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David Forrester @DavidForre Windsor (down a bit)

I run a long way every day. I read a lot of books. I doze off quite a bit. Chances are I'm not 'human'.

887 Following   247 Followers   13,813 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/20/09


My fave books this last couple of months helping me live my ‘in bed by 9:30 pm granny dream’ Kitchen by Banana Yos… https://t.co/PIfjV6RRjB
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9/18
2018
WOW! https://t.co/SWqjzu0hpn
9/16
2018
@KateOfHysteria ‘Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space’.
9/15
2018
@M_Simonyan What’s Russian for ‘journalism’? Asking for a friend (is it ‘Surkov’?). 🙂Trump started out as a birther and now he’s a hurricane denier. It’s getting worse. https://t.co/OsY0K4oSfl
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9/14
2018
@SovereignSyre That’s the ‘aesthetically pleasing’ take we realise as perfect.
9/13
2018
@EleanorConway Rock AND roll. @tkingdot Do I owe now owe technology again? Every fucking year… @TracyAnnO Tracy, people are with you — cowards desist. @EleanorConway You’re getting younger. @SovereignSyre Karen Boekbinder: HOLY COW.
9/12
2018
@kellyrose She’s made pals, bless her. @BootstrapCook You’ve never been more inspirational and important, Jack. Thank you.
9/8
2018
@KermodeMovie Was there really a billing argument for the City Heat poster? RIP, Burt — total hero to so many of us 70s kids.
9/6
2018
It’s gonna be one giant game of Flaming Strip Poker https://t.co/4kP92RkqlU
Retweeted by David Forrester @newgirllbianca “I’ve just had a really bad day at work, so…” Has Bianca got a ‘treats’ cupboard in the garden? 😳
9/4
2018
@hayleycscott I know. Not sure about Cabbage, but they *sound* like a great live act — all the other stuff is weak… https://t.co/eTWpseJzJP @hayleycscott Echo, Cabbage on the line-up? Is this real? @robinbellwriter @ellardent Perhaps the one time the word ‘visceral’ is utterly appropriate. I HAVE to watch this f… https://t.co/rMGduXws55 @newgirllbianca I had to stop at ‘Blair Witch Big Spoon of Marmite’ — I don’t know whether to applaud or report you. @newgirllbianca Hard to beat, ‘Cupboard Cocktail Chaos’, but I believe in you. @newgirllbianca I am looking forward to THIS!RIP, Conway: https://t.co/Fse59psE27
9/3
2018
@tkingdot Hah! @tkingdot Bunging a fag in the headstock, though — did he think he was Mr Tickle or something? That’s EFFORT to get… https://t.co/4aiuRmws8U @tkingdot I love this (especially the, ‘I’m Jimi H, but I’m not and I’m fucking up Tracy’s bass’).
9/2
2018
@katy_red It’s a ‘I love everything more than you and I’m right. END conversation — it’s nothingness ‘ @SovereignSyre @IllReputePod “Where there’s a Will there’s a way.” Genius.
8/30
2018
@BBW_BFF ‘The Entrance’, Gerald Durrell.
8/27
2018
@kellyrose She’s lovely.
8/26
2018
@newgirllbianca @suburb_single @Dateposts Just the image was enough to make me wonder if The Banana Splits were mak… https://t.co/PEu6T1YZu9 @newgirllbianca @suburb_single @Dateposts I don’t understand any of the above. @unfortunatalie It always takes me a train journey home to realise that people at Reading Station are carrying tent… https://t.co/46xfQrjILf @quantick Coil: Musick to Play in the Dark, 1&2. @kica333 Perfect delivery.
8/25
2018
@newgirllbianca Haha. I remember seeing ‘No Durian’ signs when I was in Thailand and couldn’t understand why you’d… https://t.co/vzzpCFfOda @newgirllbianca Just caught up with the ‘Durian Cake’ episode and it’s just as funny: “It smells like WOUNDS!” What were you thinking?! 😂 @newgirllbianca Sooooo funny. 😂 @newgirllbianca “I’m generally pretty teetotal in my house…” *breaks open packet of cocktail brollys* @newgirllbianca Stupidly funny. @katy_red Looooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggg.
8/22
2018
@IwriteOK @bastardspod You spoil us. I don’t even know what I’m listening to, though always end-up depressed, usele… https://t.co/527TESaj7A
8/21
2018
@pangopup Buns!
8/20
2018
@MitchBenn Steve, Santiago and Dave
8/19
2018
@CharlTaylorPage Hydration time, Charlotte.
8/18
2018
@Pulpcurry Nooooooooooooooooo! @Pulpcurry My Mum (though she insists she’d NEVER have done such a thing). I had a pretty comprehensive library, too. Bah! @Pulpcurry Me too. So many got ‘accidentally’ binned during a house move. ☹️
8/17
2018
@Markgatiss @KermodeMovie I think you’ll adore it. I wish I could find those 15 min ‘horror history’ pieces you wro… https://t.co/53NbxyGu8L
8/15
2018
