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Dave 🧱 @DavidDarnes Bristol, England

Developer Advocate at @Ghost 👻 Writing: https://t.co/xi7DWeWUAX [he/him] FLWG

670 Following   1,844 Followers   68,450 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/20/09


@hankchizljaw Oof, where to beginGood morning - we're looking for a devrel that can helps us grow the @snyksec virtual community. Something for you? Let me know
Retweeted by Dave 🧱The iOS crop tool does some really nice and helpful snapping when cropping screenshots. I don’t think it’s using p… https://t.co/N4MjyDBZiP
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @rjgux @markdalgleish It’s so dumb but so good @Emma__Whiting It was REALLY good thank you, base was spot on @Emma__Whiting thank you for the cheesecake 🍰Me making my way up Park St for a latte at @BTPcafes https://t.co/TomPJHQmHt @lookingsideways @nazargargol Hold up I thought I was the Pun Slinger at Ghost?https://t.co/96WZAb7bV5
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @chadtomkiss Yes! It’s the only thing I’ll whistle if anything @nazargargol Oh god no. I use microwaves to bail me out of issues, like when my tea goes cold or my crackers have g… https://t.co/AH6O5iyE0j @Marsh931 😂😂 I’m donePro tip: You can make crackers crunchy again by putting them in the microwave, but not for long though In unrelate… https://t.co/dgajUkW9E9Google have changed their search results design, but it's not good news... Why Google's new search results design… https://t.co/jeicRRkdKp
Retweeted by Dave 🧱I ask myself this every time I'm using my coffee grinder https://t.co/CYk3ChdipZ @Makinov Which episode of Phoenix Nights is this?"Don't worry about this tech debt, we'll clean it up next sprint." Senior developer: https://t.co/Es2JEKMryB
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @vic_bell Much love to you Vic 💜 @Robb0wen @jegtnes [Alt: someone diving down a bowling alley with the ball] 🎳 https://t.co/Y0oFeIb5cj @jegtnes 😍 Sweet @jegtnes Sorry friend but I’m only there for the conference day. I’ll look out for you on the day though!⏲️ As of today, we have about eighteen years to go until the Y2038 problem occurs. But the Y2038 problem will be g… https://t.co/DZyw6gY5F6
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @markboulton @StuRobson Yikes 😰
1/20
2020
@zachleat It's a big Lego set that people help you with, but every so often someone wants wheels put on the roof @rafahari macOS Banksy @beccykedward ShitWatching Bob Ross humbly ask you to “call your local TV station” if you want to see the show again, with no idea hi… https://t.co/Nn2q2cswn6This is so me 😂 #TheWitcher https://t.co/fRmG1a0tUu
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Retweeted by Dave 🧱You’ll be pleased to know I don’t microwave my coffee. I’m not a monster @DavidDarnes The better option is to break into somebody else house to microwave fish.
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @glennui Heheheh, gonna be wearing that pin when my tea goes ping @pamelacadabra Absolute ponger! @KingDogDad Wild emmettThe great thing about working from home is that nobody can tell you off when you microwave your tea @markboulton @naconf Might have to come say hey then 👋 @jaffathecake It’s the weekend Jake, leave the pulling down of branches for work @freezydorito “div yeet” @timneutkens I think that’s pretty much the reasoning for why it came out on top. The overlap between CSS and SCSS… https://t.co/UNvHIILaj4 @hankchizljaw Welcome to the internet. An army of ads will be with you shortly.I'm not very good at optimizing videos, so I post both mp4 and gif, but nothing convinces me, my loop is too long f… https://t.co/icu3g7cRw9
Retweeted by Dave 🧱Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @levelsio You got this tweet as a macro?
1/19
2020
Here’s a talk I gave at @xoxo a few years ago that explains my film & discusses what happened after it was released. https://t.co/rzk29Uvvmx
Retweeted by Dave 🧱I love that more companies are revealing the Google trademark shakedown scam right in the ad copy. Another good exa… https://t.co/xMWLI9b5uD
