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actor/writer 🎭 ~ (pics: @NatalyaChagrin) ~ @eschatontheatre ~ he/him

1,129 Following   2,292 Followers   17,269 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/20/07


Javert whenever a nearby man is strong https://t.co/bjx18Oox3Y
Retweeted by David East @PerthshireMags did I cause thisme: this is just the unpopular opinion meme twitter: https://t.co/8C6iVwdmyAthe Peep Show sectioning episode but everyone is threatening to name everyone else as a covid contact https://t.co/lIhh2W2jD5 @carlyraejetfuel what about hermeno. just for the gals @bencsmoke :(lord please don't let me do numbers on a tweet about pegging
9/28
2020
@SzMarsupial two people followed me. this is the law of equivalent exchange @SzMarsupial people can’t handle the truthif I’m driving 5 hours I’m getting pegged https://t.co/vJr5BMRTdj @multiplebears love to keep track of the latest news on the #Luxembourg hashtaghow do I tell my aunt that she’s gonna get murdered https://t.co/HbIVJC7WiEchugging a big pint glass of horseshoe crab milk https://t.co/DNrQHORMMRthese tiktoks are getting oddly specific https://t.co/truSYpLdis
Retweeted by David East @absentobject gabler? i hardly know 'er!A Worfy Movie https://t.co/zmDmr07DnJ @PerthshireMags https://t.co/dIBlzSfeWx @cr3 *clears throat* cockcrete @HINIONGE Die HonkPogčamp @lukeybarnesy Alpha Centauri. in terms of worldbuilding it’s amazingcannot get my head around the cruelty of a system which lies to a whole generation of kids that their courses won’… https://t.co/rn3QFj9HJ4
Retweeted by David East @TomWaits4NoMan_ it's nasty!!
9/27
2020
My annual thanks to Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov who on this day, thirty seven years ago, probably saved ou… https://t.co/u9JBi9VgLb
Retweeted by David East @SzMarsupial didnt know it was about twitter @isamyelyah me: twenty-something swf you: ancient 50ft shark lurking on the ocean floor i was too shy to get your n… https://t.co/YCZSXKJMKk @isamyelyah missed connectionsread this thread—by a comrade & teacher—on the new restrictions on what can be discussed in PSHE lessons. https://t.co/1TLHLJ0T6q
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9/26
2020
I’m allergic to bullets https://t.co/vcIs4AZANi @JoeJBBuckley https://t.co/xRNbAeh1iKWas collecting campus accommodation rent really worth this? 🔒 Child tells me that in the student accommodation (50… https://t.co/UcExECNZQa
Retweeted by David East @PerthshireMags you’re probably not far from Dilara, which I’ve been meaning to visit for ages @PerthshireMags spoilt for choice round here, there’s literally two great pizza joints opposite each other on my ro… https://t.co/PtusDxM7q5 @PerthshireMags 👀 @PerthshireMags @mountain_ghosts GMB stands for Gorning Morning Borning"describe your ideal partner" https://t.co/w5fT5jPtG5
Retweeted by David East @atomcrowley the kidz bop versioni sent my sister a sea shanty meme that was going around and she got mad because it was only like half filled out,… https://t.co/clK8avHUrd
Retweeted by David EastThis account from a mother of a student at Glasgow university is absolutely mind-blowing https://t.co/kiQEWWVOy3 https://t.co/BI3EQpR3Rg
Retweeted by David East @PerthshireMags https://t.co/oCR6lBEvP2this is actually a great honour in himbo culture https://t.co/EihU37RoP6Rihanna has hired the world's worst DJ https://t.co/2wezOxDWD8
Retweeted by David East"describe your ideal partner" https://t.co/w5fT5jPtG5 @stavvers oh nomy dad watches ancient aliens all the time and says "not sure about that" or "i don't think so" at the screen over… https://t.co/M0XOwAcoPK
Retweeted by David EastVicky Featherstone, Nadia Fall, Lynette Linton & more decry the pitiful treatment of our sector by this wretched go… https://t.co/jyEWQvUruD
Retweeted by David Eastcan't believe they made Prince Dimitri of Faerghus British https://t.co/QC0y8gPfWx @CalumS1991 👀https://t.co/lxMqr7nRKv