I think the fact he missed the whole of the Winter in Australia is punishment enough for Ben Stokes .. I personally… https://t.co/ePD6Gvzqi7
Retweeted by David ForresterLook! And, more importantly, Listen! I'm ridiculously proud of this. https://t.co/66eRoicyUf
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8/14
2018
@missannabiller BFI? @CharlTaylorPage Fucking Hell, Charlotte, you should’ve been an extra ‘language consultant’ on ‘The Thick of It’. Bravo. @CharlTaylorPage Well, I’m not sure about parts of that statement. One thing that worries and is increasingly hilar… https://t.co/UdWP2oqN8F @CharlTaylorPage Jaysus! I’m as amused as I am terrified. @House_Feminist Bread, butter — where’s the point?
8/13
2018
@BootstrapCook I’ll eat it with just a light soaking of water.Settle an argument for me: RT if you secretly (or openly) really quite like Shredded Wheat.
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8/12
2018
@newgirllbianca @Mydatingtales I think I was conflating two indistinct things — bad thoughts/dreams not necessarily… https://t.co/ukiESNdWaB @newgirllbianca @Mydatingtales I’m out-dreaming your odd dreams — seriously. 😳 @Jessicka Rowland lives forever with L: https://t.co/8uMKNSiGSC @Mydatingtales Not so… and I know that I can make your and @newgirllbianca ‘s ‘terrible dreams’ pale into a happy day out…
8/10
2018
@StirringTrouble It’s beyond embarrassing and I’m tired of how lazy ‘journalism’ is in the UK — BBC, especially, ar… https://t.co/nFOLa6rBmX @CharlTaylorPage Positive insomniac thoughts to you, Charlotte.
8/8
2018
@Mydatingtales Panda only looks a *little* panicked. @Brixsmithstart Hip Priest. 😢 @CharlTaylorPage I used to have it stuck on a loop with this: https://t.co/kr0cSMiLTG @CharlTaylorPage Occasional unbridled niceness: https://t.co/mlpTJQs23D @Mydatingtales Awwwwwww, Panda! @SovereignSyre Bit unfair on Umberto.
8/7
2018
@CharlTaylorPage I spend too much time working out if being rotten to people is the norm: ‘Fool me once, shame on y… https://t.co/BA2ytJHo7i @CharlTaylorPage Very fucking funny child.❄️
8/6
2018
@badcomixbyanna Apropos the above: THANK YOU for bringing some levity to one of the most distressing things ever I’… https://t.co/UYqqab395A
8/3
2018
@CharlTaylorPage Hurray!
8/1
2018
@LucyGoesDating Hah! The ‘touchy’ bit and then passive-aggressive text is weird, scary and ‘Bloody Hell’ (especially the sign off). @ReeceShearsmith Devastated. @LucyGoesDating That sounds even more distressing than my evening, and I’m watching Ken Burns’ epic and harrowing ‘The Vietnam War’. @CharlTaylorPage Sorry! 🙂 @CharlTaylorPage Crikey, Charlotte, hope it’s Ok (I’m sure it will be).
7/31
2018
@newgirllbianca God Bless youth! ‘The Word’ was the ugliest of infant ‘Zoo TV’, but now seems rather tame—I think p… https://t.co/QC2quPdqV2 @newgirllbianca Well, thanks for making me laugh at your strange (mis)fortune with snacks. If it were the ‘90s, Cha… https://t.co/peFSb5ZYLB @newgirllbianca That’s what’s so beguiling. Get that Podcast going. @newgirllbianca ‘Given that I’ve never had dog food… except for that one time I made dog biscuits…’ Quality insanity. @newgirllbianca I LOVE your videos.'June Whitfield as Miss Marple'. Are there any sweeter words in the English language? https://t.co/deEz8XKE6I
Retweeted by David Forrester @TherealNihal @NetflixUK Thanks from me, too! VERY long evenings marvelling at this extraordinary piece of document… https://t.co/95gDyN6xai
7/30
2018
@LucyGoesDating This’ll annoy you: https://t.co/zioEqG8uha @LucyGoesDating Wow! Are people really that horrid? @clarisselou @wittertainment Mulholland Drive T! 👏 💕 @unfortunatalie The future: Clarkson and Lineker. Hell and Handcart. @newgirllbianca Definitely Etsy, if time’s no issue. Escapade or similar should be able to help, too.
7/29
2018
@CharlTaylorPage ?!
7/28
2018
Hurray! https://t.co/9y3PQ44UW7 @hayleycscott https://t.co/REhOyHGUWS
7/26
2018
Picadilly Circus during the heatwave of 1976. Like now but you could go and see Clockwork Nympho instead of the n… https://t.co/p9IN6tJZx0
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7/25
2018
@johncoulthart Dizzyingly brilliant record.
7/24
2018
Wonderful. https://t.co/wqVNHt1QPA
7/23
2018
@BootstrapCook Also, oatcakes are probably the greatest food when you’re ‘stuck’ — Tom Baker lived off a drawer of… https://t.co/Il0fvaralM @BootstrapCook Rice cakes and Vegemite. (However, I’ve been using your solution with small blocks of cheddar for decades.) @tkingdot @amateuradam SPOILER: It won’t.
7/21
2018

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