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CEO of @theasylumcc & Producer of #SHARKNADO (1-6), #ZNATION (1-5), Netflix's #BLACKSUMMER (1-?) & 260 other films you've never heard of.

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Joined Twitter 10/31/14


@inornatesevera New writers.Season 6 of #ZNation is called 2020. #WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/lChL0bae3fThe beginning of most @theasylumcc movies. #WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/YNYvEPstds
8/4
2020
@DiceyGrenor Yes.
8/1
2020
@GPSgregorysmith I have LOTS of siblings. Lots. My parents were bored.Today is the day! So long and thanks for all the fish!! Thanks @wid244 for the send off. @NASA #MarsOrBusthttps://t.co/DJskxT7jrj
7/31
2020
OK, if I can be a "little" proud of my brother - here's what he created in a nutshell - and why he deserves his 593… https://t.co/F2sqMaq50Z
7/30
2020
blah, blah, blah...my brother gets another #Emmy nod for his #StrangerThings gig. Whatever, Brian. Mom still loved… https://t.co/sE8mRky0WN
7/29
2020
@umbra_Scartaris Good to know. Lots of stars had people signing for them. @ArtofDuarte @undeadpaulbales fault.
7/28
2020
By the way... the only signatures I hang on my wall are verified by the amazing @Steve_Grad from @PawnStars. And ye… https://t.co/ksX0FvJ8PO @umbra_Scartaris So cool! Walt Disney is worth a lot of money. @JoeDugdale_ Clearly, you have better parenting skills.The last two weekends at the #LattCinemaCafe I showed my family some films that inspired me. Were they impressed? W… https://t.co/PudRitOQcHBecause I’m a little bit crazy, I have a wall of autographs that I’ve collected over the years. #OliviadeHavillandhttps://t.co/PPSMnTrgwnYes! I don’t know how it’s gonna happen-but kids still need presents for the holiday—especially now. https://t.co/WcFNS9TtzT @wid244 @Lifetime @acferrante So far Anthony has been great in every genre. Especially horror.Very. Very. Very bored kids. https://t.co/8xQzTgE0t7 @acferrante @gramfurn It was supposed to be a musical, damn it. @acferrante @DannyR00 @lifetimetv Only one is a documentary.
7/26
2020
Oops. That's @lifetimetv - (wrong address above)!My latest film starts in a few minutes on @lifetime! Please watch STALKED BY MY HUSBAND'S EX - directed by uber tal… https://t.co/f8ZHoEPWZf @DeucesSteve @undeadpaulbales Eh. We’re just bored. @undeadpaulbales Funny cuz it’s true.
7/25
2020
@CatBennys @Plastically_Eve Just because we’re awesome: https://t.co/uVjUpL2me1 @Jenni_Drake_ I don’t know if this counts as child abuse, but there are 6 Sharknado films + 2 documentaries.
7/22
2020
To be fair, some people would prefer the virus... https://t.co/lErHPr1EtC @undeadpaulbales @AntitheistCrsd @tnucasiimot @Twitter Antitheist Crusade is really your probation officer. Isn’t it @undeadpaulbales ?
7/21
2020
This is pretty accurate, with the exception that Ryan at @ScreenRant is sober. Right @acferrante? #Sharknado Pitch… https://t.co/4jqJMwFgCq
7/19
2020
Man, these Asylum movies get easier to write every year! #WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/BxBZwyngDM
7/17
2020
This is from my Outlook program. It's further evidence that I have way too much time on my hands during lockdown. https://t.co/qlrAqaP1Aj @wid244 @undeadpaulbales @MattZilic @dragonlady474 @Twitter Preach!