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @rafahari @JessDarnes does this too. She even tracked me when I flew on my own because she was worried 😂 @kamalhm For Ghost? There is a free trial if you want to try it out https://t.co/mG3CN8YBOq Or you can use the ope… https://t.co/6W48fq8Q3W @KingDogDad Heck yea @sarah_edo @hey_amie Dis be cute ✨ @sarah_edo 😂😭 @sarah_edo How can I feel attacked from a tweet from two years in the past?? @KingDogDad Thanks emmett! I guess it's hard for some people as their values might not align with what decisions are made higher up @KingDogDad I may be a little biased 😅Ghost -> 11ty -> GitHub repo -> Netlify = ⚡️⚡️⚡️ @__Sun__ Mine was too 👁👁 @__Sun__ Just did the same but with regex 😂 @DasSurma Damn it I want Easter eggs! @code_lobster Sorry I’m just kidding. The dialog was a lot of chaff but once you’re past that it’s an easy watch. I… https://t.co/15Gc7GKb03 @code_lobster Not thinking too hard about it 😅 @Robb0wen @JessDarnes How did you ruin katsu sauce for me so quickly Robb?? @Robb0wen @JessDarnes Ah I see. But still, "katsu curry" in the store is very different to katsu curry in Wagamamas… https://t.co/lh0bkmvjPR @chrishawes @JimmyRowe1994 …so using a CMS will be just as performant, possibly faster? Really depends on the exper… https://t.co/FwfV1UyDdB @chrishawes @JimmyRowe1994 Not going to push Ghost as you seem very competent and confident with using Markdown, I'… https://t.co/SiwggBwy0a @rafahari 10+ Minaal backpacks lined up on baggage check 😂 @Robb0wen I'll also let you off on this occasion, every time me and @JessDarnes pick up a jar from one of the vario… https://t.co/rmzYCDAGb0 @ErisDS @ow Ironically I'm guessing it's suppose to help people quickly parse it, however they'll be looking for "t… https://t.co/Bh6cbCXu6O @chrishawes That fuckin milk frother! Worked in a co-working space recently that had the same machine, I told them… https://t.co/NCfvQXWKff
1/18
2020
@lukejones Controller, cartridge @MrBlank Oh godDullest Black Mirror ep @StuRobson On my tombstone “Corby was better”The coffin I’ll be lowered into my grave with as the priest reads my obituary over a Zoom call ⚰️ https://t.co/a6BM8PGPpH @studioromeo I just see them in conversation on Twitter or friends. Maybe check this out? https://t.co/pVCyawOn5rJust bought a last minute ticket to @naconf 🎟 If you want to talk all things @Ghost come find me 👻 @swyx @peduarte THIS @kmelve @lesliecdubs 😂😭 @lesliecdubs 'Web developer' is ambiguous enough for me to avoid explaining my actual day to day in detail, because it's damn hard to 😅 @riklomas Is that the new Jack Dorsey Fortnite skin? @pugson @jamesm **Retracts statement due to new context provided** @hey_amie Real nice combination of materials going on in this photo @nhqe Don't worry, that's Vape Class @pugson @jamesm Maybe I missing something but who is John and who is Jack? @jamesm Wait, do you have one? @bulbenergy Meanwhile, on some *other* house amenities site https://t.co/RumTQ70gmHMe turning up in your codebase https://t.co/kbTQ9bjuPvI like that @bulbenergy actually suggests I should lower my payments 💙 @geekcubed @SeanUK @digitalgravy Now that REALLY sounds like rocket science 😂 @SeanUK @digitalgravy @geekcubed Geolocation is hard @SeanUK @digitalgravy @geekcubed If those coordinates correspond to the postcodes then you can probably chuck them… https://t.co/NML9sGHDLf @boop They working hard to cover up that they just bought a snap of a leftie 🦶
1/17
2020
@davatron5000 What do we want? Container Queries! Where do we want them? On just this div in particular! @rknightuk Was it not good? @StuRobson @freezydorito AlwaysI am visiting SF (and the USA!) for the first time soon! what are some of the things my clueless european self should know beforehand?
Retweeted by Dave 🧱 @freezydorito The right one is breathing in and left one is breathing out🚧 https://t.co/iPcW0uf4GI https://t.co/T2Yq4psgpB @mikebull Pre-warning: I gave up after 10 minutes @mikebull lol have you seen 6 Underground? It’s Van Wilder in a car with explosions @mikebull You don’t tweet often, but when you do it’s no half measureThe security guard in The Matrix saying “Holy shit!” https://t.co/1gBzT4zXnJ
1/16
2020

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