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david james rosen @davidjamesrosen Silver Lake, Los Angeles

composer - @totemmx

406 Following   502 Followers   4,282 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/4/11


@SerBayeratheon @toddmpalm @shakeitpup @ABCSharkTank I did! my boy looooves it. licks his bowl clean every time now.
5/20
2020
Our third @totemmx album VOID is available today for sync. Hit me up or visit https://t.co/HouF6YUiZr and put in yo… https://t.co/AFjJkPcRyp
5/18
2020
@MosesSumney this is also very true of films. first watch is just pure absorption, no need for dissection just yet
5/17
2020
@pattybgoood @MavenofHonor my dad would have risked it all
5/16
2020
you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it; molded by it https://t.co/cohXFWHw5Z003 coming monday. sign up at https://t.co/HouF6YUiZr https://t.co/afvqExNBUwZygmunt Bauman (2016) https://t.co/H6RpCIQ0Vf
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5/15
2020
@abbijacobson @MavenofHonor we had a very mundane convo about milk options at andante once @MavenofHonor I was at the beach on vacation with my parents when I was maybe 8? mike meyers walked by as he was le… https://t.co/Co5zmVsZVX
5/14
2020
I am proud to share that @BernieSanders has nominated me to join the Sanders-Biden Task Force on Climate alongside… https://t.co/u5PtTX2q6t
Retweeted by david james rosen @chrisrosen2 yyyyyeeeeepppppp.
5/13
2020
@hetherrfortune that is the correct answerwhen people say “calm down, we’ve lived through a pandemic before” it’s funny because literally millions of people actually didn’t, so
5/12
2020
tushy SQUEEZE https://t.co/ZCo2yqnHHljerry stiller making JLD break is still one of the funniest things ever https://t.co/i711bpMcEv
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5/11
2020
@shannonrwatts I literally did this yesterday on a walk. Also there was a house for sale that I thought looked cool… https://t.co/aU2lGmDO7Qtonight I accidentally ate a small piece of aluminum foil. how y’all doin?
5/10
2020
@TheAcademy https://t.co/Fhqxlq7kNT
5/9
2020
@jefplate fair @ouijney my dumbass just thinks “ex ay ee ay twelve”it's a wild testament to the times we live in when my iphone notifies me via the 23 and me app that i have 8 new DN… https://t.co/HnQMvrwtNJ @JoyceCarolOates @carlyparadis !
5/8
2020
@toddmpalm @shakeitpup @ABCSharkTank well shit, that sucks! sorry to hear that. i'll keep my fingers crossed for yo… https://t.co/pJk46tMx7U @toddmpalm @shakeitpup @ABCSharkTank nope, just ordered on monday! @CNN https://t.co/QnZboUp7E5How the children’s animation of the '80s made room for sadness, and what that taught us. https://t.co/rKf5yo44zf
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5/6
2020
@jetfury people would be surprised by the amount of stock logic plugins i use regularly @TysonApostol wow, big mood @chrisrosen2 @ABCSharkTank @shakeitpup ya I sometimes put treats in there to try and get him to eat, and it helps b… https://t.co/vMcgaUuBPI @chrisrosen2 @ABCSharkTank @shakeitpup leo has prescription food he has to eat and he doesn’t love it, i was saying… https://t.co/lw5xMZCkec#MayThe4thBeWithYou Happy #StarWarsDay https://t.co/xj5uAHr4rl
Retweeted by david james rosenfirst time in all my years of watching @ABCSharkTank I just went online and bought an item before the entrepreneurs… https://t.co/PPvgDiqOhiwhy hasn’t gareth edwards been given the reigns on more @starwars after helming this absolute banger? https://t.co/koCl3Zxl9o @OnePerfectShot I’ll never forget the straight up audible gasps in the theater when this happened.@realDonaldTrump hey Donnie... I think you dropped something. https://t.co/SoyqZGJzDh
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5/5
2020
*Blinks in BLM* https://t.co/AtXQB6Crru
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5/3
2020
Important thread https://t.co/pNlWHauTNBhttps://t.co/IyQFRW4Itf
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5/2
2020
Tamir Rice was shot in a playground for having a toy gun. https://t.co/JYwKlO8cl4
Retweeted by david james rosen @__jbee my shoes lookin at me thinking the same thingI’m proud of people who make environmentally conscious lifestyle choices. I make many myself. But make no mistake;… https://t.co/7HiQiKkyyn @Rick_Devens I tweeted this yesterday!!! it is the WORST!! probst needs to get a hold of it. https://t.co/8gSt7Xmqmh
5/1
2020
These Reuters photos of a strip club in Oregon operating as a drive through takeaway service confirm that we have r… https://t.co/bspTJLhG7P
Retweeted by david james rosen @samaracello I’ve always been screaming what a GREAT theme this is @survivorcbs you are my absolute favorite show on earth, but you guys need to put a stop to people getting up and w… https://t.co/3ETmQg4W8L
4/30
2020
@NathanJRobinson the truly sad thing is, talking about trump’s numerous assaults in a general election setting has… https://t.co/U7v8PuYcfj
4/28
2020
Let’s Meditate, Day 1: Meditation will teach you to deal with the stressful situation calmly and peacefully. Kill t… https://t.co/ijlUXVJvVY