7/16
2020
@maartist @AngieJones1968 Brain aneurism @undeadpaulbales @superflamingmo1 #BeBestI didn't write this article, and I don't know the crack baby that did. But if you're lockdown bored - go and watch… https://t.co/sRRpMU3vwPThat would be @undeadpaulbales https://t.co/7frhLNwqQe
7/15
2020
Stunned. #RIP #GrantImahara. Such a nice guy. https://t.co/uqvjmw148MNoted. https://t.co/GNgcuaDvyB
7/14
2020
No. She was working at an aquarium store when someone from Nightmare came in and asked if anyone could handle eels,… https://t.co/fF5Esls5Jn
7/11
2020
Well, I can say that I’m 2 degrees away from Nightmare as my wife, @kimdavid has a small part in New Nightmare when… https://t.co/M4yI5ZR6kUWhy would you listen to him??? https://t.co/5gcZLRukgd
7/10
2020
Looks like you got most... but the final actor was @realJamesDuval (#Hercules Reborn) https://t.co/qqCgplhcek
7/9
2020
@quinncy The difference is intent.
7/6
2020
@PDFerrante @theasylumcc Oooo...so close! But not Maika. @quinncy Im sorry about your accident... but I love that one of the smartest friends I know can do stupid things li… https://t.co/Ru7qETcCSV
7/5
2020
Tonight at #LattCinemaCafe we watched #IndependenceDay. Yes, I'm aware I produced a film with a similar title - BUT… https://t.co/JTJTVG848bToo fake. #WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/jdTf3AU7ZI
7/4
2020
I’m too lazy to Google my name. You try it. https://t.co/eLH9MWZX0dI thought you wanted me to move to Canada? https://t.co/CZ4zLta34vThanks to friends @wid244 + Randy- my wife (@kimdavid ) & I can finally enjoy lockdown in @theasylumcc style! Thank… https://t.co/j6WWjkgvWY
7/3
2020
.@theasylumcc marketing team has been working overtime since February. https://t.co/eT4XVPj9B1
7/2
2020
Man...#RIP #CarlReiner. Although it was your partner that was 2,000 years old...I was kinda hoping you would get th… https://t.co/vV19xxDaJj @undeadpaulbales @nate_bower @DeucesSteve (Paul used to be a hooker. Now he’s a “producer”)
6/30
2020
HAPPY 100th Birthday Ray Harryhausen! Yes, I’m a nerd that own this signed poster of Ray’s work. It hangs in my M… https://t.co/TgG9s9cDakMy work is done here. https://t.co/sZ99CLnrZb
6/29
2020
Damn. I lost that dollar bet with Rimawi. https://t.co/tJb7tuWjSlEat it #Jaws3! The Asylum OWNS this space. #Sharknado https://t.co/MAPw0UjNLQ
6/27
2020
@askjillian I love to hear from you Jillian, and look forward to your twitter posts everyday (really). Miss you lot… https://t.co/wtD1eJILF8 @undeadpaulbales @followmesamsam She stole it from another yard.
6/22
2020
Because it’s Father’s Day I finally got to pick the family movie. It’s good to be the King! (At least for a day...). https://t.co/EPSnIhCMGG @xNoodlekingx Shooting S2 when the lockdowns hit. Hope to resume very soon.
6/21
2020
Happy #Caturday! Sometimes it’s hard to crawl outta bed on the weekend. https://t.co/CkVjRvmIPi
Retweeted by David Michael Latt @skellytones Oops.
6/20
2020
My son rushed into my home office tonight yelling “DAD! You have to see this! I caught a UFO on tape!!” I’ve nev… https://t.co/UENuAf3M0v
6/19
2020
Speechless. So powerful. So creative. Wow. https://t.co/DPaEsGOfDyI’ve seen the Netflix series HOLLYWOOD... so I pretty much know what happened to u after u climbed the Hollywood si… https://t.co/dpDtVFn6xQ
6/18
2020
@DeucesSteve @foreverkurobear Shhhhhhhh....