Retweeted by David EastStevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham ❤️ https://t.co/Fng2ggQhwt
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9/25
2020
@YuriAndrognopov it’s one of my fave films @YuriAndrognopov Patrick Keillor’s London! @kimsockiejin @gem_ste thank you friend!https://t.co/GoOHKAYPhLits weird, but covid-19 has also shown us who exactly likes London as it is : a theme park for wealthy landlords wh… https://t.co/lW4QLVmNrJ
Retweeted by David East @gem_ste no disrespect to BTS but this imo remains the greatest kpop banger of all time https://t.co/O15z3Var3Mopen for a surprisefinally, vinegar for my on-the-go lifestyle https://t.co/QKSfo2Ou9x @mountain_ghosts poggerslove it when it would behoove me to do things @bencsmoke adult activities you say 👀retweet this to force @Microsoft to bring back the Mystery desktop theme from Windows 98 https://t.co/kfyb48DJQz
Retweeted by David East @HealthUntoDeath getting so mad at South Korea that you end up supporting Juche @conorbrn preach @mountain_ghosts https://t.co/0mLmbXrMQjthe wine is always decadent... and you sir have misbehavedthink i've replayed that video of the woman narrating the guy cooking liver a hundred timesit’s OK to have committed a litany of financial crimes your litany of financial crimes does NOT define you if you… https://t.co/r48dwAtLdQ
Retweeted by David EastHas no-one noticed @RishiSunak has said yes to extending the self employed support scheme, but it will only be 20%… https://t.co/FlV2R5Yb9O
Retweeted by David East @eggstarvedbeast where am i meant to get a falcon. more unrealistic standards @SzMarsupial "I Don't Know Enough To Make It Funny", title of my memoirs @SzMarsupial (i would have finished the dril tweet but i don't know enough to make it funny) @SzMarsupial i put years of hard work into getting my speech act theory degree at speech act theory college, etc etcGood morning, install the app. https://t.co/y2Se7iNchh https://t.co/TtVqYz2JHL
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9/24
2020
@PerthshireMags @DawnHFoster that's the Hoo Peninsula Autonomous ZoneI have to respect them for doing a Reverse Calaiswelcome to Kent. you have chosen, or have been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining countiesborders expert here! countries only do this when they're very sick https://t.co/NrWiTCBqyq
Retweeted by David Eastsorrybring your papers and a truck for this Kent Access Permit give me everything you got for this Kent Access Permit https://t.co/wJSE8wdAYn @PerthshireMags @max_legroom show me the bats boys, and free my soul i wanna count bats on my bat patrol and drift away @max_legroom https://t.co/B0vUuoKjp2name a performer with more range. i'll wait https://t.co/GPHxklxYurDA VINKY? https://t.co/PbA69JX4A9
Retweeted by David East @SzMarsupial normalise having an empty can of San Miguel on the coffee table that nobody's thrown away yet 👏👏every autumn i'm like 'yum yum yum, cosy little season, layers upon layers of jumpers and cupping hot drinks with m… https://t.co/RsiqKjKWNg
Retweeted by David Eastit’s OK to have committed a litany of financial crimes your litany of financial crimes does NOT define you if you… https://t.co/r48dwAtLdQthis is how real men dress 💅 a lot of you can’t handle the raw power of this fit though 😎 https://t.co/xYUoRKgoBx
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9/23
2020
@MeLlamoLlama_ somewhere between the two, then @MeLlamoLlama_ is that a results of a biopsy or is that northern ireland @stefmowords my fanfiction is being recognised at lastThe Shining is just 5g @Mr_Considerate 👁 @Mr_Considerate Cameron was supposedly a Villa fan too. is it something they get told to do at Eton @PerthshireMags lost it mate @PerthshireMags it was in greggs yehthink i've lost the mandate of heaven lads @SzMarsupial no thoughts head empty soil tilled
9/22
2020

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