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4/27
2020
Imaging traveling back in time and showing your 2016 self this chyron https://t.co/PjrD0ZCBMI
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4/25
2020
@meganamram i'll drink to that https://t.co/LxhdJaXvI0NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION
Retweeted by david james rosenI am 100% positive that if trump injects himself with bleach, the pandemic will begin to improveTrump rolling into the office at noon in the middle of a pandemic and economic crisis https://t.co/W7uHGoA1Ne
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4/24
2020
are we in the upside down? https://t.co/eZwaCatEaJ
4/23
2020
@hetherrfortune “I’m on my knees, pretty pretty please, kill me” @maaddgge @ohJuliatweets it’s so legitimately greati owe the Jurassic Park franchise an apology, it is in fact very realistic the rich would reopen a park in spite of… https://t.co/ZxGDEfgoLl
Retweeted by david james rosen @ohJuliatweets actually i like this one more https://t.co/hRbo35qxty @ohJuliatweets https://t.co/Kub9G9DMO9 @ToriLetzler yeah my shit shook here. felt big. I’m reading only 3.8?ok that was a big one👏👏👏 https://t.co/42Q7e1X4mQIt's nuts that Americans don't regard the Confederate flag with the same degree of revulsion that Germans regard the Swastika.
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4/22
2020
I’ve watched this 10 times and it just gets better every time. https://t.co/AwzdPUGBFQ
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4/21
2020
Give this man every job in comedy https://t.co/OFgvOgnsPn
Retweeted by david james rosen @WagsPhoto coronavirus is like https://t.co/mMNrPu0FvF @andmichaelgreen The Island Of Dr. Moreau https://t.co/v7CmhQlzjh
4/19
2020
@meganamram I just want you to know that this hasn’t stopped being funny every time it appears on my feed
4/18
2020
this mans patience is simply stunning. https://t.co/LTuas1IfY5
4/17
2020
The best ending to any writer's interview ever? Paris Review asks Ray Bradbury about the origins of a character na… https://t.co/jIZjhhUPz0
Retweeted by david james rosengonna be a lot of darwin awards to hand out this year https://t.co/7Nqj3EXzdtI’ve become a social vegan after four weeks of abstaining from all meets.
Retweeted by david james rosen @CNN let’s trash it @arbelbedak @UPS FUCK.
4/16
2020
I had a lengthy chat yesterday w/ @BernieSanders about his campaign and the future of his movement. We will post th… https://t.co/LMfTOkMrpY
Retweeted by david james rosenjust saw memes described as dadaism and nothing has ever made more sense
4/15
2020
very very proud of this one. check yer emails. https://t.co/CVSIZ7ySs7 @soledadobrien couldn’t agree more
4/14
2020
@hetherrfortune totally agree. i'm more than a little pessimistic about how this is all gonna turn out.... guess i… https://t.co/nb3SK9CTdcBernie endorsed Hillary freaking Clinton in an effort to try to stop Trump, did any of you really think he WASN'T g… https://t.co/rzLzpIdlFm
4/13
2020
@VernHerndon @MattOswaltVA 6-ish years ago I saw this band playing a small SXSW show on a rooftop and my friend and… https://t.co/bj2mTdXoMT
4/12
2020
is there a delivery service that will send someone over to punch me in the face
Retweeted by david james rosenradiohead, frank ocean, caribou https://t.co/T8VVIWacno @janemarielynch 95% of my tweets never make it to post
4/11
2020
The interviewer here clutching his pearls as the guest tells him "who cares" about billionaires losing money if com… https://t.co/9mMSGGQsWn
Retweeted by david james rosen @MollyJongFast I mean.... so, so much
4/10
2020
@RollingStone https://t.co/2e5RNSTEtJthankful to Bernie who we just found out was adamant his entire campaign staff stays on our health insurance throug… https://t.co/MbORAf2fDc
Retweeted by david james rosen @CNN https://t.co/KUf4pN7TKP @ryanstruyk https://t.co/RcBTBYnWqlput me in coach https://t.co/Po59HGY9Qs
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4/9
2020
friend fired up a drone and took this shot of LA today https://t.co/FkqFHzzMWc
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4/8
2020
A nice reminder of what we were all doing together almost exactly 1 year ago. A nice reminder of what we will all… https://t.co/s4LrSis5o7
Retweeted by david james rosenThe nightmare isn't that Trump will cancel November's election (he can't). The nightmare is that he tells his suppo… https://t.co/U1bOHcC8CL
Retweeted by david james rosen @seanfarragher anything *above* 3
4/7
2020
@PeteCapella the “wouldn’t pass today” one that fucks me up is ace ventura @IlhanMN I mean.... 8 is a cup of milk. Who are they kidding?!? @CNN they must wanna meet their god real bad
4/6
2020
Hey irony! Welcome back https://t.co/VFVUn4U9h1
Retweeted by david james rosen @NathanJRobinson I would add that this is because the moderate left still thinks EVERYONE who voted Trump in 2016 i… https://t.co/o9cljX68E8
4/5
2020

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