6/17
2020
This totally tracks. #WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/dSI08RU533No. The virus has made us bitter. We need some home cook food (from a remote country) to make us human again. Jo… https://t.co/z4k99AB6qe
6/15
2020
Paul, it seems that every one of your Russian Bot followers always deletes their texts after u respond. I don’t kno… https://t.co/qbzPDX1Gct
6/14
2020
Arizona turned 2 today! Happy Birthday to my forever puppy!🥰🎂 https://t.co/VaZHNilYRS
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6/13
2020
Nudes with clothes on. https://t.co/UR4eCYNYlEThis is a shocking poll, that as a nation, we just can’t ignore: How is it even possible that #Sharknado 5 got as h… https://t.co/DbFlCmQGyZ
6/11
2020
Happy #Caturday! From 2 works of art. (You can tell one doesn’t fully appreciate the other)😼😹 https://t.co/b4iEynUq99
Retweeted by David Michael Latt @sherristrain @undeadpaulbales Talk to the hand, @undeadpaulbales ...talk to the hand!Can’t OSU just pay off the NCAA like Baylor Football did??? Fine. Whatever. I’ll sign... https://t.co/zwXRAD3si8
6/6
2020
I’m trying, man! https://t.co/8il8ITunvp @DormineyWood @davidjlatt Thanks! Oh, you meant the other Mr. Latt. Damn it. @davidjlatt I'm so jealous of the food porn you post. It must be nice to spend the lockdown getting even better at… https://t.co/ljSR9MqVleA friend texted me this pic today. Asked if I produced #V, #TwinPeaks, & #HillStreetBlues. I said Yes. So, thanks… https://t.co/Xb7PNqeHpA
6/5
2020
@DelondraMesa Well, he did compare his campaign as the Death Star...so I’m guessing... Storm Troopers?
6/3
2020
Just posted a photo https://t.co/Xyisq0HRObBLM https://t.co/vU6Ao52DT6
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6/2
2020
If 2020 were a movie, even @theasylumcc would have rejected this script because it’s too f-ing bizarre. https://t.co/ksFw4Swoxs
5/30
2020
Some context: Each month we celebrate employee birthdays in @theasylumcc main conference room. This month was mine.… https://t.co/YPAi11IDjCUhm, they get school credit! https://t.co/FQ2Fjj89Yl
5/29
2020
Thanks. When you get off your Walmart shift as a greeter — You can take me to all of these places so we can enjoy y… https://t.co/xPiOtBypjCThat’s MR. Overlord to you. https://t.co/j7m3v0YkeG @DelondraMesa And you didn’t put that in any ZNATION episode?? Are you holding out for our next series together?I met Lazlo Benne on KILLERS 2 – 20 years ago. He was such an amazing human & line producer, that we followed him t… https://t.co/pd4PWt7nhF
5/28
2020
#WeOnlyMakeDocumentaries https://t.co/OAllhmCSWF
5/27
2020
@quinncy I’ve made this movie. It doesn’t end well.I’ve only paid one Twitter follower, and it was for something completely different. On an unrelated note... are you… https://t.co/D66ktjmQA8I usually don't re-tweet other people's work...but when it's this good... What's a filmmaker to do? #COVID19 expla… https://t.co/c6V94azl9y
5/25
2020
Kim=Stillwater+OSU/#CoachSutton https://t.co/ndiw0uJ6HuHappy #Caturday! Next we are playing “Exploding Kittens”. I wonder if she will stay in the game. https://t.co/okKwZfaxIL
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5/24
2020
My favorite NPR show is @waitwait – even when they feign disbelieve at the outrageousness of @theasylumcc. If u get… https://t.co/b7eM5tYl4OWoke up to tragic news. #ShadGaspard, who played Ali in #Sharknado 6 - died while saving his son in strong ocean cu… https://t.co/uMIsJtt10JWhat do @GretaThunberg, @tomhanks and my brother have in common? Nothing, except a 2020 Webby Award! CONGRATS to hi… https://t.co/2QYZ8HVIx1
5/20
2020
I was wondering whatever happened to our #MegaShark star! We made 4 movies together. Must have fallen on hard times… https://t.co/UzdjAk0cuj
5/18
2020

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