens @richo3000 @bluthquotes @batemanjason 79 takes. But to be fair Kubrick directed that episode. @bethanyshondark That's exactly what you're (hypocritically) doing with this tweet. And I dont need to "deflect" fo… https://t.co/xfO9iyxit0In most countries, the fact that brother of the education minister is a seemingly racist mercenary warlord would be… https://t.co/a5UFtmkoDN
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3/7
2019
"Burning alive" https://t.co/iyN5YxL96k“I’m Jewish and have worked against anti-Semitism for decades. I was sitting a few feet from Omar and I heard nothi… https://t.co/HCaj0tSgl9
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((Why did you paint Trump looking like hes stumped trying to figure out how to do the, "this is the church here is th… https://t.co/tb0FFjBEUBThis dad put a mic on his son during hockey practice — and it was all kinds of hilarious and adorable https://t.co/qSvA52JoDo
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Retweeted by )))David Cross(((I saw AI murder policy at Bonnaroo and they kicked ass https://t.co/Fl2S51Xm3JI just worry that if we raise taxes on the rich we'll kill off the entrepreneurial spirit. https://t.co/n62X2aaFuH
Retweeted by )))David Cross((( @mcnikk @mrbobodenkirk There should be box sets of all four seasons (with extras) available somewhere. Check the internet. Ebay?I dont know, why don't you find one and ask him https://t.co/IpRo6gfxUo
3/6
2019
AIPAC activist tells NYT the lobby is coming for Congresswomen @AOC @RashidaTlaib and @IlhanMN “They are three pe… https://t.co/h3pUGny3RY
Retweeted by )))David Cross(((True to form, the White House just threatened a veto of the government reform bill. Nothing scares the swamp like g… https://t.co/XrKUE7DAmX
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3/5
2019

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